[Batman]

Well, that was fun, but I guess it's about time to move on.

Blackdragon:

What's your real name?

Although I suspect that I can guess, confirm for me--what does your username refer to?

How old are you?

What do you do for a living?

We have two things in common that I know of: we both like pro wrestling and girls with a nice big ass. What are some other interests of yours?

Tell me exactly how much you love Molly Holly's ass. And/or Serena Williams's...



Yow.

What do you think of Byrne confusing you with another black Punster?

What's your very favorite wrestling match? Or your top-five or top-ten--however many you feel like listing?

Where did you grow up? Where do you live now? How did you end up there?

I suppose that's enough to start.

[Byrntrigan]

42. What movie character best describes you?
43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?
44. Do you judge a "book" by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?
46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?


A. Do you cook?
B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?
186a. Do you like sushi?
187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?
188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?
138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?

Where have you been bd? I think the last time I remember seeing you around was during my spotlight. Oh, and as for that weird crack Serg made, disregard.

Can't trust those crackers.

[Batman]

Jul 26, 2009 23:54:41 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Oh, and as for that weird crack Serg made, disregard.

Liar!!

[creepy]

OK, BlackDragon. Here's a few questions.


Do you have a passport?


I get chicken. I get waffles. But why chicken and waffles?


Picking from Beyonce, Whitney Houston and Venus Williams, you have to break ones heart, have consensual sex with one of them and totally rape the other and get off on it. Match the three.


Do you think Tyler Perry is funny?


If I moved to your town, would you be my friend?


Why do a lot of blacks not like hispanic people?


Do you like hispanic people?


Was that Harvard professor dude racially profiled?

Say that you were with this chick and she was superultrasexyhot and she wanted to bang you all night long, but she first wanted you to use her pee as shampoo and, as she put it, "really scrub your hair with my piss. Scrub that shit hard." Would you?


OK. You're with your lady and a few friends at a trendy eatery in the trendy part of town and it's late. About midnight. You go over to the uni-sex restroom and there's a chick waiting in line ahead of you. She sees you and you smile. She smiles back. She asks how your night is going and you say it's going well. You ask her how her night is going and she respoonds in kind. She then asks if you're from around this area and you say, "no, my girlfriend and I are from a nearby city". Her eyes turn a pale shade of hate as she snarls at you in disgust. She enters the restroom as some random dude exits and leaves you wondering what just happened. When she leaves the restroom , she totally ignores you and walks away with a purpose. The rest of the night she sits at her table and loudly speaks of all the men in her life and greets every male that enters as if she's known them for years and plays it all up as if she's acting for an audience. Most of the men just looks at her suspiciously, yet accept her wild advances as sincere. You catch her eyeing you menacingly a few times and catch yourself wondering just what is happening and furthermore, why are these things happening.

When you leave with your lady, do you tell her off or just ignore her and her crazy antics?

What's your favorite Supersuckers song?





Do you want some more questions from "The Vault?"

[bdoriginal]

Man, about time we run out of interesting people....let's tackle a few questions shall we?

Jul 26, 2009 19:44:47 GMT -5 Batman said:

Well, that was fun, but I guess it's about time to move on.

Blackdragon:

What's your real name?

Wendell Darnell Mitchell, II. There is a rumor that there’s some guy in Texas that shares my name, but I refuse to substantiate such things and err towards that I was immaculately conceived. I also have a high midichlorian count and have been known to serve many people with one loaf of bread.

Although I suspect that I can guess, confirm for me--what does your username refer to?

That’s a tricky question because I’ve used it since probably high school because of my fascination with martial arts. It’s a toss up between my love of the “Last Dragon” Bruce Lee in general, and a documentary I saw about Ron Van Clief aka the Black Dragon. I can never recall which happened first so I just attribute it to all three. Though I do recall how much it sucked watching my namesake lose in like 41 seconds to Royce Gracie.

How old are you?

26, but my birthday is in just under 3 months.

What do you do for a living?

Kill terrorist! Sorry, old Navy memory. That was a cadence of ours. You know what makes the grass grow? Terrorist blood. Currently, I work as a Facilities Coordinator which is essential the mail room guy with Office Manager responsibilities but not Office Manager money. I should have applied for a real Office Manager job before the economy tanked.

We have two things in common that I know of: we both like pro wrestling and girls with a nice big ass. What are some other interests of yours?

-Staring at nice asses for one.

-Wrestling is so high up there I am forever flip flopping on which I rather do – MMA where the only thing preventing me from being a world champ is my own ability or pro-wrestling where some booker might get pissed for some silly reason and buries me out of spite.

-I love reading and will read anything I can get my hands on. I’m finally going to tackle War and Peace after I finish working on the book that I hope to get published this year.

-Writing is another passion, hence the trying to get a book published. Thought I’d start small and aim for kids seeing as most days I have more in common with them than I do adults.

