[Batman]

Nice segment. Could be the start of one hell of a feud.

[Lucky]

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 8, 2010 18:51:32 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Why edit out the "drool" comment?

[Mr. Dashbee]

Dana White comments on Taz's challenge
Posted by Larry Csonka

What did Dana have to say?

Dana White provided some press time today to discuss UFC 115: Liddell vs. Franklin. Most of the discussion was around that particular fight, but one reporter was there with two questions about UWC 1: New Revolution.

How do you feel about the trades Dashbee has made in this draft?
It's tough to see people he had targeted come off the board, but if those trades hadn't happened, we wouldn't have those three guys we do have, either. So I like the trades. I'm happy with our roster after 3 rounds, and keep in mind guys, we have a lot of picks at Greg's disposal.

Can you confirm The Great Muta vs. Taz for UWC 1?
Confirm it? That's [expletive] crazy. We have 3 guys on our roster, we can't immediately pair two of them up. I'm glad that Taz wants one of the best in the world. That says a lot about him. And it would be a great match, one I'm sure we'll do when the time is right. But he needs to have a little patience. Dashbee wants to build a great card overall, and one that can build to future cards. So maybe it'll happen at UWC 1, maybe it won't.

[Mr. Dashbee]

The following post is 100% fake, meant for the entertainment of the Pun's House community.

PWInsider just got off the phone with AJ Styles in light of his recent trade to the UWC.


By Mike Johnson

Mike Johnson: AJ, how are you feeling about the trade?

AJ Styles: I feel great, Mike. This whole draft is just crazy. They involved other guys that I have a ton of respect for, and like 6 picks, all for me. It's kind of overwhelming.

MJ: Did you want to go?

AJ: You know, either place is a great place to be. The DWI may be less proven that an organization backed by Zuffa. But Zuffa has never done wrestling. You know the DWI was going to be well funded, put on great matches and get quite creative. The UWC has Dana White's UFC marketing push behind it, and also has the money to invest in the company. It's really a win-win for me either way.

MJ: Have you talked to anyone on the roster?

AJ: I got a text from Jay Briscoe about the trade. It would have been great to work with him, but it's business. Jay's a great guy.

MJ: Looking at the roster, who do you want to face at UWC 1?

AJ: You know, I feel like I can have a great match with anyone on that roster. And the story we can tell in the ring if very different with each. But you know the one guy I really want to face? The Great Muta. He's legendary, and was ahead of his time. I don't think it gets any better than AJ Styles vs. The Great Muta. Are you listening Dashbee?

MJ: Alright AJ, I know you've got to run, but thanks for your time and let's do it again soon.

AJ: Anytime Mike, thanks.

[Batman]

I'm picturing a "No, *I* want a shot at Muta" feud between AJ and Taz now. Not that anything's settled. Nice.

[Mr. Dashbee]

The camera fades into a dark room, with a man sitting at a table, with a towel over his head. The man is Taz. The camera cuts to the man at the table, looking down at a contract. We see that it's a talent contract for the UWC--Taz's contract.



Taz: Here it is, my contract for the Ultimate Wrestling Championship. Unsigned.

The camera cuts to highlights of Muta, with this quote playing underneath.

Jun 9, 2010 11:53:30 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

Can you confirm The Great Muta vs. Taz for UWC 1?
Dana White: Confirm it? That's [expletive] crazy.

Taz: Fucking crazy?

Taz produces an official UWC bout agreement, and the camera shows that it's signed by The Great Muta. Only The Great Muta.

The camera cuts to highlights of AJ Styles's trade announcement, with this quote playing underneath.

Jun 11, 2010 14:36:40 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

AJ Styles: ... you know the one guy I really want to face? The Great Muta. He's legendary, and was ahead of his time. I don't think it gets any better than AJ Styles vs. The Great Muta. Are you listening Dashbee?

Taz signs the bout agreement.

Taz: There's only one more person who needs to sign.

The camera pans down to the final required signature to make the match happen. Dashbee's.

Taz: You want me to sign this? [Taz points to the UWC talent contract.] Then you sign this. [Taz points to the Muta-Taz bout agreement that needs Dashbee's signature.]

