[Deadly]

It Byrnes:

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
19.

Any funny story associated with it?
Not really. Normal, awkward, first-time sex.

What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 5 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
First of all, James Lipton is creepy. Secondly, I just find it interesting that people seem to be pretty open and honest about what they've been asked. For a bunch of people that don't really know each other, it's kinda cool.

Favorite swear word?
I say fuck quite a bit.

I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?
Well, I've been wanting to start my sleeve for a couple of years, so if you want to front the cash for it, be my guest.

[Habs]

Top ten places you want to visit and why? Be specific, just saying Ireland won't cut it. What in Ireland?

Do you think French Candian are a minority?

How about Asains that play bass in a band in or around Seattle?

If I face Lou next year at the POTY, is it OK if I vote for him?

Yoda or Windu?

Coke or Pepsi?

Deep dish or thin crust pizza?

Mustang or Camaro?

AL or NL rules?

The glass is half empty or half full?

Does Lucky hate or is he just super critical?

How awesome are Mikes rant? Too bad you don't follow hockey cause in about a week and a half we will have an awesome rant.

Have any phobias?

Do you swim?

What's the craziest thing you have doen behind the wheel of a vehicule?

Where's the beef?

Can YOU believe it's not butter?

Pet peeves, if you have them, let's hear it!

What's the one movie everybody seems to like but you hate with a passion?

What's THE most important virtue in your eyes?

Smoked meat: lean, medium or fat?

If they color the Chicago river green for St-Patty's, why isn't blue the rest of the year?

Why is the the Big Apple called the Big Apple?

[Demko]

Apr 13, 2009 16:56:36 GMT -5 Deadly said:

More from Brynie:

Hmmm. I don't think you ever told us you were married. How long have you been hitched.
We just got married this past Halloween.

HA! I already knew this, because The Dead got married the day before The Demko! We're doing it in alphabetical order, apparently. :-)

[Demko]

You mentioned you were a Cowboys fan.

How do you think the 'Boys should handle next week's draft?

What position do you think needs filling?

What position do you think we're all set for?

Who would you like to see get booted from the team?

What already-established player would you like to see join the team?

Prediction on this year's season record?

[Deadly]

More from Habsy:

Top ten places you want to visit and why? Be specific, just saying Ireland won't cut it. What in Ireland?
Ireland - I'm part Irish and I've always wanted to check the place out. The history of it all just seems incredible.
Japan - I'm a videogame nerd, so clearly I wanna check out the hyper-modern aspects of Tokyo and the surrounding area, but I'd also like to check out the most rural, out of the way, old-timey areas as well. I just think it's cool that both cultures exist so closely.
Hawaii - I've never been and I have family that lives out there. A free place to stay always makes things better.
New York - Like I said, I've never really been to the east coast, and I feel like it's something I need to do at some point.

Those are the main places, I guess. I'd love to just kind of do an all-around Euro-trip and check out the different countries. Oh, and I need to see Dallas' crazy new spaceship stadium at some point.

Do you think French Candian are a minority?
A minority in what regards? Where I live? Yeah, probably.

How about Asains that play bass in a band in or around Seattle?
Always.

If I face Lou next year at the POTY, is it OK if I vote for him?
Well, he is on fire right now.

Yoda or Windu?
I guess I'd have to say Yoda overall, but Mace is a bad motherfucker. His fight in the first Clone Wars animated DVD was crazy. And he rocks a purple lightsaber. Ah, fuck it, Windu.

Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.

Deep dish or thin crust pizza?
I like both, but probably thin crust.

Mustang or Camaro?
Actually, I really like the Chevelle SS. Not that I've owned one, but it looks cool.

AL or NL rules?
I'm not big into baseball, but pitchers should stop being pussies and fucking bat.

The glass is half empty or half full?
If that glass has booze in it, it's time for a refill.

Does Lucky hate or is he just super critical?
Eh, I think it's really just that he's super critical, but this board runs with every little slight on anyone, so he must just be a hater.

How awesome are Mikes rant? Too bad you don't follow hockey cause in about a week and a half we will have an awesome rant.
Yeah, not into hockey.

Have any phobias?
Heights, to a certain extent.

