19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay? 20. Ever had a threesome? 21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated? 22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
23. Have you ever gotten into a fight? 24. Who won? 25. Did you cry afterwards? 26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines? 29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be? 30. Why? 31. Do you know where the previous question originates from?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
19. Of course. And yeah, of course. Has anyone said no to this question yet?
No. No they haven't.
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Many. We had a policy in our band that if we had a problem, we should just fight it out rather than bottle it up and let it fester.
24. Who won?
I could always beat my bass player. I fought him, like, eight times and always managed to choke him out. He was the buffest, strongest dude but he fought dumb. The drummer, who was a skinny kid but he'd been to prison and he was tougher. I've beaten him before, but he's way harder.
25. Did you cry afterwards?
No. I've bled though.
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
I took Tae Kwan Do as a kid and I took Brazilian Jiu Jitsu as a young adult.
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
I'd love to fight Stalin
30. Why?
Because something tells be he was a bitch. Insecure fruit probably can't fight for shit. It'd be fun to find out.
31. Do you know where the previous question originates from?
32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far? 33. Why? 34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far? 35. Would you change your action looking back? RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 5 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton? 4. Favorite swear word? R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
Y'know, the realization that whatever I did that I thought was the right thing to make my woman happy just made me a sniveling bitch in her eyes and she didn't respect me and ran around on me. So whenever I do get back on that horse and ride, I'm not doing that again.
33. Why?
Oh. I guess I answered that already. Well, its made me realize that women are gonna do what they're gonna do, the problem is me. I'm doing it all wrong.
34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
No. Everything I've done has made me who I am for better or worse. I've made some mistakes, but I'm not gonna look back and regret anything. All I can do is change my future, so that's what I'm gonna do.
35. Would you change your action looking back?
No. Even if I could change stuff, I wouldn't. I like me, and if I changed stuff, I'd be a different person.
RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 5 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
Punk's Tourette's. I never knew that and I don't know why he wouldn't have talked about it before. He's so open about everything else, it struck me as odd that he held that one back.
4. Favorite swear word?
Cunt. Its the fucking H-Bomb of swear words. That one will silence a room.
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
See, I've had plenty of opportunities and I've never been able to commit to anything. I did a couple shows for a tattoo parlor for trade and I had $400 worth of free tattoos coming to me and I never could commit to anything I wanted on me permanently. What I want is to have at least three serious ones so I could start getting silly ones. I designed a cow strangling a bear and a shark with a chainsaw I'd love to have, but you can't start with that.
Punk's Tourette's. I never knew that and I don't know why he wouldn't have talked about it before. He's so open about everything else, it struck me as odd that he held that one back.
A boy's gotta have some mysteries about him.
Hang out with me though, and it becomes obvious I have it in about the first 90 seconds.
What I want is to have at least three serious ones so I could start getting silly ones. I designed a cow strangling a bear and a shark with a chainsaw I'd love to have, but you can't start with that.
I'm a bit overweight, I guess. That's a flaw, right?
What is your best quality? And why is it?
I'm fantastically entertaining. Boy howdy, I'm a crack-up. I'm also really loyal to my friends and family.
What are the jobs you had in your lifetime?
Always driving. I started delivering pizzas, then I did the stripper job, I drove a van for a dry cleaners, then I got my CDL and drove trucks long-haul, then I was a garbageman, then I drove music equipment in a truck and set up concerts and ran a soundboard, then I did the shitpumping gig and now I drive a bus.
Sure. Why not? Not gonna be happening any time soon though. That's almost as reasonable a question at this point as "If you become a superhero, can I be your sidekick?"
And yes, you can do that, too.
When are you coming back to Cali for a visit?
I was just there actually. I made a couple posts from my Dad's earlier this month.
Not more than a year or two, unless I really fall in love with this place. If things get better in the next couple years in central Cali I'll probably go back.
Are there any hot girls there?
Oh yeah, totally. Its a bunch of guys making a lot of money at the mines and there's plenty of hot chicks trying to get their hands on it.
What is it like living in a town where everybody already knows who you are?
Interesting. I kind of miss the anonymity of the city sometimes. But its also kind of cool. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
Tell us a fun story that's happened that's aresult of living in a small town.
This fucking mess was trying to get me to come home with her and I wasn't having any part of it and within a week I'm hearing what an asshole I am from people I hadn't even met. "What'd you do to Traci? She's really mad at you." Its kind of like high school sometimes.
Its odd though. I went back to CA for 9 days and I was texted every day by someone out here wanting to do something. This town must've really sucked without me.
Damn... is there anyone on the forums you haven't chatted with online? I've only ever talked to two people from here.
If they have an AIM link on their page, I've added it. I'll do a quick little conversation with just about everyone from time to time. Usually have a quick exchange with Pun for something board related and me and Moose would bandy about OOWF back when I used to be a member of that little organization. I'll have a couple quick things to say with Solly, Tommy, Thai, Jeb, Chris, Eric, Joel or Bo. I rarely, but occassionally talk to Lucky, Eco, Spin, Jodrell, Brad, Cory, Ziggy or Demko
The only person I have a window open to all day and am talking to constantly though is you, Ryan.
If anyone wants my AIM and doesn't have it yet, its my old band name: logicofsuicide