Your weak threats and the fact that you don't know when my birthday is has enraged me. I'm gonna start stabbing new holes into your flesh with a pike and fucking them. Here's cum in your veins, asshat!
Alright, let's say its my birthday. That would make it October 5th. Which means I've had 10 months to save up my cum in a jar. And seeing as I need a good birthday laugh, I'll be watching you beer-bong it while I assfuck your wife and you cry.
At least he told you. He won't even be my friend in FaceBook ;D
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Best live show was a Lamb Of God show I was setting up when I did the concert setting up thing. For the soundcheck they played Walk With Me In Hell all the way through with just me and my friend standing in front of the stage. The security gates weren't even up yet.
Best concert experience was when I saw Damageplan in San Francisco at the Fillmore and Zack fucking Wylde dropped in and they played a 25 minute solo-off. A couple months later Dime was murdered. So I'll remember that forever.
So - ever attended any wrestling events in person?
I saw one house show, one Raw taping and one SD/ECW taping.
Met a wrestler?
Nope.
any of the "New Talent Initiative" catch your eye? (if you don't watch ECW, skip this question)
I see a great future for Braden Walker. That kid's goin' places.
Build an ideal WM with the current WWE roster.
A completely black screen with text in white that says: "We're sorry, we are unable to deliver a show worthy of the title 'Wrestlemania' at this time. Please try again next year."
What would make you kill yourself? (Sersly. No Demko strap-on'ed me in front of my mother silliness.)
If I offered you my spare bedroom rent free until you got on your feet right before you decided to move to NV, wouldyaof?
You still singing/screaming/screeching? What happened to your band?
If you could write a book that'd sell, what would it be about?
Ever thought of asking every person convicted of shooting a man in Reno if they did it just "to watch him die"? If so, would you compile a spreadsheet with all the information and never show it to anyone?
Are you seriously considering the last question and if it's worth your time?
Wierdest reoccuring dream you've had?
Does it beat mine? (Mine is me having my mentally handicapped sister in law live with us and my wife lets me fuck her whenever I want to. I don't really have a retaded sister in law and my wife said she wouldn't let me fuck her anyway, but it's a reoccuring dream, So I don't have to and she don't have to.)
(Mine is me having my mentally handicapped sister in law live with us and my wife lets me fuck her whenever I want to. I don't really have a retaded sister in law and my wife said she wouldn't let me fuck her anyway, but it's a reoccuring dream, So I don't have to and she don't have to.)
So, I think this is the first person I can say that I am kind of afraid of the answers
Really? I'm not that scary.
Yeah, I didn't think so.... then I started reading your answers.......
I'm a bare hand guy.
BZZT! Sorry, not one of your options. No weekend at Fire's for you.
4. three articles of clothing you couldn't live without. 5. What do you sleep in?
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
If I did something I couldn't live with. Like, if I killed a kid or my dad or something.
If I offered you my spare bedroom rent free until you got on your feet right before you decided to move to NV, wouldyaof?
No. Because I had my old bedroom at my parents' house I stayed at rest-free for three weeks before I moved here. I'd rather be around my family than an internet stranger. No offense.
You still singing/screaming/screeching? What happened to your band?
I'm a big karaoke whore. But that's it. The band broke up and went our seperate ways after four years early last year. They had kicked out my drummer, which I didn't agree with, but the other two guys did it anyways and brought in a drummer and a second guitar player I wasn't that into and they were pulling away from me. The other guys were going in a different musical direction with the new guys and we ended it.
If you could write a book that'd sell, what would it be about?
I actually thought of writing a book during my shitpumping job. We did a bunch of things besides just septic pumping. We also dug wells and we installed new septic tanks and collapsed old wells and stuff and I thought of a bunch of great places to hide bodies. Like, when you put in a new septic tank, if you put a guy underneath it, he'd never be found. When we abandon old wells we just fill them in with sand so that well would never be dug out. Also, when you abandon a well you could throw a guy at the bottom and fill in 30-50 feet of sand that would never get dug up. Plus imagine if someone tossed you at the bottom of a septic drain well and started dropping sand on you slowly. You'd be drowning in poo water and getting buried alive slowly. And then there was the treatment facility where I was warned not to fall into this certain tank that was churning septic water all the time because it'd suck you to the bottom. I asked how long it'd be before someone found you if you fell in and I was told never because you'd decompose at the bottom at join the circle of poo.
So anyways, I could write a great novel about a guy who had my old job and killed people.
Ever thought of asking every person convicted of shooting a man in Reno if they did it just "to watch him die"? If so, would you compile a spreadsheet with all the information and never show it to anyone?
I've already done this and no one wants to see it for some reason. I thinks its really interesting.
By the way, since I live kinda close to Reno now, I've found out that that joke is really tired there. So I use it often. "Y'know I once shot a man here, just to watch him die!" "oh...good..."
Are you seriously considering the last question and if it's worth your time?
That kind of would be interesting just to see how many people have shot a man in Reno.
Wierdest reoccuring dream you've had?
I have this content reoccurring dream where they make me go back to high school for some reason. Like I get called and there was a problem and I have to go for another year. For some reason they call me now, and I have to go back because they made a mistake and I have to do another year. Which I never think of as a great sexual opportunity, its always a bad thing for some reason. Now that I think about it, If I was made to go back to high school at 25 I might be down for it.
Does it beat mine? (Mine is me having my mentally handicapped sister in law live with us and my wife lets me fuck her whenever I want to. I don't really have a retaded sister in law and my wife said she wouldn't let me fuck her anyway, but it's a reoccuring dream, So I don't have to and she don't have to.)
No. It doesn't beat that at all. I don't remember ever gotting laid in my dreams at all. I'm a fucking zero in my dreams.
Why are you, you?
A lot of genetic predisposition, but mostly its a condition of things that have happened to me. I've explained why I'm so bitter and stuff. I've always had a sense of humor, but in that past years I've gotten way darker as my mood has. Its easy to make silly jokes for the whole family when everything's goin' your way, but when you're getting shit on sometimes you need to toss a good baby-raping pun in there to break the monotony.