[Lucky]

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TexShark's Lone Star Wrestling presents Capital Carnage

Announcers Marc Lowrence & Bill Mercer

Jack Victory & John Tatum w/ Sunshine v Kendall Windham & Bobby Duncum Jr

Mike Von Erich w/ Skandor Akbar v Dory Funk Sr

The Missing Link w/ Skandor Akbar v Darin Childs

Ric Flair v Dory Funk Jr.

Indian Strap Match
Wahoo McDaniel v “The Raging Bull” Manny Fernandez

Southwest Championship Tournament Final
Jose Lothario v “The Latin Hearthrob” Al Perez

Texas Tag Team Championships
The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton & Tommy Rogers) v The Dynamic Duo (Gino Hernandez & Chris Adams)

Brass Knuckles Title
Dick Murdoch v Fritz Von Erich

Six Man Tag Team Championship
The Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Iceman King Parsons & Jimmy Garvin w/ Precious) v Chavo Guerrero, Thunderbolt Patterson & Black Bart

Television Title
Dusty Rhodes v Brian Adias

World Tag Team Championship
Kevin & Kerry Von Erich v The Japanese Invasion (Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta) w/ Skandor Akbar

World Heavyweight Championship
David Von Erich v Tully Blanchard w/ Baby Doll

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Psychofish Wrestling, Inc. (PWI) presents SUMMER STUNNER

PWI co-owners: Donald Trump (w/Jackie Gayda and Stacy “The Kat” Carter) and Linda McMahon (w/Bull Buchanan)
Announce Team: “Mean” Gene Okerlund and Christopher Nowinski
Referee: Mike Chioda
Musical Entertainment: Kid Rock and Ice-T will perform with Jam Master Jay throughout the evening

Nikolai Volkoff vs. Pat Patterson

Dino Bravo (w/Frenchy Martin) vs. Lance Cade

Elimination Tag Match
The Great Khali, Viscera, Barbarian (all w/Ranjin Singh), Nathan Jones vs. Big Show, Bam Bam Bigelow, Kane (w/Paul Bearer), George “The Animal” Steele

2/3 Falls Match
Savio Vega vs. Marty Jannetty

PWI Tag Team Title Match
The Junkyard Dog and Tito Santana vs. Sim Snuka and Don “The Rock” Muraco (w/The Grand Wizard) ©

PWI Intercontinental Title Match
Hercules Hernandez vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat ©

PWI Heavyweight Title Match
Matt Morgan vs. Jesse “The Body” Ventura (w/The Grand Wizard) ©

[The Canadian Content]

PWI co-owners

Donald Trump (w/Jackie Gayda and Stacy “The Kat” Carter)

and


Linda McMahon (w/Bull Buchanan)

Present:

PWI SUMMER STUNNER[/I][/size]


vs.
Nikolai Volkoff vs. Pat Patterson


vs.
Dino Bravo (w/Frenchy Martin) vs. Lance Cade


Elimination Tag Match

The Great Khali, Viscera, Barbarian (all w/Ranjin Singh), Nathan Jones
vs.

Big Show, Bam Bam Bigelow, Kane (w/Paul Bearer), George “The Animal” Steele


2/3 Falls Match
vs.
Savio Vega vs. Marty Jannetty


PWI Tag Team Title Match
vs.
The Junkyard Dog and Tito Santana vs. Sim Snuka and Don “The Rock” Muraco (w/The Grand Wizard) ©


PWI Intercontinental Title Match
vs. ©
Hercules Hernandez vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat


PWI Heavyweight Title Match
vs.
Matt Morgan vs. Jesse “The Body” Ventura (w/The Grand Wizard) ©


Announce Team:

“Mean” Gene Okerlund and Christopher Nowinski


Referee:

Mike Chioda


Musical Entertainment:

Kid Rock and Ice-T will perform with Jam Master Jay throughout the evening

[The Canadian Content]

Credit where it's due: I wasn't going to do a second card, but Dashbee gave me some ideas, some of which I've used here and some of which influenced what I've done here. Thanks to him for that.

Also, if you don't like this card, vote against him, not against me.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Posting this here. It's already in the LSW thread. No fancy pics or graphics, sorry.

