[Lucky]

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GB's ECW presents EXTREME REVENGE

Announcers: Bob Uecker & Paul Heyman
Referee (unless otherwise noted): “The Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Tito Ortiz

MAIN EVENT: SUBMIT, SURRENDER, or SURVIVE!
The winner is declared when his opponent says "I Quit," taps out or is rendered unable to continue the match or answer a 10 count.
Shane McMahon vs. Stevie Richards (w/Marissa Mazolla McMahon)

ECW WORLD JOBBERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
The Brooklyn Brawler (champion) vs. Barry Horowitz

ULTIMATE ENDURANCE
Fall 1 - Lucha Libre Tag Rules, Fall 2 - Submission Match, Fall 3 - Tables Match, Fall 4 - Double Steel Chain Match
The Pitbulls vs. The Conquistadors vs. The Young Stallions vs. The Lightning Express vs. Hornswoggle & Mascarita Sagrada

SIX-MAN TAG TEAM...WAR!!!
The Mean Street Posse vs. Tajiri, Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger

HOLY SHIT! THE ROD-MAN VERSUS A FUCKING BEAR!!!
Dennis Rodman vs. Terrible Ted, the Wrestling Bear

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH!!!
Shark Boy vs. Mr. T
Special referee: Ernest "The Cat" Miller

REFEREE CHALLENGE MATCH!!!
“Dangerous” Danny Davis vs. Earl Hebner vs. “Glamour Boy” Shane Sewell

LINGERIE PILLOW FIGHT
Stacy Kiebler & Angela Fong vs. Kimona Wanalaya & Shark Girl
Special guest referee: “Joe Millionaire” Evan Marriott
Special guest ring announcer: Armando Alejandro Estrada

TRIGG WARM-UP MATCH
Trigg needs to win to get a C-Division title shot, Diamond gets another World title shot if he wins.
Frank Trigg vs. Paul Diamond

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Angst's AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP AWESOME WRESTLING FEDERATION: GENERIC TRANSITION PAY PER VIEWBERFEST

Referees: Tracy Brooks & Mark "Slick" Johnson
Announcers: Don West & William Shatner
Backstage Interviewer: Jason Sensation
Acting Commissioner: Scott D'Amore

Super-Awesome Championship Match - 2 out of 3 Falls
AJ Styles (C) vs. Brian Pillman

Awesome Tag Championship Match
Beer Money LLC (C) - James Storm & Robert Roode vs.
Red Faction - Blitzkrieg & Amazing Red

10- Man Awesome X Gauntlet Match for the Awesome X Title
Delirious (C) vs. Kaz Hayashi vs. Jimmy Yang vs. Andy Douglas vs. Chase Stevens vs. Nova vs. Alex Koslov vs. Matt Bentley vs. "Rock Hard" Duane Houston vs. Austin Aries

International Notorious American Awesome Satellite Radio Championship
Disco Inferno vs. Kanyon vs. Hugh Morrus

Awesome Cabana Challenge Match
Colt Cabana vs. Goldust

Lash Leroux Marries Hector Garza'a Sister

4-Team Elimination Tag Match for a Shot at the Awesome Tag Championship
Kronik - Wrath & Brian Adams vs.
Dr. Cube's Posse - Gene "The Minion" Snitsky & Glacier vs.
The Meat Masters - Shawn Stasiak & Chris Masters
Puerto Rico's Chicos - Gran Apolo & Hector Garza

Gimmie Back My Bag! Ladder Match
Paper Rouxt - "Rapid Delivery" Rory Fox & Lash Leroux vs.
Dr. Cube's Posse - Kung Fu Chicken Noodle & The Zombie

[Lucky]

I dig the storytelling but I actually want to watch the top two matches on Angst's card.

[Deadly]

Jul 14, 2009 20:27:53 GMT -5 Lucky said:

I dig the storytelling but I actually want to watch the top two matches on Angst's card.

This.

[Batman]

I love the heat that GB has put on his Main Event, but there are several matches I think I would like on angst's card.

Sorry, Greg.

[BTR]

I'll agree with GB's storytelling--especially interested in the bear stuff-- but all of Angst's top 5 matches I'd want to see.

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GENERIC TRANSITION PAY PER VIEWBERFEST RESULTS

Pyro! Lasers! Rock music! And we're underway! AWESOME!

William Shatner and Don West are at the announce table, and welcome you to the PPV.

As Rory Fox and Lash Leroux make their way to the ring, a recap package is shown in which Kung Fu Chicken Noodle and The Zombie accidentally received Rory's delivery bag in a mix up at the airport but refused to return it because Zombie fell in love with it. Aww. Anyway, the bag is hanging above the ring as Kung Fu Chicken Noodle and The Zombie (accompanied by Dr. Cube) make their way down the ramp. Dr. Cube and his posse try to cheat, but... long story short they fail and Rory climbs the ladder and gets his dumb delivery bag back.

