[The VP]

Egos & Assholes

These guys will never last long, but come see them now and enjoy a great show! When they're on, they're damn good. When they're off, it's a train wreck. And Gene will make sure you have the best shirts, dolls, comic books with blood and whatever else you need to remember this rare event...

James Hetfield (vocals, guitar if anyone else lets him)
Eddie Van Halen (lead guitar unless Sixx steps in)
Nikki Sixx (rhythm guitar except for when he steals solos)
Gene Simmons (bass guitar and marketing genius)
Vinnie Paul (drummer and ass kicker of the guitar pretty boys)
Keith Emerson (keyboards and the general weirdo of the group)

[The VP]

Eddie: Why am I so small?
Nikkie: That's what she said.
*fight ensues...one guitar to the head*
James: I see I'm in center like things should be. Rawr!
Vinnie: Oh fine, always forget the fucking drummer, don't you.
Gene: Shut up you pussies. I'm gonna get all the chicks anyways. They make Viagra for beasts you know.
Keith: *facepalm on keyboard until showtime*

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Do they all wear matching shirts?

[The VP]

Aug 8, 2012 21:59:10 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Do they all wear matching shirts?

Their managers have contracted them to all go shirtless if Eddie and Gene can manage to color all their greying chest hairs...

[Road Warrior Shark]

I keep reading Egos as "Eggos".. which makes me want breakfast.. which makes me want Bacon.

Now I'm Hungry