Dear Ziggy
Nov 7, 2007 14:35:42 GMT -5
Post by salmonjunkie on Nov 7, 2007 14:35:42 GMT -5
Many of you know I'm a huge Spider-Man fan. I've been reading his comics since I don't know when, and he is my favorite superhero. I remember geekiung out for the first two Spider-Man movies and being very pleased with the result. So as a huge fan of the first two movies, I was originally going to watch Spider-Man 3 opening night. I never got a chance to, and my schedule at the time didn't allow me to watch the movie at all. With nearly everybody I know saying it wasn't very good and with you declaring it was the worst superhero movie ever, it kind of kept me from seeing the movies in the theater.
My roommate rented on DVD yesterday. We watched it.
Holy shit. Holy SHIT. That was really fucking bad. Let me say it agian. REALLY. FUCKING. BAD. The action sequences were good, and the CGI for Sandman and Venom were just amazing. However, some of the web-swinging stuff - especially the Peter/Harry fight in the beginning looked too green-screeny, which is just unacceptable in 2007. But aside from that, this movie was just ABSOLUTE SHIT. Spider-Man 2 is my second favorite superhero movie of all time, right behind Batman Begins. Spider-Man 3 is going to tie Superman IV with the worst superhero movie I've ever seen. (I've never seen Electra, Catwoman, or LXG). The shit between Peter and MJ was just eye-rolling. In fact, MJ was downright terrible. I cringed everytime she came into the scene, which is a shame since I wanted to fuck her madly in the first two movies. And Peter as a prick in the dark costume was at first entertaining, but then that whole scene in the Jazz Club was one of the stupidest scenes of all. When Peter hits MJ and the whole fucking club stops - the music, even the motherfucking bouncers, just stop to GASP and stare, and be OMG HE JUST HIT A GIRL LET'S STAY STILL AND SEE WHAT THAT ASSHOLE DOES NEXT! THAT DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE (neither do alien symbiotes that attach to you and make you a douchebag, but still). Also, Topher Grace doing a "menacing" voice with a shitty effect makes Venom sound like a fucking 8 year old boy using the Snake Mountain microphone to be scary. Actually, that was scarier.
All in all, this movie sucked major donkey balls. Fuck Spider-Man 3.
My roommate rented on DVD yesterday. We watched it.
Holy shit. Holy SHIT. That was really fucking bad. Let me say it agian. REALLY. FUCKING. BAD. The action sequences were good, and the CGI for Sandman and Venom were just amazing. However, some of the web-swinging stuff - especially the Peter/Harry fight in the beginning looked too green-screeny, which is just unacceptable in 2007. But aside from that, this movie was just ABSOLUTE SHIT. Spider-Man 2 is my second favorite superhero movie of all time, right behind Batman Begins. Spider-Man 3 is going to tie Superman IV with the worst superhero movie I've ever seen. (I've never seen Electra, Catwoman, or LXG). The shit between Peter and MJ was just eye-rolling. In fact, MJ was downright terrible. I cringed everytime she came into the scene, which is a shame since I wanted to fuck her madly in the first two movies. And Peter as a prick in the dark costume was at first entertaining, but then that whole scene in the Jazz Club was one of the stupidest scenes of all. When Peter hits MJ and the whole fucking club stops - the music, even the motherfucking bouncers, just stop to GASP and stare, and be OMG HE JUST HIT A GIRL LET'S STAY STILL AND SEE WHAT THAT ASSHOLE DOES NEXT! THAT DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE (neither do alien symbiotes that attach to you and make you a douchebag, but still). Also, Topher Grace doing a "menacing" voice with a shitty effect makes Venom sound like a fucking 8 year old boy using the Snake Mountain microphone to be scary. Actually, that was scarier.
All in all, this movie sucked major donkey balls. Fuck Spider-Man 3.