Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze

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Deleted	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 6:49:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2011 6:49:21 GMT -5 Cartman has beaten: Principal Skinner Nuke LaLoosh Ray Kinsella Randy Marsh Michael Corleone Snake Plissken Jules Winnfield Soze has beaten: Kingpin John Bender Khan Lone Starr Happy Gilmore John McClane Ellen Ripley

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Sportsguy Moderator Saul Taker The Champ Is Here. Posts: 8,652 Online: Apr 25, 2024 1:41:20 GMT -5	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 9:30:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Sportsguy on Apr 19, 2011 9:30:22 GMT -5 Soze, I love Cartman but he never should have advanced this far
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Deadly Global Moderator That Guy Posts: 7,583 Online: Oct 21, 2023 14:56:03 GMT -5	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 9:49:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deadly on Apr 19, 2011 9:49:12 GMT -5 This will be the first time in quite a while that I vote against Cartman here, but it's Keyser fucking Soze.

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But who is more entertaining? A lot of Soze's appeal is lost upon multiple viewings of "The Usual Suspects" as the huge "wow" took place right at the end. Now that we all know the ending, does it hold up as well?

Cartman on the other hand brings fresh awesomeness every time out, without fail. From dressing as a nazi for Halloween to pretending to be a robot to fuck with Butters. From inventing a hand-puppet-made-out-to-be-Jennifer-Lopez-but-really-Mitch-Connor-in-disguise to befriending Cthulu via cute kitty antics to get back at Stan, Kyle, & Kenny on his way to global domination. Cartman just brings the awesome without fail.

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Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 11:02:53 GMT -5

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Apr 19, 2011 10:57:41 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

Now that we all know the ending, does it hold up as well?

Yes.

Cartman on the other hand brings fresh awesomeness every time out, without fail.

In what way would this stop Soze from eviscerating him?

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Deleted	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 11:06:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2011 11:06:18 GMT -5 Cartman can time travel.

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Mikey Administrator MDWDFW Posts: 7,125 Online: Apr 16, 2024 21:28:01 GMT -5	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 12:28:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Mikey on Apr 19, 2011 12:28:38 GMT -5 It's about time.
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DevSop Global Moderator TV for Vendetta Co-Host Posts: 14,094 Online: Apr 24, 2024 19:33:11 GMT -5	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 13:53:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by DevSop on Apr 19, 2011 13:53:53 GMT -5 Cartman would feed Soze his fucking limp. People are stupid.

Deleted	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 19, 2011 13:54:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2011 13:54:45 GMT -5 It's a sad day when Dev is the only other sane one around these parts...

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Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 20, 2011 7:26:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Apr 20, 2011 7:26:45 GMT -5 Again, it's Soze who's up here. But Verbal would kick Mitch's ass
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Deleted	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 20, 2011 7:28:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2011 7:28:06 GMT -5 Mitch was so dedicated to his cover that he sucked off Ben Affleck. I don't think Verbal would have gone that far.

Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 20, 2011 9:06:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Apr 20, 2011 9:06:13 GMT -5 No, Affleck would have sucked off Soze if he asked him to (or even his he didn't)

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Deleted	Quarters: Eric Cartman vs. Keyser Soze Apr 20, 2011 13:34:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2011 13:34:17 GMT -5 Well he CAN die, but they can just reanimate him. See what I did there?

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