Do you swim?
Not well.

What's the craziest thing you have doen behind the wheel of a vehicule?
When I was about 15 and learning to drive, I scraped the entire side of my aunt and uncle's white truck up against a yellow pole. The entire passenger side was dented in and smeared yellow.

Where's the beef?
Somewhere in between Punker and FF.

Can YOU believe it's not butter?
Sadly, yes.

Pet peeves, if you have them, let's hear it!
I definitely get annoyed when people don't use their turn signal while driving. It's right fucking there, an inch from your hand, use it. Or if they use it after they're already coming into your lane and cutting you off. That's probably worse, because then it's like, "I know it's there, but I can just use it whenever I want."

What's the one movie everybody seems to like but you hate with a passion?
Hate with a passion, eh? Well, I don't hate them, but I've never gotten into the whole LOTR thing. Randall in Clerks 2 pretty much sum up my feelings on the trilogy.

What's THE most important virtue in your eyes?
Honesty.

Smoked meat: lean, medium or fat?
Medium or fat.

If they color the Chicago river green for St-Patty's, why isn't blue the rest of the year?
Good question.

Why is the the Big Apple called the Big Apple?
The Big Apple was first popularized as a reference to New York City by John J. Fitz Gerald in a number of New York Morning Telegraph articles in the 1920s in reference to New York horse-racing.

[Deadly]

Demko:

You mentioned you were a Cowboys fan.
Indeed I did.

How do you think the 'Boys should handle next week's draft?
Well, it's in Jerry's nature to shake things up and move picks around, so I'm sure that'll happen. Hopefully he can package a few picks and move up a bit to snag some better prospects.

What position do you think needs filling?
Safety, for sure. Giving up those big runs to Baltimore last year really hurt. Dallas really needs a safety that can makes those kinds of tackles in big games. I think losing Darren Woodson years ago put the Cowboys in a hole they've never been able to dig themselves out of. Woodson being gone hurt Roy Williams' chances at really learning the coverage aspects of the position, and Williams clearly reverted back to the old "hit the hell out of 'em" mentality that made him so good in college.

Maybe linebacker a little later in the draft to try and get a little younger. Brooking is a nice option for a year or two, but the team is going to need to start developing guys there, and I don't think Bobby Carpenter is the answer.

What position do you think we're all set for?
Dallas is locked in right now pretty much everywhere on offense. Running back is super solid with three legit guys in Barber, Jones, and Choice.

Romo is clearly the starter at QB, and it's nice to know that if he goes down that Brad Johnson won't be coming into the game. I'm not a huge Kitna fan, but I think he's a huge upgrade over what the team had last year. I would, however, like to see the 'Boys maybe use a late round pick on a developmental prospect at QB just to have someone else in the wings, just in case.

Wide Receiver is interesting because, of course, T.O. was cut. I think Roy Williams has it in him to be a #1 guy again, but only time will tell. I just hope that the team keep Miles Austin and is able to get him going as the team's #2 and their deep threat.

Tight End is super solid. The 'Boys have (arguably) the best TE in football in Jason Witten, and Martellus Bennett is looking like a nice up and coming player in his own right. Not a bad problem to have there.

Defensively, everyone knows DeMarus Ware is a beast. I'm glad he's on my team. I'd hate to go up against that guy. And I like the Igor Olshansky signing as well.

Also, quickly, and big thank you to the rookie corners, Jenkins and Scandrick. Those guys have done a great job stepping up when needed.

Who would you like to see get booted from the team?
Well, now that T.O. is gone (and I stuck with him longer than I probably should have), I can't think of anyone I want specifically gone.

What already-established player would you like to see join the team?
I was hoping the Cowboys could have somehow made a play for Bart Scott, but with the money that needs to be invested in Ware I can understand why that wasn't an option. I'd say "veteran receiver" but at this point guys like Austin and Crayton really need to develop, and that'd just be another barrier for them.

Prediction on this year's season record?
Let's look at the schedule, shall we?

