[Mr. Dashbee]

ENHANCEMENT CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
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Shane McMahon presents ECW, um...presents!
"Extreme Enhancement"

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MAIN EVENT - ARENA WARFARE

Shane McMahon's "Enhancement Army"
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Barry Horowitz, The Lightning Express (Tim Horner & Brad Armstrong) & Joey Abs, accompanied by Angela Fong


Paul Heyman's "Heart of Extreme"
^w/
"The Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiri Tajiri, The Pitbulls (#1 & #2) & Stevie Richards, accompanied by Kimona Wanalaya

ECW WORLD JOBBERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

"The Brooklyn Brawler" Steve Lombardi defends vs. Paul Diamond

ECW WORLD JOBTEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

The Conquistadors (#1 & #2) defend vs. The Young Stallions (Jim Powers & Paul Roma)

ECW C-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - FIGHT TO THE FINISH!

Dennis Rodman defends vs. Mr. T
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz!

OMG COMEDY MATCH~! - FANS PICK THE WINNER!!!

"Stone Cold" Shark Boy, Shark Girl (Daffney) & Mascarita Sagrada vs. Ernest Miller, Stacy Keibler & Hornswoggle

REFEREE CHALLENGE MATCH!

Earl Hebner vs. "Dangerous" Danny Davis
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE "Glamour Boy" Shane Sewell!

HOLY SHIT! A MAN VERSUS A FUCKING BEAR!

Armando Alejandro Estrada vs. Terridle Ted, The Wrestling Bear

SHANE CALLS IT “THE POSSE VS. THE CURTAIN JERKS”

The Mean Street Posse (Rodney & Pete Gas) vs. Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger

Featuring Two Very Special Guests:


Marissa Mazolla-McMahon
(Guest of Mr. Heyman)


"Joe Millionaire" Evan Marriott
(Guest of Mr. McMahon)

Featuring our new commentary team:

Bob Uecker & Frank Trigg

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Card subject to change...but it probably won't!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA
(formerly known as The ECW Arena, Viking Hall, New Alhambra Arena, etc.)

The crowd is a buzz as they all know something big is about to go down. Plus, they got in free. Suddenly, "Cult of Personality" fires up, and out of the curtain walks Mr. DashBee!

Dashbee: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, everyone here in The Arena, welcome...to my newest vision!

Crowd pops!

After the disolution of the Old School Revolution--or, should I say the embezzlement of funds and subsequent bankruptcy of the Old School Revolution thanks to one UltimateJobber--I stand before you a different man than last year. A much, much poorer man, one with very few resources to work with this year. And a much, much smarter man as well.

And I have a vision. A vision that all the world will soon watch unfold. But I cannot do this alone--oh no. In fact, due to the OSR financial state, I've had to get a "real job." One where I work 40 hours a week in insurance and pull an honest paycheck. So I've hired someone to do the work for me. Someone who knows about this business, and someone who knows about vision. This man, in so many ways, IS wrestling. It's all he's known since he was a young boy--since birth even--and it's what he knows best. So ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce to you the man who will lead my vision through the 2009 Puns Wrestling Alliance draft...

Dashbee points to the stage, when that all to familiar music fires up, and a dancing rich kid bounces through the curtain...



7. Shane McMahon



Shane and Dashbee shake hands, man-hug, and Dashbee hands the mic over, leaving the ring to Shane himself.

Shane McMahon: [Crowd boos loudly...] Huh. I guess you were expecting someone else. But that's the problem with wrestling today. People lack vision. People lack the foresight to find the shortcomings in a plan, and people lack the ability to sort those shortcomings out before the plan is executed. But that's where Mister Dashbee--my boss, Mister Dashbee--learned his lesson last year. You surround yourself with people you think you can trust. People you think you can rely on. People...who are your friends. AND THEY STAB YOU IN THE BACK! They bankrupt your company, and embezzle money for their own promotion! But in 2009, Mr. Dashbee had an epiphany. He realized he needed an expert to run his company. Someone who can backstab with the best of them, and someone who has been stabbed in the back more than anyone. So when Greg picked up the phone, he knew the one number to dial--that's right, I said Greg, we're on a first name basis. Greg knew the one number to dial, and the name on the speed dial said "Shane ... Brandon ... McMahon." And here we are. Here I am. But tonight isn't just about Shane O'Mac. It's about all of you...and this building. This legendary building. A former dump--a bingo hall--that was made famous by genius ideas and amazing feats of physical ability. A legendary building made famous by the blood, sweat and tears of wrestlers...with passion. Wrestlers with desire--wrestlers with...a purpose. That's why tonight, I announce the rebirth...

[Crowd turns from boos to reluctant cheers.]

But fear not, Philly faithful. I won't do you wrong. Not this time. Because...if I may steal a line from another industry...I can make you one promise. This isn't MY father's wrestling company. Oh no. This is the real deal. Shane McMahon proudly presents to you...[NAMEDROP-esque screaming] E! ... C! ... W! [/NAMEDROP-esque screaming]

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

[Lucky]

Shane's middle name is "Brandon"? Huh.

I get the feeling that's going to be a useless piece of information that sticks with me for a long time, possibly replacing something better in the finite amount of space in my brain. Thanks, G-B.

[Deadly]

Just like Homer Simpson...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 2, 2009 11:59:18 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Shane's middle name is "Brandon" Huh.

Yup. Good old Wikipedia. I don't think I even went to the page, it just came up in the Google search.

[Byrntrigan]

Damn you Greg. You now have replaced the winner of Bud Bowl 3 in Lucky's brain...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA

The lights go up, and the familiar music leads Philadelpha's newest favorite rich kid to the ring!



Shane McMahon: Wow, thank you. This reaction is much better than the one that I received last time, that's for sure. Something tells me you all have finally accepted Shane O'Mac, and believe me when I make you this same promise once again...this ain't MY father's ECW anymore.

