[Spinch]

You're up!

What made you decide to write in the OOWF?

What is your all-time favorite OOWF promo?

[Byrntrigan]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?

[blownspot]

What made you decide to write in the OOWF?

Years ago, pre OOWF, in the graveyard of OO, fantasy matches were being written involving OO'ers (I believe primarily by BFG if I recall correctly.) Anyway, I came to the party a little late. Several matches had already been written and I enjoyed reading those. Brad (angstboy) and I had jokingly mentioned starting a Maryland chapter of the NWO calling it something stupid like the "M" WO, or some such nonsense. It was very casual, nothing serious at all, but I kind of ran with that idea in my head and had actually worked out a promo and a match to be added to the fantasy matches that were being written. By the time I had kind of worked it all out, that thread had sort of died and I dropped the whole thing regrettably.

Months later I discovered the OOWF. I read all the bios and a few of the matches and discovered that it was WAY more fleshed out than the stuff that had been written in OO's graveyard. I was intrigued enough to create a character and see what the bookers would do with him. I created Stank thinking there was no way I would ever find time to devote to this and if it did catch on with me, I would just kill him off and create better character. Stank was supposed to be a joke born out of Mark Henry's ridiculous response to Austin in their WWF promo years back.

What is your all-time favorite OOWF promo?

I'm going to be an ass and pick one of my own, the D&D Old West Genealogy Promo. I don't think I had a better time amusing myself than when I wrote that one. The fact that everyone seemed to enjoy it as much as I did really touched me.

The truth is there are so many great promos in the OOWF I can't really pick just one. There are just too many to list and I liked them all equally to the one I named above. It's just easier for me to pick amongst my own crop of promos than from the OOWF as a whole. Though if you were to ask me again, I might pick something different from my own crop next time.

[Habs]

Name

Age

Job

Do you own a car?

Stupidest thing you did behind the wheel?

Where do you live?

Where have you lived?

Red meat, good or bad?

Red wine, good or bad?

Red smarties, good or bad?

Red Lobster, good or bad?

Redskins, good or bad?

Red Sox, good ro bad?

Red cars, good or bad?

[blownspot]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
I called one of my ex's tits, wheat thins. As you can imagine she was small chested which I didn't mind at all because she was very pretty, but to answer your question. It changes between tits and boobs. Boobs more than the other, I guess.


2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
D cup and below. Anything above D cup is too much for me.

3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.
I don't know. Any that aren't really long I suppose. The ex's I mentioned above were oddly shaped thus the nickname, but weren't to off putting because... ... I'm going to stop right there because I'm starting to feel icky discussing this.

A. Do you like game shows?
Not particularly. They entertain me every so often.

135. What is your favorite?
Um... Deal or No Deal? I don't know.

I used to live in Japan and saw all the wacky ones over there before they became popular to watch in the US, Ninja Warrior, and the like. I guess I like those.

12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
Lucky.

The Singing Bee.

12.75. What game show would you host?

Hole in the Wall just so I could mock everyone involved on air (including myself) from the contestants to the audience to the production staff for associating themselves with that fucking waste of tv air time.


Actually I think it would be awesome to host The Amazing Race. I've only seen it once, but it looks great.

[blownspot]

Name

Terry

Age

38

Job

Director of a Community Center

Do you own a car?

Yes a 98 BMW Z3. I surprisingly fit in it, but I'm ready for a grown up car.

Stupidest thing you did behind the wheel?

I pushed my Z as fast as it would go up I95 North between the DC Beltway and Baltimore's 695. I got it up to close to 140mph before chickening out. It was the middle of the night and that corridor between DC and Baltimore is a known speed trap. I didn't care. I was pissed at my ex, and it was very stupid of me to be speeding there. Fortunately I wasn't caught.

I once blindly tried to accelerate around a truck that had cut me off on a curve. Out of anger, I puched the Z up to 80 to get past the truck going 60. The acceleration was by no means gradual and the torque was so bad (or good depending on if you like that sort of thing) the front end of my car shot up a few inches off the road. I had lost steering because the Z is a rear wheel drive vehicle. So I ended up in a lane I was not looking to be in and very easily could have collided with someone. Thank God that didn't happen.

