[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown 3
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

PWHF World/TV Title Tournament Finals[/u]
Ember Blackpool vs. Matty Allouette

PHWF World Tag Team Title Finals[/u]
Bay Bridge Boyz vs. The Draculs

World Title Scramble Match - Winner Gets a World Title Shot Next Week[/u]
Vlad Dracul vs. Vance Cannon vs. The Saint vs. Steve the Lost Viking

Television Title Scramble Match - Winner Gets a TV Title Shot Next Week[/u]
Bishop Blaize vs. Dillon Walker vs. Connor McNasty vs. Sammy Blackfoot

World Tag Team Title Scramble Match - Winner Gets a World Tag Team Title Shot Next Week[/u]
Wrath of Gods vs. Murder Inc. vs. Redneck Revolution vs. Mossi Oxlade & Akiru Tornado

Preston Davenport Quiggleville III vs. Gordy LeFleur

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[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown 3
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

PRESTON DAVENPORT QUIGGLEVILLE III vs. GORDY LEFLEUR

PDQ attacks LeFleur before the bell and beats him down to the mat with a series of punches and chops. As LeFleur tries to get back up, on his hands and knees, PDQ catches him with a nasty kick to the face that sends him over the bottom rope to the floor. The camera pans outside and we see blood pouring from his mouth. The former lumberjack sees his blood and gets angry. Quiggleville comes out of the ring to throw LeFleur back into the ring, but LeFleur catches him with repeated forearms to the chest backing him across the ringside area. As he pins him against the guardrail, LeFleur unleashes a barrage of headbutts to Quiggleville’s face, the crowd counts along until they get to ten and Quiggleville collapses like a pile of jelly. LeFleur rolls him into the ring and covers, but PDQ gets his foot on the bottom rope at two. The match continues on and PDQ absorbs one hell of a beating from the angry Canadian. The tide turns when LeFleur tries a charge in the corner and PDQ explodes out and catches him with a clubbing clothesline. PDQ stares down at LeFleur with rage in his eyes and goes on the offensive. After taking his time picking LeFleur apart, and stopping a rally from the Curling Stone, PDQ catches LeFleur on the top rope trying for the CURLING STONE DROP and hits a TOP ROPE PEDIGREE! Quiggleville turns him over and covers, and gets the one two, three.
WINNER in 20:12 – Preston Davenport Quiggleville III

WRATH OF GODS vs. MURDER INC vs. REDNECK REVOLUTION vs. MOSSI OXLADE & AKIRU TORNADO – Winner Get a PHWF World Tag Team Title Match Next Week

There are two referees for this match, on inside the ring and one outside the ring. And they probably needed about half a dozen more. The bell rings and the four teams go to war. The match stays in the ring for about three seconds, then spills outside when Wrath of Gods and Mossi Oxlade and Akiru Tornado brawl around ringside. The four men use everything not nailed down to hit one another with. While that is going on on the outside, Joey Kielbasa and Tony DaVida try to blindside Woodard and Dupp, but the Rednecks see them coming and turn the tables. Dupp catches DaVida with a thunderous spinebuster in the middle of the ring while Woodard has Kielbasa pinnedi n the corner and hammers him with punches to the face. He lets him go and he staggers toward the middle of the ring, right into another spinebuster from Dupp. Oxlade throws Zabi Khan into the ring and comes after him, and the Rednecks and Oxlade take turns double teaming him. The match continues on at a frenzied pace for another twenty minutes. There are broken tables, bent chairs, broken bottles, broken kendo sticks and all manner of plunder lying around the ring. All eight men are bleeding, and the crowd is eating it up. Murder Inc DESTROYS Dupp with a CON-CHAIR-TO and try to cover, but Oxlade and Singh break it up. Singh whips Kielbasa to the ropes, where Khan low bridges him, then KILLS him with a sick DDT on the floor. Across the ring, Akiru Tornado launches himself over the top rope and takes out Woodard and Oxlade, who had been fighting on top of a table. The three of them crash through the table and the crowd breaks out a HOLY SHIT chant! Inside the ring, Dupp lifts Khan for the PLOWBOY POWERBOMB but Singh slips into the ring and low blows him, sending him to the mat. Khan grabs Dupp and hits the WRATH OF KHAN! He covers and gets the one, two, THREE! Wrath of Gods face the tag champs next week!
WINNERS in 30:11 – Wrath of Gods