Crowd pops, and even breaks out in a little "Shane O'Mac" chant.

Shane McMahon: [Visibly surprised.] Wow...all I can say is thank you, and I promise, I won't let you down. Now, this is ECW's second pick of the PWA draft, but it's my first. A lot of labor has gone into this pick, because there are so many men--and women--that have meant so much to you Mutants in the crowd. I needed to find the one person who defines ECW, the one man who could walk down the street and cause passers by to break out in that famous "ECW" chant.

Crowd chants "E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!"

Shane McMahon: Yup, that's the one! So I made a phone call, and officially selected the one man who defines ECW more than any other. The one man who still wears the ECW purple & black logo on his sleeve--and in his heart--to this day. So without further ado, I present to you MY first ECW draft pick...

Shane points to the stage as an old TV show theme blares over the PA system...



And the crowd goes batshit crazy when out of the curtain walks Paul FREAKIN' Heyman!

42. Paul Heyman



Heyman is in the ring, and has a LIVE MIC!

Paul Heyman: Philly, are you ready to get Extreme?! [Crowd pops.] Well, all I can say is Shane...it's great to be back at my old stomping grounds. I know they changed the name, but it'll always be the ECW arena in my heart, but the new name fits, because in the world of wrestling, this is still THE Arena for wrestlers to perform!

Shane McMahon: Well like I said, Paul, you were the man behind all those genius ideas, you set the tone for the passion that was ECW!

Paul Heyman: [Actually getting a little emotional.] I'm sorry...I'm sorry for showing my emotions like that. But I'm so overjoyed to be here, to see these fans, this scene. So I'll leave you with this: with me here, you are guaranteed one thing...you are about to see the true return of Extreme Championship Wres--

Shane McMahon: Wait, Paul, wait!

Paul Heyman: Wait...wait, what Shane? What am I waiting for? I have people who want to hear this!

[Crowd pops]

Shane McMahon: Well as you know, my father bought ECW. And, unfortunately, my lawyers have informed me that we can't actually use the term "Extreme Championship Wrestling."

Paul Heyman: But that's the name! It is Extreme Championship Wrestling!

Shane McMahon: Woah woah woah woah...woah! Stop saying that, it costs us $25,000 everytime we use it. The letters ECW are okay, but the full name, we can NEVER SAY IT AGAIN!

Paul Heyman: But what about my theme song?

Shane McMahon: Dad doesn't own that.

Paul Heyman: And the logo?

Shane McMahon: He forfeited it when he made the new one.

Paul Heyman: But I can use the letters?

Shane McMahon: Yes, you can. But not the words...NOT THE WORDS!

Paul Heyman: Letters are fine...now, like I was saying. With me here, you are guaranteed one thing...you are about to see the true return of...E!...C!...W!

[Crowd pops.]

Shane McMahon: Well...Uncle Paul...I have one little surprise for you. Hopefully it will make up for the name. Our next pick? Officially the third rounder? You get to make the announcement when it's up.

Paul Heyman: Mr. McMahon, I'm honored.

Shane McMahon: Okay, wait a minute. I'll let that one slide, but please don't call me that again. I ain't my father, and I don't want any comparisons. It's simply Shane, okay?

Paul Heyman: My apologies, boss. Shane, I'm honored.

Shane McMahon: Thank you. [Directed to the crowd.] And to all of you...when Paul Heyman announces our next pick, he will be revealing to the world...the man picked to succeed as the new ECW...World...Heavyweight...Champion!

Shane and Paul man-hug as the crowd chants "E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!"

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA

We cut to The Arena, and Shane McMahon is in the ring, joined by Paul Heyman, who has the mic to start.

Paul Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, I hold right there and envelope. This envelope, wrapped in barbed wire, signifies the new start for ECW. A new start that has been 9 years in the making. With this envelope, I plan to begin a journey that will erase several years of subpar wrestling, booking, and a subpar vision that ECW had become. Before I open this envelope, I want to personally thank Shane McMahon for providing me, and all of us, with the chance to rebuild the castle—the fortress—that was E…C…W!

Crowd: Shane O’Mac! Shane O’Mac! Shane O’Mac! Shane O’Mac! Shane O’Mac!

Shane McMahon: Thank you, thank you. I am really excited for this moment, especially for Paul. This has been a long day coming, so I hope you all like where we’re headed. Mr. Heyman, please…

Heyman pulls the decorative barbed wire aside, and opens the envelope. He pulls out the note card, reads it, places it back into the envelope. He then turns to Shane McMahon.

Paul Heyman: You’d do this to me? Right now? You have one hell of a sense of humor, Shane. [Laughing.] Really. But it’s okay, I earned it. I bounced checks. I made some bad deals, and your father bailed me out. I get that. So it’s a great gag to give me a notecard that says Brooklyn Brawler on it, Shane, a great rib. Touché Shane, touché. [Laughing.]

Shane McMahon: Um, Mr. Heyman? Take a good look up there…

Shane points to the stage, and out walks…

55. “The Brooklyn Brawler” Steve Lombardi



Crowd starts booing frantically, chanting “Fuck You Shane! Fuck You Shane! Fuck You Shane!”

Paul Heyman: Shane! What the hell is this?! You can’t be serious! The Brooklyn Brawler? Look who’s available! NAMEDROP! NAMEDROP! NAMEDROP! NAMEDROP! And especially NAMEDROP! And you draft the Brooklyn FUCKING Brawler! Excuse me, boss, but you are out of your goddamned mind! He’s an enhancement talent at best

Shane McMahon: In that entire rant, you said thee words of any importance. “Boss.” That’s what I am Paul, and I hired you to be the face of ECW. To be the hype machine that you’ve always been. So don’t question my authority, right here in front of my fans!

