Some buddies of mine went out to the store last night and got some Vergina. We figured it would be cheaper if we all chipped in for one BIG Vergina and tapped it all night. Unfortunately the little nubby thing that you pump to get the Vergina to froth-up broke off. I don't think we're gonna get our deposit back.
I can, without hesitation, suggest that you NEVER try Vergina Ice, or God forbid, Vergina Dry. Vergina Lite might be good, but I'll never try it because I don't wanna go to jail.
Sometimes the top of the Vergina is too "fuzzy" and it tickles my nose.
You definitely don't wanna get your hands on some skunky Vergina. That happened to me at a party once. I was throwing up all night. Then again, that was also the party where I got to see a group of girls sucking on a bunch of Verginas, so it was well worth it.
What I find upsetting is that there are actually bars that'll let you in but won't let you touch a single Vergina. The Vergina is displayed openly all over the place but if you even try to get close to one you'll get tossed out. How are they even gonna compete with the other bars that allow someone of legal age to sit right down and grab a nice 22 ounce Vergina any time they want to?
Oh and also let me just say that i think it's a good thing that there is a "legal age" for pounding a Vergina. If you're pounding too many Verginas at a very young age there's a good chance that you can screw your life up unexpectedly. All those different Verginas could really end up giving you serious medical problems to boot! You've got to know how to handle a Vergina responsibly!
Now with that said, I also think that it's kinda screwed up that someone can be old enough to serve in the military, but not old enough to relax with a nice Vergina. Personally I think that if you're old enough to die for your country you should be able to slurp a Vergina while doing it! Who's with me!?!?!
Last Edit: Jun 8, 2009 15:03:51 GMT -5 by ALL CAPS
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