Written as if several weeks have passed since the first card. I’m treating these as monthly PPV events, with weekly action in between leading up to each match.

Standing in front of a Blue Backdrop, Bill Mercer and Marc Lowrence appear

ML: Marc Lowrence & Bill Mercer here fans to get you ready for Capitol Carnage, Lone Star Wrestling’s next blockbuster event. The Frank Erwin Center in Austin will be home to one Heck of a card. Bill, Lets start out talking about the events that transpired right in front of you a few weeks ago, and I’m talking about Baby Doll walking out here and slapping the face of the World Champion.

BM: Marc, I was in the process of Interviewing David Von Erich and talking about the long list of contenders he will be facing as World Champion. We talked about Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, Wahoo McDaniel, even guys like Gino Hernandez and Michael Hayes. When out of nowhere, Baby Doll walks up and just hauls off and slaps David in the face! She began to scream at him about Tully Blanchard’s name not being on that list and as the Television champion, he had given David a title shot months ago. Well Marc, you know David is not one to back down for a challenge, and told her if Tully’s ankle was 100%, he’d be glad to put him on that list of contenders. I wrapped up the interview quickly, and as David turned to leave, WHAM! Tully nails him with a crutch, then tosses them away and began to pound away on David. The champ fought back and security ended up having to pull them apart. So in Austin at Capitol Carnage, It will be Tully Blanchard taking on David Von Erich for the World Championship.

ML: Now that world championship became the catalyst for another of our matches at Capitol Carnage. Ric Flair, the recent former champion, was out here running his mouth about being the greatest champion of all time and was ready to issue a challenge to David, when Dory Funk Jr walked out and reminded Flair that though Ric had been World Champion more times than Dory, Funk was world Champion for 4 ½ years and that made Him deserving of the moniker “Greatest World Champion” of all time. They have been trading insults ever since, but at the Erwin Center, we will get to see them settle it in the ring, Ric Flair v Dory Funk Jr. And folks, you know the winner will have one heck of a claim to a title match down the road.

BM: The next match I would like to talk about is The World Tag Team Title match. The Japanese Invasion, led now by Skandor Akbar, faces Kevin & Kerry Von Erich. And with Akbar out there, you know Mike Von Erich will be nearby. Can Kerry and Kevin keep their focus on the match with their own brother outside the ring under the control of a madman like Akbar? Not to mention facing two talented and very difficult to beat opponents in Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta? And what role is Mike Von Erich going to play? Akbar is sure to have tricks up his sleeve for this one.

ML: Well Bill, if Mike Von Erich does appear at ringside with the Japanese Invasion, there’s a chance he won’t be in much shape to do anything. Mike has a match at Capitol Carnage with Dory Funk Sr. stemming from Von Erich’s forced interference in Funk’s match at Parade of Champions. Dory Sr is a master of wearing a man down and out and has his sights set on revenge.

BM: And folks, we haven’t even finished talking about the matches coming up. How about an Indian Strap match between long time rivals Wahoo McDaniel & The Raging Bull? Fernandez has been on a rampage as of late and Wahoo is ready to settle the score in his specialty match. Dick Murdoch is also ready to settle a score, after being called a fat lazy redneck by none other than The Evil German, Fritz Von Erich. Fritz claims Murdoch isn’t man enough to keep that Brass Knuckles Title from him. And Dirty Dick claims to have heard enough of Fritz running his mouth and wants a fight.

ML: another match that may end up being more of a fight is Darin Childs v The Missing Link. Childs and Link wrestled to a draw not to long ago, then each man has claimed a DQ win over the other. With Childs appetite for violence and Link’s unpredictability, this match may well end up being more like a fight

BM: And with The Japanese Invasion taking on Kevin and Kerry Von Erich, The Dynamic Duo were told to find other opponents for Capitol Carnage. So they proceed to assault The Fantastics not once, but twice causing them to lose matches by DQ and Countouts. So Bobby Fulton & Tommy Rogers have stepped up and agreed to face Adams and Hernandez for the Texas Tag Team Titles.

