[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown 6
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

PHWF World Heavyweight Title Fatal Fourway[/u]
Ember Blackpool vs. Steve the Lost Viking vs. Dillon Walker vs. Vance Cannon

PHWF World Television Title Triple Threat Match[/u]
Matty Allouette vs. Preston Davenport Quiggleville III vs. Connor McNasty

Strap Match[/u]
The Draculs vs. The Bay Bridge Boyz & Sammy Blackfoot

Mossi Oxlade & Akiru Tornado vs. Bishop Blaize & The Saint
El Gran Taco & Gordy LeFleur vs. Murder Inc
Wrath of Gods vs. Redneck Revolution

[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

EL GRAN TACOS & GORDY LEFLEUR vs. MURDER INC

Murder Inc attack El Gran Taco I and II and Gordy before they can get to the ring. Murder Inc shows a mean streak that we haven’t seen before in beating the Taco’s mercilessly. They powerbomb Taco I through a table, and Kielbasa slams Taco II face first into the ring post. Gordy is cornered in the ring, and the three of them beat him down mercilessly. Eventually the Taco’s manage to get back on the apron, and repeatedly save a beaten and bloody LeFleur from the pin. Finally LeFleur makes the tag to Taco I and he comes in and cleans house. The Taco’s gain the advantage for a few minutes, but finally succumb to what is basically a handicap match with LeFleur trying to recover on the outside. Murder Inc regains the advantage and they triple team Taco II, causing Taco I and LeFleur to get into the mix. The match breaks down a bit as Taco I and Kielbasa fight on the outside, while DaVida throws Taco II over the top rope and they focus on a weakened LeFleur. Icepick holds LeFleur and DaVida charges in for a boot to the face, but LeFleur moves and DaVida catches Icepick in the mouth! From the outside Taco II pulls DaVida out, and LeFleur hits a stunned Icepick with a LUMBERJACK DRIVER (Michinoku Driver) for the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 16:41 – El Gran Tacos & Gordy LeFleur

The Tacos and LeFleur bail and Icepick, Kielbasa and DaVida argue in the ring. Just when it looks like they might come to blows, “My Way” plays and BENNETT SINATRA walks out! The three men look stunned as he climbs into the ring. He first walks up to Icepick and looks him in the eyes, Icepick’s stare drops and Sinatra holds out his hand and Icepick kisses his ring. Sinatra moves to Kielbasa and stares at him, Kielbasa looks down and hangs his head. Sinatra holds out his hand and Kielbasa kisses his ring as well. He moves on to DaVida, who looks terrified. DaVida looks down and looks almost like he is sobbing. Sinatra forces him to look at him, then kisses him on either cheek, looks at him, and turns around and leaves the ring, Icepick and Kielbasa following him. DaVida stares in shock, and drops to his knees in the middle of the ring, breaking down completely.

WRATH OF GODS vs. REDNECK REVOLUTION

Wrath of Gods tries to turn this into another all out brawl, but Dupp and Woodard force them back into the ring at every turn. Eventually they settle into an actual wrestling match. Dupp and Woodard get the upperhand and use quick tags to keep Singh in their corner. They go for the FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN (Doomsday Device) but Khan saves Singh with a stiff kick to the back of Woodard’s knee that sends him to the mat. Singh then reaches into his tights and throws a HANDFULL OF SALT into Dupp’s eyes while he is on the top rope, sending him to the apron then the floor. Singh and Khan take over and beat Woodard down mercilessly. Dupp stumbles around the outside for a minute, then grabs a beverage from a fan and splashes it on his face, clearing his eyes. Dupp snarls with rage and climbs back into the ring. He nails Singh with a STIFF clothesline that sends him to the floor, then turns around and grabs Khan, who has Woodard set up for the WRATH OF KHAN and punches him between the eyes, which looked like a legitimate punch, then grabs Khan and hits not one, not two, but THREE stiff powerbombs! Woodard covers a stunned Khan while Dupp dares an equally dazed Singh to get back into the ring, the referee makes the count, and we have a bit of an upset here folks!
WINNERS in 17:11 – Redneck Revolution

