[The Canadian Content]

Simmons
Luke Skywalker: Chris Pine
Han Solo: Bradley Cooper
Princess Leia Organa: Jennifer Garner
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Paul Newman
Lando Calrissian: Dwayne Johnson
Chewbacca: Sid Eudy
Yoda: Harry Shearer
C-3PO: Kelsey Grammer
Uncle Owen: Robert DeNiro
Aunt Beru: Diane Lane
Darth Vader: Isaac Hayes
Emperor Palpatine: Terry O'Quinn
Grand Moff Tarkin: Timothy Olyphant


Stu
Luke Skywalker: Matt Damon
Han Solo: Brad Pitt
Princess Leia Organa: Gemma Arterton
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oliver Reed
Lando Calrissian: Chiwetel Ejiofor
Chewbacca: Richard Kiel
Yoda: Ted Raimi
C-3PO: Doug Jones
Uncle Owen: Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Aunt Beru: Annette O'Toole
Darth Vader: Tony Todd
Emperor Palpatine: John Noble
Grand Moff Tarkin: Bill Nighy

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Simmons

[Stu]

Come on! Simmons has got Han Solo as Luke, an american Obi Wan(I doubt eating a hundred boiled eggs is a staple of Jedi training), Homer Simpson as Yoda, a C3PO who's pompous when he should be effeminate/camp, an Owen who goes "I need you for the crops this year, Luke. You can go to the academy next year, awlright? Awlright? Eh? Ehh? Awlright? Cah'monnnn!" a soul-playing Vader and Seth Bullock/Hitman/the killer from Scream 2 as Tarkin!

[creepy]

Hey man, I voted you.

[Sportsguy]

No hard feelings, Congratulations Stu.

[Stu]

Yeah, thanks for the competition.