Crowd is reaching a near riot level in The Arena, and security is losing the ability to control things.

Paul Heyman: Your fans?! YOUR FANS?! I built this place! From my basement to pay-per-view, I damn near gave my life for ECW, and now you’re going to take a bigger shit on it than your father did! I swear Shane, if you—

Shane McMahon: [Interrupts] Let me stop you right there. We have an announcement to make, and if you won’t finish it, I will! Because Paul, the other two important words you said were “Enhancement Talent.” Because I, Shane McMahon, proudly present to you…your new ECW World Heavyweight Champion…”The Brooklyn Brawler” Steve Lombardi! The champion of ECW. Enhancement! Championship! Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrresssssssstling!

Shane & Brawler bail as a chair flies into the ring. Atlas Security pulls Heyman out as well, and more chairs start flying. Within the next 5 minutes…CHAIR RIOT!...About 600 chairs make their way into the ring and the ringside area, as security struggles to control the riot caused by Shane’s announcement...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA.

The lights go up, and the Executive Director of Enhancement Championship Wrestling makes his way to the ring, accompanied by ECW World Jobberweight Champion “The Brooklyn Brawler” Steve Lombardi and ECW C-Division Champion Dennis Rodman.



Shane McMahon: First off, I want to thank all of you--the great, loyal ECW fans--for the scene you caused last time we were out here. Your little “chair riot” in reaction to my announcement? That got us tons of publicity and exposure, so thank you. You can’t pay for advertising like that! Now, I know you wanted to see Mr. Heyman out here, because he is ECW to most of you, but I requested that Paul stay in the back for this pick. Instead, I have brought out the two cornerstones of Enhancement Championship Wrestling--our two champions— World Jobberweight Champion “The Brooklyn Brawler” Steve Lombardi and C-Division Champion Dennis Rodman.

Crowd: Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane!

Shane McMahon: Thank you, thank you. Again, I—we, all of us here in ECW, including Mr. Heyman—appreciate your support.

Crowd: We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul!

Shane McMahon: You want Paul…heh. You want Paul?

Crowd: We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul!

Shane McMahon: WELL YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GET HIM! He’s got a guaranteed contract, and I can keep him locked up in the back for the entire draft if I want to!

Crowd: We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul! We want Paul!

Shane McMahon: Now then. If you’ll allow me to do so, I would like to make my next pick. He’s a man who is world renowned for enhancing the careers of so many other wrestlers. You knew that two things were going to happen if you wrestled this man…1. you were going to win, and 2. you were going to look great doing so. So ladies and gentleman, all of you ECW faithful, please welcome our newest roster member…Bar—

Suddenly the lights go dark, and another familiar theme kicks in…



The lights come back up, and Paul Heyman and a masked man wearing black pants is standing right in front of a shocked, crouched Shane McMahon! Shane takes his hands off of his head, and starts to rise, and the masked man connects with a Buzzsaw Kick right to the head! Brawler charges with a clothesline, which the masked man ducks, grasping around his waist and planting him with a Bridging German Suplex. The crowd is going completely apeshit at this point.

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Rodman cowers in the corner waiving the masked man off, and he actually listens and walks away? Rodman looks relieved, until the masked man turns around, charges and connects with a Handspring Elbow! He pulls Rodman to the ropes, drapes himself over and locks in the Tarantula! Heyman smiles as he watches on, holding Shane’s mic.

Paul Heyman: Shane McMahon! I told you that you can’t destroy the legacy of ECW on my watch. If you’re hell bent on doing so, you have to realize I plan to fight back! And before you think about it Shane, read my contract. You remember the one concession I asked for? That’s right…YOU CAN’T FIRE ME!

Heyman walks over to Shane, who is starting to get to one knee. The masked man grabs Shane, locks in a front face lock, then hoists McMahon up for a Brainbuster!

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Paul Heyman: Shane. Shane? Shane! Huh. It seems like he’s unresponsive. Well, I guess he can’t fulfill the duties of the Executive Director tonight. That means he can’t make the next pick. Which means that responsibility falls…TO ME! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls…MUTANTS of the ECW Arena! Allow me to introduce to you, the next pick for ECW…

[The masked man removes his hood to reveal]

108.”The Japanese Buzzsaw” Yoshihiri Tajiri!



Crowd: Ta-Ji-Ri! Ta-Ji-Ri! Ta-Ji-Ri! Ta-Ji-Ri! Ta-Ji-Ri! Ta-Ji-Ri! Ta-Ji-Ri! Ta-Ji-Ri!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Reported via ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com:

Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com has learned today that Shane was taken to a local hospital for testing and some minimal treatment. He is expected to be released within a few days.

We have also learned that Shane is attempting to get a camera crew into the hospital, so he can make the next pick via his hospital bed. Mr. Dashbee negotiated two sets of tag team picks for Enhancement Championship Wrestling, and Shane told us through a text message that he is very excited to take advantage of this deal and make his first tag team selection.

If Shane McMahon is unable to make the next selections, those picks will be made by Paul Heyman.

Also, Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com has been unsuccessful in our attempts to learn the identity of Shane's last planned draft pick, identified only as "Bar" before the lights went out in The Arena. It is not known when or if that performer will be selected.

Stay tuned to ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com for updates as soon as we have them!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA

The lights go dark, and a familiar theme rings through the arena.



Paul Heyman makes his way out, accompanied by Tajiri.

Paul Heyman: You know, a lot of people would call what I did to Shane McMahon earlier insubordination. Some people would call it down right dirty! Well I call this...ALL OF THIS...criminal. The fact that Shane McMahon has chosen to follow in his father's footsteps and shit all over the real ECW, the legacy built by guys like Yoshihiri Tajiri, and fans like each one of you.