Taz looks down at the two legal documents, then back at the camera.

Taz: I hear Brew City Wrestling, the World Wrestling Federation and Fucking Extreme Wrestling would love to have Taz. Ball's in your court, [sarcastically] Mister Dashbee.

Taz gets up and leaves, taking the UWC talent contract with him. The Muta-Taz bout agreement remains on the table.

We see a hand pick-up the contract, and tears it up. The lights come up, and this face is smiling for the camera.



The camera zooms in on Hero, who changes his demeanor to fake intnesity.

Chris Hero: [Fake intensity, mocking Taz's prior promo.] Taz!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Dana White appeared on Las Vegas's KBAD 920 AM sports talk radio this morning. The talk was mostly MMA & UFC 115, but they did ask about the Taz contract issue.



Generic Local Sports Talk Radio Host: So what's the deal with the UWC? Wrestling?

Dana White: Wrestling is big business, and we plan to take this thing to a completely different level. It's going to be huge.

GLSTRH: Taz was always one of my favorites. What's up with his contract status?

DW: I'm pretty pissed at Taz right now. He's holding us up for a match against Muta. Listen, you want Muta. Great. Yyou're not alone. We gave up a lot to get AJ Styles, so we have ot keep that in mind as he wants Muta, too. And he's signed his contract. We've got a hell of a roster--there are a lot of great matches for him and Muta. But to make signing your contract contingent on it. That changes my tune completely.

GLSTRH: Changes your tune...how so?

DW: You're not bigger than this company. Seriously, it makes me feel like "[expletive] that guy." We ain't letting him hold up anything. He was a steal in the third round, he's a first round talent. But I don't care who you are, no one is bigger than this company. And to say other companies want him? No, [expletive] that. To every other PWA promoter: he's not available. If he doesn't sign, he can order the PPV and watch it on TV like everyone else. We have the rights to Taz, and we're not giving it up.

GLSTRH: So he might be inactive?

DW: Listen guys, I've had a great time traveling to see these guys and get them signed. We're flying up to see Petey today. Dashbee and I are talking today, and then he's flying to talk to Taz individually. He's been the only difficult one. I think Greg will get the deal done. I hope so. We'll see.

[Mr. Dashbee]

UWC preparing for negotiations with Taz
Posted by Larry Csonka

What is planned?

Credit: Pwinsider

Dana White sat down with Dashbee this morning in preparation for Dashbee's meeting with Taz this evening. White then had a UFC 115 post event conference call, and Dashbee fielded a few UWC-related questions.

On his discussions with Dana this morning: Wrestling is a different beast than MMA. Guys fight a handful of times per year. Wrestlers have matches all the time. Taz wouldn't have to wait that long if he doesn't face Muta at UWC 1. Although Dana & I see it a little differently, neither of us wants Taz sitting on the sidelines.

On discussions with Taz outside of his public comments: We've talked, but his stance is no different. He knows the media force that will be behind this event. He even told me that he believes this is the best match for the company. But make no mistake about it, it's personally driven for him. He wants Muta. And he wants the first crack. I don't think he wants someone else to beat him first, he wants to take him out right away.

On Chris Hero's challenge: I was a little surprised to see Chris interject himself. He's an amazing talent, both on the mic and in the ring. It's an intruiging match-up. But Chris needs to understand I have to resolve other things first before I solidify where we go with him.

On his meeting with Taz tonight: These things are negotiations. Regardless of any differences we have in opinion, Dana & I both need Taz to understand that we're running this thing, not the wrestlers. This isn't the NBA, the wrestlers don't make high level, main event decisions. I do. Once he understands that, I think we'll be good.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Earlier today, Dashbee announced the selection of Human Tornado as the next member of the UWC roster.

When called for comment, The Human Tornado advised he was driving with a friend at the moment.

Human Tornado: Ah man, I'm thrilled to get picked. More money at a higher pick than the last two years, and I'm reforming 2 Skinny Black Guys with my boy. Ain't that right?

Tornado hands the phone to his friend...