ML: Speaking of titles, the new Southwest Champion will be decided as weeks and weeks of matches have led us to the tournament final, Jose Lothario v “The Latin Hearthrob” Al Perez. As well as Dusty Rhodes taking on Brian Adias for the Television Title

Suddenly, Michael “P.S.” Hayes, “Iceman” King Parsons, and “Gorgeous” Jimmy Garvin with Precious storm the set and Hayes rips a microphone away from Lowrence.

MPSH: Another big event, another bunch of losers facing The Freebirds. If we don’t get some Real competition soon, we’re going to take these 6-Man Tag Team Titles and walk OUT of Lone Star Wrestling with them.

BM: I wouldn’t Call Chavo Guerrero, Black Bart and Thunderbolt Patterson a bunch of losers

Garvin snatches his mic away

GJG: What would you call them, winners? WE have the title belts WE are the reason women flock to Freebird matches worldwide! And if there isn’t a Real challenger soon, WE will take these belts back to Badstreet, USA and NEVER come back!

They pose for the cameras and storm out

ML: Well, as you heard fans, The Freebirds are asking for some competition. I hope Chavo, Thunderbolt & Black Bart can give it to them.

BM: All these matches plus John Tatum & Jack Victory looking to break their recent losing streak against Bobby Duncum Jr and Kendall Windham. Folks We’ll see you in Austin for Capitol Carnage!


Lone Star Wrestling “Capital Carnage”
LIVE! From the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas

Announcers Marc Lowrence & Bill Mercer

Jack Victory & John Tatum w/ Sunshine v Kendall Windham & Bobby Duncum Jr

Mike Von Erich w/ Skandor Akbar v Dory Funk Sr

The Missing Link w/ Skandor Akbar v Darin Childs

Ric Flair v Dory Funk Jr.

Indian Strap Match
Wahoo McDaniel v “The Raging Bull” Manny Fernandez

Six Man Tag Team Championship
The Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Iceman King Parsons & Jimmy Garvin w/ Precious) v Chavo Guerrero, Thunderbolt Patterson & Black Bart

Southwest Championship Tournament Final
Jose Lothario v “The Latin Hearthrob” Al Perez

Texas Tag Team Championships
The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton & Tommy Rogers) v The Dynamic Duo (Gino Hernandez & Chris Adams)

Brass Knuckles Title
Dick Murdoch v Fritz Von Erich

Television Title
Dusty Rhodes v Brian Adias

World Tag Team Championship
Kevin & Kerry Von Erich v The Japanese Invasion (Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta) w/ Skandor Akbar

World Heavyweight Championship
David Von Erich v Tully Blanchard w/ Baby Doll

[Batman]

Dusty is being wasted in a heatless match with a guy I never heard of. But by me that's the only negative in Sharky's card. Love the Flair / Dory feud.

Fishy's card has Matt Morgan as the World Title challenger in the Main Event...

Shark eats Fish.

[Lucky]

Yeah. There's just not 1 match on Fish's card I want to watch.

[Road Warrior Shark]

I never expected to get out of round 1, so this second card had alot less thought put into it. I did waste Dusty. and I don't like the 6 man match at all, which I tried to address in the preview show.

I'm actually thinking about the next show.... a sure sign I'll probably lose.

[Mikey]

I think Sharky has my favorite roster of everyone.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Results almost done. Post them sometime Sunday or Monday to maybe get (or lose I suppose) an extra vote or 2

[creepy]

Sharky, you could write a card worse than mine and it would still beat Hercules battling for the IC Title and Jessie the fucking Body. Seriously, Steamboat/Hernandez is a joke.

And don't forget Bam Bam, The Big Show and Kane are COMPLETELY wasted. Of course, so am I.

[BTR]

I hate to say it, but I'm too ignorant to appreciate Shark's card. It looks good, yeah, but if I went without some kind of program I wouldn't be able to tell a lot of guy's apart. So fish gets my vote because I'm dumb.

[The Canadian Content]

Jul 17, 2009 8:55:50 GMT -5 BTR said:

So fish gets my vote because I'm dumb.

This could be the best endorsement I've gotten.