Backstage Jason Sensation interviews Goldust about accepting Colt Cabana's open challenge. Traci Brooks wanders by and tells Goldust that there'll be NO "funny business" in that match tonight... like specifically no boob touching. Goldust says that if she wants to touch his boobs, it's okay with him. Jason Sensation takes him up on the offer. Goldust is totally cool with that. Yuck.

We return to the announce table where Shatner is in the middle of complaining to Don West about how he wasn't asked to be in the latest "Star Track" movie. Don West nods his head and creepily licks his lips.

The teams of Kronik (Wrath & Brian Adams), Dr. Cube's Posse (Gene "The Minion" Snitsky & Glacier), The Meat Masters (Shawn Stasiak & Chris Masters), and Puerto Rico's Chicos (Gran Apolo & Hector Garza) all make their way to the ring for the 4-Team Elimination Tag Match for a Shot at the Awesome Tag Championship. Garza and Apolo seem to be arguing about something, but it's impossible to tell what because they're speaking spanish. Don West explains that 4 men are in the ring at a time. Once a man has been pinned, his partner takes his place. Regular Tag rules apply. The first four in the ring are: Masters, Apolo, Adams and Snitsky. They clobber each other for a while until everyone gangs up on Masters, Snitsky choke slams him while Adams jumps on for the pin. The rest of the eliminations go as follows: Stasiak by Snitsky, Glacier by Apolo, Apolo by Wrath, Snitsky by Wrath, Adams by Garza. Garza and Wrath are the only two left in the ring when Garza's pregnant sister comes running out to the ring crying. He's distracted for an instant, is powerbombed by Wrath and pinned. Slick counts the 1-2-3.

Garza, visibly upset, is yelling at his sister. Apolo comes back out and stands in between them pleading with Garza to calm down. Garza grabs a mic and yells for Lash Leroux to get the fuck out here and marry his sister right now. Lash comes out from the back sheepishly, but is being pushed by Rory Fox to go through with it. William Shatner, an internet-ordained reverend, starts to get up from the announce table (OH NO, LUCKY!) but Apolo can take no more. He grabs the mic and tells Garza that he doesn't care whose baby his sister is carrying, he's in love with her and wants to marry her! Garza is torn, but takes the mic back and exclaims that they're going to solve this the old fashioned way... next month Apolo will face Leroux for the right to marry his sister! Leroux faints.

Backstage, Acting Commissioner Scott D'Amore is finishing up a conversation with Disco Inferno about how his match against Kanyon and Morrus ISN'T a dance-off like he was lead to believe and that he better go "get in the zone" because his match is coming up real soon. As Disco leaves, AJ Styles and Austin Aries come in and say that tonight Aries will get the X-title and along with the Super-Awesome Champion AJ Styles they plan on forming Team Super-Awesome and going after the Awesome Tag Team Championship at the next PPV. D'Amore appreciates their ambition, but reminds them that Kronik just won a chance at the title next month. AJ says that as Super-Awesome Champion, he should have the clout to make it a triple threat. D'Amore agrees. Team Super-Awesome leaves happy.

Colt Cabana comes to the ring and grabs a mic. He tells Goldust to get his shiny butt out here so that they can get this show on the road and raise the average on the internet star ratings from where they probably are right now. He's guessing 1.5 at best. Goldust comes down the ramp and pauses at referee Traci Brooks who gets all creeped out. The match starts with the typical lock-ups, etc... eventually degrading into a bunch of hilarious comedy spots like Goldust butt-humping Cababna, Cabana and Goldust dosidoing around the ring, and Cabana "accidentally" grabbing Traci Brooks' boobs. Goldust eventually gets a sneaky roll-up on Cabana, being the first to win the Cabana challenge. They shake hands and leave together, mostly talking about Traci's boobs.

A recap package is played showing how Mortis accidentally got punched in the face by Snitsky, snapping him out of Dr. Cube's mind control. He re-debuts tonight as Chris Kanyon.

Backstage Jason Sensation is with Kanyon who says he'd like to thank Brian Pillman for helping him clear the cobwebs and getting him refocused on wrestling... as strange as that sounds. Pillman comes on screen and starts yelling at AJ that he's still got a fuzzy head from that brass-knucks cheap-shot he gave him last month, but he has no problem remembering what a punk Styles is and how much he's looking forward to beating the shit out of him tonight. Not once, but twice. Kanyon thanks Pillman again, shakes his hand, but says he's got a match to get to. Pillman holds on to his hand and tells him to show those dicks out in that ring no mercy. He says Kanyon's been a good friend to him over the last couple of weeks and says that if Kanyon has his back and he beats Styles tonight Kanyon gets the first title shot. Kanyon smiles, nods, and leaves.

