Black Justice is totally lame. And racist. What is this? 1972? All the black people teaming up together and "Black" in their name?! Way to be evolved, Thai. Cage will probably wear a bright yellow velvet shirt or something. And maybe he can borrow Storm's tiara. And Isiah Bradley? Oh, way to retcon in a fake guy there. "No, seriously. Not all our black guys are former drug dealers and pimps or African kings with "Black" in their name. And John Stewart? What was he, the THIRD choice on Earth? Yay! He's the backup to the backup to the Green Lantern who only got chosen because of dumb luck and then killed the Corps! What a resume! At least you got picked before Gnort. And Captain Marvel? How lame a hero are you? Who the hell even let you take that name? What, Marvel have to renew a copyright or something?
You know he's gonna, too. Do you really want to end their run before they've he's had his chance to hit that? No sexual tension with Black Justice. Cage is married, Storm is married, you know Cap and John ain't gonna get down with teammates because that's just bad business, and Firestorm's 15 or something.
Boo, Black Justice. Lame, racist, and ain't getting any. Boo, Black Justice, boo!
Post by salmonjunkie on Apr 30, 2009 12:02:16 GMT -5
Monica Rambeau is available. And who says John Stewart is above getting with his teammates? JLU Animated John Stewart was a mack daddy. Hawkgirl and then Vixen? Oh, he's gonna get him some of that Rambeau action, for sure.
Also, Cyborg wishes Black Justice wanted him in the team.
Cyborg's just fine where he is. Chosen by one of his oldest and most trusted friends because of his skill and knowledge, not the color of his skin. No, no. Cyborg doesn't need to be part of your minstrel show!
And this is a COMIC draft! No JLU! Only ass Stewart gets dies in his kitchen!