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@god_Damn_Batman

TV elite are all at the Emmys tonight. Leno. Snooki. The cast of Glee. If Scarecrow attacked, I'm not sure I'd try to stop him.

Keep it up, Alfred. Every sassy joke is another million WayneTech dumps into robot butler R&D.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World is 113 minutes long. Scott Pilgrim vs The Batman? 1.84 seconds. That includes the credits.

Yes Alfred, I DO find it convenient the only waterfall in Gotham isn't a popular hiking destination even though there's a road leading to it.

Sorry folks. The Most Interesting Man in the World doesn't do beer commercials. He wears a cape and cripples d-bags wearing question marks.

[murgen]

That is one of my favorite twitter accounts...Drunk Hulk and Lit Crit Hulk are also damn funny.

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he lost me at "d-bags"

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"Circus Acrobat" is a dead-end career, Robin, I'm just saying. Maybe Two-Face did your family a favor. (great, now he's crying...)