MOSSI OXLADE & AKIRU TORNADO vs. THE SAINT & BISHOP BLAIZE

This one should be a classic. All four men shake hands to start. The bell rings and Blaize and Tornado put on an areal display that awes the crowd. They show off fluid wrestling at it’s finest, then finally tag in Oxlade and the Saint, who keep things more mat based and technical. Neither team keeps the advantage for long, but both show impressive double team moves. Oxlade and Tornado are a little more fluid given that they have teamed before, but their experience still can’t keep either the Saint or Blaize down. Tornado drops the Saint with a TORNADO DDT and tags Oxlade who goes for a SUPERFLY SPLASH, but misses. The Saint gets to his feet and tags in Blaize, who leaps to the top rope, the Saint grabs Oxlade and hits the DIVINITY (vertebreaker) Blaize soars through the air and hits a 360 corckscrew moonsault! He covers Oxlade and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 30:33 – The Saint & Bishop Blaize

The crowd gives all four men a standing ovation. They all shake hands after the match and Oxlade and Tornado raise the Blaize and the Saint’s hands in victory

THE DRACULS vs. THE BAY BRIDGE BOYZ & SAMMY BLACKFOOT – Strap Match

This match will be everything the last match was not. Since we can’t strap all of them together, each wrestler is given a leather strap to do what they like with. The Draculs storm the ring, but Jinx, Spazz and Blackfoot are ready for them, and they whip the holy shit out of the Draculs and finally send them scurrying out of the ring. Jinx and Spazz fly over the top rope and take out Radu and Tavian, while Blackfoot wraps the strap around Vlad’s throat and chokes him out. This one turns into a blood bath, with all six wrestlers going fill Muta. The end comes when Jinx heads to the top rope to hit a frogsplash on Radu, who is laid out on a table. Tavian catches him with a strap across the face that drops him onto the turnbuckle. Tavian climbs to the top rope and hits a TOP ROPE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! Jinx is DEAD! Radu covers him while Vlad and Blackfoot are busy brawling. Spazz tries to make the save, but Tavian tackles him to keep him from breaking it up, and the Draculs get the blood soaked three count.
WINNERS in 18:49 – The Draculs

MATTY ALLOUETTE vs. PRESTON DAVENPORT QUIGGLEVILLE III vs. CONNOR MCNASTY – PHWF World Television Title Triple Threat Match

Davenport attacks McNasty before the bell and dumps him over the top rope, then tries to roll up Allouette as the bell rings, but Matty escapes and gets to his feet and POPS PDQ with a SUPERKICK to the mouth. As he staggers around the ring, McNasty comes back in from outside and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. McNasty gets a few kicks in on PDQ, then turns around and catches a drop kick on the jaw from Matty. The match keeps on like this, all three getting near falls, but the other always breaking it up. At one point, McNasty and PDQ finally work together to DESTROY Allouette with a powerbomb/neckbreaker combo, but then they argue over who should get the pin and come to blows themselves. McNasty gets the better of the exchange and sends PDQ into the corner and follows him in with a flying knee to the face. He climbs to the middle rope for a SUPERPLEX, but Allouette shows amazing leaping skills by catching McNasty with a drop kick to the back of the head, slamming his head into PDQ! PDQ tumbles off the top, getting his foot caught in the corner, and hanging there like a useless sack of potatoes! Allouette grabs McNasty from the middle rope and hits the FLEUR DE LIS (Florida Key) from the middle rope, bridges hard, and gets the three count!
WINNER in 22:11 – Matty Allouette

After the match, the referee raises Allouette’s arm and as he turns around, Vlad Dracul is in the ring! He SLAMS the PHWF TV title upside Allouette’s head! Matty collapses in a heap and Vlad pounds him with punches to the side of the head! Finally the Bay Bridge Boyz and Bishop Blaize race to the ring and chase him away, but the damage has been done, Allouette is a bloody mess.

After they help Allouette out of the ring, familiar music plays and LJ Bennett makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer for the PHWF owner, and he basks in their cheers in the middle of the ring. He is about to speak, when the PHWFTron flickers to life, and we see GM the Rick, the crowd boos him loudly

LJB: Mr. Scaia, it appears that you are not very popular in these parts. I suspect that is why you decided to hide behind a camera this week

GMtR: Funny Bennett. You may have those rednecks down in North Carolina fooled, but I know you. They cheer you, but you are still the same old evil son of a bitch that you were back when you tried to take the OOWF from me. Nothing has changed. As far as me staying here……like I am going to walk into that hick arena and have that idiot Blackpool try to kill me again. Nice try Bennett.