El Generico: Si!

[Mr. Dashbee]

We finally received video footage of the Taz contract negotiations. The following package has been made to sum up the situation for all of the UWC fans...

Video opens with Dashbee in Dana White's office...

Dana White: So what are you gonna do?

Dashbee: We need this guy. He's implied a trade, so his trade value immediately goes down.

Dana White: Oh, I get that. But he needs to understand that he doesn't run this company, we do. If he's not on board with that, he's out.

Dashbee: Listen, I understand. But this isn't the UFC. This stuff works differently. And he's the most volitile personality we have.

Dana White: I'll say this. I want to accomplish two things when you meet with him. Get him under contract, and prove that he understands that you're in charge, not him. Not him!

Dashbee: Done. I won't sign him until he gets that.

Dana White: Are you nervous? Because he strikes me as the kind of guy who won't hesitate to take your head off! [Laughs]

Dashbee: [Laughing, nervously] You're 100% right. He's kill me if he needed me to.

Dana White: Do we really need to tape all of this stuff? I've never had a public negotiation like this.

Dashbee: That's wrestling. If it doesn't happen on TV, it doesn't matter. This matters, so we need to put it on TV.

Dana White: Alright, catch your flight. Good luck.

Dashbee: Thanks, I'll call you.

[Man hug is shared.]

The video cuts to Taz sitting in the dark room, with the same contracts on the table. Dashbee walks in, very nervous.

Taz: Dashbee, come in. It's okay, just have a seat.

Dashbee: Listen, I want to get this thing done.

Taz: You and me both, man. And I want Muta.

Dashbee: I know, I know. We'll get you there.

Taz: I want him first. I don't want anyone to beat him but me. No fluke upsets, no roll-ups. I'm taking him out!

Dashbee: I know, I can't guarantee it at UWC 1, but it will happen by the end of the showdowns.

Taz: Yeah, but--

Dashbee: Listen--

[Taz glares at Dashbee for interrupting him.]

Dashbee: Sorry, man. Sorry. Listen. There's a lot of money on the table. A lot of money. Check this out.

[Dashbee hands Taz a new copy of the contract.

Taz: Nice, I like that.

Dashbee: Yeah, you're worth it to us. Take that into consideration, but you need to understand that I'm in charge here. I run this thing. What I can promise you is this. The 25% bump over what we already offered, and I guarantee, barring injury, that you'll get Muta by UWC 3.

Taz: By 3?

Dashbee: By 3.

Taz: Done. But if he gets hurt--

Dashbee: Listen, I get it. He's not injury prone. You--

Taz: I'm what? Are you saying I'm injury prone! By god, I'll--

Dashbee: Woah, woah. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that you--you will get your crack at Muta.

Taz: Alright. It's done.

[Taz signs his contract. Dashbee signs it, and presents him with his signing bonus check.]

Taz: Pleasure doing business with you.

Dashbee: I appreciate it.

Taz: This deal is guaranteed, right? I can't be fired?

Dashbee: Everyone is guaranteed through the end of the showdowns.

Taz: Excellent.

Dashbee extends his hand, and Taz ACCEPTS! Dashbee pulls away and seems ready to leave when Tax pulls him back, grabs him and destroys Dashbee with an Arm & Head Tazplex throuth the table! Dashbee is out, and staffers start to run around to get the lights on. Taz gets to his feet, and suddenly gets GREEN MIST to the face! The lights finally come on, but it's just Taz & Dashbee...no Muta. Medical staff attends to Dashbee and Taz, but Taz pushes them off and finds a camera.

Taz: [Face still covered in green mist.] Muta...MUTA! You're about to discover the bad side of Taz. All these years, everything I did in ECW? That was my good side. Beat me...if you can. Survive...if I let you!

Taz walks off as staff still attends to Dashbee.

[Mr. Dashbee]

We have reviewed some of the raw footage from the Taz-Dashbee contracting negotiations, and the results are very interesting. See for yourselves...

