Narratophilia. I don't know, these things don't really get me turned on when I read about them.
Well, that's cos they're totally out of context. A little wine, a little dinner, soft music, candles......
Question: So I come to visit. Where do we go, what do we do?
Last Edit: Dec 10, 2008 12:28:50 GMT -5 by Fire-Babe
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
I like some musical acts from Montreal. Namely, The Arcade Fire, Kid Koala, Stars. What do you think of them? And are there any other Montreal acts that you suggest I should check out?
Se my problem is I'm super bad when it comes to remembering names, it's actually a problem in meetings... but I will get back to you on this one Thai.
So I pick you up that airport, and we drive downtown for a little walk on Stephen avenue. It's a pedestrian street in the hart of downtown, surrounded by tall buildings and with lots of restaurant, pubs and lounges. After a few drinks on a patio, we take the car again for a 1hour drive to Banff to get a nice look at the Rockies and see one of Canada's nicest place. We could have supper there if you want, or if the Flames are playing it's back to Calgary to catch the game. Finally, we finish thing off at the Zoo Light. The Calgary zoo at this time of th year is all decorated with Christmas lights and they open at night. It' just gorgeous. Next morning, before I drive you back o the airport, we have breakfast at 1870, Calgary oldest building. Sure the eggs are way overpriced, but there isn't anything that isn't overpriced in cowtown.
Montreal now. So i pick you up at the airport, and I'll do a quick tour of the city. Old Montreal, Olympic Stadium, Ste-Catherine Street, Mount Royal, Oratoir St-Joseph, Bell Center, Forum. By then, you will be freaked out how people drive in Montreal so we'll ditch the car and go see some of the streets that Montrealers love: Boul. Mont-Royal, if you like music they have the best used CD stores I've seen. Then it's off to the famous Montreal Underground City, you can actually pretty much do whatever you want without going outside. But before we get there we stop at Schwartz's for a real smoke meat. Then we go to the Fine Arts museum, or the Modern Art Museum (if you hate museums, let me know). Then we get a beer on Crescent Street at my favourite Irish pub, HUrley's. We finish things off at either two places. If there is a Habs game, then we go to la Cage aux Sports to watch it (getting ticket in Mtl is hard, I have some contact so of course if they work we are at the game) or we go to Biddle'S (Now the House of Jazz, but I refuse to acknowledge the name change) for some live Jazz and some OK food.
I used to do a lot of Nunavut jokes in chat but no one found them funny. Would you find jokes at the expense of Nunavut humorous?
sure
Who's the governor of Nunavut?
A bear!
What's the number one export of Nunavut?
Coldness and misery!
What's the native language of Nunavut?
The clicks and chirps of penguins!
Hahahahahaha!!! Stupid fuckin' piece of worthless desolate tundra. Oh, and the first one of you that points out that penguins live in Antarctica gets a fist in the kidneys.
Oh, and the first one of you that points out that penguins live in Antarctica gets a fist in the kidneys.
And I was going to, too. Instead, I'll point out that we don't have governors up here, eh? We have premiers.
Habs:
When they split the Northwest Territory into two territories, they held a national vote to name the new territory. Obviously, Nunavut won. What came in second?
Oh, and the first one of you that points out that penguins live in Antarctica gets a fist in the kidneys.
And I was going to, too. Instead, I'll point out that we don't have governors up here, eh? We have premiers.
Habs:
When they split the Northwest Territory into two territories, they held a national vote to name the new territory. Obviously, Nunavut won. What came in second?
Lemieux, I saw him on his last regular season game in Boston when he first retired. Unbeleivable. But Gretzky is not far behind.
Desjardins or Schneider?
Well Schneider banged Roy's wife. But she's nuts, so I'll go with Desjardins.
Keane or Muller?
Captain Kirk (Muller) all the way!
1986 or 1993?
1993, cause I lived it.
Going back to the one 9 or three 3s question, if 9/10 and 3/10 described not looks, but sexual prowess, does your answer change?
9/10, I love it when they show me a thing or two now I'll wait for the follow up question.
Can you explain what a Rouge is, as it relates to the CFL? I know it's worth one point, but I've never been able to figure out how it's scored.
My definition is that if you're good enough to kick the ball pass the goal line, we give you one point, who cares if it didn't go through the uprights, you tried, you deserve a point... Basically, they are rewarding failure.
And I was going to, too. Instead, I'll point out that we don't have governors up here, eh? We have premiers.
Habs:
When they split the Northwest Territory into two territories, they held a national vote to name the new territory. Obviously, Nunavut won. What came in second?
Instead, I'll point out that we don't have governors up here, eh? We have premiers.
You also have a shitdick Ken-doll looking faggot for a Prime Minister. I don't care. Canada can go fuck itself.
Habs, do you agree with the preceding statement? Why or why not?
Regarding Harper, he does have a Ken-doll look haircut. Cailling him a faggot, is probably the worse insult you can throw at him. Now regarding the fact that Canada can go fuck itself, why the hell would we do that when it's way more fun to fuck the US up the ass? Fell free to return the favour (you've done it many times), especially when Harper is in power. But be gentle.
Regarding Harper, he does have a Ken-doll look haircut. Cailling him a faggot, is probably the worse insult you can throw at him. Now regarding the fact that Canada can go fuck itself, why the hell would we do that when it's way more fun to fuck the US up the ass? Fell free to return the favour (you've done it many times), especially when Harper is in power. But be gentle.
The power is all in the mapple. Try pancakes wihtout mapple syrup, then try them with mapple syrup. Which ones are better? See, it's all in the mapple!
Post by Byrntrigan on Dec 11, 2008 13:25:06 GMT -5
But BEER! SWEET SWEET Canadian BEER~!
My god, I'm a traitor. Oh, that "national anthem" you guys have, pfft. Have Rush do a better one this time, eh?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
Post by Byrntrigan on Dec 11, 2008 13:28:55 GMT -5
23. Have you ever gotten into a fight? 24. Who won? 25. Did you cry afterwards? 26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines? 29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be? 30. Why? 31. Do you know where the previous question originates from?
32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far? 33. Why? 34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far? 35. Would you change your action looking back?
39. What do you think of the questions you have been asked as you are almost done? 40. What's the most surprising thing you've learned from these Q&A dealies thus far? 478. What's the most surprising thing you learned about me from my showcase?
It would amuse me if next year Byrne did a women's fed or Texas fed. I'd just like to see how he tries to make it a dark, demonic, ECW homage led by James Mitchell or Raven. -- Lucky, 2009
see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009