Week 1- @ Tampa Bay Sunday, Sept. 13 - WIN
Week 2- New York Giants Sunday, Sept. 20 - WIN
Week 3- Carolina Monday, Sept. 28 - LOSE
Week 4- @ Denver Sunday, Oct. 4 - WIN
Week 5- @ Kansas City Sunday, Oct. 11 - WIN
Week 6- Bye
Week 7- Atlanta Sunday, Oct. 25 - LOSE
Week 8- Seattle Sunday, Nov. 1 - WIN
Week 9- @ Philly Sunday, Nov. 8 - LOSE
Week 10- @ Green Bay Sunday, Nov. 15 - WIN
Week 11- Washington Sunday, Nov. 22 - WIN
Week 12- Oakland Thursday, Nov. 26 - WIN
Week 13- @ New York Giants Sunday, Dec. 6 - LOSE
Week 14- San Diego Sunday, Dec. 13 - WIN
Week 15- @ New Orleans Saturday, Dec. 19 - LOSE
Week 16- @ Washington Sunday, Dec. 27 - WIN
Week 17- Philadelphia Sunday, Jan. 3 - WIN

I did that rather quickly, but that brings the record to 11-5. Some of those games could go the other way though. I have the team going 4-2 in the division, but that division is tough as hell, so anything could happen. The end of the season is especially brutal, and I think going 3-2 in the last five isn't that bad. Maybe the team loses that San Diego game or somewhere else along the line, but I don't see them dropping below 10-6. I am kind of adverse to have them go 6-1 in the first seven, and I could see dropping a game to someone like Seattle or Atlanta. Fixed.

MTA: That was way more than I intended to type on the 'Boys. My apologies. Go Cowboys!

MTA2: I said 11-5 when the record above showed 12-4. Fixing the sched and making actually 11-5.

[Habs]

This is youir spotlight man, write as much as you want.

[Deadly]

Apr 15, 2009 12:44:32 GMT -5 Habs said:

This is youir spotlight man, write as much as you want.

Thanks. Actually, I could probably write some crazy long post about the Boys if I really sat down and did it, but I think what I said up above sums it up nicely enough.

[Habs]

So you like Dallas, does this mean you hate Philly? ifnot who do you hate in the NFL?

[Byrntrigan]

42. What movie character best describes you?
43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?

[creepy]

Some more:

Your remote breaks. How long do you take to get it fixed?

Would you rather stand for 8 hours straight or sit in a prone, upright position for 16 hours straight?

If you had to move to Dallas Texas or Houston Texas, knowing only what you know about them now, which would you move to?

Every liquid you ever drink tastes like one of the following: pinot noir, Crystal Pepsi or fruit punch gatorade. Which do you choose?

Would you rather wrestle a porcupine or belly flop on a cactus?

Ever film you and your lady "doin' it"

Ever been hustled in pool?

If Cedrick the Entertainer started dating your mom, would you be weirded out?

Have you ever drank a beer in the shower?

What's the most ironic thing that's ever happened to you?

You have to have one of the three following playing constantly in your head: Carnival music, a banjo, or a snare drum being rattled. Which one?

If you got to relive someones life exactly the way that it happened, who would you relive? Ray Charles, Genghis Khan or Benjamin Franklin?

Would you rather with the same salary, be a 12th man for an NBA team with no future to be anything better or a bench player for life on a Major League team?

Which War would you rather fight in: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, or WW II?

When was the first time you masturbated?

[Demko]

Apr 15, 2009 12:25:54 GMT -5 Deadly said:

Demko:

You mentioned you were a Cowboys fan.
Indeed I did.

...words about the Cowboys...

That was an awesome draft/season overview. EXALT!

[Eric O'Mac]

Apr 15, 2009 11:14:30 GMT -5 Demko said:

Apr 13, 2009 16:56:36 GMT -5 Deadly said:

More from Brynie:

Hmmm. I don't think you ever told us you were married. How long have you been hitched.
We just got married this past Halloween.

HA! I already knew this, because The Dead got married the day before The Demko! We're doing it in alphabetical order, apparently. :-)

Shit, after Demko is....DevSop.

After DevSop is EricOMac.

Dead, who is more likely to get married first: me or Dev?

[creepy]

You're slippin' Dead.

Answer more:

If you had to be tortured to death, what would be the worst possible way to go?