[salmonjunkie]

Fish has more guys I'm interested in watching today, as Shark's feels very dated and feels like WCCW2 (and I liked WCCW a lot).

But I like Shark's card better.

[Road Warrior Shark]

RESULTS (a day early)

Lone Star Wrestling “Capital Carnage”
LIVE! From the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas

Announcers Marc Lowrence & Bill Mercer

Jack Victory & John Tatum w/ Sunshine v Kendall Windham & Bobby Duncum Jr

Tatum and Victory start out playing dual ‘Heels In Peril’ as Windham & Duncum dominate early on. A heel-ish comeback, including a low blow on Kendall while he had Victory trapped in a sleeper and shoe shot from Sunshine while the referee wasn’t looking help Victory score the pinfall over Duncum after DDT. The Losing streak is Over! WINNERS: Jack Victory & John Tatum

Mike Von Erich w/ Skandor Akbar v Dory Funk Sr

Dory takes the mic before the bell and tells Mike “I know you’ve been put in a bad place, but sometimes son, you have to stand up for yourself.” Dory stretches and twists Von Erich into all sorts of shapes, and Mike submits pretty quickly to the spinning toe hold. WINNER: Dory Funk Sr.

The Missing Link w/ Skandor Akbar v Darin Childs

Bowling shoe ugly match. Childs and Link brawl all over the floor, neither one really gaining any ground. Akbar blasts Childs with his cane and Link takes the DQ loss. WINNER: Darin Childs

Ric Flair v Dory Funk Jr.

70’s Wrestling clinic. Dory’s grappling and Flair’s athleticism keep this match going back and forth for over 30 minutes. Flair goes to suplex Funk, but Dory blocks it and catches Flair in an inside cradle for the clean pinfall. Afterwards, Flair offers a handshake, but Funk slaps him instead and walks away. WINNER: Dory Funk Sr.

Indian Strap Match
Wahoo McDaniel v “The Raging Bull” Manny Fernandez

Fernandez and Wahoo bloody each other in typical fashion. The strap becomes used for numerous short clotheslines and chokes. Fernandez takes the loss after Wahoo is able to wear him down and bounce his head on all four turnbuckles consecutively.

Six Man Tag Team Championship
The Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Iceman King Parsons & Jimmy Garvin w/ Precious) v Chavo Guerrero, Thunderbolt Patterson & Black Bart

Mercifully Short, as Chavo & Thunderbolt develop tension with Bart early on. Hayes never even gets involved, spending the entire match at the announce table shouting down LSW and issuing a deadline of the next PPV event to have lined up some real challengers to the 6-man titles or they simply walk out of the company. Iceman pins Bart after a piledriver. WINNERS: The Freebirds

Southwest Championship Tournament Final
Jose Lothario v “The Latin Hearthrob” Al Perez

Lothario’s experience and speed carry him to several near falls, but Perez hangs tough. A missed moonsault grounds Lothario, and Perez pounces like a cat. Three or four powerslams and a huge brainbuster later, we have ourselves a Southwest Champion. WINNER: “The Latin Hearthrob” Al Perez

Texas Tag Team Championships
The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton & Tommy Rogers) v The Dynamic Duo (Gino Hernandez & Chris Adams)

In a suprising upset, the Fantastics keep their belts when of all people, Baby Doll marches to the ring. She pulls Adams and Hernandez aside and they leave the ringside area together. Rogers & Fulton are in disbelief as the referee makes a 10-count. WINNERS: The Fantastics

Brass Knuckles Title
Dick Murdoch v Fritz Von Erich

Fritz come to ringside waving his Nazi flag. Murdoch runs into the crowd an emerges with a confederate banner to huge applause. And the bloodletting begins! Fritz and Murdoch both get crimson masks early on, and with matching black trunks and similar body builds, it is often hard to distinguish the two apart. Fritz takes a brainbuster on the cement floor, but once Murdoch drags him in the ring, is able to kick out at 2. Fritz later attrempts to apply the Claw, but Murdosh’d head is so blood-soaked he can’t get a grip and Dick knocks him out with a Brass Knuckles shot. A quick PileDriver ends the match for Murdoch. WINNER: Dick Murcoch