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Paul Heyman: That's why I did what I did! Because if the legacy of ECW...the REAL ECW is to be protected, only we can do it! There are plenty of promoters out there pushing ECW shows that are as close to genuine as possible. But none of them are named ECW. No! The ECW that the McMahon's put on Tuesday nights doesn't deserve the name ECW. It should have been called WWE, because it's just the same sports entertainment crap we've seen time and time again. And Shane's ECW? It doesn't deserve to be in this arena, in front of you fans, and in...this...ring!

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Suddenly, some generic music plays over the PA system. It's The Brooklyn Brawler, alongside Dennis Rodman! They're WALKING~! to the ring.

Brooklyn Brawler: Ya know somethin' Heyman, you been comin' out here spoutin' off about our boss Shane, but I don't think ya know whatcher talkin' about!

Crowd: Shut the fuck up! (clap...clap...clapclapclap) Shut the fuck up! (clap...clap...clapclapclap)

Paul Heyman: Just in case you're too stupid to understand, these people are telling you to SHUT...THE FUCK...UP!

Crowd: Shut the fuck up! (clap...clap...clapclapclap) Shut the fuck up! (clap...clap...clapclapclap)

Dennis Rodman: You know what Heyman, I don't know who you think you are. In fact, I don't even know who you are. But I'm a superstar--not in this business--but in this world. So I think I have some clout when I say--

Paul Heyman: Clout? Clout! Let me tell you something about clout. It doesn't come from being a celebrity member of the NWO, and it sure doesn't come from Hogan's crapfest on CMT. It comes from giving the fane action that they want...that they desire...that they CRAVE! It comes from building something from the ground up. It comes from making stars out of guys like Tajiri. You know Tajiri, right...

Tajiri motions towards Brawler & Rodman, who back off. Tajiri then grabs his throat and spits green mist into the air!

Paul Heyman: Obviously you don't want anymore of Tajiri. But maybe...just maybe...you'd like to team up? Because you're about to come face to face with...

Once again, the lights go out. Once they come back on, Heyman and Tajiri are standing on the floor. Brawler and Rodman are in the ring, confused, and they don't realize that these guys are standing behind them!

151. Pitbull #1 Gary Wolfe
152. Pitbull #2 Anthony Durante


THE PITBULLS!

The crowd goes nuts as Brawler and Rodman turn around to get absoultely creamed by The Pitbulls. Brawler is quickly disposed off, and Rodman is finished off by a sick Super Powerbomb.

Heyman gets back in the ring with Tajiri, and all four men play to the Mutants.

Paul Heyman: Shane! You will never kill it off! Because no matter what you do, there is always a beat in The Heart of Extreme! Get well soon, Shane! Get well soon!

All four men pose as the crowd chants E-C-Dub over and over and over and over again...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA

The lights go up, and the familiar music leads Philadelpha's most hated man to the ring!



Shane McMahon: You know Philadelphia, I’m starting to think you don’t like me.

Crowd: Fuck You Shane! Fuck You Shane! Fuck You Shane! Fuck You Shane!

Shane McMahon: Yeah, well I’m standing in here, and you’re sitting out there. So I’ll keep talking, if you don’t mind.

Crowd: Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!

Shane McMahon: Duly noted. Anyway, I’m here to make two selections. Back to back picks. Which I should have made a while ago, but wasn’t able to, because I was in the hospital. Thanks to one Paul Heyman.

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Shane McMahon: Well, the picks I had intended to make last week now have to be tabled. You see, if I weren’t in the hospital, I would have drafted a woman you’re all very familiar with in Sunny. She would have participated in Enhancement Championship Wrestling’s first announced match for our supercard, the Valet vs. Diva match. But you got the Pitbulls, instead of Sunny.

Crowd: She’s a crack whore! (Clap…clap…clapclapclap) She’s a crack whore! (Clap…clap…clapclapclap)

Shane McMahon: But the Valet vs. Diva match will happen, and the Diva is still available to my ECW. So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…



185. Stacy Keibler


Stacy appears on the stage, does a little dance, blows kisses to the fans and heads to the back.

Shane McMahon: I know you could look at that all night, but I have work to do. Now, before I announce the next pick, I need to let you know that despite Mr. Heyman’s selections, our champions will indeed defend their titles at the supercard, opponents to be announced. But Heyman, you have enraged me...you have definitely gotten on my bad side. So in our main event, your “Heart of Extreme” will face off with my “Enhancement Army.” And my team captain is a man you know well, and a man who knows you well. But he spent a great portion of his career as a mere enhancement talent, and is best known as the spokesperson…for the Right to Censor!



186. Stevie Richards


Except Richards enters in his old RTC garb for Shane.



Shane McMahon: Steven, thank you so much for being here.

Crowd: You sold out! You sold out! You sold out! You sold out!

Shane McMahon: I can’t thank you enough for leading my army, against “Uncle Paul.” And Steven--

Shane is interrupted by Philadelphia’s favorite son…



Paul Heyman: Stevie! What the hell is this? You’re with Shane? After all I’ve done for you, after all we did for each other? And you’re with him? I’m ashamed Stevie, I’m ashamed.

Steven Richards: Paul, we’ve been down a long road together, but I never made more money than when I was with the McMahon family.

Crowd: You sold out! You sold out! You sold out! You sold out!

Steven Richards: Say what you want, but it’s true, and you know it! This man [Points to Shane.] represents the future of ECW, not…the past. So that’s why I extend my hand to you…the real Mister McMahon.

Shane accepts, and they shake and share a man-hug in the ring. Shane turns to leave with Steven, who pulls him back. Shane looks surprised, turns around and eats a STEVIE KICK!

Stevie Richards: And Shane, it’s Stevie, not Steven!

Stevie pulls off his RTC gear to reveal short cut offs and a bWo shirt!



Crowd: Big Stevie Cool! Big Stevie Cool! Big Stevie Cool! Big Stevie Cool!