Footage is shown frm the opposite angle after Taz has put Dashbee through the table. There is some production equipment that would normally be off camera, and it provided just enough light. As Taz gets up, he gets hit in the face with trademark Muta green mist. Except the figure we can see looks nothing like Muta. He's tall, pale, and you can see he has long red hair. And despite wearing street clothes, he's wearing a green elbow pad with the letters "CH" on it.

We have contacted Chris Hero for comment about his possible involvement in the Taz contract signing, but have received no response to date. However, we did receive a rather interesting, and unexpected, phone call from a party who has been uninvolved in this situation to date. We cannot comment on that phone call until Chris Hero is reached.

More on this as it develops...

[Mr. Dashbee]

The Ultimate Wrestling Championship issued a statement on the recent events involving Taz, Chris Hero, The Great Muta, AJ Styles and the main event for UWC 1: New Revolution.

Video opens with a montage of the events that lead up to this announcement, including Taz’s challenge to Muta, AJ Styles’ comments saying he wants to face Muta, Chris Hero interjecting himself into the mix with Taz, and the eventual meeting that saw Taz put Dashbeee through a table, and Hero masquerading as Muta to spew green mist at Taz.

Dashbee: First off, I want to thank our great fans for your patience as we waited to release a statement. The time you’ve waited was due to several factors. First and foremost, is the fact that I spent a few days in the hospital under observation due to the concussion I suffered when Taz put me through the table. The second factor was my desire to contact all involved parties to come up with a proper resolution. And a resolution has been reached, but you’ll need to show a little more patience as I have another announcement to make.

A UWC “Divisions” logo flashed on the screen, including graphic renderings of four championship belts.

Dashbee: Prior to my concussion, I was planning our release that would inform everyone of the structure of the UWC, and our championships. Contrary to some rumors, we won’t have 3 5-minute rounds, judges scoring or any of that jazz. This is the UWC, not the UFC. What we will have is three distinct divisions for our wrestlers to compete within. First off, we’ll have a Cruiserweight Champion, with a weight limit of 215 pounds. The cruiserweights represent what many to believe the most athletic and exhilarating brand of wrestling in the world today. The weight limit will be strictly enforced, as you must make weight to challenge for the title. If the champion fails to make weight, the challenger will still be afforded their title shot at that very event--but if the champion retains, the title will be vacated. The first ever UWC Cruiserweight Champion will be crowned at UWC 1: New Revolution. I am in the process of selecting the two competitors best suited to compete to be crowned the first champion, and will make an announcement as soon as possible.

Second, anyone following the PWA draft will see that we are currently building a very competitive tag team division. Once the division is set, plans will be put in motion to crown the first ever UWC World Tag Team Champions. I have some exciting plans for the crowning of these champions, and while there will be no official tournament or placement matches at UWC 1, all of our tag teams will be given an opportunity to shine.

Finally, the UWC is proud to announce that we will work towards the crowning of the first ever UWC World Heavyweight Champion. The wrestler that holds this title will truly be considered the best in the world. Much like the tag team division, the events of UWC 1 will be the springboard for how this champion is crowned.

Now, about the main event of UWC 1: New Revolution. Since he was drafted, Taz has requested a match against The Great Muta. His method has been unorthodox to say the least, and in any other industry, he’d be out of a job. But this is professional wrestling--and even if it goes against better judgment and common sense, Taz is still an active member of our roster. So Taz made it clear that he wants Muta. Since I closed the blockbuster trade with Darling Wrestling International to acquire “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles, he has been adamant about who he wants to face at UWC 1...also The Great Muta.

Chris Hero has interjected himself into this mix through his actions. Hero was given the opportunity to explain himself to me, and he provided one simple answer: “I have something to prove.” Chris is right, because there are talents on our roster that have done more in their careers and are a bigger “draw” than Hero, and more deserving of a main event caliber match. Add to that the interesting phone call I received—from Bad News Brown. Brown wants the biggest and the baddest that the UWC has to offer. But he’s also taken exception to Chris Hero’s actions, sticking his nose into others’ business to elevate himself up the card. Brown’s old school--you want to work your way up the card? Win matches. Brown made it perfectly clear that he’ll gladly beat up anyone I put in front of him, but if at all possible, he’d love the chance to rearrange the face of Chris Hero.