BISHOP BLAIZE vs. DILLON WALKER vs. CONNOR MCNASTY vs. SAMMY BLACKFOOT – Winner Gets a PHWF Television Title Shot Next Week

McNasty attacks both Blackfoot and Blaize, and seems to expect some help from Walker, but Walker just stands in the corner and watches. The numbers game quickly turns on McNasty and Blaize and Blackfoot take turns battering him like a pinball. Sammy Blackfoot finally grabs McNasty and dumps him over the top rope to the floor. Blaize hops onto the second turnbuckle and plays to the crowd, and with his back turned, Walker rushes up behind Blackfoot and rolls him up for a quick two count. Blackfoot kicks out easily and gets to his feet and turns on Walker and unleashes a barrage of chops backing him into the corner. While they fight, McNasty catches Blaize with a clothesline and hangs him in the tree of woe and kicks him mercilessly. McNasty backs up a few steps and charges in for a SPEAR, but Blaize sits up and McNasty slams shoulder first into the ring post. Blaize flips off the top rope and rolls him up with a sunset flip, but Blackfoot takes time from chopping Walker into oblivion to turn and catch Blaize with a kick to the face breaking up the pin. The match continues on with all four men getting near falls. The match stays relatively clean. The fans boo the hell out of McNasty and cheer Blackfoot and Blaize, but they never seem to know what to think of Walker, who spends most of the match being an opportunistic striker rather than involved in the fray. The end comes when Blaize dropkicks Walker sending him over the top rope to the floor. He avoids a Blackfoot clothesline and hits a PELE KICK then springs to the top rope and lands a MOONSAULT! Before he can even cover Blackfoot, McNasty grabs him, pulls him to his feet and nearly DECAPITATES him with a short arm clothesline sending Blaize to the floor. McNasty falls on Blackfoot and hooks his leg and gets the three count.
WINNER in 22:18 – Connor McNasty

VLAD DRACUL vs. VANCE CANNON vs. THE SAINT vs. STEVE THE LOST VIKING – Winner Gets a PHWF World Title Match Next Week

Vlad doesn’t wait for the bell, he attacks Steve the Lost Viking with a chair before the bell even rings. Vlad hammers a helpless STLV until the Saint grabs him from behind and takes the chair. The Saint kicks Vlad in the gut and throws him into the ring, where Vance Cannon bounds off the ropes and KILLS him with a clothesline. He covers, but the Saint is back into the ring to break it up before the three count. The Saint pulls Cannon to his feet and knees him in the gut and takes him to the mat with a snap suplex. He floats over and covers, but Vlad is back up and he kicks the Saint in the head, then throws him into the corner and charges in with a high knee. He holds onto the Saint and tries to tear his mask off! From the outside, Steve the Lost Viking grabs Vlad and pulls him out of the ring and the two of them fight on the floor. Inside the ring, Cannon pulls the Saint out of the corner and grabs him around the waist and hits a trio of German suplexes, bridging hard on the last one for a two count. He barks at the referee then whips the Saint into the corner again and charges in, but the Saint catches him with a boot to the jaw, then climbs to the second rope and hits a nice flying clothesline for a two count. By now Vlad and Steve are back into the ring and the four men brawl. The match breaks down with Vlad nearly getting disqualified several times. After over thirty minutes of wild fighting, Steve and Cannon are fighting on the top rope and Cannon tries a superplex, but Steve blocks it and nails Cannon with a TOP ROPE SIDE EFFECT! Steve covers, but Vlad catches him with a kick to the jaw. Vlad turns around and sees The Saint in the corner and charges in, but the Saint moves and Vlad flies into the corner chest first. The Saint grabs him from behind and hits a BACKDROP SUPLEX but can’t even cover when Steve the Lost Viking lands a FLYING HEADBUTT on Vlad! Steve gets up and throws Vance and the Saint over the top rope, then pulls Vlad up and hits a VALHALLA SLAM (Alabama Slam), covers him, and gets the three count!
WINNER in 29:29 – Steve the Lost Viking