Where do you live?

Maryland near DC

Where have you lived?

The planet Earth has become my stock answer to this question. My dad is retired US Navy so I've lived across the globe. If I were to track it...

North Carolina, California, Illinois, Japan, Okinawa, Hawaii, Rhode Island, Italy, Germany, and now Maryland. I've visited practically everywhere from those central points. I haven't been to Africa, Australia, or South America though I have been to Curacao which is a tiny island close to South America. Everyone should go Curacao at least once.

Red meat, good or bad?

Bad, but I love it.

Red wine, good or bad?

Good, and I love it.

Red smarties, good or bad?

I don't like smarties or any other sugary candy.

Red Lobster, good or bad?

Bad and overrated... or did you mean an actual red lobster?

Redskins, good or bad?

Since I live here you would think me obligated to say good... but I'm going to say bad. I wish that weren't the case, but for now... they are bad.

Red Sox, good ro bad?

I stopped watching baseball after Cal Ripkin retired. Not necessarily due to his retirement it's just baseball does not hold my interest anymore. I know that's PH blasphemy but it is what it is.

Red cars, good or bad?
Bad.

[Byrntrigan]

4. What other sports do you like?
5. Do you participate in any sports?
6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?
7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)
8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
9. Do you have any siblings?
10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?
11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?
12. Favorite video game.
13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?
15. Do you watch cartoons?
16. What's your favorite cartoon?

What one question out of all the questions I ask (since you said I ask alot of the ones you would) seems like I should more follow up questions / or what am I not asking since I ask a lot of questions.

[blownspot]

4. What other sports do you like?

I used to watch NBA quite a bit until Stern decided to take them off of NBC and move them over to ABC. NBC made watching the NBA an event. I used to plan my weekends around it. Now... not so much.

I like NFL Football, College hoops, MMA, Some NHL Hockey (since the Caps are doing so well, or were doing well.) I like baseball. I enjoy playing it and I love going to Nationals Stadium and Camden Yards to watch the games live, I just can't be bothered watching it on TV.

5. Do you participate in any sports?

Played basketball in High school. I don't play any sports now. My girlfriend is trying to get me to join an adult kickball team in DC.


6. What is your stance / feeling on tattoos and piercings?

I don't mind them. My girlfriend has a tiny nose ring which looks cute on her and a tongue ring which... yeah.


7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings / let's see a picture (s)

I wear no ink. I have no piercings. Would I...? Maybe.

8. What is your all time favorite wrestling move?
Burning Hammer.



9. Do you have any siblings?

Yes. Two younger brothers

10. Did you ever attempt to do said wresting move on said sibling (barring sibling,friend)?

Hell no. I would probably kill them with that move.

11. What's the worst thing you've ever done (that discussing now won't violate the statute of limitations) ?

Ask me again next year after the statute of limitations expires.

12. Favorite video game.

GTA San Andreas. You can do almost anything in that game.

13. Arcade game you were best at as a kid?
Xevious.

14. Have you ever uttered a quote from the Simpsons in real life and someone got the joke?

Can't say that I have.

15. Do you watch cartoons?
On occasion.

16. What's your favorite cartoon?
Cowboy Beebop, or are we not considering that a cartoon?

Family Guy.

What one question out of all the questions I ask (since you said I ask alot of the ones you would) seems like I should more follow up questions / or what am I not asking since I ask a lot of questions.

........ I'm not certain I understand the question.

I think you're asking me what question should you ask that you haven't already.

You haven't asked anyone Why does the universe exist. I don't know if you necessarily should ask this question, however.

The answer of course is Keith.

[Byrntrigan]

Cowboy Beebop is a great cartoon.

What other anime do you like?
Have you ever seen Hellsing? That one is good.

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?
17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
18. What's your stance on the death penalty?
19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

[Eric O'Mac]

This is other than your own character, of course

OOWF Favorite...

Promo?
Wrestler?
Angle?
Match?
Heel?
Face?

What OOWF wrestler do you want to feud with that you havent feuded with yet?