Paul Heyman: [Embracing Stevie, standing over Shane.] Well, "Mr. McMahon," looks like I’ve one-upped you again! See you in the next round, Shane!

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Reported via ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com:

Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com has learned Shane McMahon has released a preliminary line-up for "Extreme Enhancement!" "Extreme Enhamcement!" will eminate LIVE!!! from the The Arena in South Philly!

Among the matches announced are the Arena Warfare main event between Shane's "Enhancement Army" and the evil, dirty Paul Heyman's "Heart of Extreme!" (Shane made us print that!) Also announced are title defenses for ECW Jobberweight champion The Brooklyn Brawler (opponent To Be Announced!!!) and Celebrity Division ("The C-Division: It's not about weight limits, it's about blood alcohol limits!") champion Dennis Rodman. Rodman's opponent will be the super tough Mr. T! T is a veteran of such landmark events as the first anniversary of WrestleMania and the third anniversary of Rocky. Shane also announced that a special referee will be assigned, as soon as he gets around to drafting one.

In addition to those three monumental match-ups, Shane has released a few details of what promises to be the most loaded undercard of all time! Shane has announced that there will be an "OMG Comedy Match~!" where, after the fall, the fans will pick the winner! Also, there will be a Valet vs. Diva match, featuring a Valet To Be Announced(!) facing Stacy Keibler's legs and ass. (Shane has assured us that Stacy's entire body will be in the match, but we here at ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com only care about her legs and her ass (ohmygodlookatthatass!)).

Stay tuned to ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com for more announcements regarding "Extreme Enhamcement!," brought to you exclusively by Enzyte!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA

The fans are packed into The Arena, waiting to see what happens next. The crowd immediately enters a frenzy of boos when the following tune plays out over the PA system…



Crowd: Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane!

Shane McMahon: Well—you know what? That never gets old. I actually revel in the fact that you hate me…I do! But you seem a little weak to me tonight. I don’t think you have the passion that the original ECW fans had!

Crowd: [louder] Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane!

Shane McMahon: Heh…a little more like what I expected. I have a quick announcement to make. If you haven’t already, check out the Enhancement Championship Wrestling website (here!), please do so. I’ve announced some details for “Extreme Enhancement!,” or as I like to call it, “the event where I put the final nail in the coffin of Extreme!”

Crowd: [louder] Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane!

Shane McMahon: Yeah, keep saying it! I’m not going anywhere! And I have some other news for you. Paul Heyman? He isn’t here tonight. Oh, he tried to be, but I kept him out. I pay for security, and they will make sure Paul doesn’t make it in.

Crowd: Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul!

Shane McMahon: Listen, if I wanted to, Uncle Paul would become that uncle your parents wouldn’t let you see. I could do away with him forever if I wanted to!

Crowd: [louder] Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul!

Shane McMahon: Keep cheering his name, he’s not going anywhere. Now, before I pick, I have a message for another PWA promoter. UltimateJobber? You can have my Dad. Put him to work. Lots of work. The old man can’t handle it, and I’m waiting on a nice inheritance. And your office? Dashbee doesn’t miss it. He’s got a nice new one in Stamford, now!

Crowd: Fuck Dashbee! Fuck Dashbee! Fuck Dashbee! Fuck Dashbee!

Shane McMahon: Do you know who you’re talking about? That’s my boss, and none of you would even be cheering for your precious ECW right now if it weren’t for him!

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Shane McMahon: Alright, enough fun and games for one night. Because I’m about to drop a bombshell on everyone in The Arena tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve pulled some strings with this one…the next pick for Enhancement Championship Wrestling is one of the most polarizing and iconic figures in all of wrestling…

The crowd goes bananas when the music hits…



And they completely turn to shit when it’s not this guy…



But THIS GUY instead!

282. "Stone Cold" Shark Boy



SCSB: Philadelphia…if you want to see old Sharky bite a hole in someone’s ass, gimme a Shell Yeah!

Two people in the bleachers--wearing Shark Boy masks!?--stand up and scream “Shell Yeah!,” and are then swarmed, mobbed and murdered by the ECW Mutants sitting around them. No service arrangements were announced.

SCSB: The way I look at it, you can’t have Enhancement Championship Wrestling without old Shark Boy! [Sharkboy pauses…waits for the “WHAT!”…but it never comes.] Ahh Shell Yeahhhh! Now Shane McMahon, Shark Boy wants to ask you…no, Stone Cold Shark Boy wants to emplore you…gimme the best match-up possible at “Extreme Enhancement!”

Shane McMahon: Oh Sharky, I fully plan--

Shark Boy jumps in to interrupt Shane…

SCSB: Ohhhhh Shelllll Yeahhh! [Shane just laughs.] Because at “Extreme Enhancement!,” it don’t matter who you put in front of old Shark Boy…when I hit ‘em with the Chummer you can stick a hook in ‘em, cause it’s done. And that’s the fishing line…’cause Shark Boy said so!

The sound of glass breaking is heard throughout the arena, but it then turns to this song…



Yoshihiri Tajiri hits the ring, charing at Shark Boy with a Buzzsaw Kick. Shark Boy ducks, and it connects with Shane! Shark Boy is shocked, realizing he could have taken a bullet for the boss. He connects with a Lou Thesz press on Tajiri, and hits repeated rights to the head. Stevie Richards comes into the ring, so Shark Boy gets up to charge after him. Richards side steps Shark Boy, who runs into the turn buckle. He turns and walks out to be sprayed in the face with Tajiri’s green mist! Stevie Richards then connects with a Stevie Kick!

Stevie then dances around, and does the NWO double point towards the screen…and Paul Heyman appears on it.

Crowd: Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul!

