[The Canadian Content]

Mikey's 60 Minutes in Texas

WarGames
THE NEW WORLD ORDER
Kevin Nash
Scott Hall
Jeff Jarrett
X-Pac
Buff Bagwell

vs.

THE CHAIN GANG
John Cena
Lex Luger
Crush
Wrath
Ahmed Johnson

2/3 Falls Tag Match -- Tag Team Titles
Harlem Heat: Booker T & Stevie Ray (c) vs. The Killer Bees: Jim Brunzell & B. Brian Blair

I Quit Match
Bad News Brown vs. Mr. T

Elimination Chamber Match -- Women's Title
Madusa (c) vs. Wendi Richter vs. Akira Hokuto vs. Noriyo Tateno vs. Itsuki Yamazaki vs. "The Queen of Extreme" Francine

TLC Tag Match
Too Cool vs. The Rock & Roll Express

Pure Wrestling Rules Match -- Intercontinental Title
Nick Bockwinkel (c) vs. Jack Brisco

Survivor Series Elimination Tag Match
THE HULKAMANIACS
Hulk Hogan
David Von Erich
Kerry Von Erich
The Patriot
Billy Kidman

vs.

THE BLACK WARRIORS
The Ultimate Warrior
Sid
Papa Shango
Heidenreich
Zeus

Hell in the Cell Iron Man Match -- Heavyweight Title
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin (c) vs. Terry Funk


DashBee's DashleMania 2!

WarGames
The Nexus
Wade Barrett
Justin Gabriel
Ezekiel Jackson
Heath Slater
Husky Harris

vs.

The New New “Woo Woo” Nexus (You Know It!)
Zack Ryder
David Otunga
Skip Sheffield
Michael Tarver
Darren Young

2/3 Falls Tag Match -- Tag Team Titles
Austin Aries & Roderick Strong (champions) vs. Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards

I Quit Match
Jack Swagger vs. Ken Shamrock

Elimination Chamber Match -- Women's Title
Eve Torres (champion) vs. Chyna vs. Angelina Love vs. Taylor Wilde vs. Mercedes Martinez vs. Aja Kong

TLC Tag Match
Rey Mysterio & Mistico/Sin Cara vs. Frankie Kazarian & Consequences Creed

Pure Wrestling Rules Match -- Intercontinental Title
AJ Styles (champion) vs. Shelton Benjamin

Survivor Series Elimination Tag Match
The New Generation
The Miz (captain)
Dolph Ziggler
Kofi Kingston
Cody Rhodes
Ted Dibiase Jr.

vs.

The Old School Kings
Jerry Lawler (captain)
Greg Valentine
Bill Dundee
Austin Idol
Tommy Rich

Hell in the Cell Iron Man Match -- Heavyweight Title
Kurt Angle (champion) vs. Daniel Bryan Danielson


Eric's Entertainmentmania!

WarGames
Batista
Goldberg
Michael P.S. Hayes
Jimmy Garvin
Brad Armstrong

vs.

Vader
Hernandez
Jimmy Uso
Jey Uso
The Great Sasuke

2/3 Falls Tag Match -- Tag Team Titles
Steiner Brothers: Scott & Rick Steiner (c) vs. Briscoe Brothers: Jay & Mark Briscoe

I Quit Match
Pat Patterson vs. Eddie Gilbert

Elimination Chamber Match -- Women's Title
Awesome Kong (c) vs. Roxxi vs. Rain vs. Jetta vs. Mickie Knuckles vs. Isis The Amazon

TLC Tag Match
Teddy Hart & Jack Evans vs. Jinsei Shinzaki & Hayabusa

Pure Wrestling Rules Match -- Intercontinental Title
Chris Benoit (c) vs. Tiger Mask I

Survivor Series Elimination Tag Match
TEAM USA
Sgt. Slaughter (co-captain)
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (co-captain)
Rocky Johnson
Maven
Koko B. Ware

vs.

THE EVIL FOREIGNERS
Muhammad Hassan (co-captain)
Shawn Daviari (co-captain)
Nikolai Volkoff
Vladimir Kozlov
Alex Koslov

Hell in the Cell Iron Man Match -- Heavyweight Title
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Sting

[The Canadian Content]

This was the hardest vote for me. I love Mikey's card, so he got the nod, but E and Dash were basically a coinflip. The ME comparison decided it for me. I'd rather watch Lesnar/Sting for 60 minutes than Angle/Danielson. Sorry, Dash.

[Matte]

Dash and Eric

[creepy]

Mar 24, 2011 14:15:20 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

I'd rather watch Lesnar/Sting for 60 minutes than Angle/Danielson. Sorry, Dash.

I understand it's all just a personal preference and all, but wow.

Just wow.