-MMA, love it, watch it, want to live it until my body breaks down. But for some reason I still can’t rank it as high as wrestling. Despite knowing if I work hard enough I can get that title shot despite lack of promo skills/look, that’s the part of wrestling that makes me love it just a little more. To be that dynamic character who can curse out kids and sponsors and not look like some inbred moron because they know or assume I’m just entertaining.

-Business. Once I finish the book (which is like a second job), I’d like to go back to school and get a degree in either administration of management. I’d like to run a few small businesses. A lunch truck for starters because people in Buckhead like a good deal; maybe a small studio that produces a couple of tv shows. I definitely have this wild dream of making the OOWF come to life as a kid friendly, but not insulting Saturday morning wrestling program. That’s the big dream right there. Booker/Owner has a nice ring to it.

-Signing up for stuff: It’s crazy. I sign up for dating sites, game sites, torrent sites, etc, then never go back to them. Don’t know why.

-Music: Rare is a song I openly dislike (Solja Boy not withstanding) and I listen to anything that’s playing and will get hooked on a song for weeks at a time. Hell, there are some songs (entrance themes in particular) that have a connection to wrestling that if they didn’t have that connection I would never have given a chance. Not out of elitism or anything like that it’s just I don’t have a car (so no radio), I’m rarely home/in the mood to listen to what’s on the radio, and MTV/VH1/BET tend to hide their music videos from me. Plus I’ve never been a top 40 guy (even if the rare times I do listen it feels like top 10) and tend to only appreciate a song after all the hype has died down.

-Movies: I will give anything a view and there are only maybe three (Black Mask 2, Batman and Robin, The Happening) that I will never, ever watch again. I’ll watch it all, and thanks to an ex girlfriend, if I’m up early enough on Saturdays, I’ll catch an older film on TCM or AMC.

That’s about all I can think of right now.

Tell me exactly how much you love Molly Holly's ass. And/or Serena Williams's...

I have no answer that doesn’t paint me as a creepy stalker so we’ll just say the depths of my love are unfathomable and I will gladly drown in my intoxication.

What do you think of Byrne confusing you with another black Punster?

I think he’ll make a good police sketch artist. In all seriousness, with a name like Black Dragon, I expect I’m on people’s mind when they think “quick who’s the black guy that posted”

What's your very favorite wrestling match? Or your top-five or top-ten--however many you feel like listing?

Will definitely come back to this, but off the top of my head, 5 that immediately spring to mind are:

Ric Flair/Steamboat – whichever one Steamboat won the title in.

Joe/Styles/Daniels – Unbreakable I believe. It was the first triple threat they had and I don’t care what anyone says, this was better than Kurt/Michaels.

Rey Misterio/Eddie G – Halloween Havok 97 or 98.

Main event of WM 20

Dragon/Low-Ki/Daniels – What can I say, I like triple threats.

Where did you grow up? Where do you live now? How did you end up there?

I grew up in a small town in Southeast Texas called Port Arthur, TX. Once a pretty affluent small town because of the oil and what not in the early part of the 2oth century, by the time I was born, most of those jobs were gone, “white flight” had occurred” and I was left with a city where the west side smelled horrible and you could see the old refineries from the football field of my middle school.

I currently live in Sandy Springs, which until they actually change my address to reflect this, I still consider Atlanta. I have yet to see a city limits sign or a post office. Silly rich people trying to incorporate their own community.

I ended up here because of a girlfriend. First, I’ll explain that I got married while I was in the Navy. Once I left, I moved in with my wife, who lived just south of the actual city of Atlanta. When we divorced, I floated around a bit. I love Texas, but all my friends/contacts/majority of job history was here, so I stayed and after sleeping on a few ex-girlfriend’s couches, allowed one girlfriend to talk me into signing a lease where I am now, which is conveniently located fifteen minutes from my job as opposed to that hour, hour and a half, and ridiculous 2 hour commutes I had prior.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 26, 2009 23:54:41 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

42.

What movie character best describes you?

This is a difficult one because I can never really relate to any characters. Either they’re too one dimensional or far more dynamic and layered than I care to even hope to be. FaceBook seems to say I match up good with John Mclane on the account that we both pine for our ex-wives and if I didn’t think it would make things worse, I’d try to help out in a hostage situation. Best to die a hero than live an uneventful life. Or something like that.

43. What movie character would you WANT to be? Why?

Gonna cheat a little and say Tony Stark. I think I’d love to have his life. Fight crime in a high tech battle armor; have a gorgeous red head as my assistant; high tech battle armor; millions of dollars in disposable income; women in every country begging to sleep with me; the technical aptitude of a god; Did I mention the high tech battle armor?

44. Do you judge a book by it's cover?
45. Is it something if you do, that you try not to do?

I try really hard not to, but like most people I fail more often than not. There’s just something programmed in your brain where “different from me = suspicious” I mean I don’t think every white guy is going to lynch me, or every black youth who wants me to know what brand boxers he wears is going to rob me, but especially when it comes to women, I suck at that. I’m notorious for looking at a very pretty woman and dismissing her as someone that wouldn’t waste their time on me or go for the overweight chick because she might be desperate. Other than that, and I don’t even do that with great frequency, I do my best to take things on a case to case basis.