Paul Heyman: Shane McMahon, I have no idea how you convinced Atlas Security to keep me out, but that’s an issue I’ll deal with later. Hopefully Shane--when you wake up--someone will show you the footage of what happened. I have some demands Shane, and I will continue to ruin all of your announcements until you hear them, and they are met!

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Reported via ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com:

Shane McMahon presents ECW dot com has learned that changes have been made to "Extreme Enhancement!" presented by Enzyte. These exciting changes promise to make Enhancement Championship Wrestling's big event bigger, badder and more Enhanced!

The Valet vs. Diva match has been absorbed into the OMG COMEDY MATCH~!, and it is now an OMG MIXED TAG COMEDY MATCH~! Currently, the match pits Shark Boy, Shark Girl (Daffney!) and a midget To Be Announced versus Ernest "The Cat" Miller, leggy & beautiful Stacy Keibler and Hornswoggle! One thing that hasn't changed? The FANS PICK THE WINNER!

These changes merged two matches (well, three, actually, as the unnannounced midget match has been merged as well) will allow the real ECW to present even more entertaining, more exciting, and more enhanced! Already announced for the card is a REFEREE MATCH! Legendary official Earl Hebner will face a referee To Be Announced. And what would a referee match be without a Special Referee! Which, of course, is to be announced!!!

Stay tuned to ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com for more amazing details on "Extreme Enhancement!" live at The Arena in South Philly! We know Shane has more surprises in store, so you do NOT want to miss it!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA



Paul Heyman makes his way out, flanked by The Pitbulls & Tajiri. Heyman grabs the mic, and soaks in the adoration of the fans.

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Paul Heyman: Well, well, well! It seems like Mr. Shane McMahon decided not to be here tonight. You see, he scheduled himself a little business meeting in the Florida Keys, leaving moi to make the selection. And that means ol’ Uncle Paul is adding another layer to the Heart of Extreme!

Crowd: Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul! Uncle Paul!

PH: [In typical Heyman-esque screaming.] So ladies and gentlemen…allow me to provide to you the name of the newest--and also very extreme--member of the ECW roster--

Heyman is interrupted by a voice over the loud speaker, the voice of this man:



Armando Alejandro Estrada: Etchuse me! Um, Meester Ayman? I jusually introduce myself, but thank you very much! Mine name ist…Armando! Alejandro! Estrrrrr--

PH: What the hell are you doing here!? You’re not the pick I selected!

AAE: But Meester Ayman, de Pun House Draft coordinator, called me and told me to be jeer for this event. I am de pick!

PH: Who the hell picked you? I didn’t. Shane didn’t. Who then?

AAE: I believe it was a Meester Dashbee, sir.

PH: What? He picked you?



Shane McMahon appears, but not in the arena, on the screen, in front of a pool.

Crowd: Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane! Fuck you Shane!

Shane McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Thank you for that warm reception. Now, if I may explain. When I advised Mister Dashbee I was going to have a meeting off site, well, it turns out he was going to call me with a request for the next pick, so I just told him to submit whatever he wanted. And now we have Mr. Estrada’s wealth of talent at our disposal.

PH: Wealth of talent? What?!

AAE: Ooh, thank you Mister Chane, thank you. And from what I understand, I will be expected to bring some life to a the broadcast position. And I look forward--

SM: Uh, Armando, let me stop you right there. Mister Dashbee also informed me I could use that draftee anyway I see fit. And you’re not commentating. And you obviously won’t be a figurehead. No, I have bigger plans for you. Plans that will have you on media outlets--not only in Philly, not only all over the country--but all over the world!

AAE: Etchuse me Mister Chane? No broadcasting?

SM: No. Big plans. Big. So now if you’ll all excuse me, I have some business to tend to.

AAE: Ahhh, well it seems like Mister Chane knows that I can be a pretty big star in his ECheeW…and I won’t let him down. Now Mister Ayman, please let me finish introducing myself to these fans. Mine name is Armando! Alejandro! Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr--

Suddenly Tajiri sprays green mist at Estrada! The Pitbulls get ready to go to work on Estrada when Tim Fuckin’ Horner comes out of the crowd, with a chair! Chairshot for Tajiri sends him to the outside. Chairshot to Pitbull #1, but Pitbull #2 quikly nails Horner in the back with a chair of his own. Security scurries towards the ring as it seems like Horner has just become targeted as The Pitbulls’ next victim, when Brad Fuckin’ Armstrong comes out of the crowd with a chair of his own!

AAE: [Wiping mist from his eyes.] Oh, Mister Ayman? I forgot to menchion. Mister Dashbee also wanted me to inform everyone that he traded for Mister Brad Armstchrong.

Brad Armstrong: That’s right! And now, the most underrated tag team of all time is back! The Lightning Express is back together, baby!

Tim Horner: And that’s why I am pulling out of my one on one match-up at Extreme Enhancement, and we’re entering the Arena Warfare match! And Pitbulls? Consider this a challenge…you guys versus The Lightning Express. Any place, any time!

The Pitbulls try to enter the ring, but security has now surrounded the ring, making it obvious that there won’t be any more physical confrontations on this night.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Reported via ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com:

What a busy day it has been! Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com has several announcements to make, starting with two partnerships! Enzyte, "the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement" has joined on as a "presented by" sponsor. Shane McMahon called Enzyte's product "perfect for Enhancement Championship Wrestling, and the results they provide fit in perfectly with our inaugural event, Extreme Enhancement!" Additionally, we can now officially announce that the inaugural event will be broadcast nationwide on Versus and VersusHD! As part of our agreement with Versus, the incredibly recognizable Versus logo will appear on our media releases as part of the photo representation of each match.

