Not So Dead Yet Fed
Sept 17, 2009 8:40:53 GMT -5
Post by Habs on Sept 17, 2009 8:40:53 GMT -5
So this is my first time doing this, hopefully you guys like it
The not so dead yet fed!
When Stu Hart got to heaven, he saw all these people feuding and arguing over seemingly trial matters, but with no way of settling their differences. So Stu tough of his Dungeon and that it would be a great idea to start up a fed in heaven. But Stu didn’t want to work for nothing so he went and talked with God to know when will Vince die. “If he comes up here next week and steals my idea and pusses me off in a corner, I’m not spending any time on this thing. I don’t want to give him the pleasure of buying me off, making me kiss his ass and having him say “Your fired!” “
God insured Stu that Vince still has way to many years still on earth. Stu was happy.
Thus was born the Not so Dead Yet Fed
The debut venue will go has follow
Commissioner : Stu Hart
Announcer: Howard Cosell. Heaven only have a closed circuit TV network, some people will only hear the matches, so who better than Cosell to make them feel like they are present!
Backstage interviewer: Princess Di. With her charm, sexiness and diplomacy, she can get all the info she needs from everyone.
We start things up with a 3 way dance for the IC title (title left vacant after the Rocket hit a ref across the head during a previous house show… Stu doesn’t alloy that type of behavior). First one to pin each other wrestler once, wins the title.
Maurice “Rocket” Richard vs Rasputin vs William the Conqueror
Next up we have a fall counts anywhere “you won’t conquer me asshole” match. Genghis was going left and right in heaven stating that he could conquer any one at anytime and anywhere. This brought wrath in the heart of Wallace that cut an amazing promo that rallied all of heaven behind Wallace and that can be summed up with the title of the match.
William Wallace vs Genghis Khan
We follow that up with a face vs face match for the title of the fastest man on one lap. Both are mythic Formula One driver, both died on the race track. They were of different eras, and both have thei cult following. But only one can be the fastest man on one lap (Don’t talk to them about that Schumacher guy he didn’t die on the track so he’s a wuss). Now to make sure that these guys fight and not just run around in circle, Stu added a special guess referee/enforcer to the match, none other than the Intimidator himself, who also died on the race track, Dale Earnhart… not a big fan of F1 racing!
Ayrton Senna vs Gilles Villeneuve with special guess enforcer referee Dale Earnhart
In a tag team tactical battle of skill and holds to be JUDGED by the master tactician himself Sun Tzu!
We have the WW2 whiz kids Rommel and Patton vs the Savage duo Shaka Zulu and Geronimo
Then we have ladder match with two ex tag teams that feuded and split up (how original). This originally was to be a tag match with the Roman Founders going after the East Coast West Coast Alliance. Unfortunately (or fortunately) things went sour on both teams, each tag partner accusing the other of trying to steal the show. Well, their will only be one show stopper (and it’s Shawn Micheals) but this match will settle the score once and for all amongst these four.
Romulus vs Remus vsTupac vs Notorious BIG
Hoffa wants to know where is body is. Hoover knows all of America’s secrets. The challenge came naturally, and in a match were the looser has to dress up as a women with the further stipulation that if Hoffe wins he gets to know where is body is we have
Hoffa vs Hoover (he always says Dam)
Final match of the night is for the heavy weight championship of the heavens! Not much history here, everyone hates McVeigh after he won the title by bombing the arena and being the only one left standing to claim the title. Leonidas decided he had seen enough of the no abs Tim and issued a challenge for the Heavy weight championship. At the contract signing, Leonidas just spend 5 minutes yelling and spitting on Mcveigh face, with McVeigh not even flinching. Apparently having Leonidas tell him “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!” didn’t impressed McVeigh.
Timothy McVeigh (champ) vs Sparta’s own LEONIDAS
The not so dead yet fed!
When Stu Hart got to heaven, he saw all these people feuding and arguing over seemingly trial matters, but with no way of settling their differences. So Stu tough of his Dungeon and that it would be a great idea to start up a fed in heaven. But Stu didn’t want to work for nothing so he went and talked with God to know when will Vince die. “If he comes up here next week and steals my idea and pusses me off in a corner, I’m not spending any time on this thing. I don’t want to give him the pleasure of buying me off, making me kiss his ass and having him say “Your fired!” “
God insured Stu that Vince still has way to many years still on earth. Stu was happy.
Thus was born the Not so Dead Yet Fed
The debut venue will go has follow
Commissioner : Stu Hart
Announcer: Howard Cosell. Heaven only have a closed circuit TV network, some people will only hear the matches, so who better than Cosell to make them feel like they are present!
Backstage interviewer: Princess Di. With her charm, sexiness and diplomacy, she can get all the info she needs from everyone.
We start things up with a 3 way dance for the IC title (title left vacant after the Rocket hit a ref across the head during a previous house show… Stu doesn’t alloy that type of behavior). First one to pin each other wrestler once, wins the title.
Maurice “Rocket” Richard vs Rasputin vs William the Conqueror
Next up we have a fall counts anywhere “you won’t conquer me asshole” match. Genghis was going left and right in heaven stating that he could conquer any one at anytime and anywhere. This brought wrath in the heart of Wallace that cut an amazing promo that rallied all of heaven behind Wallace and that can be summed up with the title of the match.
William Wallace vs Genghis Khan
We follow that up with a face vs face match for the title of the fastest man on one lap. Both are mythic Formula One driver, both died on the race track. They were of different eras, and both have thei cult following. But only one can be the fastest man on one lap (Don’t talk to them about that Schumacher guy he didn’t die on the track so he’s a wuss). Now to make sure that these guys fight and not just run around in circle, Stu added a special guess referee/enforcer to the match, none other than the Intimidator himself, who also died on the race track, Dale Earnhart… not a big fan of F1 racing!
Ayrton Senna vs Gilles Villeneuve with special guess enforcer referee Dale Earnhart
In a tag team tactical battle of skill and holds to be JUDGED by the master tactician himself Sun Tzu!
We have the WW2 whiz kids Rommel and Patton vs the Savage duo Shaka Zulu and Geronimo
Then we have ladder match with two ex tag teams that feuded and split up (how original). This originally was to be a tag match with the Roman Founders going after the East Coast West Coast Alliance. Unfortunately (or fortunately) things went sour on both teams, each tag partner accusing the other of trying to steal the show. Well, their will only be one show stopper (and it’s Shawn Micheals) but this match will settle the score once and for all amongst these four.
Romulus vs Remus vsTupac vs Notorious BIG
Hoffa wants to know where is body is. Hoover knows all of America’s secrets. The challenge came naturally, and in a match were the looser has to dress up as a women with the further stipulation that if Hoffe wins he gets to know where is body is we have
Hoffa vs Hoover (he always says Dam)
Final match of the night is for the heavy weight championship of the heavens! Not much history here, everyone hates McVeigh after he won the title by bombing the arena and being the only one left standing to claim the title. Leonidas decided he had seen enough of the no abs Tim and issued a challenge for the Heavy weight championship. At the contract signing, Leonidas just spend 5 minutes yelling and spitting on Mcveigh face, with McVeigh not even flinching. Apparently having Leonidas tell him “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!” didn’t impressed McVeigh.
Timothy McVeigh (champ) vs Sparta’s own LEONIDAS
