[Courtney]

Well I was gonna put this in the IM HOF, but apparently I can't start threads there. Weird...well, maybe one of the lovely mods can move it, yes?

Anyways, this convo took place just now and I thought I'd share.


Courtney- why can't everyone just be like us?
4:28pmFred- YEAH!
4:28pmCourtney- Smith/Solomon 2012
4:29pmFred- I have to serve under you huh?
4:29pmCourtney- damn straight bitch
4:29pmFred- yes ma'am!
4:29pmCourtney- but you'd get to slap nancy pelosi around
4:29pmFred- fucking sweet. sign me up
4:29pmCourtney- man, that would rock
4:30pmFred- Smith/Solomon '12: They Like Chips
4:30pmCourtney- HAHAHAHAHAHA. god yes! see, i'll come up with policy and you get to do the witty slogans
4:31pmFred- totally!
4:31pmCourtney- and we can have punsters as cabinet members
4:31pmFred- oh lord
4:31pmCourtney- lucky- state sec
4:31pmFred- army - sec of defense
4:32pmCourtney- thai- asian correspondent. punker- border control. hodgey- other border control
4:32pmFred- hahaha
4:32pmCourtney- pun- wee man rep
4:32pmFred- BWAHAHAHA! moose - education sec
4:33pmCourtney- HAHAHAHAHAHA! absolutely!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Wee Man Rep was my favorite.

[Tommy]

Psh. Kern/Deusser already has like a 5 month jump on you guys.

[Courtney]

But it's not who starts first, it's who puts out the most.

And I have Solly.

[Pun]

And at least Court shows cleavage in her Facebook pics. You can't say the same for Fire.....

[The Canadian Content]

Other border control. Easiest. Job. EVAR~!

MTA: I'd also like to volunteer my services for Secretary of Bacon.

[Byrntrigan]

As long as it's peameal bacon.

[The Canadian Content]

Under my watch, all bacons will be treated equally, even though some of them are vastly superior.

[Byrntrigan]

I'll also volunteer to be Secretary of Body Art and Typing. I'm totally not rumored around that dickbag...

[Habs]

Mar 6, 2009 22:43:30 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Under my watch, all bacons will be treated equally, even though some of them are vastly superior.

you mean canadian bacon right! with mapple syrup!

[Attitude Adjuster]

My Evan Longoria-mania tops all this stuff.

[Fire-Babe]

Mar 6, 2009 20:03:23 GMT -5 Courtney said:

But it's not who starts first, it's who puts out the most.

And I have Solly.

Maybe, but comparing spotlights, I think Tommy and I have you two beat.

[Andy]

Please...you guys think you can beat the west coast powerhouse that is the Triumvirate of Gutierrez/Gaston/Dao?

This President/Vice President thing is played out. Its about time for another Triumvirate. If we really are the new Roman Empire let's go out like they did.

[Demko]

I'd vote for a triumvirate. Hail Foreskin Caesar!

[Andy]

Hells yeah. I'll be Octavian. Thai can be Lepidus. And Punker, that ladies man that he is, can be Mark Antony.

[DevSop]

The only thing that truly matters is who puts me in charge of "No Child Left A Virgin."

[Andy]

We will implement a "No Laundry Left Unfolded" policy. Good enough?

[Demko]

Mar 7, 2009 17:37:59 GMT -5 DevSop said:

The only thing that truly matters is who puts me in charge of "No Child Left A Virgin."

See? How can you get pissed off at us for making these jokes? Or are you just trying to preempt them?

[Demko]

Mar 6, 2009 17:47:37 GMT -5 Courtney said:

4:30pmFred- Smith/Solomon '12: They Like Chips

I've gotta ask... Chips? Or CHiPS?

4:31pmCourtney- and we can have punsters as cabinet members

I dunno about being a cabinet member, but I could definitely headup the Gallup polls to see if you guys should quit the race or not.

[Tommy]

Mar 7, 2009 17:37:59 GMT -5 DevSop said:

The only thing that truly matters is who puts me in charge of "No Child Left A Virgin."

In our administration, you'd be Secretary of Smirnoff Ice and Ecstasy Distribution.

[BC]

I'll offer the same deal I made to Fire. I'll offer my support for the right to be dictator of the autonomous republic of Hawaii.

[Loki]

Oooh! 3 competing groups running for leaders of the free world!

Convince me to vote for you. Based on previous experience I'm leaning towards Cort and Solly, but I can be persuaded otherwise.

[Tommy]

Mar 7, 2009 19:16:07 GMT -5 BC said:

I'll offer the same deal I made to Fire. I'll offer my support for the right to be dictator of the autonomous republic of Hawaii.

Done. Or, you can have the Territory of the US Virgin Islands and Commonwealth of Puerto Rico. Your choice.

[BC]

I'll keep Hawaii. Virgin Islands gets leveled by a hurricane every five years or so & Puerto Rico...I don't speak spanish.

[Tommy]

Mar 7, 2009 20:47:21 GMT -5 BC said:

I'll keep Hawaii. Virgin Islands gets leveled by a hurricane every five years or so & Puerto Rico...I don't speak spanish.

Eh, neither do they, really. Hawaii is all yours.