What would be the worst (possible) death of the following three:
Dropped in the middle of the Atlantic, Impaled on a spike, or chained to the ground with honey poured all over you?

What's your favorite color?

Have you ever shit yourself? How many times?

Ankle socks, knee high socks or no socks?

Have you ever gotten drunk three times in the same day(s)without sleeping?

Favorite movie villains: Russians, Arabs or the English?

If you had a co-worker that didn't shower very often, would you tell management that you work with a stinky motherfucker?

Do you ever expand the message box when making a post?

Canned beer or bottled beer?

How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?

If your mom wasn't really your mom and you were single and she wanted to have sex with you, would you?

If Solly and his wife visited and your wives/girlfriends decided they wanted to swap dorks, would you plow Solly's wife? Foursome?

Transformers, He-Man or GI Joe as a kid?

If you had tickets to Wrestlemania this year in Houston, would you have driven/flown down here to Galveston and have a beer on the beach with me? If it was just me and you and a sixer of Zima would that change your mind?

What hair on your body do you shave?

You have to have your feet or your hands cut off. Which set?

You have to give up music, TV or movies and you can't use the internet to watch/listen to the one you give up). Which one?

[Deadly]

Go Bag Hos:

So you like Dallas, does this mean you hate Philly? ifnot who do you hate in the NFL?
I kind of have to hate Philly, yeah. Although, I do like McNabb and I think it's a shame that the team has never put receivers around him. He's a hell of a player and I don't think he deserves the treatment he's gotten from the team. I mean, look at this year, instead of improving a solid team, they actually got rid of a bunch of guys. Shameful. But yeah, I pretty much have to dislike the rest of the NFC East.

As for other team I hate, I have to go with the Patriots. Not because they won a bunch of Superbowls, but because of that ridiculous run up the score mentality in their EIGHTEEN and ONE season.

[Deadly]

Byrne:

What movie character best describes you?
I'd go with a mix of Randall and Dante from Clerks. Sometimes I super outgoing and don't care what people think like Randall, but sometimes I definitely have that more reserved, introspective thing going on.

What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
Tyler Durden. That motherfucker was smooth.

Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
I'm sure everyone does to some extent, and I'm no different in that regard. But I don't do it all the time.

Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
Of course. Like I said, I don't do it all that often, but yeah, I'd like to pretty much never do it if I could.

What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?
I guess ketchup is the all-around most used. It can go on pretty much anything. I do enjoy relish on my dogs, though.

[Habs]

I'll go with a typical draft comment here:
Relish sucks!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Fuck you Deadly - you're making me defend the Pats.

They're professionals - if they have a scoring chance they have to take it. Should they have just taken a knee for every series because the score was 40-0?

And last I checked, a fucking Cowboys fan shouldn't be talking shit about any other team's mentality.

[Deadly]

More from Creepy:

Your remote breaks. How long do you take to get it fixed?
Honestly? Probably way too long. I mostly use the TV for videogames and DVDs, so there isn't a whole lot of channel surfing going on.

Would you rather stand for 8 hours straight or sit in a prone, upright position for 16 hours straight?
Stand for 8 hours straight. That's pretty much my job anyway.

If you had to move to Dallas Texas or Houston Texas, knowing only what you know about them now, which would you move to?
Umm, Houston?

Every liquid you ever drink tastes like one of the following: pinot noir, Crystal Pepsi or fruit punch gatorade. Which do you choose?
Fruit Punch Gatorade, for sure. Of course, not being able to taste things properly would hinder this whole booze career I've got going.

Would you rather wrestle a porcupine or belly flop on a cactus?
Wrestle a porcupine. I'm afraid belly flopping a cactus would put my crotch-ular area in too much danger.

Ever film you and your lady "doin' it"
Nope.

Ever been hustled in pool?
Not for any real amount of money.

If Cedrick the Entertainer started dating your mom, would you be weirded out?
Nah, she could probably use the company.

Have you ever drank a beer in the shower?
Sadly, no. What kind of a sheltered life do I lead?

What's the most ironic thing that's ever happened to you?
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife...er, wait...

