[creepy]

Back by somewhat popular demand, here's a 2T/1L. I'll make this quick. Vote for the lie.



1. One day back in October, I took, for various reasons, 4 showers in an 11 hour period time frame.

2. One day back in October, my cable got cut off due to a slight oversight on my bill (we didn't pay it). And I wanted to watch a game so I figured I'd just go to the bar. But I figured I'd blow $50 on a bar tab and risk driving home drunk so I just bought a 12 pack and rented a hotel room a few blocks away. I rented a room to watch a sporting event. As soon as the game was over, I turned the key in and walked back home.

3. One day back in October, I was cleaning out a drawer and found a Visa Gift Card from last Christmas. I almost just threw it away because I figured that I would not have forgotten about it if there was still money on it (this is not something I'd be likely to do). But in throwing it away I shortarmed the waste basket so I figured it was fate. I had no idea how much, if any, money was on the card so I tried it at Target for a purchase and found it had $85 on it.


So, which is it? Super clean, paying ticket price for a 27" experience TV experience, or an unexpected shopping spree?

I'll try to do a few more of these.

*I figured I'd fix these before they got Solly'd.

[Habs]

I'll go for cable cause it's called a taxi and it's cheaper then a motel room.

And i keep forgetting gift certificates all the time, so that's sounds more than plausible to me.

And I always figured creepy was a some sort of male hooker that took showers before every client... I just tought he was better than only having 4 clients in a 11 hour period time frame

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Going with the cable too

[creepy]

Dec 21, 2010 9:57:45 GMT -5 Habs said:

And I always figured creepy was a some sort of male hooker that took showers before every client... I just tought he was better than only having 4 clients in a 11 hour period time frame

Awesome on about 4 different levels.

[Road Warrior Shark]

motel room and a six pack cheaper than a $50 beer tab? Gotta be false

[The Jewish Cunthead]

BUMP - what's the answer, Salty Lips?

[creepy]

Well, the voting ended with:

4 Showers - 0 votes
Motel room - 4 votes
Gift Card - 2 votes

(I forgot to have a closing date on this)

The answer is: I lied about the Visa Card thing. I think I found a Visa Gift Card a year or so ago that I figured was empty but had about 5 dollars on it, so that got me a sixer or so, but no way did I short arm it and let fate decide that I should look. And no way did it have that much money on it.

The shower thing? I have to be clean. When growing up, I used to get up, shower, mow the lawn and then shower again afterwards on my days to mow. If I leave the house, I gotsta shower. Sex? Both gotta be clean. I tell my wife sometimes "shower if you wanna fuck." It sometimes works, but I won't without a shower and sometimes I shower afterwards, too.

That day I woke up, showered, ran some errands like getting fit for a tux and........ that might have been it actually, showered, went to work for a few hours, showered, went to eat at our Chinese food place and then came home because when your bank repeatedly says "update your check card or we'll put a hold on your account thus locking you out of any money you have in the bank", they mean it. Didn't get to the show that we wanted to see. We chased a fire in the sky for an hour or so and then went home. I showered again.

The motel thing? Completely true. I didn't want to go to the bar because my wife had class that night and I didn't want to wait for her to get out of class to go to the bar and I didn't want to make her go and not drink just so she could bring my drunken ass home later. And we've gotten to the point that we won't drive even after one drink (way too many accidents happening involving drunks these days, my wife even knows this girl who got hit at 10 am from a drunk driver and was in a coma for a few months. She started doing better, now she's taking a turn for the worse. And she has a 6 month old daughter).

So I just grabbed some beer and walked to a motel a coiuple of doors down. It's actually not too bad of a place for $50 bucks a night and it's only about 5 years old. There was a little weird smell emanating from within and a meth lab was busted a few years back in one of the backside bottom floor rooms. Our room was in a backside bottom floor......... During the game, my wife showed up with egg and cheese sandwiches she made from home after her class got out. When the game was over, we packed up our stuff, turned in the key to a puzzled night desk guy and walked home. Worse part about it? Rockets lost to the Lakers by 2 in the opening night game. Paid the bill the next morning and had the cable back by 8 am.


I know that sounded like I'm drunk right now, but I haven't had any booze in a few weeks. Kinda dig this sober stuff. We also got a Keurig. This thing kicks ass as I was always too lazy to make coffee and then clean the pot. Just too much work. But this thing...... This thing right here.........

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Dec 28, 2010 3:42:57 GMT -5 creepy said:

We also got a Keurig. This thing kicks ass as I was always too lazy to make coffee and then clean the pot. Just too much work. But this thing...... This thing right here.........

This thing looks like it'll cost you a fuckload of money for those K-cups. $15 for 24 cups of coffee? That better be some great fuckin' coffee, Ace.

[creepy]

It's pretty good. We got it because we would always go to Starbucks and drop ten bucks on some coffee and it just got ridiculous. So with her bonus she wanted to drop some coin on this thing so who was I to argue?

[Habs]

We have a machine like that at the office. it's pretty good for 1 cup. I would still recommend an espresso machine instead, better coffee but a little more complex to operate. So now that your sober Creepy, go for the espresso machine.