46. What is your favorite condiment? What do you use it on?

Unquestionably Honey Mustard. No brand allegiance. Just honey mustard. I put it on burgers, hotdogs, turkey sandwiches, bagels, and tuna

A. Do you cook?
B. If so, what are your favorites to cook? To eat?

Yes. I won’t be opening a restaurant anytime soon (though I do plan on co-owning one with a good friend that is that good) but I do okay.

Of the top of my head, I love meat. Cow, chicken, bison (if prepared right), if it runs and I wouldn’t keep it as a pet, I’ll eat it. I’m more of a baked/smothered/grill guy. Not big on frying things, but I do eat the occasional fried dish if someone else makes it.

I remember as a kid every sitcom had that scene where the husband complained about meatloaf and I would refuse to eat it. Then my mom made me eat it and I loved it. So I cook it whenever I want something easy and meaty and I’m always up for trying other people’s meatloaf.

I have a sweet tooth so if you bake me a cake, I’ll be your bestest friend ever. Unless it’s subpar. Then you only get a year.

186a. Do you like sushi?

Haven’t had it enough to say, but I’m willing to have it again once the heart ache wears off. You see, the one and only time I had sushi was with this girl who in retrospect, I kinda neglected at a crucial point in our relationship. So she dumped me. And made me walk to the train station. So yeah, sushi makes me think of her. Never even got to see her naked, which was new for me. Hell women that hated me let me see them naked out of spite.

187. What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on sushi? Did you like it?

All of it was new and weird to me so I can’t narrow it down. That and I might cry trying to recall that day.

188. Weirdest thing you ever ate period? Did you like it?

I tend to throw stuff together when I’m hungry because if I don’t have any preconceived notions of thinking it might be disgusting, I’m more receptive to it.

For example, one of my friends thinks it weird that I sometimes crave honey ham and honey mustard on blue berry bagels. Yesterday, I subbed the bagels for cinnamon rasin English muffins.

I’m quick to mix leftovers (say, mashed potatoes, corn, lettuce, and diced tomatoes) and will literally put anything edible (spaghetti and pepper jack cheese for instance) between two slices of bread.

Since I made it, I liked it.

138. What is one food that you would evangelize that most people haven't tried but should?

This I have no answer because I’m always broke (women, I can’t quit ‘em) so I don’t go out very often and when I do I usually don’t go anywhere that serves anything out of the ordinary. Couple that with the fact I eat a lot of leftovers, and you have a guy that really has no culinary recommendations. I heard you should try the lamb though…

Where have you been bd? I think the last time I remember seeing you around was during my spotlight. Oh, and as for that weird crack Serg made, disregard.

Oh I lurk all the time, I just rarely have anything worthwhile to say or even anything funny to say even by me admittedly dubious standards. Between recently moving, upping the amount of time I spend working out, dating more than one girl at a time, allowing a pregnant woman to take advantage of me and trying to catch up on Burn Notice/Royal Pain/Wrestling and regional boxing/MMA on my DVR by the time I think to post I can’t think of anything worthwhile.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Your 10 desert island DVDs/CDs?

How did you find OO/PH?

The 5 PPVs you wish you could have seen in person?

What’s your favorite Facebook app, if anything?

[Byrntrigan]

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?
37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?
38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?


40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?

[Byrntrigan]

.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
.2. What are we gonna do?

[Byrntrigan]

I was going back through my spotlight to find these gems from the OG BD as you said ;D

Sept 18, 2008 8:00:13 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

Gotta love these spotlight things. Okay good sir, time for a few questions from the O.G. BD or something.


Do you believe in God? If so, what are your religious leanings?

Do you believe in the literal interpretation of the bible?

Does the bible teach good moral character?

Do you think Dinosaurs existed ten thousand years ago?

Did you play any sports as a kid/teen? If so, which ones and were they organized? If not, any particular reason why?

I saw mention of parents, and a cd confiscating grandmother, but do you have any siblings?

What's your absolute favorite child hood memory?

Any pets growing up? If so, were they purchased for you, or were you like me and collected strays?

What sort of action figures do you have on display?

Have you always been a collector of figures and figurines?

What's something prominently displayed in your home that you think someone might find weird?


What would you recommend as a "starter kit" of sorts of learning about true anarchy?

Have you seen the show "Sons of Anarchy" on FX yet?

If you were writing an underdog film, what would the protagonist being overcoming?

What is your favorite genre of television show? Book? Film?



As a follow up to owning your own business (the non-tattoo/piercing endeavor), any particular city/state you would want your business headquartered?

When would be your ideal age to retire?

Have you ever used a wrestling move in a real life situation?

Ever catch yourself singing aloud or humming a wrestler's theme in public?

Which wrestler or wrestling personality would you most like to share a beer and conversation with?

Excluding in-ring competitor, would you ever consider working the in the wrestling business? If so, what would you like to do most?