THE DRACULS vs. THE BAY BRIDGE BOYZ – PHWF World Tag Team Title Tournament Finals

The Draculs try to attack before the bell, but Jinx and Spazz are ready for them. They catch the Draculs with kicks to the gut, Jinx grabs Radu and heads to the corner and hits SLICED BREAD #2! Spazz throws Tavian between the ropes to the floor and springs to the top rope and hits a MOONSAULT on Radu and covers, but Tavian is right back into the ring and breaks it up at two. Tavian gouges Jinx’s eyes and throws him to the mat, then turns to Spazz and pops him in the mouth with a straight punch backing him into the corner. He charges in and climbs the ropes and bits Spazz on the forehead. The referee manages to restore order finally, keeping Tavian under control – if only barely. The Bay Bridge Boyz use fast tags and their speed advantage to keep Radu in their corner. The Draculs take every advantage to cheat and cause mayhem. At one point, Spazz goes for a SSP, but Tavian races around the ring while the referee is distracted and pulls him off the top rope and drives him through a table! He rolls him back into the ring and Radu gets a two count before Jinx breaks it up. The Draculs manage to bloody both of the Bay Bridge Boyz, but Jinx and Spazz show their resolve and keep fighting back. The end comes when the referee gets knocked down. Tavian and Radu each grab a chair and wait for a dazed Spazz to get to his feet. Just as they swing the chairs, Jinx charges across the ring and SPEARS his partner and the chairs slam into each other instead of Spazz’s head! Jinx DROPS Tavian on the chair with a RKO! Spazz grabs Radu and hits a SLINGSHOT suplex, Jinx launches himself over the top rope, SENTON then Jinx flies from the top rope with a LEGDROP! Followed by Spazz hitting a FROGSPLASH! Spazz covers, the referee recovers, and counts the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 27:21 and NEW PHWF World Tag Team Champions – The Bay Bridge Boyz

They bail out of the ring before Tavian and Radu can recover and celebrate with the fans. Inside the ring, the Draculs seethe with anger and swear vengeance on them

EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. MATTY ALLOUETTE – PHWF World/Television Title Tournament Finals

The winner of this match will become the new PHWF World Heavyweight champion, the loser becomes the PHWF Television champion. Both of these men will walk out with titles tonight. We get the introductions, Matty Allouette gets a huge pop from the crowd as he comes to the ring and waits in the corner. Ember Blackpool is out next, and you would swear you could feel the temperature in the arena drop twenty degrees. The demonic Blackpool makes his way to the ring and stands in the center of the ring basking in the boos from the crowd. The bell rings, and this one is underway! Long feeling out process in this one. Allouette doesn’t want to make any mistakes against the more powerful Blackpool. He uses his speed to evade Blackpool’s attacks, and works his knees trying to get the big man to the mat. Allouette tries a clothesline, but Blackpool catches his arm and wrings it into a hammer lock, then drops him on his knee. Blackpool works over Allouette’s arm and finally climbs to the top rope for a slam across the shoulder, but Allouette pulls Blackpool off the top rope into a POWERSLAM for a two count! Allouette works over Blackpool’s legs, keeping him on the mat. He traps Blackpool in a SHARPSHOOTER and looks like he might get the submission, but Blackpool makes it to the ropes. The match continues on for over forty five minutes. Neither man can keep much of an advantage, though both do get several near falls. The end finally comes when Allouette leaps off the top rope at Blackpool, but Ember catches him and turns it into a POWERBOMB! He covers but only gets a two count. As Allouette stands up, Blackpool charges and hits him with a NASTY running elbow to the forehead that opens a huge gash on Matty’s face and staggers him. Blackpool scoops him up and hits a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 47:31 – and NEW PHWF World Heavyweight Champion – Ember Blackpool