Chris Kanyon comes down to the ring. Hugh Morrus comes to the ring and grabs a mic, he explains to Disco that when he said "let's dance" in reference to the International Notorious American Awesome Satellite Radio Championship, he thought that it implied "fighting", not actual dancing. Disco Inferno shakes and shimmies his way down to the ring and instantly gets double teamed by Morrus and Kanyon. As Disco lays prone, outside of the ring, Slick shrugs his shoulders and rings the bell. Kanyon and Morrus do a lot of agile-for-big-men spots, until Disco comes to. Disco crawls into the ring and eats a moonsault from Morrus before he even knows where he is. Kanyon and Morrus brawl for a little while longer until Morrus gets a sneaky roll-up on Kanyon, which Disco breaks up. Disco throws Morrus out of the ring. As Disco and Kanyon fight, Austin Aries makes his way down to the ring. Morrus and Slick are distracted, telling Aries to leave. With their backs turned, AJ Styles sneaks into the ring from the crowd, hits the StylesClash on Kanyon, and sneaks back out. Aries backs off, Disco takes advantage of Kanyon's weakened state and Slick counts the 1-2-3.

Disco dances his way back to the back while Styles and Aries enter the ring. AJ grabs a mic and yells at Kanyon, "Whose got Pillman's back? NOBODY!" Aries and Styles start beating down Kanyon until Pillman runs out with a shotgun and a trident and scares them off. They run up the ramp, but up there, Scott D'Amore pops out and stops Aries. D'Amore tells him that he was happy to do a favor for two talents like Aries and AJ by granting them a tag title shot at next month's PPV. But now he's gotta do HIM a favor. A talent like Aries should be on the show for as long as possible. Aries agrees. So because of that, D'Amore give Aries the first slot in the 10- Man Awesome X Gauntlet Match for the Awesome X Title! Aries is less than pleased. D'Amore also takes this time to introduce Aries' first opponent, D'Amore's "best buddy" Matt Bentley. Bentley comes out and is also less than pleased.

Don West and Bill Shatner explain that in the X Gauntlet, two competitors start in the ring and each time a submission or pinfall is counted, a new competitor comes out to wrestle in his place until the final man faces off against the champion, Delirious.

Just to make sure things go as smoothly as possible, D'Amore is going to ref this match as well! Austin Aries and Matt Bentley reluctantly face off and go through a couple of great sequences until Traci Brooks runs out and distracts D'Amore allowing Bentley to whoops... MISS a chairshot on Aries, leading to Aries laying out Bentley with a brainbuster and getting the pin. Next out is Jimmy Yang who is eliminated by Aries with a 450 splash. Next out are Chase Stevens, Alex Koslov, and Kaz Hayashi... all of whom get eliminated by a now very tired Aries. Next out is "Rock Hard" Duane Houston who charges into the ring and starts beating on Aries who is almost too tired to defend himself. At one point, "Rock Hard" tosses Aries to the floor and gets in the face of D'Amore. D'Amore shoves him off and reminds him that he's the ref. "Rock Hard" shoves him gives him the two finger salute and then tries to go for a Rock Hard Cutter, but D'Amore blocks it... CANADIAN DESTROYER from D'Amore! Aries crawls back into the ring and gets the pin. Nova is next out, and while Aries puts up a good fight, he gets eliminated with a Kryptonite Krunch from the top rope. Andy Douglas is the next to last competitor to come down, and after some great flippy-floppy action Nova eliminates him as well with the Novacaine. Delirious comes out onto the stage with Dr. Cube and the rest of the Posse. Delirious grabs a mic and spouts some unintelligible nonsense for about a minute before Dr. Cube grabs the mic and tells Nova that if he joins the Posse, Delirious will lay down and let him have the X-Title. D'Amore grabs a mic and tells Cube that if he and the Posse don't get the hell outta here AND that if Delirious doesn't get his crazy ass down to the ring in 3 seconds, he's losing the tile via DQ. Delirious charges the ring and Dr. Cube and company leave. Nova and Delirious go back and forth with quite a few near falls, but in the end, Nova manages to beat Delirious with an Elevator Drop Power Bomb. NEW AWESOME X DIVISION CHAMP!

