Demko's Average Teams of Mediocrity
Jan 4, 2011 11:39:12 GMT -5
Post by Demko on Jan 4, 2011 11:39:12 GMT -5
Honor Amongst Thieves:
Leader: Robin Hood
Members:
Han Solo
Chewbacca
Captain Mal
Remington Steele
Hudson Hawk
You got a safe, they'll crack it. You've got a bank, they'll rob it. You've got a train, they'll hijack it. But with Robin on the team (he's found his new band of Merry Men), they've all agreed to share some of the profits with the impoverished.
In The Trenches
Leader: Morpheus
Members:
Shaft
Gambit
The Shadow
Spike
Blade
Morpheus is ready to lead his team of badasses in trenchcoats into battle. Each and every one of his team members kicks some ass, and while there might be a bit of infighting between Blade and Spike, Blade realizes that he's a vampire with a soul, so he's cutting him some slack, since they're both fighting for good.
The Council of Elders
Leader: Gandalf the White
Members:
Dumbledore
Yoda
Mr. Miyagi
Merlin
Professor X
Who do you go to when you need advice? You talk to the most experienced team in the known universe,that's who! If these guys can't give you an answer to your question, then it's a question that doesn't need answering. They've all been known to take down a bad guy or two in their extensive time on Earth/Dagobah.
The B-Team
Leader: John "Hannibal" Smith
Members:
MacGyver
Jayne
Michael Westen
Dana Scully
KITT
Hannibal's done it again. He's put together a mercenary team with the expertise and experience (and just plain muscle) to tackle any problem. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the B-Team.
Leader: Robin Hood
Members:
Han Solo
Chewbacca
Captain Mal
Remington Steele
Hudson Hawk
You got a safe, they'll crack it. You've got a bank, they'll rob it. You've got a train, they'll hijack it. But with Robin on the team (he's found his new band of Merry Men), they've all agreed to share some of the profits with the impoverished.
In The Trenches
Leader: Morpheus
Members:
Shaft
Gambit
The Shadow
Spike
Blade
Morpheus is ready to lead his team of badasses in trenchcoats into battle. Each and every one of his team members kicks some ass, and while there might be a bit of infighting between Blade and Spike, Blade realizes that he's a vampire with a soul, so he's cutting him some slack, since they're both fighting for good.
The Council of Elders
Leader: Gandalf the White
Members:
Dumbledore
Yoda
Mr. Miyagi
Merlin
Professor X
Who do you go to when you need advice? You talk to the most experienced team in the known universe,that's who! If these guys can't give you an answer to your question, then it's a question that doesn't need answering. They've all been known to take down a bad guy or two in their extensive time on Earth/Dagobah.
The B-Team
Leader: John "Hannibal" Smith
Members:
MacGyver
Jayne
Michael Westen
Dana Scully
KITT
Hannibal's done it again. He's put together a mercenary team with the expertise and experience (and just plain muscle) to tackle any problem. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the B-Team.
