This movie is horrible. I haven't wanted to walk out of a movie in ages, but this came pretty fucking close. The film is a fucking joke. It's just really really mind-numbingly bad. The audience turned on the thing half way through it because it was so fucking dumb. Anyway, here's my review:
I mean, it really isn't offensive to Scots unless you take offense to being herded up north and left to rot in your own disease-ridden filth. So, pretty much like it is right now.
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When I first saw the trailer for this my immediate reaction was: "yes, in the coming Apocalypse, all of the survivors will be totally punk. That makes all kinds of sense."
Post by salmonjunkie on Mar 25, 2008 16:25:14 GMT -5
operationretard said:
you might want to rewrite that review.
all it did was make me WANT to see the movie.
drunk, of course.
In LA, we have two theaters that have 21+ screenings that have a bar at that particular screen. I would totally watch this movie there, and that's the only damn place I'd watch it.
Post by Byrntrigan on Mar 25, 2008 18:35:14 GMT -5
I thought it was fun in a mind-numbingly popcorn movie way.
Not horrible, and a fun way to spend 2 hours that's not sex or other vices
I just felt that Neil Marshall (director of Descent and the super-de-dooper awesome Dog Soldiers had a huge hard on for Mad Max / Road Warrior and that's why most of the future people are all punk.
Plus, the lead actress and Sol's girlfriend in the movie are teh hot. Oh, and how fucked up is it that I hear someone in a movie named Sol and immediately think of our Solly.
Fuck, I need to know more jews...
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see. i told you byrne was the way to go here. like i said, he's a big dork. -- Ziggy, 2009
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I mean how could I possibly NOT want to see a film that you claim calls on Romero films, Mission Impossible, Escape From New York, Aliens, Road Warrior, Lord of the Rings, James Bond, Gladiator and probably about 6 or 7 other movies? They should quote your review in the trailers and newspapers. Just images of whatsherface in tight leather with quotes from your review.
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
How could you not? How about, if instead of "calling on them" they rape them instead. Would you wanna watch that? I know Ziggy would, but you, Lucky? You advocate rape? You sick fuck.
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Only if its rape that has been described in so many strange and intriguing ways that I have no possible explanation for what it actually is.
I mean stomach bursting zombie elves in space wearing spikes in a thunderdome being fought by a British secret agent gladiator! That's the best idea I have of what this movie actually is! I have to know!
Or don't do either. If you can't find an image you like at either than don't force it. Just give me something you like and which will look good on the board.
I mean stomach bursting zombie elves in space wearing spikes in a thunderdome being fought by a British secret agent gladiator! That's the best idea I have of what this movie actually is! I have to know!
I'll tell you right now... your imagined scenario is SO much more interesting than what Doomsday actually it. Orders of magnitude greater.
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