And now, for non OOWF questions:

XBox 360, PS3, or Wii?
Favorite TV Show that isn't on the air anymore?
Favorite Comedy?
Favorite Drama?
Favorite Genre?
Do you like Law dramas? If so, what are some of your favorites?

Favorite Film Trilogy?

[Jack Quinn]

Since I dig the OOWF questions:

Do Moose and Stank make better enemies or allies?

[Byrntrigan]

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
20. Ever had a threesome?
21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

[blownspot]

What other anime do you like?
Have you ever seen Hellsing? That one is good.

I like a lot of anime; Lain, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Samurai Champloo, Gasaraki, Blue Gender, Afro Samarai, there are quite a few others.

I saw one episode of Hellsing after I discovered my brother has the Anime channel at his house. It was too early in the morning for me to digest it, but from what I saw it looked pretty good. I'll have to check it out again sometime.

15. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?

I'd probably starve.

16. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine/liquor?

I find a good teriyaki sauce can make almost anything taste good. Beer goes better with Japanese food than wine so I'd probably have Suntory which is a pretty good Japanese beer.

17. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
Yes, on my grandad's farm I accidentally killed a chicken when I was 10. I threw a half of corn cob into the chicken coop and it smacked a chicken just right breaking its neck. The reaction from the other chickens was very... dramatic. The chicken I hit just started flopping around and the others started screaming. They all ran up to the flopping chicken and started pecking the shit out of it. It was very weird. I was facinated and terrified at the same time. I felt bad afterwards. My grandmother came out a little while later, walked into the coop, picked up the dead chicken, and I know what you're thinking, but no, we didn't cook it. She simply took it out into the woods and left it there.

I thought the whole thing odd.


18. What's your stance on the death penalty?

I'm for it, basically, though I have some issues with the way it's being sentenced.

19. Have you ever seriously considered seriously hurting someone? Not like punching them, but like breaking a leg, wrapping a golf club around their dome, shiving etc. Describe.

I used to teach middle school.

but if that answer isn't sufficient...

My driving instructor had a real hard style in teaching me how to drive. He thought he was motivating me by calling me names. Here I am this High school kid and this asshole is calling me weak and calling me a baby, in front of my classmates, for no fucking reason I could decipher. We used to drive out in isolated areas of the northern suburbs of Chicago. Places where I often contemplated stopping the car, exiting the vehicle, opening the trunk, and removing an alluminum baseball bat I had placed there earlier, opening the passenger side of the vehicle, yanking his monkey ass out, and beating the ever loving piss out of that fucking shitstain. He antagonized me that much. I often contemplated his murder. Despite my joke about middle school, this individual is the only person I know who actually had me contemplating his murder.

Lucky for him, I have good parents.

[Spinch]

Suntory is amazing. Exalt!

[Byrntrigan]

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

[Byrntrigan]

What do you look like?

Let's see a picture. For some reason I have always imagined you look like Bob Sapp. I don't know why.

[Habs]

Top ten places you went to and why?

[blownspot]

OOWF Favorite...

Promo? Like I stated earlier there are too many, but I'll pick one. EOM re-introduces himself to the OOWF.

Wrestler? LD Williams

Angle? Team Rick goes to Jail

Match? Hardbody Harris vs Beast switched bodies ghost epic extravaganza

Heel? Moose

Face? (tie) Firechild & Capellan

What OOWF wrestler do you want to feud with that you havent feuded with yet?

I don't think Eric O'Mac and Stank had a decent feud. I tried to start something with you, but it all got lost in the War.

And now, for non OOWF questions:

XBox 360, PS3, or Wii? I own none of these, but would like to get an Xbox 360 when funds permit for that indulgence.

Favorite TV Show that isn't on the air anymore? Without a doubt Firefly.

Favorite Comedy? I like the CBS Monday night comedies except for Rules of Engagement. I like Scrubs, 30 Rock, The Office. I like all these comedies equally. There are several which are no longer on air which I liked as well.

Favorite Drama? I'm going to assume you mean current from now on... Again equal love for all of these; Lost, Smallville, Heroes, 24(Though that's waning), Rescue me (Comedy?), Burn Notice, Fringe, House, Leverage... wait... I think I like Leverage a little more than the rest.