Backstage, Jason Sensation is interviewing Pillman and Kanyon about what happened earlier in the night. Pillman flips out saying that if anyone interferes in his match tonight he's gonna kill somebody. Kanyon tries to calm him down, but it isn't working. Pillman is tearing up lighting rigs and catering tables.

A recap of how Red Faction (Amazing Red & Blitzkrieg) won a ladder match last month for a shot at the Awesome Tag Championship. Traci's boobs popping out was prominently featured.

Red Faction (Amazing Red & Blitzkrieg) come down to the ring and wait on Beer Money LLC (Robert Roode & James Storm) to come out. Many lasers and pyrotechnics later, Beer Money comes down to the ring. Storm appears drunker than usual, and Roode appears rather irritated. Storm sort of slumps over in the corner as Roode takes the opening lock-up. After several sequences against both opponents, Roode begins to get frustrated by Red Faction's speed. Every time he's close to a tag, Storm either isn't paying attention or looks too sick to move. Red and Blitzkrieg, sensing the victory could be well in hand, start showing off some high-flying prowess. Unfortunately, Red tries a high-risk top-rope maneuver a little too close to Storm (who "magically" snaps out of it) and shoves Red from the top rope back-first down onto the guardrail. He and Roode point and laugh at the little guy laying in a lump on the outside. Roode works over Blitzkrieg a bit and then tags in Storm. He hits the Eye of the Storm for a 2 count as Red groggily returns to the ring Apron. Storm takes on both guys for a while until he tags in Roode. Roode, now brimming with over confidence almost gets pinned in a surprise roll-up. All hell breaks loose as all 4 men are in the ring, but eventually Beer Money hit the DWI for the win. James Storm grabs a beer and steals a kiss from referee Traci Brooks. He's smooth like that.

A recap package is shown explaining how Styles and Aries have been gunning for all the gold in the ACAWF and how they're doing their best to fuck with Brian Pillman however they can.

Brian Pillman comes out on the stage and sends Kanyon off to the back and tells him to stay there. AJ Styles comes out by himself and enters the ring. Mark "Slick" Johnson holds the belt up and we're ready start our Super-Awesome Championship Match (2 out of 3 Falls) main event!

The bell sounds and Styles and Pillman lock up and go through a series of reverses and counter-moves until Styles gains control. After a number of high-impact arial maneuvers and hear falls, Styles manages to pull out a Spiral Tap on Pillman for the first fall of the night. Styles pops up and does a little boxing-match-feet-shuffling dance in celebration, and goes to a neutral corner to await the 60 seconds Pillman gets to recuperate. The second bell sounds and Pillman comes out a man-on-fire! He starts wailing on Styles with punches and kicks until Styles has to retreat from the ring. Aries comes out to consult with Styles, but Pillman flips out and chases after him. Styles catches up and attacks Pillman on the stage. Eventually they work their way back into the ring. Pillman and Styles are punching back and forth. Styles manages to pull off a Pele Kick, but Pillman sees it coming and pulls Slick in the way. REF BUMP! With Slick out Aries sneaks back down and into the ring, but from the back, Kanyon comes out with a chair. Aries and Styles work over Pillman until Kanyon hops into the ring with the chair. Aries bails, but Styles cowers as Pillman looks on. Kanyon raises the chair to hit Styles, but then gives him the thumbs up and turns around to hit Pillman! AJ smiles! HOLY SHIT! But wait, Kanyon keeps turning and hits Styles anyway! DOUBLE SWERVE! Kanyon spits on Styles and chases Aries off with the chair into the back. Pillman rouses Slick and drapes himself over Styles... 1-2-3! Sixty seconds later both men are back up for the third fall. Styles is bleeding all over the place from the chairshot. Pillman takes advantage by punching him in the head. A lot. Eventually Styles manages to gain control and sets up for the Styles Clash, but Pillman reverses into a roll-up! 1-2-NO! Styles kicks out. Pillman scoop slams AJ in the center of the ring, climbs the ropes, and waits for AJ to get up. Missile drop kick! Pillman goes for the pin 1-2-NO! Styles manages to regain control after some back and forth. He lays Pillman out with a springboard moonsault floated over into an inverted DDT! 1-2-2.5-NO! So CLOSE! AJ is now getting frustrated. Hey waves to the back for Aries to come out, but when he does, he's chased by Kanyon, who catches up to him and lays him out with the chair. Styles is shocked! When AJ turns around Pillman clocks him with the a tornado DDT out of nowhere! 1-2-3! NEW SUPER-AWESOME CHAMPION!

Kanyon enters the ring and raises Pillman's hand but Pillman shoves him away. Pillman seems ticked off at Kanyon for interfering in his match. They stand nose to nose arguing as the PPV goes off the air.

Have an awesome night folks!