After the match, GM Nate Corbitt and LJ Bennett come to the ring with all the PHWF titles. They call the Bay Bridge Boyz to the ring and hand them their titles. Bennett hands Blackpool his title, while Corbitt gives Matty Allouette the PHWF Television title. Allouette stumbles to the corner, and medics work on stopping the bleeding. LJ Bennett grabs the mic and speaks to the cheering crowd

I am proud of all our PHWF champions! Great matches by the Bay Bridge Boyz, and one HELL of a match between Ember Blackpool and Matty Allouette. But folks, we are not quite done tonight. We have a few special guests I would like to bring to the ring tonight. Ladies and Gentlemen, General Manager of the OVOOWF Rick Scaia, the OVOOWF World Heavyweight Champion Carl From Fresno, the OVOOWF International Champion British Columbian Bulldog and the OVOOWF World Tag Team champions Buck Stiffrod and Peter Throbbingrod, Gay For Pay!

<they all make their way to the ring. British Columbian Bulldog and Matty Allouette shake hands, and Gay For Pay and the Bay Bridge Boyz shake hands. Carl From Fresno approaches Ember Blackpool and extends his hand cautiously. Blackpool glares at Carl, but shakes his hand and the crowd erupts. GM the Rick shakes hands with GM Corbitt, then turns to LJ Bennett>

GMR: Bennett, I wasn’t sure what you had in mind for this, it’s no secret I don’t trust you at all, but you seem to be keeping things on the up and up. I hope this means the two companies can work together

LJB: Rick, I am so glad you see things that way. You see, after everything went down in the OOWF, I admit it left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth. The final war games match could have gone either way. I could have been in charge of the OOWF, but instead I was relegated to the sidelines, ostracized from wrestling. For many years, I sat back and seethed, plotting ways to get back at you. But then, one day, I had an epiphany. I watched as your tenure in the OOWF came crumbling to an end. I watched as you were forced out by Ecosystem just like I had been forced out by you. And I realized, wrestling is cyclical, things come around. You can call it karma, or whatever you want, but things have a funny way of working out in the end. So instead of plotting revenge, I decided that I wanted to let bygones be bygones. I wanted to get a fresh start. I saw the opportunity to get involved in the PHWF and I jumped at it. Revenge would wait, vengeance would wait………until now.

<GM the Rick just looks around the ring. GM Nate Corbitt looks confused too>

LJB: Boys……

<with that, The Draculs, Vance Cannon, Connor McNasty, Wrath of Gods, Murder Inc. and Preston Davenport Quiggleville hit the ring and OBLITERATE British Canadian Bulldog and Gay For Pay. Carl From Fresno tries to fight them off, but he walks right into an Ember Blackpool CHOKESLAM! GM Nate is screaming at Bennett, but he has to bail out of the ring before he gets caught up in the slaughter. The Bay Bridge Boyz and Matty Allouette don’t actively participate in the beatdown, but they do nothing to help the guys from the OVOOWF. When it is all over, GM the Rick is standing in the corner, looking at the ring which is littered with OVOOWF wrestlers, bloody, beaten and unconscious. >

LJB: Ricky, I never forgot. I never forgot, and I never forgave. And now, you will pay

<with that, the Draculs grab Rick’s legs from outside and slam him to the mat, then POST him! Rick howls in pain. Ember Blackpool grabs the GM and pulls him off the mat and TOMBSTONES him in the middle of the ring! LJ Bennett stands over GM the Rick’s unconscious body and laughs. He shakes hands with Ember Blackpool, the Draculs and all the others who ran to the ring to help with the slaughter. Matty Allouette and the Bay Bridge Boyz are nowhere to be found. The show ends with Blackpool, the Draculs and Bennett standing with the OVOOWF titles, the fans littering the ring with debris>