I also am embarrassed to confess that I watch Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice with my girlfriend... and don't actually hate those two shows.

Favorite Genre? Sci-Fi

[Do you like Law dramas? I used to.

If so, what are some of your favorites?

I think television is over saturated with them, cop dramas, and hospital. They all seem interchangeable. They either need to bring something new to the table or just go away... but as far as favorites are concerned I'd say... probably all the David E. Kelly ones (Ally, Practice, Boston Legal)

Favorite Film Trilogy? LOTR

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Your 10 Desert Island CDs/DVDs?

What was your favorite GTA: SA mission?

How many cheats codes did you use?

What radio station did your CJ listen to the most?

If Rocktstar came to you and asked you to design the next GTA game, what would you suggest?

[blownspot]

Moose

Since I dig the OOWF questions:

Do Moose and Stank make better enemies or allies?

Depends on the day of the week.

Actually LD presented me with an idea, a while back, concerning this. I'll PM you about it, when I'm ready to explore it.

Byrnie

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay? No.

20. Ever had a threesome? No.

21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated? No.

22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well? Yes.

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight? Yes. Three times.

24. Who won? Me.

25. Did you cry afterwards? Nope, not once. They did.

26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines? Regrettably no.

29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be? Nathan Bedford Forrest

30. Why? I could simply tell you, or you can google his name and find the answer obvious.

What do you look like? A handsome 6'2" 265lb black man.

Let's see a picture. For some reason I have always imagined you look like Bob Sapp. I don't know why. Probably because he was my former avatar. In the Current Events forum, in the "I was There" thread, you will find a picture of me.

Habs

Top ten places you went to and why?

#10 - Las Vegas, NV - I went for the first time last year. I had a good time, but was unprepared. The next time will be awesome.

#9 - Pompeii, Italy - It was fascinating to walk around a site I read about as a kid.

#8 - Grand Canyon - It seems a boring choice, but have you ever been to the Grand Canyon? Pictures do NOT do it justice. It's surreal. We actually stopped by the GC on the Vegas trip and I definitely appreciated it more as an adult than when my family and I went as a child.

#7 - Nago Beach, Okinawa Japan - An absolutely beautiful beach. I went to High School on Okinawa and we went to this beach on our senior class trip... I had an excellent time.

#6 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - I did not get high. There was plenty to do there besides that.

#5 - Istanbul, Turkey - Surprisingly a shit ton of clubs and bars here. Istanbul was not at all what I expected it to be. I was surprised by how much fun I had there. It was probably mostly due to the company I kept.

#4 - Berlin - I was there when the wall fell.

#3 - Schrankogel Mountain, The Alps - The best class I EVER took was Urban Sociology when I lived in Munich Germany. That class was the reason I got to see much of Europe during college. My professor took us everywhere, the most interesting place being this mountain. A little over 3000 feet up there is a centuries old village, fully restored. At this mountain's second peak, there was... I shit you not... a fully functional, modernized, pub, all by it's lonesome. We were like what the fuck? It made for an interesting climb back down. A great time was had by all.

#2 - Oktoberfest, Munich Germany - Do I really need to explain why?

#1 - Singapore - It was a family trip right after High school and for some reason in my mind it stands out as a cut above the rest. There was SO much to do. Back then the US dollar was strong so we bought tons of stuff from there. Beautiful beaches, fascinating culture and I don't think my family had a better time together than when we were there.

[DevSop]

May 12, 2009 23:02:10 GMT -5 blownspot said:

Moose

Since I dig the OOWF questions:

Do Moose and Stank make better enemies or allies?

Depends on the day of the week.

Actually LD presented me with an idea, a while back, concerning this. I'll PM you about it, when I'm ready to explore it.

Byrnie

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay? No.

20. Ever had a threesome? No.

21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated? No.

22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well? Yes.

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight? Yes. Three times.

24. Who won? Me.

25. Did you cry afterwards? Nope, not once. They did.

26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines? Regrettably no.

29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be? Nathan Bedford Forrest

30. Why? I could simply tell you, or you can google his name and find the answer obvious.

What do you look like? A handsome 6'2" 265lb black man.