Shane McMahon, and apparently Mr. Dashbee, have both been very busy making things happen in preparation for Extreme Enhancement. Shane made his second trade involving a wrestler, acquiring Brad Armstrong. After being reuinited with his Lightning Express partner, Tim Horner has withdrawn from his scheduled ECW World Jobberweight Title Match with the Brooklyn Brawler, as he and Armstrong are now part of Shane's Enhancement Army! They will join Barry Horowitz and a partner to be announced (!!) against Paul Heyman's Heart of Extreme in the Arena Warfare match in The Arena!

The role of challenger for ECW's top prize didn't stay vacant for long, as Paul Diamond was drafted into ECW, and has agreed, in principle, to challenge for Steve Lombardi's championship.

In other news, Mr. Dashbee made his first draft selection since brng Shane McMahon into the fold, selecting Armando ALejandro Estrada. Estrada has served as a manager, announcer, wrestler and general manager in his career. Estrada's role at Extreme Enhancement is unknown at this time, but Shane McMahon has confirmed that it won't be as an announcer.

What surprise does Shane have up his sleeve for Extreme Enhancement? We can announce that one more championship will be introduced as we roll towards our live event from The Arena, broadcast exclusively on Versus. As always, stay tuned to ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com for more details!

[Mr. Dashbee]

As reported on ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com:

Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com has been provided with the following release from Shane himself:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the past few weeks have been both exciting and trying for myself, and my family. The actions of one Paul Heyman have caused increased exposure for Enhancement Championship Wrestling, and have also placed me in physical harm--to the point that I haven't been able to do my job.

To that extend, I am please to announce my next draft pick. A man who will help ensure my safety. When you are protecting yourself, you need to look to those who you can trust. People who will take a bullet for you. And this man has proven this time and time again..."

535. Rodney.


Dot com has also learned that recent draftee "Glamour Boy" Shane Sewell has been added to the Referee Challenge Match. But Sewell won't be wrestling against Earl Hebner, he will be the Special Guest Referee!

Stay tuned to ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com for more details on Extreme Enhancement!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 18, 2009 23:08:32 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

***TRADE***
Eco gets 618 & 823
Dash gets 670 & 675

Cameras pick up some activity in The Arena, which is empty. The lights are on, and Rodney walks out to the stage.



Rodney: Ladies and gentlemen, I was busy tending to my dog when Shane McMahon has asked me to make this announcement. To quote a distant relative of Shane's...

Jun 18, 2009 22:29:16 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Confirm that shit.

Rodney: It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

Rodney turns around to leave the stage, and doesn't see it coming when this guy...


...NAILS him with a superkick.

Stevie Richards: No Rodney, thank you!

The dog was unharmed.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Reported via ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com:

Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com was surprised to learn of the draft selections of Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger over the weekend, as those selections did not meet the model set forth by Shane himself. In our initial attempts to contact Shane, we discovered that he had been summoned to California to discuss the next two draft picks for his ECW in the PWA draft. No other information on those picks is available at this time.

Shane attempted to make his draft selections via fax and cell phone, but was shocked to discover that Paul Heyman had made them in Shane’s stead, selecting two talents (Diamond & Swinger) that Paul had worked with in his version of ECW. Shane attempted to rescind the selections as invalid, but was unsuccessful in doing so. It appears as though Paul Heyman’s unknown “demands” are still looming over Shane, and Heyman is making good on ruining all draft selections until the demands are met.

“I was deeply disappointed to learn that Paul Heyman had made the selections before I had the chance to announce some exciting developments we’ve had in California” Shane revealed. “However, it is in his contract to be able to make selections when I am not available, and he took advantage of that loop hole once again. I could attempt to trade Diamond & Swinger away, but I won’t do that. They are now a part of Heyman’s little game, and they’ll have to suffer the same fate of their extreme pals. Diamond & Swinger will occupy a place on the card that they rightfully deserve. Curtain jerking! And I’m sending Rodney & Pete Gas after them. Heyman, I’m tired of your games. I’ve signed off on both of our next picks from California, so I’ll meet you at The Arena to hear your “demands.”

Shane also informed us that Joey Abs has been added to the main event, teaming with Barry Horowitz and The Lightning Express of Brad Armstrong & Tim Horner against Paul Heyman’s Heart of Extreme in the Arena Warfare match! Shane also advised us that he has been getting calls from Armando Alejandro Estrada all week, wanting to know what role he will play. Shane wanted to publically announce that he has a very exciting opportunity for AAE, and it will be announced very soon. As always, stay tuned to ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com for more details!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: The Arena, Philadelphia, PA

The crowd is buzzing over Shane’s announcement that he’ll come to The Arena expecting to hear Paul Heyman’s demands. The lights come up in Philly’s famous arena, and we see what appears to be a large box at ringside, covered by a black curtain. The crowd’s inquiring minds are soon distracted as the most hated man in Philly makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Armando Alejandro Estrada!



Shane McMahon: You know, I’m really getting tired of Heyman’s games. I mean, Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger? Really? As I’m sure you’ve read over at Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com, I didn’t even choose to address them at a live event. No, I announced online that those two curtain jerks--because that’s as high as they should have ever gotten--will be where they belong, the opening match, against my boys Rodney & Pete Gas--The Mean Street Posse.

Crowd: Rodney fucks Pete! (Clap-clappclapclapclap) … Rodney fucks Pete! (Clap-clappclapclapclap)

Shane McMahon: Real classy Philly, real classy. Now Armando, let’s talk about your role at Extreme Enhancement. I can tell you this…you are wrestling--

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Meester McMahon, I ayve not been properly introduced to the peoples here in Philly.

Shane McMahon: Oh, of course, a definite oversight on my part. Please--

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Allow me. My name ist Arrrmando. Alejandrrro. Essssssstrrrrrrrraaaaaaaadah!

Once Armando finishes, the lights go out again, and Paul Heyman makes his way out, flanked by Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger!



Paul Heyman: Shane…Shane…Shane--

Shane McMahon: Stop right there, Paul! Because you don’t want any of this!