Television Title
Dusty Rhodes v Brian Adias

Dusty in a palate-cleansing semi-squash with a figure-four submission win. Adias gets in little offense and is simply outmatched. WINNER: Dusty Rhodes

World Tag Team Championship
Kevin & Kerry Von Erich v The Japanese Invasion (Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta) w/ Skandor Akbar

What was a very entertaining match breaks down into a fight after Mike Von Erich walks to ringside with a chair and stands directly behind his brothers’ corner. Akbar yells instructions at him and Mike enters the ring, only to be cut off by the official. Akbar’s cane comes into play and Kerry ends up eating a blow to the skull from it. Tenryu hits a bridging belly to belly and Mike PULLS THE OFFICIAL OUT AT 2!! Akbar is FURIOUS and begins to beat Mike down with the cane himself. Kevin flies over to help his brother, and Tenryu, Tsuruta and The Missing Link triple team Kerry in the ring with chairs. Kevin runs in to clear the ring, but the damage appears to have been done. The referee restores order, and Kerry is still the legal man. The Japanese Invasion cuts the ring in half, but Kerry Hulks up and appears to be on a roll when Akbar barks more orders at Mike. Mike this time yells NO! at Akbar and tries to leave. The Missing Link appears behind him and levels Mike with a chair. Kevin again is down to help, and Tsuruta and Tenryu BOTH hit powerbombs on Kerry, leaving him easy prey for the pin. WINNERS: Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta

Post match, Tsuruta, Tenryu & Link help Akbar pound away on the 3 Von Erichs when out of nowhere Darin Childs appears and tackles Link into the crowd. With the odds evened up, Akbar’s army powders out, the Japanese Invasion holding their belts up high!

World Heavyweight Championship
David Von Erich v Tully Blanchard w/ Baby Doll

David & Tully go out and put on a nice half-brawl, half-wrestling match. Getting to the 30 minute mark, David hits a big powerslam and both men are slow getting up. Baby Doll climbs on the apron and distracts the referee when Gino Hernandez & Chris Adams emerge from the crowd and take David out with baseball bat shots. Tully joins the fray and the official turns around to see the Dynamic Duo scampering from the ring bats in hand. He disallows Tully’s pin attempt, and Baby Doll charges in to join Tully as they verbally abuse the ref. baby Doll loses her temper, SCREAMS at the top of her lungs, and hits the referee with her shoe! Tully grabs David and slinghot suplexes him. Baby Doll drops down and counts 1…2…3…. But the referee has rolled to the outside and is calling for the bell. Tully has been disqualified. WINNER: David Von Erich.

After the bell, Adams and Gino return and they lay down a vicious 4 on 1 beatdown of David. Kevin, Mike and Kerry rush to ringside to help their brother, which brings out Akbar’s army. Huge free-for-all ensues. The Missing Link drags Mike away from the action, and he is tackled into the crowd a second time tonight by Darin Childs. Blanchard, Adams & Hernandez re-enter the ring with Baby Doll while the melee continues. Tully has a Mic and begins to shout out over the din, which slowly subsides.

“WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU, is the best collection of talent ever assembled in a wrestling ring. There was an Evolution, there have been Horsemen in the past, but they needed 4 to cause such havoc. WE WILL ONLY NEED THREE. The three of us are TAKING OVER LONE STAR WRESTLING. And there isn’t anyone out there good enough to stand in the ring with us. Von Erichs? Pick 3 and bring it on. Skandor’s Army? Not even Close. NO ONE! THERE IS NO ONE HERE AT OUR LEVEL. The three of us cannot be stopped.”

Suddenly, another voice has a microphone. “FINALLY! Some competition!” From the stage we see Michael Hayes, Jimmy Garvin & Iceman Parsons golf clapping. Hayes has the mic. “ You want to beat up Von Erichs? We wish you luck. You want a REAL MATCH??? HOW ABOUT TAKING ON THE FREEBIRDS BABY!” They rush the ring, where security is struggling to separate everyone as the show goes to black

[Jack Quinn]

Hernandez, Blanchard and Adams? Yes please!