Let's see a picture. For some reason I have always imagined you look like Bob Sapp. I don't know why. Probably because he was my former avatar. In the Current Events forum, in the "I was There" thread, you will find a picture of me.

Habs

Top ten places you went to and why?

#10 - Las Vegas, NV - I went for the first time last year. I had a good time, but was unprepared. The next time will be awesome.

#9 - Pompeii, Italy - It was fascinating to walk around a site I read about as a kid.

#8 - Grand Canyon - It seems a boring choice, but have you ever been to the Grand Canyon? Pictures do NOT do it justice. It's surreal. We actually stopped by the GC on the Vegas trip and I definitely appreciated it more as an adult than when my family and I went as a child.

#7 - Nago Beach, Okinawa Japan - An absolutely beautiful beach. I went to High School on Okinawa and we went to this beach on our senior class trip... I had an excellent time.

#6 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - I did not get high. There was plenty to do there besides that.

#5 - Istanbul, Turkey - Surprisingly a shit ton of clubs and bars here. Istanbul was not at all what I expected it to be. I was surprised by how much fun I had there. It was probably mostly due to the company I kept.

#4 - Berlin - I was there when the wall fell.

#3 - Schrankogel Mountain, The Alps - The best class I EVER took was Urban Sociology when I lived in Munich Germany. That class was the reason I got to see much of Europe during college. My professor took us everywhere, the most interesting place being this mountain. A little over 3000 feet up there is a centuries old village, fully restored. At this mountain's second peak, there was... I shit you not... a fully functional, modernized, pub, all by it's lonesome. We were like what the fuck? It made for an interesting climb back down. A great time was had by all.

#2 - Oktoberfest, Munich Germany - Do I really need to explain why?

#1 - Singapore - It was a family trip right after High school and for some reason in my mind it stands out as a cut above the rest. There was SO much to do. Back then the US dollar was strong so we bought tons of stuff from there. Beautiful beaches, fascinating culture and I don't think my family had a better time together than when we were there.

You just may be the coolest and most interesting person on this board and no one knows it. At the Berlin Wall when it came down...just wow. That's got to be one of the things I'd have to consider doing if a time machine was invented and they gave the option of being there for certain moments in history.

I guess I'll ask a question too, what are 3 things that I should do on my cross-country trip that wouldn't be a typical response.

[BC]

Istanbul huh?

This is not in quesiton form, but I'd like to hear more about your trip to my Motherland.

[Habs]

What company did you keep in Istanbul?

I have the same comment about Vegas. Went there once, unprepared. Can't wait to g back.

Top ten places you want to go (or go back) and why?

[blownspot]

Solly

Your 10 Desert Island CDs/DVDs?

CDs:
The Roots: Things Fall Apart
U2: Joshua Tree
Foo Fighters: One By One
POD – The Fundamental Elements of Southtown
4th Avenue Jones: No Plan B
Mos Def : Black on Both Sides
Nonpoint – To The Pain
A Tribe Called Quest – Midnight Marauders
Fugees – The Score
The White Stripes: Elephant

DVD’s:
The Matrix
Iron Man
Memento
Road to Perdition
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Blade Runner
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Transformers
Serenity
Galaxy Quest

I know there are a ton of titles from both categories that I’m not thinking of which belong on these lists.

What was your favorite GTA: SA mission?
Infiltrating Area 69 and stealing the jet pack. There was also one where you swim over to an Aircraft Carrier, board it, and jack a Harrier Jet. That was awesome. The whole game is awesome.

How many cheats codes did you use?
Everyone I could find after I finished all the missions.

What radio station did your CJ listen to the most?
CSR and the talk radio station are about tied.

If Rocktstar came to you and asked you to design the next GTA game, what would you suggest?

Good god… you have to give me some time to think about that one…. probably something Sci-Fi based, like the old PC based, Wing Commander: Privateer games, except you’re not limited to carrying out your missions in your ship and the missions are decidedly more... gangsta, if you get my meaning. I don’t know… something like that with the Rockstar treatment would likely rule.

[Habs]

Wing commander Privater will get you an Exalt! I tought I was the only one who played that!