The final piece to that puzzle is The Great Muta himself. Muta has been watching as everyone issues challenges, silent with his own opinion. Through a translator, I was able to speak with Muta while he is over in Japan, and his response to what has gone down was exactly as I had expected. He’ll face any of them, or he’ll face all of them. Muta wants everyone to know that he is no stepping stone, and intends to put himself in position to be the very first competitor to wear the UWC World Heavyweight Championship.

So do I go with Muta vs. Taz? What about Muta vs. Styles? Does Chris Hero even fit in, or does he face some Bad News? Well Bad News...you’ll need to wait for another day to get your hands on Chris Hero. I appreciate you stepping up, and you will be rewarded with one of the biggest and baddest the sport has to offer. That announcement will come as soon as your opponent signs the necessary paperwork. But the competitors in our main event have signed everything they need to. And they all get what they want. You see, when Muta said he’d face any or all of them, the answer was easy.

highlights of all 4 wrestlers are shown, ending with this graphic.



Dashbee: At UWC 1: New Revolution, four world class competitors will be given the chance to show the world, live on Pay-Per-View, that they are the man to beat in the UWC. Four men will be given the chance to position themselves at the top of the pecking order for the UWC World Heavyweight Championship. At UWC 1, we’ll have a Four-Way Elimination Match with “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles vs. “That Young Knockout Kid” Chris Hero vs. “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz vs. The Great Muta. Four men will enter, three will be eliminated and one will stand at the forefront of a roster all gunning for the UWC World Heavyweight Championship.


UWC 1: New Revolution
Live on Pay-Per-View!

[Eric O'Mac]

I love it Dash. Awesome ideas for the division. I like the main event idea as well, although, I had a very similar idea with my company as well. Don't know if I'll change it up or not.

[DevSop]

Looking at the roster, if you go with Brock/Sheamus that might be friggin awesome. I don't think 2010 Sheamus is that great, but the potential for that matchup is really intriguing to me.

[Eric O'Mac]

Question: Will you be doing inter-division match ups? I flirted with the idea of a Crusierweight Title last year in my company, but ultimately didn't have the numbers for it.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 21, 2010 17:12:30 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

I love it Dash. Awesome ideas for the division. I like the main event idea as well, although, I had a very similar idea with my company as well. Don't know if I'll change it up or not.

The divisions are pretty basic, but they make sense. I thought of using an X-Division, but decided to go with cruiserweights instead. It seems like what a Zuffa owned company would do.

The 4-Way wasn't the original idea, but I'm planning for 5 or 6 potential cards. I'm holding back a little on card #1 by not going with the straight up main event I had originally planned. I'm hoping the card will be strong enough to advance, because #2 & #3 have the potential to be phenomenal. The UFC purposely stays away from bracketed tournaments, which is really hard for me since I love tournaments. So I'm challenging myself to get more creative with how I crown my champions, while keeping it as interesting as a tournament would be.

Jun 21, 2010 17:33:04 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Looking at the roster, if you go with Brock/Sheamus that might be friggin awesome. I don't think 2010 Sheamus is that great, but the potential for that matchup is really intriguing to me.

It's not 100% set, but I'm leaning in the direction of Brock Lesnar vs. Sheamus and Bad News Brown vs. Takeshi Morishima as two of the top singles matches for the first card. That and a plan I have for Ultimo Dragon should make UWC 1 a good card. I really like the idea of Brown and Morishima beating the ever living crap out of each other.

[Mr. Dashbee]

We have received word that Dashbee has been asked to attend an event set-up in Brock Lesnar's hometown outside of Minneapolis. Dashbee will leave tonight on a charter flight paid for by Brock's camp.

While Dashbee has gotten no indication of what Brock has planned, rumors are rampant that Brock is not happy about all of the attention that has been given to other wrestlers on the roster--and none to Brock himself. Coming off of a mild concussion, we hope Dashbee doesn't find himself in another physically dangerous situation.

'Cause Brock's a big motherfucker!