I wondered how the hell Mikey could be losing so bad until I saw the other two cards. Sorry, Mikey.

[Road Warrior Shark]

I don't think I can eliminate one of these,. I just can't do it

[Doug]

I voted at work as soon as the polls went up, fully intending to fill in why I voted how I did when I got home. The only problem is, I can't remember who I voted for in this one. Anyone able to help me out with that?

[Sportsguy]

Close vote here..... Dash and Eric just barely

[Matte]

Mar 24, 2011 17:59:46 GMT -5 Doug said:

I voted at work as soon as the polls went up, fully intending to fill in why I voted how I did when I got home. The only problem is, I can't remember who I voted for in this one. Anyone able to help me out with that?

Could you take note of who has how many votes currently, retract your votes and see which two numbers fall, then re-submit those votes?

[Doug]

Will it let me vote again?
I tried that once in the fictional melee, and it did not let me revote

[creepy]

A notepad. It's the mmost important item you carry.

[The Canadian Content]

Mar 24, 2011 19:10:07 GMT -5 Doug said:

Will it let me vote again?
I tried that once in the fictional melee, and it did not let me revote

You should be able to retract your vote and vote again if you want, Dougie.

[Doug]

Okay, I apparently voted for Dash and Eric, but i'm not sure why. I like all three cards, If I had to guess, I would say it is having Mr. T in the I quit match, I guess I just think someone else might have worked better for me. I know he was in the main event of wrestlemania, but I still just don't see T as a wrestler.

[Mikey]

WAR GAMES: Chain Gang def. NWO in 28:08
(Cena STFU on Jarrett)

TAG TEAM TITLES: Harlem Heat def. Killer Bees 2-1 in 17:29 to retain Tag Team Titles
(First fall at 9:02: Stevie Ray Slapjack on Blair)
(Second fall at 14:53: Brunzell flying crossbody on Stevie Ray)
(Third fall at 17:29: Booker T Harlem Hangover on Brunzell)

I QUIT MATCH: Mr. T def. Bad News Brown in 8:34 (Chokeout)

ELIMINATION CHAMBER: Wendi Richter def. Madusa, Akira Hokuto, Noriyo Tateno, Itsuki Yamazaki, & Francine at 14:22 to win Women's Title
(Hokuto elim. at 8:55 - Tateno/Yamazaki double dropkick)
(Tateno elim. at 10:32 - Madusa DDT)
(Yamazaki elim. at 11:56 - Richter Boston Crab)
(Francine elim. at 13:50 - Madusa DDT)
(Madusa elim. at 14:22 - Richter German suplex)

TLC TAG: Rock & Roll Express def. Too Cool at 16:04

PURE WRESTLING: Nick Bockwinkel def. Jack Brisco at 12:36 to win IC Title (Bockwinkel countered the corner Brisco rollup by grabbing the ropes unbeknowst to the ref)

SURVIVOR SERIES: The Hulkamaniacs def. The Black Warriors at 27:19
(Heidenreich elim. at 5:11 - Kidman SSP)
(Patriot elim. at 8:48 - DQ for using Shango's skull)
(Kidman elim. at 10:25 - Sid powerbomb)
(Zeus elim. at 15:00 - Hogan legdrop)
(Hogan elim. at 20:07 - Warrior splash after Sid chairshot before legdrop attempt)
(Shango elim. at 21:34 - countout after Hogan jumps him in the aisle)
(Warrior elim. at 25:52 - David counters press slam with rollup)
(Sid elim at 27:19 - passes out on Kerry iron claw)
(SURVIVORS: David & Kerry Von Erich)

HITC IRON MAN: Steve Austin def. Terry Funk 4-3 to retain title
(Austin up 1-0 at 17:16 - Stunner)
(Funk ties it 1-1 at 28:02 - chairshot)
(Funk up 2-1 at 35:20 - block Stunner into spinning toehold)
(Austin ties it 2-2 at 41:19 - Million Dollar Dream)
(Funk up 3-2 at 49:10 - Bret Hart counter of Million Dollar Dream)
(Austin ties it 3-3 at 54:05 - Stun Gun onto barbed wire bat)
(Austin up 4-3 at 58:26 - counter STH with inside cradle)

Funk hits Austin with piledriver on chair with 15 seconds left, but knowing the best he can do is draw, he passes on pinfall and proceeds to piledrive Austin on chair three more times after the bell. Beatdown ensues until Von Erichs storm the cage and run him off. End show.

[Doug]

One problem with your results Mikey. You have Sid powerbombing Kidman, and we all know it is impossible to powerbomb Kidman.

[Mikey]

That's the thing: regular guys can't powerbomb Kidman, but this is MOTHERFUCKING SID we're talking about here!!