You have to have one of the three following playing constantly in your head: Carnival music, a banjo, or a snare drum being rattled. Which one?
Probably carny music, but I'm not a big fan of clowns. Actually, I'll go with the banjo as long as it doesn't sound like that duel in Deliverance.

If you got to relive someones life exactly the way that it happened, who would you relive? Ray Charles, Genghis Khan or Benjamin Franklin?
Genghis Khan.

Would you rather with the same salary, be a 12th man for an NBA team with no future to be anything better or a bench player for life on a Major League team?
12th man in the NBA, for sure. That'd be an awesome career.

Which War would you rather fight in: The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, or WW II?
WWII. Better understanding of medicine = better chance of survival.

When was the first time you masturbated?
Let me just check my notes here...

I can't remember when, exactly, but I was pretty young.

[Deadly]

Eric:

Dead, who is more likely to get married first: me or Dev?
You, Eric.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Any touristy things up there you haven't done yet but always wanted to?

Does BART take credit cards now? I haven't been on one in years.

[Deadly]

Creepy:

You're slippin' Dead.
Fuck that noise, you're slipping.

If you had to be tortured to death, what would be the worst possible way to go?
Strapped down naked on top of a fire ant colony.

What would be the worst (possible) death of the following three:
Dropped in the middle of the Atlantic, Impaled on a spike, or chained to the ground with honey poured all over you?
The third one.

What's your favorite color?
Red/black.

Have you ever shit yourself? How many times?
I've come way too close for comfort on more than one occasion.

Ankle socks, knee high socks or no socks?
Ankle socks.

Have you ever gotten drunk three times in the same day(s)without sleeping?
Hmm, I know I've done it twice multiple times. I'm not sure about three times, though.

Favorite movie villains: Russians, Arabs or the English?
Nazis aren't an option? Then I'll go with the English.

If you had a co-worker that didn't shower very often, would you tell management that you work with a stinky motherfucker?
If I knew the person decently enough, I'd just tell them.

Do you ever expand the message box when making a post?
I do not.

Canned beer or bottled beer?
Bottled. Unless it's PBR, then cans all the way.

How many bottles of wine have you drank in one night?
3 or 4.

If your mom wasn't really your mom and you were single and she wanted to have sex with you, would you?
Fuck no.

If Solly and his wife visited and your wives/girlfriends decided they wanted to swap dorks, would you plow Solly's wife? Foursome?
Nope.

Transformers, He-Man or GI Joe as a kid?
Ninja Turtles.

If you had tickets to Wrestlemania this year in Houston, would you have driven/flown down here to Galveston and have a beer on the beach with me? If it was just me and you and a sixer of Zima would that change your mind?
The Zima would just make it sexier...

What hair on your body do you shave?
Face.

You have to have your feet or your hands cut off. Which set?
Feet. I play too many videogames to lose my hands.

You have to give up music, TV or movies and you can't use the internet to watch/listen to the one you give up). Which one?
TV, easily.

[Deadly]

Apr 16, 2009 10:07:49 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Fuck you Deadly - you're making me defend the Pats.

They're professionals - if they have a scoring chance they have to take it. Should they have just taken a knee for every series because the score was 40-0?

And last I checked, a fucking Cowboys fan shouldn't be talking shit about any other team's mentality.

But that's the typical Pats answer. And yes, they should take scoring opportunities if have have them, but do you really think Brady needed to be throw 40 yard bombs to Moss in the fourth quarter when they're up 3 touchdowns? It's weird how much it seemed like Brady needed to beat Manning's TD record. He already had more rings, but I guess that wasn't enough. Oh, and EIGHTEEN AND ONE.

And yeah, as a Cowboys fan, you're right, I shouldn't be talking shit about team mentality. But at least my entire team was one the same page in the 90s when it was time to go to the whorehouse and snort coke off of a hooker's ass.

[Deadly]

Solly:

Any touristy things up there you haven't done yet but always wanted to?
I haven't ever done the Alcatraz thing, so maybe one of these days I'll do that.

Does BART take credit cards now? I haven't been on one in years.
Yeah, you can buy BART tickets with a card.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You have to go to Alcatraz - I've been there twice and loved it. Plus there's a Gump's at Pier 39 and that's always a good thing.