HFWA Rd. 1: Stu vs. Tarheel Mike vs. BTR
Sept 21, 2009 9:10:59 GMT -5
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Stu's Timeless Wrestling Alliance: Unforgotten
Tag Team Championship Match
The Old Age Outlaws (John Dillinger and Billy The Kid) vs. Law is War (Seth Bullock and Elliot Ness)(c)
Special Ref: Buford Pusser
Bill Finger vs. Bob Kane
If Bill Finger wins, he gets his name listed as co-creator on all Batman works from now on. If not, he gets nothing, and has to redraw all his issues of Batman using Kane's stupid "Red Zorro with Wings" design of the character.
Women's Title
Calamity Jane vs. Boudica (c)
First Blood Match
Jack The Ripper vs. Ted Bundy
Inter-Era Championship
Tesla vs. Baird vs. Oppenheimer (c)
Bra and Panties Match
Bettie Page vs. Farrah Fawcett
Kung Fu Team-Up Over The Top Rope Battle Royale
Bruce Lee and Wong Fei Hung vs. Jack The Ripper, John Dillinger, Bob Kane, Oppenheimer, Billy The Kid, Ted Bundy, Calamity Jane, Nikola Tesla, Buford Pusser, Bill Finger, Elliot Ness, Boudica, John Logie Baird, Seth Bullock
World Championship
Spartacus vs. Hannibal (c)
Main Event:
3 Stages of Hell
Stage 1: Singles Match
Stage 2: Casket Match
Stage 3: Buried Alive match
Bela Lugosi vs. Boris Karloff
VERSUS
Tarheel Mike's Drop Dead Fed
Open Challenge
"Pretty" Paul Newman vs. "The Rock" Rocky Marciano
DDF Tag Team Championship
Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin vs. Pat Morita & Andre the Giant
PBS Grudge Match
"Mister" Fred Rogers vs. Bob Ross
Pride of the Yankees Grand Slam Tag Team Match
Babe Ruth & Lou Gehrig vs. Gary Cooper & James Stewart
"I Resign" Match
Richard Nixon vs. George Washington
Elimination Six Man Tag Team Match
Jimi Hendrix, Jam Master Jay, & Rick James vs. Jim Jones, David Koresh, & James Earl Ray
Desert Storm Steel Cage Match
Saddam Hussein vs. "The Duke" John Wayne
VERSUS
BTR's Intellectual Wrestling Cooperative: GENIUSFEST
War Games Match: Writers v. Artists
William Shakespeare, Ernest Hemingway, John Milton, Herman Melville
Vs.
Michalengelo, Leonardo da Vinci,Raphael, Donatello
Philosophical Truth Elimination Match (winner’s philosophy is one that is deemed “the truth”)
Nietzche vs. Plato vs. Thomas More vs. Ayn Rand
Electric Steel Cage Match
Ben Franklin
Vs.
Thomas Edison
Cockpit Match (Like a casket match, but you have to stuff your opponent nto the cockpit of a single-engine plane). Guest referee: Amelia Earhardt
Orville Wright and Wilbur Wright
Vs.
Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford
The “I Wonder What’s Going to Happen” mixed tag match:
Judas Iscariot and Anne Frank
Vs.
Benedict Arnold and Helen Keller
Announcer: Oscar Wilde
Tag Team Championship Match
The Old Age Outlaws (John Dillinger and Billy The Kid) vs. Law is War (Seth Bullock and Elliot Ness)(c)
Special Ref: Buford Pusser
Bill Finger vs. Bob Kane
If Bill Finger wins, he gets his name listed as co-creator on all Batman works from now on. If not, he gets nothing, and has to redraw all his issues of Batman using Kane's stupid "Red Zorro with Wings" design of the character.
Women's Title
Calamity Jane vs. Boudica (c)
First Blood Match
Jack The Ripper vs. Ted Bundy
Inter-Era Championship
Tesla vs. Baird vs. Oppenheimer (c)
Bra and Panties Match
Bettie Page vs. Farrah Fawcett
Kung Fu Team-Up Over The Top Rope Battle Royale
Bruce Lee and Wong Fei Hung vs. Jack The Ripper, John Dillinger, Bob Kane, Oppenheimer, Billy The Kid, Ted Bundy, Calamity Jane, Nikola Tesla, Buford Pusser, Bill Finger, Elliot Ness, Boudica, John Logie Baird, Seth Bullock
World Championship
Spartacus vs. Hannibal (c)
Main Event:
3 Stages of Hell
Stage 1: Singles Match
Stage 2: Casket Match
Stage 3: Buried Alive match
Bela Lugosi vs. Boris Karloff
VERSUS
Tarheel Mike's Drop Dead Fed
Open Challenge
"Pretty" Paul Newman vs. "The Rock" Rocky Marciano
DDF Tag Team Championship
Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin vs. Pat Morita & Andre the Giant
PBS Grudge Match
"Mister" Fred Rogers vs. Bob Ross
Pride of the Yankees Grand Slam Tag Team Match
Babe Ruth & Lou Gehrig vs. Gary Cooper & James Stewart
"I Resign" Match
Richard Nixon vs. George Washington
Elimination Six Man Tag Team Match
Jimi Hendrix, Jam Master Jay, & Rick James vs. Jim Jones, David Koresh, & James Earl Ray
Desert Storm Steel Cage Match
Saddam Hussein vs. "The Duke" John Wayne
VERSUS
BTR's Intellectual Wrestling Cooperative: GENIUSFEST
War Games Match: Writers v. Artists
William Shakespeare, Ernest Hemingway, John Milton, Herman Melville
Vs.
Michalengelo, Leonardo da Vinci,Raphael, Donatello
Philosophical Truth Elimination Match (winner’s philosophy is one that is deemed “the truth”)
Nietzche vs. Plato vs. Thomas More vs. Ayn Rand
Electric Steel Cage Match
Ben Franklin
Vs.
Thomas Edison
Cockpit Match (Like a casket match, but you have to stuff your opponent nto the cockpit of a single-engine plane). Guest referee: Amelia Earhardt
Orville Wright and Wilbur Wright
Vs.
Charles Lindbergh and Henry Ford
The “I Wonder What’s Going to Happen” mixed tag match:
Judas Iscariot and Anne Frank
Vs.
Benedict Arnold and Helen Keller
Announcer: Oscar Wilde