Diva/Knockout you think is a)the hottest b)cutest in a everyday sort of way c) not very attractive but you still want to bang and d)just favorite in general.

Same question, but with Actresses/Musicians.

You mentioned you like gothic chicks. How would you define gothic as it pertains to your inclinations?

Would you consider youself a butt, breast, or legs man?

An attractive woman walks pass you, what is the first thing you notice about her?

Ever have a dream that you were with a guy in a sexual context?

Ever say anyting in front of people that made them think you may be gay or bi?

What's the most public place you've had sex? Received a blow job?

Oral sex: is it better to give or receive?

You can have a one night stand with any woman in the world, consequence free, who would it be and would it involve any extra curriculars(bondage, S&M. etc) ?


Yeah, that should do it.

[Batman]

Jul 27, 2009 11:23:37 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

Hell women that hated me let me see them naked out of spite.

OK, seriously, I've got to hear the rest of that story.

Also, what's your book about?

[Ultimatejobber]

What is one place in the world you want to visit before you die?

What is one movie you love that everyone around you seems to hate?

What is one movie you hate that everyone around you seems to love?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 27, 2009 4:05:58 GMT -5 creepy said:

OK, BlackDragon. Here's a few questions.

Do you have a passport?

No, but I plan on getting one by the end of the year. I need to spread the gospel of my fist internationally in 2010. That and see about snagging me a Romanian wife(that's a story for another time)

I get chicken. I get waffles. But why chicken and waffles?

You’ll have to pick Roscoe’s brain as to why he felt that was a good combo. As creative as I get with my food sometimes, I don’t mix traditional breakfast food with any meat that is not a pan or link sausage. In fact, I’m not even big on waffles. I’m more of a pancake or French toast guy. Waffles are just faster.

Picking from Beyonce, Whitney Houston and Venus Williams, you have to break ones heart, have consensual sex with one of them and totally rape the other and get off on it. Match the three.

So in other words, how depraved am I? Well Whitney Houston gets the heart break because it might inspire her to write some new songs and rekindle her career. I guess Venus gets raped, though I’m sure I’ll probably end up looking like I was the one violated. Side note – I really could not see myself raping a woman. It took me years of marriage before I could be just a little rough without going flaccid. It’s like I don’t have the heart to continue if I think I’m hurting a female. And I still feel bad when my last girlfriend would tell me it “hurt, but in a good way” That leaves Beyonce for consensual sex and possible lead poisoning from Jay Z.

Do you think Tyler Perry is funny?

I think he can be overbearing, but I feel that way about anyone not on stage. Even Richard Pryor gets on my nerves in some of his film roles. I do like Perry’s dramedy approach though.

If I moved to your town, would you be my friend?

Sure, why not. Can never have too many friends.

Why do a lot of blacks not like hispanic people?
Do you like hispanic people?

You’re asking the wrong guy. I’m far from color blind, but I’m indifferent to everyone until I get to know you. One of my best friends in the military was Hispanic and one of my first serious crushes was a girl named Susan Gonzales. God the way she wore those boots…. The only thing reason I can see black people not liking Hispanic is for the same reason they don’t like anyone else – that’s the way they were raised. For example, my father’s side of the family constantly teased me and called me “white boy” because – get this, my favorite subject in school was language arts/literature, so at age 10 I had a more robust vocabulary than many of my adult aunts/cousins/uncles/fairly sure my father as well. My dad and his siblings were raised and influenced by their environment that “enunciation = not keeping it real” and “anyone not black don’t like you, so don’t get mixed up with them.” That’s the best I can come up with of the top of my head. I’ve personally never actually experienced “black on brown” hate and as mentioned previously, I have no problem with Hispanics as a people, just as I don’t have a problem with any ethnicity. Now overly religious people…

Was that Harvard professor dude racially profiled?

I’m going to say no, with a hint of yes. No I don’t think it was racially biased because he did have to break into his own home. How is the cop supposed to know that it’s his house? I say a hint of yes because of the neighbor. I don’t know how long the professor has lived there, but if it’s been more than say, 2 months, I would hope his neighbor would recognize him and not call the cops. Again, I don’t have all the facts, either the neighbor sincerely thought he was someone else or she’s a racist that wanted to se a guy harassed by the cops. Or maybe he wouldn’t give her some of that sweet, sweet mandingo loving. I don’t know and don’t care. Fuck you Obama for making this story bigger than it should be. Instead of talking about racist cops, show me how Healthcare Reform affects me. Cop did what he was supposed to do. There was no excessive force from what I’ve read, didn’t call the professor boy or anything degrading like that. He showed up, asked for ID, maybe he shouldn’t have followed the professor around, but that’s not exactly the most racist thing I’ve seen, then left.

Say that you were with this chick and she was superultrasexyhot and she wanted to bang you all night long, but she first wanted you to use her pee as shampoo and, as she put it, "really scrub your hair with my piss. Scrub that shit hard." Would you?