LJB: Well I assume you DO have a reason for interrupting my weekly chat with these fine fans? Perhaps it is to accept my offer of a match. Champions verses champions, winners take all?

GMtR: <laughing> Nope. Not happening Bennett. <the crowd boos this>

LJB: Such a fine upstanding gentlemen you are Mr. Scaia. I propose a perfectly acceptable match, and you and your boys turn tail and run.

GMtR: Oh no Bennett. Make no mistake the match WILL happen. I kicked your ass in War Games once, I will do it again. Only, the match as it stands is not acceptable

LJB: <clearly annoyed> Well Mr. Scaia, what is it you want? Would you like the cage wrapped in bubble wrap so your precious OVOOWF stars don’t get hurt? Or perhaps you would like to stack the deck in their favor? What kind of sneaky stips are you talking about here?

GMtR: Winner take all. And I do mean ALL. When my team wins, I own the PHWF. It becomes property of the OOWF, and you go back to whatever shit hole you came from in Texas.

LJB: <thinking for a minute> So……that also would mean, WHEN my team wins……the PHWF owns the OVOOWF, lock, stock and barrel……..which would also mean…….I own YOU. Is that correct Mr. Scaia?

GMtR: <laughing> I guess it is, but its never going to happen Bennett. You got what you got because those were the guys we weren’t going to hold onto. They are good, but they aren’t ready. And hey, one day they might be. I will have to decide, once I own the PHWF, whether I want to make them OUR minor leagues.

LJB: Mr. Scaia, you have yourself a deal. Next week, you come by here and we will have us an old fashioned contract signing…….after our lawyers review it, of course.

GMtR: Sure right Bennett, me and my boys can show up and get beat down by your entire roster. No fucking thanks

LJB: Mr. Scaia, I am a gentleman. You have my personal guarantee that you and your boys will come to no harm……so long as we are not provoked. I guarantee you safe passage to the ring, and out the arena after.

GMtR: Your guarantee means shit to me Bennett

LJB: Well then how about this…….if my boys attack you, or anyone on your team……unprovoked…..we forego the coinflip, and your team gets the man advantage. Sound fair?

GMtR: <thinking for a minute> I’ll see you next week Bennett, and when I am done signing the contract, I am going to stick it so far up your ass that it will take a dentist to read the fine print

<the feed goes to black and Bennett remains in the ring grinning like a Cheshire cat>

LJB: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Rick Scaia!

<the crowd boos GM the Rick loudly as LJ Bennett drops the mic and leaves the ring. As he gets to the top of the ramp, he meets a very concerned looking GM Nate Corbitt. We hear Bennett reassure him as they go behind the curtain>

EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. STEVE THE LOST VIKING vs. DILLON WALKER vs. VANCE CANNON – PHWF World Heavyweight Title Fatal Four Way

The match starts and almost immediately becomes two separate matches. Blackpool and STLV brawl inside the ring while Walker and Cannon fight it out outside the ring. In fact the two of them spend the entire match brawling in and out of the crowd, up the ramp and through the back, leaving it essentially a one on one match between the Viking and the demonic Blackpool. Steve uses everything he has and bloodies the champ. STLV gets several near falls and appears to actually get a three count after a fallaway slam off the apron through a table, but after rolling Blackpool into the ring and covering, Blackpool gets his foot on the bottom rope at the last second. Blackpool fights back and hits several high impact moves on STLV. Blackpool KILLS STLV with a POWERBOMB but can’t keep him down. The crowd begins cheering for the Lost Viking, and he fights back and soon the two of them are fighting near the ropes. Steve scoops Blackpool up and tries a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, but Blackpool kicks his legs and Steve staggers and they tumble over the top rope, but land with their positions reversed! NO DON’T DO IT! Blackpool takes a step forward and TOMBSTONES STEVE OFF THE APRON THROUGH A TABLE! OH! MY! GOD! Medics rush to ringside and check on Steve, Blackpool slowly recovers and rolls back into the ring, the referee gives the fastest ten count ever and calls the match.
WINNER in 29:45 – Ember Blackpool

As medics load Steve onto a gurney and take him up the ramp to the back, a bloody Blackpool gets to his feet and slowly raises the title over his head and sneers in STLV’s direction, and we fade to black