UWC 1: New Revolution
Live on Pay-Per-View!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: Undisclosed arena outside of Minneapolis. The arena is small and old, filled to capacity with no more than 5000 fans. Possibly an old fairgrounds type building. There is no big set, just basic lighting and an old, 4-sided ring in the center, all black. There is a basic curtain entrance with only one screen above it. The lights come up, and the fans cheer. No UWC logo can be found, but the video screen and sound system show this (in very poor quality).



Brock Lesnar enters the building to a huge ovation! Brock takes the mic in the center of the ring, with a simple spotlight shining down on him.

Brock Lesnar: Wow, I didn’t expect that kind of reaction, I really didn’t. It feels really good to be back in a wrestling ring. It feels really good to be training for a wrestling match again. And I have to admit, it feels really good to hear what I heard, to feel what I felt, and to have the rush that I have when I step through that curtain knowing that I am back to doing with I was born to do--wrestle!

Crowd: Brock! Brock! Brock!

Brock Lesnar: [no longer happy But you know what doesn’t feel good? Being ignored. Being completely ignored by a company that invested serious money in my contract, and a very high draft pick as well. Now, you’ll notice that I wasn’t the first pick off the board, or even the first pick of his company. Yeah, that’s a mistake, but one that I guess we’ll have to live with. But since Dashbee drafted me, how many Brock Lesnar promos have you heard? How many press conferences? How many websites have even interviewed Brock Lesnar? The answer to all three of those questions is the same: zero. No graphic, no teasers, no anything! And the worst part? In roughly a month, I will have a match on the biggest pay-per-view debut in wrestling history, and I have no idea who I’ll be wrestling! But yet a four way elimination match has been announced, and it’s already termed the “main event?” Well, that’s just bullshit! I have nothing but respect for The Great Muta, Taz, AJ Styles, and ... [Brock turns to someone on the floor.] What’s his name? Chris what? Really? That’s stupid. [Back to center ring.] and Chris Hero! But all this focus on who’s challenging who, who’s accepting what match, and so on and so forth--and no one cares about me. No one cares about Brock Lesnar. Well Mr. Dashbee, I know you’re back there, what do you say we bring you out and get me a match!

Crowd cheers and turns to the entrance, but no one emerges. Finally, a new video plays on the screen.



Sheamus: Well there you are, huh fella? There you are, talking about how all the focus should be on you. Well I have one question for ya. Why?

Brock Lesnar: Why? Why? Why! I’ll tell you why! Because I’m a three time WWE Champion, because I was “The Next Big Thing,” because my shooting star press is legendary, because I’m a UFC champion, because I am Brock Freakin’ Lesnar! That’s why!

Sheamus: Wow, that’s moighty impressive, let me tell ya. Well after this past weekend, I’m a two time WWE champion, and I beat John Cena, the prototoipe, the company made man, both times! No one handed my anything, I took it! And you know the best part? I’m not a has been. I’m on top of the wrestling world--NOW.

Brock Lesnar: Has been? HAS BEEN!? The way I see it, once you finally step into the ring with me, you’ll go down as a never was. I’ll squash you like the green rookie you are, and send your pale ass packing back to Ireland.

Sheamus: Oh you think so, huh? Well I don’t think so, fella. I don’t think so at all.

Brock Lesnar: Well then what are you gonna do about it, rookie?

Sheamus: Rookie? Rookie, huh? This is what I’m gonna do about it!

Sheamus charges Lesnar with the belt, but Lesnar ducks and immediately lifts Sheamus up for the F5. Sheamus slips out and pushes Brock head first into the corner. Brock, slightly groggy, turns around and is met with a pump kick! Brock is down, and slowly gets up--only to be met with another pump kick! Brock gets up again and eats a third and final kick. Sheamus takes to the floor, going under the ring to reveal a lead pipe!

Sheamus: Brock, a simple handshake and a challenge would have worked. It’s too late now, you made me involve the lead poipe! And involve it I will!

Sheamus continues to beat down Brock with the lead pipe until security finally hits the ring. Both men are separated, with Sheamus down on the floor. Brock refuses to be helped up, and makes it to his feet on his own. Brock grabs the mic.

