Rogues
Sept 10, 2010 12:25:32 GMT -5
Post by Batman on Sept 10, 2010 12:25:32 GMT -5
The Mastermind
Vandal Savage-- Immortal. Genius. Caveman.
...but at one point or another he's defeated every single one of you. He's even dealt ME the occasional setback.
But the question is... can he defeat us all... at the same time?
The Rogues
Captain Boomerang-- He's a criminal who uses boomerangs.... That's it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [sigh] You tried to hurt me and all your efforts just bounced back onto yourself! You know what that is? That's a boomerang. And I like boomerangs. Yeah, I said it--I like boomerangs! What, you want to make something of it?
Captain Cold-- He has a cold gun. Has sort of a workingman's ethic towards super-villainy.
The thing people don't get is--this is a JOB. And I'm damn good at my job. Which means: I stay alive, I stay out of jail, and I make a profit. Period.
Heat Wave-- he's a pyro with a hi-tech flamethrower.
That's bullshit and you know it, Cold! There are easier ways to make a crooked buck in this world. The only reason to do this is if you have a passion for it, if it brings some joy into your life.
Me? I just like to watch things burn...
Mirror Master-- he can walk through mirrors.
Every mirror is a portal... A portal into its own tiny universe.
But also... a portal into your soul.
Weather Wizard-- his scientist brother invented a way to control the weather. He decided to use this for crime--even over his brother's dead body.
Power! It's all about power! I'd kill my own brother for power!
...oh, wait... I already did!
The Trickster-- A stuntman and special-effects artist who turns to crime primarily for the thrill and challenge of fighting a super-hero!
Sure, I'm a bad guy, but I'm not a bad guy. It's all about the rush for me--the challenge.
Do you think I'd bother with robbing banks and such if he wasn't out there trying to stop me? If it was about the money, I could make more by selling my inventions instead!
Abra Kadabra-- A stage magician from the far future who travels back to our time hoping to gain greater fame. When this doesn't work as well as he hoped, he turns to spectacular heists for publicity.
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic...
And vice-versa, of course!
The Archenemy
Professor Zoom-- a speedster from the future who is bizarrely intent on ruining the Flash's life.
A man may have many enemies, but only one nemesis, my old friend. I am yours, just as you are mine.
These others... irrelevant!
The Hero (ostensibly)
The Flash-- he's the fastest man alive, and he fights super-powered maniacs. This is all you need to know.
I know what you're interested in. You don't want to hear about my hot girlfriend--you have your own romantic troubles to think about. You don't want to know what I do in my spare time. (Ha!) You don't want to know how I got my powers. (It's too ridiculous to believe, anyway.) You just want to see me fight.
You're right, too. Fighting lunatics with weird abilities really is the coolest part of my life.
Vandal Savage-- Immortal. Genius. Caveman.
...but at one point or another he's defeated every single one of you. He's even dealt ME the occasional setback.
But the question is... can he defeat us all... at the same time?
The Rogues
Captain Boomerang-- He's a criminal who uses boomerangs.... That's it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [sigh] You tried to hurt me and all your efforts just bounced back onto yourself! You know what that is? That's a boomerang. And I like boomerangs. Yeah, I said it--I like boomerangs! What, you want to make something of it?
Captain Cold-- He has a cold gun. Has sort of a workingman's ethic towards super-villainy.
The thing people don't get is--this is a JOB. And I'm damn good at my job. Which means: I stay alive, I stay out of jail, and I make a profit. Period.
Heat Wave-- he's a pyro with a hi-tech flamethrower.
That's bullshit and you know it, Cold! There are easier ways to make a crooked buck in this world. The only reason to do this is if you have a passion for it, if it brings some joy into your life.
Me? I just like to watch things burn...
Mirror Master-- he can walk through mirrors.
Every mirror is a portal... A portal into its own tiny universe.
But also... a portal into your soul.
Weather Wizard-- his scientist brother invented a way to control the weather. He decided to use this for crime--even over his brother's dead body.
Power! It's all about power! I'd kill my own brother for power!
...oh, wait... I already did!
The Trickster-- A stuntman and special-effects artist who turns to crime primarily for the thrill and challenge of fighting a super-hero!
Sure, I'm a bad guy, but I'm not a bad guy. It's all about the rush for me--the challenge.
Do you think I'd bother with robbing banks and such if he wasn't out there trying to stop me? If it was about the money, I could make more by selling my inventions instead!
Abra Kadabra-- A stage magician from the far future who travels back to our time hoping to gain greater fame. When this doesn't work as well as he hoped, he turns to spectacular heists for publicity.
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic...
And vice-versa, of course!
The Archenemy
Professor Zoom-- a speedster from the future who is bizarrely intent on ruining the Flash's life.
A man may have many enemies, but only one nemesis, my old friend. I am yours, just as you are mine.
These others... irrelevant!
The Hero (ostensibly)
The Flash-- he's the fastest man alive, and he fights super-powered maniacs. This is all you need to know.
I know what you're interested in. You don't want to hear about my hot girlfriend--you have your own romantic troubles to think about. You don't want to know what I do in my spare time. (Ha!) You don't want to know how I got my powers. (It's too ridiculous to believe, anyway.) You just want to see me fight.
You're right, too. Fighting lunatics with weird abilities really is the coolest part of my life.