Shane points to the covered black box, and the curtain is pulled off. It reveals a cage with a FUCKING BEAR inside of it! Holy Shit! The door is then opened, and the bear walks towards the bottom of the stage, letting out a yell. Armando immediately hides behide Shane. The bear is obviously well trained, because it stays at the bottom of the stage while Shane talks.

Shane McMahon: There! Try to interrupt my promo now, Paul!

Paul Heyman: A bear? You brought in a fucking bear!?

Crowd: Fuck-ing Bear! Fuck-ing Bear! Fuck-ing Bear! Fuck-ing Bear! Fuck-ing Bear! Fuck-ing Bear!

Shane McMahon: That’s right Paul, I brought in a bear. Now, tell me, Paul…what are your demands?

Paul Heyman: [Stuttering at the start.] Well…eh…I want my ECW back! It’s simple, Shane. If the Heart of Extreme beats your Enhancement Army, I want this arena and MY ECW back!

Crowd: E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

Shane McMahon: I don’t think so, Paul.

Paul Heyman: You know what, fine. Then I want more. I want matches on the next show. I want my guys to be able to compete, to entertain these fans! And if we continue to win, then I want the chance to win my ECW back?

Shane McMahon: So you want an opportunity?

Paul Heyman: Well, yeah! Your family loves that, right?

Shane McMahon: Okay, fine. ECW will continue. If my team wins, then I get to book your wrestlers how I see fit. If your team wins, then you get to book mine. And maybe--if they start winning matches and titles--maybe you can have some semblance of your precious ECW back. But this is MY company, and I’m in charge because Dashbee says I am.

Paul Heyman: And I’m sure he’s happy that you’ve endangered everyone by bringing in a bear. I just hope we have no menstruating women in the audience!

Shane McMahon: Are we done? Oh, and by the way, Diamond & Swinger? Have fun curtain jerking…it’s right where you fucking belong!

Heyman leaves with Diamond & Swinger, and the camera pans to AAE, who is scared out of his mind because the bear has turned towards the ring

Shane McMahon: Armando…what’s wrong with you?

Armando Alejandro Estrada: [Simply points to the bear.] ...Bear.

Shane McMahon: Oh, him. Right. Don’t worry about him right now Armando, worry about yourself. Because now I get to announce your opponent interruption free. Because at Extreme Enhancement, it will be Armando Alejandro Estrada versus…Terrible Ted!

Armando Alejandro Estrada: [Perplexed.] Terrible Ted? Ooh is dat?

Shane McMahon: Terrible Ted, The Wrestling Bear!

669?. Terrible Ted, The Wrestling Bear


Terrible Ted starts to make his way into the ring, and Armando bolts. Shane laughs as handlers get into the ring to get Ted back into his cage.

[Batman]

****

I just want to say that, although I really kind of hate the concept of drafting wrestlers for the sake of a storyline rather than taking the best talent available and building around that...

Despite that... This latest installment, with the wrestling bear? Undeniably awesome.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 23, 2009 22:53:48 GMT -5 Batman said:

I just want to say that, although I really kind of hate the concept of drafting wrestlers for the sake of a storyline rather than taking the best talent available and building around that...

Did you go back and read what you did? I'd have a hard time believing you didn't do some of this yourself.

Jun 23, 2009 22:53:48 GMT -5 Batman said:

Despite that... This latest installment, with the wrestling bear? Undeniably awesome.

That is appreciated. I was a little worried that the bear would be agrued against. I so loved the idea of Armando vs. The Bear.

[Mr. Dashbee]

As reported on ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com:

Shane McMahon Presents ECW dot com has been flooded with messages since the drafting of legendary tag team The Conquistadors, the current ECW Jobteam Champions. More requests came in once Jim Powers was picked. We hae been diligently trying to get word from Shane to see if the speculated match can be confirmed.

Well, confirmation was finally received! Shane McMahon called in to ask us to provide the following statement: "The Young Stallions and The Conquistadors will always be remembered as two of the greatest enhancement tag teams of all time. While I'm sure Mr. Heyman won't want to remember, his tag team The Pitbulls once appeared on Wrestling Challenge to oppose the Hart Foundation, but even the enhancement job turned in by Durante and Wolfe pales in comparison to to what Estrada, Rivera, Roma & Powers could do for their opposition. That's why it's only fitting that at Extreme Enhancement, The Conquistadors will defend the ECW Jobteam Championship belts against The Young Stallions! May the best team win!"

As soon as the promotional photos are available, we will be sure to update our line-up to reflect Shane's newly announced ECW Jobteam Championship match: The Conquistadors (#1 & #2) defend vs. The Young Stallions (Jim Powers & Paul Roma)! Off course, stay tuned to ShaneMcMahonPresentsECW.com for more details!!!

[Batman]

Jun 24, 2009 12:14:49 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

Jun 23, 2009 22:53:48 GMT -5 Batman said:

I just want to say that, although I really kind of hate the concept of drafting wrestlers for the sake of a storyline rather than taking the best talent available and building around that...

Did you go back and read what you did? I'd have a hard time believing you didn't do some of this yourself.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean picking people because you have a storyline idea for them, I mean having "Shane" pick people that obviously could have waited because Shane making travesty picks is your storyline.

It's funny stuff and could easily beat a star-studded roster with an uninspired story, but IMHO a higher-profile roster with a good story as well is going to kill it.

But then, you said from the start that you were not out to win but just to have fun, so that's fine.

Jun 23, 2009 22:53:48 GMT -5 Batman said:

Despite that... This latest installment, with the wrestling bear? Undeniably awesome.

That is appreciated. I was a little worried that the bear would be agrued against. I so loved the idea of Armando vs. The Bear.

Yeah, a cowardly heel being forced to fight a bear is just comedy gold.