Brock Lesnar: Dashbee. Dasssshbbeeeeeeee! Let’s make this official right now. Sheamus, you obviously found a reason to not like me, and I can say I already don’t like you. I’ve been waiting since last year to get it on. So get your Triple H facial hair and get in this ring so I can kick your ass right now!

Sheamus moves towards the ring, until his actions are interrupted by a familiar figure on the video screen.

Dashbee: Woah, woah, woah, whoah! You really think I’m going to give this match away for these fans--none of whom who actually paid, mind you. But at UWC 1: New Revolution? That’s when we can see this one. So in about a month, live and on pay-per-view, it’ll be Sheamus! Versus! Brock Lesnar! Thank you and good night!



Lesnar and Sheamus exchange glances until we finally fade to black.


UWC 1: New Revolution
Live on Pay-Per-View!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Jun 21, 2010 17:46:10 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Question: Will you be doing inter-division match ups? I flirted with the idea of a Crusierweight Title last year in my company, but ultimately didn't have the numbers for it.

I totally missed this one the other day, sorry. In a word, yes. AJ Styles immediately comes to mind, as he is the right size for the Cruiserweight Division (billed at 215), but is currently in the World Heavyweight Title mix. He'll be involved in both, and I purposely set the weight limit at 215 so Styles could crossover.

[Mr. Dashbee]

The Ultimate Wrestling Championship is excited to make this announcement about our first ever pay-per-view event, UWC 1: New Revolution!

As had been previously announced by Mr. Dashbee, UWC 1 will see the crowning of our first ever World Cruiserweight Champion! The Cruiserweight division has long been considered one of the most exciting in all of wrestling, popularized by an international resurgence in the 90's as WCW Monday Nitro expanded to a three hour format all the way through the revolutionary X-Division in TNA [It's not about weight limits, it's about no limits! Until we made it about weight limits for a storyline, of course!] Dashbee is hard at work reviewing film to select the two challengers who will step inside of the six-sided ring to compete for this prestigious crown. At least...he was! Dashbee has issued the first contract for this exciting match, and it was immediately signed and returned to the UWC office. The first challenger is arguably the best cruiserweight in wrestling history. He is the most decorated of the athletes in this weight class and has achieved legnedary status across the globe. It should be no surprise that this man can walk right into the UWC and be given an opportunity to wear the UWC World Cruiserweight Championship. Ultimo Dragon.



As for the second participant? The UWC has entered an agreement with Spike TV to broadcast multiple live specials leading up to New Revolution. It is on one or more of these cards where the second challenger will be determined--in the ring. Will the UWC breakdown and hold a tournament? Will a different be selected? Who will win? Tune in and find out!



UWC 1: New Revolution
Live on Pay-Per-View!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Petey Williams recently made a red-carpet appearance on the arm of Trish Stratus at some random Canadian Awards Show. The red-carpet bimbo knew nothing about wrestling, so she kept asking Trish about a return to the ring.

Bimbo: So Trish, when can we expect to see you rough up some wrestlers in the WWE again?

Trish Stratus: Well, the WWE doesn't exist anymore thanks to the PWA draft, but I'm biding my time to see what Vendetta Pro Wrestling has in store for me.

Bimbo: Great. Who is this with you?

Trish: This is Petey Williams, he's been signed by The Ultimate Wrestling Championship, owned by Dana White and the UFC.

Bimbo: Well great! Thanks for stopping by, Petey.

[Petey grabs the microphone.]

Petey Williams: Wait just a second. You see, Maple Leaf Muscle is being ignored too often nowadays, and I know Dana White and Mr. Dashbee want to see guys step up. [Looks into the camera.] Gentlemen, I want my shot. You declared the Ultimo Dragon one of the challengers for the World Cruiserweight Championship? Well give me the other spot. I don't care who I have to go through to get it, the way I see it, it's my spot to take.

Bimbo: Well well, I like this Petey. You free later?

[Trish looks at Petey, smiles and shrugs, so Petey answers.]

Petey: Yeah, I think we have room for a third!


