[Mikey]

www.wwe.com/inside/news/snanemcmahonresigns

Wow.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Snane? Did Byrnie write that press release?

[The Canadian Content]

Is it too early to speculate that he's going to buy TNA?

[Mikey]

"You're not even my father anymore. From here on, you will simply be known... as Vince."

[BTR]

Vince is totally going to job him out to Hornswaggle.

Or join the Kiss-My-Ass club.

Or make out with Linda.

[Byrntrigan]

Oct 16, 2009 9:01:35 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Snane? Did Byrnie write that press release?

What? I didn't tell you?

Yeah, I'm a writer for the WEW now.

I plan on bringng back the wNo, and Hockamania bruddah!

oh and Coco P. Ware - I loved that guy's chicken. He could be a pirate now...

[Habs]

Byrne, you made me laugh! Exalt man!

[Attitude Adjuster]

Dear Dad,

I warned you for years that the WWE was becoming a clusterfrick. But if you insisted upon making John Cena and Randy Orton your key feud for the next 20 years, I've had enough. It's bad enough knowing those two idiots were on television on a weekly basis, but even worse to know that they--in part--are the reason I continue to get paid. What the hell, Dad? Remember the days of Bruno Sammartino, Jesse Ventura and Adrian Adonis, Bob Backlund (before he went ape-shit crazy) and The Wild Samoans. Dad, Captain Lou Albano is already turning over in his grave, and I'm not sure he's buried yet. In fact, you're probably part of the reason he died. Hell, even Hulk Hogan was better than this crap because he had a personality. Come on! John Cena? Randy Orton? Are you trying to make the fans' eyes bleed?

With this letter, I tender my resignation. I think I'm going to find a soup kitchen to work at, or maybe Jack-in-the-Box. Your stuff is crap, Dad.

Shane

P.S. If you think I'm jobbing to Hornswoggle before I leave, think again. I'll smash that little midget between a rigpost and a steel chair before I lay down for him. And go kiss your own steroid-pimpled ass if you think it's so funny.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

That's an exalt for AA

[Demko]

I'm honestly hoping they'll setup a farewell match for him of some sort. It's the least (and I really mean THE LEAST) Vince can do for Shane at this point.

With the loss of Linda to politics and now this, it's the NEW and IMPROVED WWE! With 50% less McMahon!

[Attitude Adjuster]

Oct 16, 2009 13:54:37 GMT -5 Demko said:

With the loss of Linda to politics and now this, it's the NEW and IMPROVED WWE! With 50% less McMahon!

Unfortunately, they still have the two biggests Camera Huggers in the family still on TV. At least Shane and Linda knew that a 20-minute McMahon promo was NOT the way to get ratings.

[thom]

Yes, Solly - that was definitely an exalt!

I just hope this that Steph (and HHH, of course) will be better at running things than Vince has the past few years.


ETA: Just out of curiosity, why does my Karma keep going down?

[Byrntrigan]

Oct 16, 2009 14:38:06 GMT -5 thom said:

Yes, Solly - that was definitely an exalt!

I just hope this that Steph (and HHH, of course) will be better at running things than Vince has the past few years.


ETA: Just out of curiosity, why does my Karma keep going down?

Welcome SMITES~!?

[Sportsguy]

Exalt to AA

[Fire-Babe]

I wouldn't get too excited. He's probably just resigning to help Linda with her campaign. He'll be back when that crashes and burns.

[Road Warrior Shark]

My first thought was with such a fast, unexpected resignation, this smacks of a family medical issue.

I hope not

I'm just saying

[Attitude Adjuster]

Oct 16, 2009 14:38:06 GMT -5 thom said:

ETA: Just out of curiosity, why does my Karma keep going down?

I was going to be all cool and smite you and then explain why your karma is dropping. But I pushed the damn "Exalt" link instead. So to make up for it, I will smite you every time I can for the entire weekend. You have been warned.