My immediate reaction was, “fuck that, nobody’s that hot.” Then a few moments of thought made me reconsider, “well I’ve changed diapers before and been pissed on, so maybe it wouldn’t be so bad as long as none gets in my eyes or mouth and I could deny I ever did it if it’s every brought up.” Then (yes, this is how my brain works) “Do I really want to have sex all night long? What if she breaks my dick? I’m not a porn star. I have things to do in the morning. Sometimes I just want to be held. But fuck if I’m going to be held in the arms of the woman that essentially pissed on me before I got to have sex with her.” So the consensus is maybe. 9 times out of 10 it will be no, because I can’t think of anyone hot enough and you’ll only get twenty minutes out of me anyway (varies if you factor in foreplay). But that tenth time I might be in my “fuck it, I don’t care if it’s disgusting/stupid/irresponsible” mood and do it just for the hell of it and let her ride me until my dick stops functioning and then freak out days later that someone’s piss is in my pores. I think something’s wrong with me…

[…]crazy lady upset I have a girlfriend[…]When you leave with your lady, do you tell off [crazy lady] or just ignore her and her crazy antics?

Ignore her. Nothing good comes from entertaining someone like that. I don’t speak from personal experience, just what I see from various exes and friends who chose to engage and paid for it with excessive phone calls and even visits to their workplace.

What's your favorite Supersuckers song? [/quote

I am uncultured swine and have never heard of this band until you mentioned them. But then again, I didn’t know who Nirvana was in the 90s and now I love at least half a dozen of their songs. So I guess I’m hitting up the interwebs for some SuperSucker’s after work.

Do you want some more questions from "The Vault?"

Bring ‘em on!

[bdoriginal]

Solly, I’ll come back for the rest of yours, but I randomly looked up a wrestling review, came across one of Erin’s columns. E-mailed her a couple of times and she suggested I join the board. I’m pretty sure I got a PM about Pun and as noted, I can’t not sign up for stuff.

Jul 27, 2009 11:53:14 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

36. Do you have/tried any sexual festishes?

No fetishes that I’m aware of. I am a biter though and like to be bitten in return. Off the top of my head, I’d like to try role playing since one of the girls I think I could spend a few decades married likes that. Is a love for big breasts a fetish, because I’ve got that. I still haven’t quite worked up the nerve to try any S&M/bondage because a)I hate pain but will ignore it if I can retaliate (hence the goal of fighting professionally) b)I find it difficult to purposefully hurt, even in a playful/sexual way, a woman c)an atavistic disdain for being bound or otherwise restrained. My sex life is pretty meat and potatoes and can pretty much be summed up in four words: suck, lick, stick, and growl. The first three vary, but the ending is usually a growl. I may have whimpered once or twice though.

37. What's the weidest place you have had sex?

So far I’m going to go with the storage basement in the office building where I work. I’ve also done it in one of the women’s bathrooms here as well. Would the backseat of a van while waiting for your plane count as weird? Because I’ve done that a couple of times and even missed a flight once. I’m looking forward to other experiences. I also really need to stop dating girls with bad boyfriend/baby daddy experiences who tell me how they “fucked in the closet during a reception” but there’s too many bad memories so why don’t we just cuddle.

38. Has there been anything sexual that a partner has asked you to do, and you refused? Why?

A girl wanted to fuck me with a dildo bigger than what I’m packing. So I explained to her that 1)she want let me do her and if she did, I’m not quite up to the part of equal opportunity where I’d allow that 2) I’m not gay 3) because go fuck yourself, that’s why. Which is funny because I ended up having to do just that. Memories.

40. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
41. Any funny story associated with it?

This is tricky. I say 19 because that feels more right, but I was playing hide the canole as early as 11. There was this girl in California, real pretty as I recall – wonder what she looks like now – and she sort of just pulled it out of my pants. Now remember, I’m 11 and was reasonably innocent at the time, so I kinda freaked when it instantly got hard in her hand. Then she made me lie down, she climbed on top and just started riding away. This is where it gets tricky because I can’t recall if anytime in those two weeks whether or not I ejaculated, which I assume would be the benchmark for when one actually loses there’s. Another note, this is also a few weeks before sex ed so I had no idea what a hymen was or that virgins usually have one.

More disgusting than funny, but I drank her spit (she had some pre-sweetened kool aid powder in her hand and spit on it) before she let me put it inside her again.

As far as the 19 year old me, that was with the woman I eventually married and to me the first time I came, she had no idea because I soldiered through and managed to maintain an erection. Fast forward several months later and our first time as a married couple and the exact same scenario, except this time, she actually caught the first one and laughed when were done. I explained to her that our first time was like that and she didn’t believe me.

RedDog. What is the most surprising thing you've learned from the 11 months of PH's Q&A with James Lipton?
4. Favorite swear word?
R. I'm paying for a tattoo of any size anywhere on your body from my artist. What do you get and where?

Nothing overly shocking other than that more people have kids here than I originally suspected. I’d have to go through to find something surprising though. 11 months is a long time for me to remember something, just ask any girl I’ve dated. Thank God for e-mail birthday alerts.

My absolute favorite swear word is the versatile “fuck.” I try not to use it too often to maintain the illusion that I’m a shy, quiet guy, which isn’t that far off from my default personality. Though I do have a habit of replacing “mutha fucka” with “money lover” because of an edit on the USA broadcast of “Friday”

If you’re paying for the tat, I’m thinking, shortly after my first pro fight, we call up your guy and he wraps a black dragon around my right arm, approximately shoulder to just above the elbow.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Sounds like you got laid at 11, which makes you my hero.

When you were a kid, were you called Junior or Wendell or what? Would your kid be named III?

Speaking of III, can I say how awesome it is you have an Apollo quote on your FB page?

[Byrntrigan]

Yeah, getting laid at 11 I think wins that game. I don't think anyone will be able to compete unless they have a creepy Uncle story ;D

Also, the tattoo sounds like a good one. Plus, you'll have a fight nickname pre-built.

What song would you come out to?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 28, 2009 15:32:44 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Yeah, getting laid at 11 I think wins that game. I don't think anyone will be able to compete unless they have a creepy Uncle story ;D

Or a Cub Scout master

[Byrntrigan]

It was Boy Scouts. And it was you. I like you forget these romantic details ;D

[bdoriginal]

Jul 27, 2009 12:48:37 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

.1. I'm coming to visit. What is the best place to eat that is special to your area (that is a area specialty, or shit I ain't getting in Chicago)?
.2. What are we gonna do?

I'm pretty boring when it comes to eating out. I'll try new foods if someone suggests them, but I don't go out of my way to look for anything. So I have no clue what would be something you'd consider an Atlanta attraction. I guess we're good for southern (read fried) cuisine. So you come to visit, we'll just wing it, maybe hit a soul food restaurant to get you full of collard greens, chicken fried steak, and iced tea, then we can literally just travel the length of the street I live on and hit in no particular order a night club, a bar, another night club, a tavern, and another bar. Assuming this is a weekend visit, we can do waffle house or IHOP unless you prefer I cook for you. I'm a good host like that. Then depending on your mood, maybe hit up my gym and get in a good grappling work out and hit on the girls in kick boxing. After that, probably just ride around the downtown area and just do the first thing that looks interesting. That's what I try to do.

[bdoriginal]

Do you believe in God? If so, what are your religious leanings?

I do believe in God, but more as an abstract “force of nature” than some heavenly father that will punish me because I like pussy and gay people. I’m not going to go as far as to say the world would be better off without religion, but it’s not for me because it seems like you’re picking a side in something know one alive can truly really comprehend. For all I know, the afterlife is like Dragon Ball Z/Valhalla and once I die I get to spend eternity eating, fighting, and eating some more. God I hope it’s like that.

Do you believe in the literal interpretation of the bible? Does the bible teach good moral character?

Not only do I not believe in it, I question the sanity of anyone that does. I mean, people take quotes out of context on a daily basis in a society where we have all sorts of recording mechanisms, but there are people out there that literally believe that stuff written in other languages, with different rules of syntax, then translated into other languages, hand written by men (who never ever have agendas) is infallible. Between the evolution of language and the fact man craves dominion over his fellow man –and what better way than deeming what’s appropriate behavior – it boggles my that anyone that is competent enough to read views the bible as anything more than parable and a few broad strokes of history thrown in.

I look at the bible as just another book really. It can inspire, it can be tedious, it can be entertaining, but I won’t let it guide my moral compass. Don’t need it.

Do you think Dinosaurs existed ten thousand years ago?

Until science says otherwise, I’m siding with the millions of year ago theory.

Did you play any sports as a kid/teen

As a kid, I played Little League and it was fun, but baseball wasn’t my thing. Wish I had stuck with it because back then I was pretty fast and could usually get a double off a hit that most kids only got to first base on. That and man I could have improved and got drafted at sixteen, only to fail spectacularly and use that money to go to college and get a real job. Something like Enron.

I played football in middle school and high school. I really believe if I did not hurt my knee I could have developed into a prospect. Maybe a bench warming prospect, but I wouldn’t be typing this from an office right now.

Siblings?

2 brothers, aged 14 and 22, and a sister 17. At least one step brother and step sister, but I can’t remember and the sperm donor doesn’t make it easy to stay in contact.

What's your absolute favorite child hood memory?

Can’t really narrow down an absolute favorite, but I do recall getting my first kiss as being a highlight. I was in kindergarten and we were playing house. I forget why, but I was dressed up like Mr. S – the superhero of the Alphabet (we learned our alphabet by assigning each letter a personality i.e. Mr. M had a munchy mouth) and this girl Ashley was pretending to be my wife. So one of my friends playing blocks knocked some over and screams “help, they’re attacking” and I tell my “wife” that I have to go to work. She then kissed me on the cheek and I felt all tingly and what not. After school, I found myself at my aunt’s apartment complex, where Ashley also resided, and we ended up in the laundry room and smooched on the lips for a good thirty seconds. Fun times. Fun times.

Pets?

Never had one purchased for me. I ended up taking care of a dog my uncle bought when he disappeared and he was like my best friend. One of the few times I cried like a baby was when he died. I collected a few stray dogs that stayed around until they were healthy enough to leave and I’ve had frogs and of course turtles because I was a nerd and loved Ninja Turtles growing up.

What's something prominently displayed in your home that you think someone might find weird?

My HBK box set is on prominent display in my bedroom.

If you were writing an underdog film, what would the protagonist being overcoming?

I’d probably go with the classic Rocky approach of “you just don’t have it” Of course it would revolve around MMA, because MMA needs a Rocky movie. In fact, and Punners, feel free to borrow this idea – I’d have it based around a guy that was real big in the early 90s in the infancy of the sport and left after a controversial loss then disappears for a few years. Bidding war ensues between promoters to be the first to sign him to face (job out to) their current champion and the media questions whether an old school brawler can beat the evolved fighters of the current generation. Think it would be a fun movie. If anyone can get this made, give me a story credit and let me help with the screen play and I’ll love you forever.

What is your favorite genre of television show? Book? Film?

Is dramedy procedure a genre yet? I love shows like Burn Notice, Monk, and Pysch where serious shit goes down, but the comedy never seems misplaced. Books, I don’t really have a favorite. You sit a book in front of me, I’ll read it. Juvenile, Erotica, Historical Fiction, Autobiographies, you name it, I’ll read it.

Films are easy. I like action movies. But I love action movies that don’t scimp on the action but still provide some laugh out loud moments, like say Lethal Weapon 2 or something.

As a follow up to owning your own business (the non-tattoo/piercing endeavor), any particular city/state you would want your business headquartered?

I touched upon this in another answer, but I really want to run my own wrestling company. I’d like to be very close 3rd to TNA and have an hour of television a week, 12 2 hour specials throughout the year, and build up to no more than four PPVs. I’d like to headquartered my operations here in Georgia. That way when I fail, the inevitable “dying days of WCW” fits better.

When would be your ideal age to retire?

From active competition? 48. I want to try to go out as the oldest world champion in boxing/MMA and don’t want to have to rely on months long vacations to stay a draw in wrestling.
From running my own company? 60 sounds like a good age to trust a younger man with my baby.

Have you ever used a wrestling move in a real life situation?

Several times. I guess that’s why I’m drawn to grappling in general. I have this really weird quirk about hitting a guy in the face unless he really pissed me off – I actually hesitated during my fight in May, which coupled with me soaking in the crowd response when I finally did connect with a clean shot, got me knocked out. I’m a natural, thrower/takedown guy.

Off the top of my head I’ve hit a guy with a urinage; I’ve belly to belly suplex at least two different people; I’ve speared many a bully; I’ve DDT and taken a DDT after football practice; I’ve no sold punches and stared a guy down until he backed away; At least one super kick I can recall; a few ankle locks to prove a point, my own variation of an ankle lock I call “on bended knee” that involves torque the knee as well; and probably the one I feel bad about is I nearly choke slammed a classmate through a table.

Ever catch yourself singing aloud or humming a wrestler's theme in public?

All the fuckin’ time. Really awkward when my mental play list stops on “Voices.” I’m actually listening to Regal’s theme as I type this and realize I’ve hummed his while running the mail before. On the way back to my desk, I caught myself singing “Their screams echoed loud in the place of their deaths. Ripped opened they died and with their final breath, they hailed the king.” Man I love HHH’s King of Kings theme.

Which wrestler or wrestling personality would you most like to share a beer and conversation with?

The Rock immediately springs to mind. Flair would be a good second just for the 30+ years of road stories.

Excluding in-ring competitor, would you ever consider working the in the wrestling business? If so, what would you like to do most?

Booking would be my thing. Hell, I’m all about nepotism, so I get this off the ground, any of you guys are welcomed to try out for ring announcing, commentating, women’s trainer, etc.

Diva/Knockout you think is a)the hottest b)cutest in a everyday sort of way c) not very attractive but you still want to bang and d)just favorite in general.

Without giving myself a chance to doubt my answers, Victoria is the hottest, Molly is the cutest in everyday sort of way that I want to bring home to my mom and there’s just something bangable about Luna.

Would you consider youself a butt, breast, or legs man?

While I appreciate a good set of legs, they’re never a deal breaker. I love breasts and butt, and can go either way since I love hitting it from behind, but if someone pointed a gun to my head, I love breasts. I can entertain myself with them for hours.

An attractive woman walks pass you, what is the first thing you notice about her?

Length of her hair oddly enough.

Ever have a dream that you were with a guy in a sexual context?

Yep. Brad Pitt. And another time some random guy that wouldn’t be out of place in a Calvin Klein ad. Apparently my sublimated homoerotic tendencies have a thing for licking ab muscles.

Ever say anyting in front of people that made them think you may be gay or bi?

At least once a week. Sometimes it’s for shock value, sometimes I’m not thinking and just blurt out “he has a really nice ass” or “he has a great shape.”

What's the most public place you've had sex? Received a blow job?

Most public place would probably be the parking lot at Hartsfield Atlanta Airport, what with it being one of the busier airports in the world. Blow job would have to be the kitchen at work (not on my floor) since there’s no door to close.

Oral sex: is it better to give or receive

Don’t get me wrong, if the girl knows how to work it, I’m always happy to receive, but the harder I am, the more impatient I am and I want to be balls deep in the pussy now. If the girl isn’t particularly difficult, I look forward to eating her out for up to thirty minutes. After that, it’s a chore and I don’t care anymore.

You can have a one night stand with any woman in the world, consequence free, who would it be and would it involve any extra curriculars(bondage, S&M. etc) ?

I’m going to have to say an engaged co-worker of mine. I don’t want anything from her except a full night of her whispering in my ear, laughing, touching, sucking and fucking. That’s it. She goes back to her fiancé and I pretend it never happened so as not to deal with the heartache.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 27, 2009 13:47:45 GMT -5 Batman said:

Jul 27, 2009 11:23:37 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

Hell women that hated me let me see them naked out of spite.

OK, seriously, I've got to hear the rest of that story.

Also, what's your book about?

Not much. There are two different incidents.

The first probably doesn't count because I was still in school, but a former girlfriend of mine just ups and flashes me in the middle of class. No reason, just fucking lifts up her shirts and shows me this beautiful fifteen year old ebony breasts that I never got to fondle even through her shirt. Let's just say there were a lot of sore guys after practice that day.

Number 2 is this bi-sexual woman I know that absolutely could not stand me when we first met because and I shit you not, she claimed she was in love with my wife. She was visiting one day and acting particularly nice to me and I was suspicious. My wife went upstairs to use the bathroom and the friend stands to go to the kitchen. A minute later, I feel something on top of my head. This broad has whipped out her enormous breasts and just rested them on top of me. The faithful part of me was outraged. My dick was at attention. God bless my wife, she saw this and didn't say anything other than "we can play with those later. Let's finish the movie."

I'm going for a 8-12 year old range with my book. It's essentially about a couple of adventures I had about 10 before my grandmother got sick. It's divided into four sections. The first three sections are the title of the book "Dumpsters, Dives, and Ditches" with the fourth being a water gun battle that combines elements that happen to me at various times of my life. I don't see me usurping Harry Potter, but dam it let me sell enough to not have to work for four months and I guarantee I'll be able to set myself up for success in my other endeavors.

[salmonjunkie]

Who is your favorite wrestler?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?

What is your favorite wrestling memory?

Who is your favorite MMA fighter?

What is your favorite MMA move?

Whose gonna win? Fedor or Brock?

What is your least favorite movie of all time?

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?

Your favorite sporting moment?

Your least favorite sporting moment?

Do you have any diseases/ailments?

What is your drink of choice?

What is your drug of choice?

Who's your favorite rapper?

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?

Other forums you frequent?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 27, 2009 15:02:34 GMT -5 Ultimatejobber said:

What is one place in the world you want to visit before you die?

What is one movie you love that everyone around you seems to hate?

What is one movie you hate that everyone around you seems to love?

Since I'm a huge nerd, I'd love to go to Japan. See the electronic district, visit an authentic dojo, fight in a "big black man vs Japanese guy" match and pretty much be an otaku.

I honestly can't think of a single movie that I love that no one else likes and vice versa. Like I loathe Black Mask 2 and I have yet to see anyone defend it in even a "so bad it's good" like with StreetFighter.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 28, 2009 14:30:41 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Sounds like you got laid at 11, which makes you my hero. Speaking of III, can I say how awesome it is you have an Apollo quote on your FB page?

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Anything that puts me me in the same company as Stallone and Carl Weathers, is always appreciated.

When you were a kid, were you called Junior or Wendell or what? Would your kid be named III?

No Jr. here. In fact, I avoid putting Jr. on anything and opt for II even if someone told me that I technically can't be until I have a son. Speaking of which, I don't really know if I would name a kid after me, although, the thought of nicknaming him Tre has a possibility.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 28, 2009 15:32:44 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Yeah, getting laid at 11 I think wins that game. I don't think anyone will be able to compete unless they have a creepy Uncle story ;D

Also, the tattoo sounds like a good one. Plus, you'll have a fight nickname pre-built.

What song would you come out to?

Being the dork I am, up until I actually get some one on one time with THE Black Dragon, my ring name will be "The Wanderer" I like the sound of it, especially when I imagine Bruce Buffer saying it.

I haven't decided on a go-to theme yet. I do have an affinity for "Here Comes the Boom" by Nelly and Rock's "Hollywood" theme.. Right now, I'll just pick my mood. The next time I'm in Nashville-and 2nd fights for any promotion/city in general - I want to come out to Eric Bischoff's theme. The third time I go to Nashville, I'd like to come out to James Storm's theme. Some combination of those four, maybe convince Thai to record a theme for me when I go out west to fight for StrikeForce.