Dead Men, Inc.
Sept 18, 2009 23:47:14 GMT -5
Post by Demko on Sept 18, 2009 23:47:14 GMT -5
Announcers: Gorilla Monsoon and Morton Downey Jr.
Fatal four-way:
Catherine II
Xerxes I
Constantine I
Charlemagne
Backstory: For thousands of years, many historical leaders have been nicknamed "The Great". This is the end-all, be-all fight to the finish to see who is "The Greatest".
Battle for the King of Punk:
Sid Vicious vs. Joey Ramone
Backstory: Even though Vicious died many years before Ramone, he holds a grudge against the Ramones for taking the spotlight away from him. Joey claims he just wants to "keep punk alive". Ironic, isn't it?
Make 'em Laugh or Make 'em Cry grudge match:
Sam Kinison/Rodney Dangerfield vs. H.H. Holmes/Joseph Vacher
Backstory: Two of these man made hundreds of thousands of people laugh. Two of them made hundreds of people cry. Can you tell who the heels are in this one?
Blackbeard vs. Leif Ericson vs. David Carradine
Backstory: Pirates vs. Vikings vs. Far East Mystics. The classic battle for supremacy.
Joan of Arc vs. Marie Antoinette
Backstory: Joan gave her life to save the Republic of France, until that bitch Marie Antoinette gave it all away for nothing. Joan says she's going after Marie because "God told me to". Marie just claims that this match will be "a piece of cake".
Ladder match:
"Bullet" Bob Hayes (w/Tom Landy, manager) vs. Walter Payton
Backstory: Who is the fastest man alive? According to these two, it's one of them, and this match will prove it. The first man up the ladder to grab the football hanging there will be victorious. Landry brings a bit of uncertainty to the match, as he is a wily strategist.
Mixed Loyalty, Mixed Tag match:
Joe DiMaggio/Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis vs. John F. Kennedy/Nicole Brown Simpson
Backstory: John F. Kennedy was reunited with the love of his life in the afterlife in May of 1994. One month later, Nicole Brown Simpson showed up, and ruined everything. JFK fell deeply in love with NBS, and the two of them ran off together, leaving Jackie O all alone. Fortunately for her, she was able to find a common bond in Joe DiMaggio, as they had both been burned by Marilyn Monroe during their living years. The Yankee Clipper says he asked for this match to give Jacky-boy a lesson in manners. Jackie just claims she wants to "cut that bitch's throat a second time".
Fatal four-way:
Catherine II
Xerxes I
Constantine I
Charlemagne
Backstory: For thousands of years, many historical leaders have been nicknamed "The Great". This is the end-all, be-all fight to the finish to see who is "The Greatest".
Battle for the King of Punk:
Sid Vicious vs. Joey Ramone
Backstory: Even though Vicious died many years before Ramone, he holds a grudge against the Ramones for taking the spotlight away from him. Joey claims he just wants to "keep punk alive". Ironic, isn't it?
Make 'em Laugh or Make 'em Cry grudge match:
Sam Kinison/Rodney Dangerfield vs. H.H. Holmes/Joseph Vacher
Backstory: Two of these man made hundreds of thousands of people laugh. Two of them made hundreds of people cry. Can you tell who the heels are in this one?
Blackbeard vs. Leif Ericson vs. David Carradine
Backstory: Pirates vs. Vikings vs. Far East Mystics. The classic battle for supremacy.
Joan of Arc vs. Marie Antoinette
Backstory: Joan gave her life to save the Republic of France, until that bitch Marie Antoinette gave it all away for nothing. Joan says she's going after Marie because "God told me to". Marie just claims that this match will be "a piece of cake".
Ladder match:
"Bullet" Bob Hayes (w/Tom Landy, manager) vs. Walter Payton
Backstory: Who is the fastest man alive? According to these two, it's one of them, and this match will prove it. The first man up the ladder to grab the football hanging there will be victorious. Landry brings a bit of uncertainty to the match, as he is a wily strategist.
Mixed Loyalty, Mixed Tag match:
Joe DiMaggio/Jaqueline Kennedy Onassis vs. John F. Kennedy/Nicole Brown Simpson
Backstory: John F. Kennedy was reunited with the love of his life in the afterlife in May of 1994. One month later, Nicole Brown Simpson showed up, and ruined everything. JFK fell deeply in love with NBS, and the two of them ran off together, leaving Jackie O all alone. Fortunately for her, she was able to find a common bond in Joe DiMaggio, as they had both been burned by Marilyn Monroe during their living years. The Yankee Clipper says he asked for this match to give Jacky-boy a lesson in manners. Jackie just claims she wants to "cut that bitch's throat a second time".