UWC 1: New Revolution
Live on Pay-Per-View!

[Mr. Dashbee]

The Ultimate Wrestling Championship released a video hyping the formation of The 3 Kenny’s. The video features all three wrestlers against a black background, with the camera shot changing who it shows when the speaker changes. The camera is always in motion, too. The speaker indicated below is talking as a narrator, the wrestlers shown on screen are never shown speaking.

Screen: pans across Kenny Omega, Kenny King & Kenny Dykstra
Kenny Omega: The 3 Kenny’s.
Screen: Kenny Dykstra
Kenny King: We’re brash.
Screen: Kenny Omega
Kenny Dykstra: We’re athletic.
Screen: Kenny King
Kenny Omega: We’re successful.
Screen: Kenny Omega wrestling highlights
Kenny King: Just try to stop us.
Screen: Kenny Dykstra wrestling highlights
Kenny Dykstra: This ain’t no Spirit Squad.
Screen: Kenny King wrestling highlights
Kenny Omega: We’re not here for the spirit of competition, either.
Screen: pans across Kenny Omega, Kenny King & Kenny Dykstra
Kenny King: We’re here for gold.
Kenny Dykstra: Gold.
Kenny Omega: Gold.
Screen: Kenny Omega
Kenny King: Hadouken!
Screen: Kenny Dykstra
Kenny Omega: The can’t miss prospect.
Screen: Kenny King
Kenny Dykstra: The Pretty Boy Pitbull.
Screen: Kenny Dykstra
Kenny Omega: Three men.
Screen: Kenny Omega
Kenny King: Men.
Screen: Kenny Omega
Kenny Dykstra: Men of honor?
Screen: Kenny King
Kenny King: Heh.
Screen: Kenny Dykstra
Kenny Omega: Win at ALL costs.
Screen: Kenny Omega
Kenny Dykstra: All costs!
Screen: pans across Kenny Omega, Kenny King & Kenny Dykstra
Kenny Omega: Freebird rule?
Kenny King: Always applies.
Screen: Kenny King.
Kenny Dykstra: Always.
Screen: Kenny Dykstra
Kenny King: The Three.
Screen: Kenny Omega
Kenny Dykstra: Kenny’s.
Screen: pans across Kenny Omega, Kenny King & Kenny Dykstra
Kenny Omega: Watch out.
Kenny King: We’re coming.
Kenny Dykstra: The 3 Kenny’s.



UWC 1: New Revolution
Live on Pay-Per-View!

[Eric O'Mac]

Oh My God, I can't wait til someone kills Kenny.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Let's take a listen around the UWC rumor mill!

Here are the Top 10 rumors are flying around backtage and throughout the IWC regarding the Ultimate Wrestling Championship...

1. Michelle McCool is campaigning for a "showcase" match at UWC 1 where her Teacher's Pets can show off their skills.

2. No one thinks Dashbee will give them a pair of cupcakes to beat up.

3. Several cruiserweights are being considered as potential opponents for Ultimo Dragon at UWC 1, including Petey Williams, Justin Gabriel, Roderick Strong and Alex Koslov, as well as tag team division members Primo Colon, El Generico & The Human Tornado.

4. It's expected that Dashbee will hold some sort of multiman match, or even possibly a mini tournament to determine Dragon's opponent.

5. No decision has been made on The 3 Kenny's claim that "the Freebird Rule applies."

6. Dashbee had Dana White 100% sold on who he wanted to use as a color commentator, but he was drafted by another owner. White was so impressed--and likes the idea of using a current wrestler to break down the action--that he's told Dashbee to try and trade for him.

7. It's believed that all three championships will be captured by UWC 3.

8. Dana White recently previewed the 6-sided ring, and is very happy with the look. He also got a viewing including the Six Sides of Steel, and is excited about the prospect of a steel cage match.

9. Dashbee has no intentions of holding a cage match at UWC 1.

10. While nothing has been announced, Bad News Brown has been informed of his opponent for UWC 1, and he is very happy. Happy is all relative with Bad News Brown...it's not like he smiled or anything. He might have smiled a little.