Caledonia...knows how to party Caledonia...knows how to party In the citaaay of Glasgow, In the citaaay of good ol' Watt In the citaaay, the city of Dundee We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!
Now let me welcome everybody to north of the border A place that's free from the old english order, The track hits ya eardrum like a kiss to your head, Pack a vest for the climate, and eat some shortbread, We in that Saltire State with a bomb ass bag pipe the State where ya never find a flag with red stripe And neds be on a mission for that Buckie And if you don't get glassed then you'll be lucky I been in the game all years makin rap tunes ever since a wee bairn reading The Broons Now it's '08 and they clock me and watch me But I send then runnin' with the threat of the Malkie It's all good, from Arbroath to Skye Your city is all braw if your Whyte and Mackay Throw up a Claymore if ya feel the same way Stu puttin it down for Caledon-i-a
Caledonia...knows how to party Caledonia...knows how to party In the citaaay of Glasgow, In the citaaay of good ol' Watt In the citaaay, the city of Dundee We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!
Jig it jig it baby Jig it jig it baby Jig it jig it mama Jig it Cali Jig it jig it baby Jig it jig it jig it jig it...
Outstanding.
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps