[The Jewish Cunthead]

What about 10 movie guilty pleasures?

Who are your top 5 stand-up comedians? Favorite bits?

[Batman]

Jul 29, 2009 9:20:17 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

Number 2 is this bi-sexual woman I know that absolutely could not stand me when we first met because and I shit you not, she claimed she was in love with my wife.

Oh, god, people are contantly falling in love with my wife. Very crushworthy. Isn't that the greatest ego boost?

God bless my wife, she saw this and didn't say anything other than "we can play with those later. Let's finish the movie."

Ah, an understanding woman is the greatest thing you can be blessed with.

I'm going for a 8-12 year old range with my book. It's essentially about a couple of adventures I had about 10 before my grandmother got sick. It's divided into four sections. The first three sections are the title of the book "Dumpsters, Dives, and Ditches" with the fourth being a water gun battle that combines elements that happen to me at various times of my life.

Huh, a combination of creative memoir and YA book. Those are two of the biggest publishing crazes around lately, but I can't think when I've really heard of them being combined. Not in modern times anyhow. If you go back a century there's the Little House books. Nothing else comes to mind though.

Who knows?... it could be a big hit...

So, how far are you along in writing it?

Have you ever written any other kind of thing? Fiction? Or a song?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 11:19:17 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Who is your favorite wrestler?

Hands down, The Rock. All the sizzle of Hogan but with the ability to keep me interested in his matches and even if they looked slightly off, his ability to adapt different moves depending on his feuds.

A very close second/third would be a toss up between Benoit and Eddie. I loved Eddie since at least 97, which makes him the guy I've watched and enjoyed the longest until say AJ Styles in a few more years.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move? Your pose? Your ring name?

Seeing as I'll have at least a brief run in the indies barring any injuries, I already have all this thought out.

Ring name: Mr. Mitchell (indies - sort of a take off on the APA. People pay me to fight off their no. 1 contenders, be tag partner, interfere in matches, etc.)

Black Dragon(TNA/WWE if I make it) Basically goofy black Kurt Angle. Altenate gimmick. Sorta creepy fan boy that feels the rookies need to respect the old guard and wait for their chance and will beat on anyone if they disrespect - for example - Kurt Angle. We're talking jumping his next opponent in the back, pie facing the ring announcer for not giving a dynamic enough intro - taking over interviews because "how dare you question this man's pedigree." That sort of thing. Could be a fun gimmick.

Poses: Mr Mitchell - lot of adjusting the tie, rolling up the sleeves, looking at his opponent with disdain or bemusement while he keeps one hand in his pocket. Totally ripping off Iori from King of Fighters, he'll cover his face with one hand and laugh after winning certain matches.

Black Dragon: Chest pound followed by AJ Styles signal for the Clash.

Both personalities will utilize the "cut throat" taunt.

Finisher: Mr Black - TKO (fireman's carry into cutter) called Cutting Expenses/Cost Cutter Alternate finisher is basically an inverted FU called the Deal Breaker.

Black Dragon: The Deal Breaker but caled Dragon Driver Black; On Bended Knee, essentially a combination knee lock and ankle lock. I actually need to relearn how to apply it because I haven't used it in years and it's hard to do against a traing partner in bjj class.

What is your favorite wrestling memory?

So many favorites, I'll have to cop out on this one for now. But most profound would be Benoit winning the title. I'm roughly his size and plan to wrestle a similar (minus the diving headbutts) style and to see Vince allow that rekindled my passion of wanting to do that for a living. It's been a long road, but 2010 you guys will see me make some noise in somebody's promotion.

Who is your favorite MMA fighter?

This is a tough one, but right now, I'm going with Miguel Torres. Dynamic striker, sound ground game, has only lost 1 fight in like six years, his last two fights with WEC that I saw were easily MOTYC and despite the champion's advantage, he never shies away from a beating. No toying with his opponents, no underestimating them, just trying to earn his spot as the main or co-main event of any given show. He should be fighting in a couple of weeks and I already have the DVR set just in case.

What is your favorite MMA move?

I'll break it down as follows:

Favorite to use: Americana or kimura. Depends on what position I'm in.

Favorite strike: I love a good running/flying knee. That will make everyone in the room either go quiet or say "holy shit" if it connects right.

Favorite submission: flying arm bar. I don't know how many Heavyweights have done one, but it's my mission to pull off one either during a tournament my next tournament or during my "gimmie phase" (first two fights maybe) when I turn pro. Who's going to expect 250 lbs flying at them?

Whose gonna win? Fedor or Brock?

I like Fedor, and don't hate Brock, but I loathe Fedor nut huggers more than Brock's so just to shut them up I want Brock to win. More objectively, I don't really know what Fedor's chances are. I mean, who has he really beat in the last couple of years that are comparable to Brock? Experience can never be overlooked, but Brock is learning and adapting and I dare anyone to question his drive to be the best.

I mean just like any other fighter, Fedor can be exploited. Lesser fighters have, but could finish. Kevin Randleman manhandled him and roided up Randleman is just over heavyweight limit. Cro Cop took Fedor to a draw years ago and has been humbled twice since then by less revered fighters. Arvlosky basically jumped into a punch that could have come from a heavyhanded middle weight and the result would have been the same. He was out striking Fedor up until then. Tim Syliva? Please. The guy only looked good when he won that fight before he got suspended for roids and when he knocked out Arvlosky, who has a suspect chin. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah. I don't discount Fedor's skill, but how is he going to stop Brock? I don't see Brock standing and trading and he will take it to the ground whether Feodr wants to or not. I can't see Brock getting caught in one of Fedor's arm bars unless he gets cocky. I see a the fight extending into the second and Brock wins via ground and pound.

What is your least favorite movie of all time?

Part of me wants to say Black Mask 2. But the rest of me wants to say Batman and Robin because it took something pure and good then whored it out with flourescent colors and neon.

If you could be any kind of pro athlete, what would you be, what would be your position, and what would be your number?

Excluding MMA, I'd go with Football, Defensive End, and see if I could sweet talk them into being #24

Your favorite sporting moment?
Your least favorite sporting moment?

You know I don't follow the big three/four as much as most of you guys, so I don't really have a least favorite. One of my all time favorite moments though was back in 94/95 on the night
David Robinson won the MVP award and Hakeem Olajuwan embarassed him and the Spurs in a blow out win.

Do you have any diseases/ailments?[/quote}

Disease free, but I do have slightly bad knees that flare up from time to time. I can jog a mile, come back and do some squats, then not be able to move three days later. Not the next day, or teh day after, but days later. It's weird. They also hurt a little on especially cold days.

What is your drink of choice?

Call me a girl or what have you, but I like anything that masks the flavor of alcohol. Margaritas would top the list.

If I'm trying to prove my manliness/get drunk really fast, I'll drink vodka.

What is your drug of choice?

I am straight edge and thus better than you. Actually, I never got into drugs for 2 reasons - cost and I'm scared they'd actually make me normal or something.

Who's your favorite rapper?

Why I gotta have a favorite rapper huh? Cause I'm black? I'll tell you who I don't like. Solja Boy.

Luda is still clinging to the top spot for me.

If I were to come out and visit, where would you take me to eat?

I'd cook you a meal from scratch, light a few candles, and see where things go...

That are you tell me what you like and we go to the best Atlanta has to offer. I'm not a picky eater. I don't really have a "spot" that I have to go to. I like meat. So whether you fry it, steam it, smother it, bake it, broil it, slapped it between two slices of bread, I'm a happy camper. I had a lasanga sandwich for lunch today because the meat was tasty.

Other forums you frequent?

Not many. I tried 411 a few times and haven't really been there in the last six months and don't feel like I'm missing anything.

OO of course. Rangerboard (Might be gone after this current season ends though) Wienerboard/The W and that's about it. It's like you get comfortable somewhere and you really don't want to go through the hassle of learning all the new personalities and in jokes of a new board.

[Pun]

Jul 29, 2009 9:20:17 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

God bless my wife, she saw this and didn't say anything other than "we can play with those later. Let's finish the movie."

You're just gonna leave us hanging? So, did you?

[salmonjunkie]

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.

Who is your favorite band/artist?

Best concert you’ve ever been to?

Do you own a digital camera?

If so, what is your favorite photo that you've taken with it? Post it.


What is your favorite non-Pixar Disney movie?

Do you play poker?


Who is your favorite actor?

Who is your least favorite actor?


Tupac or Biggie?

Bacon or sausage?

Ketchup or mustard?

Where were you born?

celebrity you would like to meet?

celebrity you have met?

What cities have you lived in?

What is your favorite thing about where you live now?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 15:20:11 GMT -5 Pun said:

Jul 29, 2009 9:20:17 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

God bless my wife, she saw this and didn't say anything other than "we can play with those later. Let's finish the movie."

You're just gonna leave us hanging? So, did you?

Let's just say that the one threesome I've had thus far involved the friend. My wife (which I guess I should say ex, but it sounds wrong for some reason) is aware that it took place.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 13:36:09 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

What about 10 movie guilty pleasures?

Who are your top 5 stand-up comedians? Favorite bits?

Ten is too too difficult for me on account that I don't really watch many movies that are flat out bad or you would feel guilty for liking. I'll give you four for now though.

Three Ninjas
Three Ninjas Kick Back
Love and A Bullet
Rocky V

Top 5 comedians would be:

Richard Prior - favorite bit when he talks about when he got burned

George Carlin - anytime he rips on religion really

Eddie Murphy - Practically anything from Raw

Dave Chapelle - Children's programming (look up his Seasame Street thing on Youtube)

Lewis Black - Politics in general, loved his bit about "adults told me to hide under wood in case of a nuclear fireball"

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 15:59:54 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on? Why?

The Ultimate Fighter. It's the only one that involves doing something I love. I don't wanna be a bachelor or Survive on an island or watch my bride have a meltdown or whatever else is popular these days. Put me in a house full of guys, let us train for free for six weeks, introduce the world to my goofy ass and let me follow in Rashad Evans and Forest Griffin footsteps and win some UFC gold.

The ice cream truck is coming down the street, and you've got 2 bucks! What ice cream would you get?

Cookies and cream ice cream sandwich

Describe the hottest girl you've been with.

Big breasted, caramel skinned securtiy guard at my job. She has curly shoulder length hair and I don't know when I started doing this, but I love tugging on it when I hit it from behind. My God, those lips. They were made for kissing and sucking.

As far as I'm concerned there is no more perfect ass than hers. Big, shapely but not wide; firm, but with a little softness for squeezing. I've been with her twice now. Too bad her estranged husband keeps wooing her back with such frivolties like a house, car, and stability.

Describe the ugliest girl you've been with.

I've tricked myself into thinking that there are no ugly women, only ones less attractive than others. She was a big girl. Big breasts, but equally big belly, and her head seemed a little small for the rest of her body. Oddly enough, she too wanted my wife. If one more woman I've slept with claims this I might start worry about the ramifications.

Who is your favorite band/artist?

VERITAS of course.

Off the top of my head, I love 3 Days Grace. There's at least a half dozen of their songs I keep at work or on my mp3 player at any given time.

Michael Jackson is/was my favorite artist of all time though.

Best concert you’ve ever been to?

Now I'm glad it took so long to get to my spotlight as I can unequivocally say Stevie mutha fuckin' Wonder. That was hands down even better than the SmackDown taping I went to last year and you guys know how big a wrestling dork I am.

To be continued when I get back from the gym.

[Fire-Babe]

1. When are you coming back to OOWF?

2. Is your character a better wrestler than a body guard?

3. When are you coming back to chat so we can talk exercise and bore everyone with that?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You saw Stevie Wonder? Damn.

What would be on your Bucket List?

[Byrntrigan]

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list
2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?
3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?

What game show would I host?
What other martial arts have you studied / would you like to study?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 15:59:54 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Do you own a digital camera?
If so, what is your favorite photo that you've taken with it? Post it.

I'm getting one soon though. Unfortunately, my favorite photo was of the security guard being cheeky for me but alas is lost to the annals of history.

What is your favorite non-Pixar Disney movie?

For now we're going to say the third Rocky. Clubber Lang was the man. I was pissed when I watched it the other day on some network and they had the audacity to cut out the "I pity the fool" line.

Do you play poker?

Used to in homeroom but I suck at it. I am trying to learn Texas hold em cause it just don't seem proper for a Texas boy not to know that game.

Who is your favorite actor?

God this is tough one. I've enjoyed more Will Smith movies, but Morgan Freeman could literally star in "Morgan Freeman reads the Phone Book" and I'd be there on opening night. Coin toss. Morgan Freeman it is.

Who is your least favorite actor?

Another toughy. I try not to actively dislike any actor. In fact I'll just go out on a limb and say Jake Lloyd. Has he done anything since Episode 1? Wait, scratch that. Paris Hilton is supposedly an actress right? Her.

Tupac or Biggie?

Let's consult the library....looks like Biggie wins.

Bacon or sausage?

Sausage!

Ketchup or mustard?

Honey mustard if it counts. Otherwise the red stuff.

Where were you born?

Galveston, TX

celebrity you would like to meet?

Male: The Rock or Duane Johnson or whoever the hell he is.

Female: Oprah Winnfry.

celebrity you have met?

Shook hands with Ron Isley of the Isley Brothers and stared at Kurt Angle like an idiot.

What cities have you lived in?

Port Arthur, TX

Georgia: Morrow, Riverdale, Hapeville, West Atlanta, Norcross, and Sandy Springs

North Chicago/Great Lakes, IL

What is your favorite thing about where you live now?

The proximity of everything. I can literally do just about anything I need. I can see two bars from the front of my apartment complex. There's at least three clubs on the within a five minute ride in either direction. Same with grocery stores. I can jog to my gym in about fifteen minutes. The highway is literally at the end of the block. It's just a great location for a bus rider like me who has friends that can hit the highway and be at my place in twenty minutes or less.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 15:20:11 GMT -5 Pun said:

Jul 29, 2009 9:20:17 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

God bless my wife, she saw this and didn't say anything other than "we can play with those later. Let's finish the movie."

You're just gonna leave us hanging? So, did you?

I actually didn't really answer this question the way I was supposed to.

They put on a little bit of a lipstick lesbian show for me after the movie. Some kissing, a little fondingly. Then they both took of their shirts and that's the closet I've ever come to blowing a load in my pants.

Now don't get me wrong, I love(d) my wife, but I'm only human. We're talking like 8 DDs worth of titties here. So in my infallible wisdom I suggested we finish this upstairs.

The wife didn't want to share me and the friend didn't want to share her so nothing jumped off.

Fast forward one year and a divorce later and I finally get my threesome, though not in the way I expected. That I will leave to your imaginations until such time I write my memoirs or someone gets me really drunk.

[Batman]

I have to say, the fact that you would call yourself more of a boob guy than an ass guy now takes the cake as "biggest revelation of the spotlights" for me.

But I'm not sure if I'm convinced that it's completely so. The question you answered was phrased along the lines of "which do you like better?" which is a really tough judgement call. I think it's more revealing which you're more (or less) willing to do without.

Assuming other factors like personality, face, voice, etc. are equal, which would you be more interested in banging? A chick with an awesome ass, but kind of flat-chested? Or a chick with a great rack but a flat ass? (I know which I would pick.)

Also, you missed (or haven't gotten around to) my follow-up questions about writing.

[Sportsguy]

Top 10 books you'd love to be stuck with on a desert island?
You can be one character in the history of movies, who and why?
You can sleep with one character in the history of movies (Character, not actress) Who and why?
You can change one movie ending in the history of cinema, what and why?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 30, 2009 22:03:10 GMT -5 Batman said:

I have to say, the fact that you would call yourself more of a boob guy than an ass guy now takes the cake as "biggest revelation of the spotlights" for me.

But I'm not sure if I'm convinced that it's completely so. The question you answered was phrased along the lines of "which do you like better?" which is a really tough judgement call. I think it's more revealing which you're more (or less) willing to do without.

Assuming other factors like personality, face, voice, etc. are equal, which would you be more interested in banging? A chick with an awesome ass, but kind of flat-chested? Or a chick with a great rack but a flat ass? (I know which I would pick.)

Also, you missed (or haven't gotten around to) my follow-up questions about writing.

Yeah, I was trying to answer these in the order asked as closely as possible, but I may have accidentally skipped over the book question.

I have a rough draft completed and it seems pretty decent actually. I'm going to spend the next week and a half editing before submitting it to a friend that has a few literary agent contacts. It actually was more fun writing this than nearly anything else because it forced me to accept my childhood didn't completely suck.


As far as the boobs vs booty, sorry to disappoint, but great rack all the way. I just like fondling, sucking, and nibbling on them too much. True, few things beat the feel of a big ass being thrown back against me when I'm hitting it from behind, but big enough boobs will make me overlook it.

In all honesty, I'd be perfectly fine with a girl that's well proportion. A little of both goes a long way. Like I'd take a hand ful of breasts with a shapely, if not big, butt if I could. It rarely works out that way though so I lean towards big breasts. Though because I'm not adverse to getting with bigger women, I usually don't have to worry as they tend to have huge butts and breasts.

I answered "breasts" more from the viewpoint that your average in shape woman, skinny, or only a few pound overweight woman rarely has both and so I'll take nice breasts over nice ass.

Wow, that reply was much longer than I figured it would be.

[Byrntrigan]

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
24. Who won?
25. Did you cry afterwards?
26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?
29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?



32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
33. Why?
34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?
35. Would you change your action looking back?


Do you have any children? I know you said you were married. If so...


27. What was the first thing you told your first child after they were born?
28. Did you cut the umbillical cords of your kids?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 31, 2009 10:12:03 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

23. Have you ever gotten into a fight?

I'm from the streets, son. Not really. But I did spend most of my childhood in the projects, so yeah, it was kinda hard to avoid fighting unless I never went outside. And unlike these fat bastard kids we have now, nothing was more fun than getting outside the house and playing.

24. Who won?

You win some, you lose some. In particular, the worse ass beating I ever received was when I was 7. I fought a 12 or 13 year old and from my kid perspective, didn't think kids got much bigger than him. He whooped me good. My crowning moment of awesome, if you find violence awesome and what not, was the time I took out 4 of the 6 guys jumping my friend singlehandedly.

25. Did you cry afterwards?

When the teenager beat me down, yeah, I cried, not from the pain but from the loss. I even called him out again while bleeding and crying. I was such a sore loser.

26. Have you studied martial arts? If so, what disciplines?

A little karate for a couple of months. Got bored with the katas.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for the last year or so. Love it to death.
Kick Boxing on and off for the last year.
Muy Thai. Just started. Needed a striking discipline that I could commit to and this is it.

29. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
30. Why?

Wong Fei Hong. Just to see how good his was.

32. What's the one defining moment in your life when you look back thus far?
33. Why?

Getting married. It pretty much drew a definitive line between my childhood and my adult hood.

34. Do you regret anything in your life thus far?

Not so much regret as sometimes think back to how things would be different if I had made the military my career.

35. Would you change your action looking back?

Nope. Even taking into account the less than stellar moments, I like me, and me is not a good fit for the armed services.

Do you have any children? I know you said you were married. If so...


27. What was the first thing you told your first child after they were born?
28. Did you cut the umbillical cords of your kids?

None of my own yet. I've been practicing a lot though.

There is a friend of mine that wants me there for her baby because she hates the father, so I might get to cut an umbilical cord then. And I swear to God I will tell her kid "your goal in life is to best me in combat."

[bdoriginal]

[quote author=sergeial board=spotlight thread=4661 post=147387 time=1248893241

Have you ever written any other kind of thing? Fiction? Or a song?[/quote]

I've written dozens of short stories for school that I wish I had saved. I have a few fanfictions and at least original short story floating around the interwebs somewhere.

The one thing from school I really wish I had saved was my contemporary take on Hamlet. That was some of my finer last minute work. I got so into that play I even wrote a song to the tune of one of Slim Shady's song as a tie in. I even rapped the beginning of it before we put on our performance. "Mentally ill in Denmark still. Accidentally kill your father I will. Thinking I won't, Damn it I will. Cause I'm mentally ill in Denmark still"

I wrote a gospel song for a friend. Haven't seen a royalty check yet...

Anyone familiar with Gudam Wing? That shit was the hotness before I joined the military and inspired me to crank out some 40,000 words (good enough for novel length I believe) of sci-fi goodness. As luck would have it, I didn't back it up properly. The first disk I saved it too ended up corrupted, and the other ended up not saving any of the 150 or so pages towards the end.

The computer that I used to write this crashed while I was away at basic and thus, my first foray into novel writing was a failure.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 16:37:45 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

1. When are you coming back to OOWF?

2. Is your character a better wrestler than a body guard?

3. When are you coming back to chat so we can talk exercise and bore everyone with that?

Give me two weeks. I want to finish my second draft of my novel before I committ any brain power to anything else. I'm not as smart as some of you guys.

My character is essentially Kurt Angle at his goofiest. Not Olympic Gold Medal calibur, but at least National Championship.

I would have been in chat this past (7/29) Thursday, but I came home and just died for a few hours. Next thing I know it's almost midnight.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 19:17:17 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

You saw Stevie Wonder? Damn.

What would be on your Bucket List?

Stevie is the man. He's pretty funny too.

Off the top of my head, top 24 in no particular order


-make out with a female wrestler/wrestling personality outside of a storyline
-have a match with AJ Styles and/or Kurt Angle if his body holds
-fight a top heavyweight in MMA
-fight a top heavyweight in boxing
-fight Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
-be an extra/sidekick/antagonist in a movie with Will Smith
-have at least one boy
-go to Japan
-go to Paris
-get married
-buy something stupid (i.e. a gold medalion of me wearing a gold medalion
-meet at least 24 of the guys and gals from OO/Pun
-guest star on whatever my favorite show is at the time
-touch every state in the US
-touch every continent
-sail the Atlantic
-have another threesome
-get published
-learn to play at least 4 songs on guitar
-create my own wrestling company
-help revitalize my hometown
-get my version of kickball made into a sem-pro sport
-wrestle for a World Title
-be the spokesperson for Arizona Tea.

Ambitious I know, but we all have our dreams.

[bdoriginal]

Jul 29, 2009 21:31:34 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

1. Boobies, Milkbags, SweaterKittens, Tits. What's your favority euphamism for boobies? Doesn't have to be in this list

On your list, boobies is classic. In fact, I like when a woman says boobies.

Personal favorite is titties. Don't know why, just like titties.

2. Do you like large, small or are you indifferent to size?

I love big breasts. I've yet to be with a girl that I thought had too much. Though I don't discriminate if they're smaller and have a nice shape.

3. On the corallary of nipples: Describe the type you like please.

The darker the better and a little bigger than the eraser on a no.2 pencil.

A. Do you like game shows?
135. What is your favorite?
12.5. What 1 PH'er could/should be a game show host? What game?
12.75. What game show would you host?

I do like game shows and my favorite is Jeopardy. Good memories of watching that with my grandmother.

I can't remember any game shows off the top of my head, so I'll just say I'd love to see Thai host an Americanized version of a Japanese Game Show like Ninja Warrior and see how many times people try to impress him with Japanese honorifics.

Me, I'm not much hosting. I either want to compete or watch. But for the sake of the question, let's go with the price is right. Then I can be all Chris Rock from In Living Color and exclaim "Good lawd that's a lot of money!"

What game show would I host?

Something with kids, like Double Dare if that still came on. Just to see how you'd interact with them.

What other martial arts have you studied / would you like to study?

Kickboxing on and off for a year. Just started Muy Thai. Karate as a kid, but the katas bored me so I quit. Can't think of much else I'd want to learn.

[Fire-Babe]

Jul 30, 2009 7:27:27 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

Fast forward one year and a divorce later and I finally get my threesome, though not in the way I expected. That I will leave to your imaginations until such time I write my memoirs or someone gets me really drunk.

Or until someone asks you to elaborate in your spotlight, eh?

[bdoriginal]

Jul 31, 2009 15:08:54 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Jul 30, 2009 7:27:27 GMT -5 bdoriginal said:

Fast forward one year and a divorce later and I finally get my threesome, though not in the way I expected. That I will leave to your imaginations until such time I write my memoirs or someone gets me really drunk.

Or until someone asks you to elaborate in your spotlight, eh?

I'd love to tell you guys, but I when I actually use the words "I promise," I try to uphold them. If it was simply about the bi-friend, I'd spill my guts. But the part my ex played in the proceedings is best left to your imagination until such time as she releases me from my promise.

[Byrntrigan]

So she pimped you or someone else out for this huh?

I can respect honoring the promise though.