[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown 7
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

PHWF World TV Title Match[/u]
Matty Allouette vs. Vlad Dracul

PHWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
Bay Bridge Boyz vs. The Draculs

Chain Match[/u]
Dillon Walker vs. Vance Cannon

#1 Contenders Fatal Four Way[/u]
Mossi Oxlade vs. The Saint vs. Akiru Tornado vs. Bishop Blaize

No Disqualification Match[/u]
Wrath of Gods vs. Redneck Revolution

Ember Blackpool & Connor McNasty vs. Sammy Blackfoot & Gordy LeFleur
Preston Davenport Quiggleville III vs. Tony DaVida
Murder Inc. (Icepick/Kielbasa) vs. El Gran Tacos

[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown 7
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

PRESTON DAVENPORT QUIGGLEVILLE III vs. TONY DAVIDA

PDQ3 is out first and struts around the ring like a peacock, taunting the fans. DaVida is announced and he wanders out from the back and looks like shit. He doesn’t look like he has changed clothes, or slept, since last week. He jumps at every loud noise and just looks like he wants to hide. As he steps between the ropes, PDQ nails him with a running high knee to the jaw that sends him to the floor. PDQ leaves the ring and brutalizes DaVida, slamming his face into the ring post and nailing a SICK belly to back suplex on the floor. PDQ rolls him back into the ring and keeps the beating up some more, DaVida offers no resistance at all. Finally PDQ hits a PEDIGREE and puts DaVida away for good, 1,2,3.
WINNER in 4:08 – Preston Davenport Quiggleville III

After the match, DaVida stumbles to the back, looking at the fans and asking them “why?”

WRATH OF GODS vs. REDNECK REVOLUTION – No Disqualification Match

Both teams are announced and the fists start flying. Dupp attacks Singh and they tumble to the floor and brawl wildly. Inside the ring, Khan tries to use a chain on Woodard, but Woodard drops him with a clothesline, then pulls his belt off and whips him mercilessly. The match goes all over the arena, and even out into the parking lot. All four men are a bloody mess, Dupp gets his head slammed through a car window, Singh has a box of light tubes smashed over his head, Woodard eats a powerbomb off a pickup truck onto a stack of pallets and Khan gets chokeslammed off the dock into a tipped over port-a-potty. The end comes when Woodard hits Singh with a BULLDOG off the back of a truck, driving his face into the gravel! He rolls him over and gets the three count, and the fans explode!
WINNERS in 21:29 – Redneck Revolution

MURDER INC. vs. EL GRAN TACOS

Murder Inc., now Joey Kielbasa and Johnny Icepick, come to the ring with Bennett Sinatra and attack the Tacos. They brutalize El Gran Taco I and II beating them in and out of the ring. Sinatra shows his approval outside the ring and encourages more violence. The Taco’s manage to get some hope spots in, but Murder Inc works like a well-oiled machine tonight. They catch Taco II in the ring, and Icepick KILLS him with a BRAINBUSTER, then Kielbasa follows that with an impressive top rope elbow. Taco I breaks up the pin, but while the referee is escorting him out of the ring, Sinatra hands Icepick his cane, and Icepick SLAMS it upside Taco II’s head, Kielbasa falls on him and gets the one, two, three.
WINNERS in 6:49 – Murder Inc

EMBER BLACKPOOL & CONNOR MCNASTY vs. SAMMY BLACKFOOT & GORDY LEFLEUR

Blackpool and McNasty wait for Blackfoot and LeFLeur. They come out and Blackfoot goes after Blackpool for what he did to his friend Steve the Lost Viking last week. LeFleur and McNasty mix it up outside the ring. This thing is pretty much an out of control brawl from the bell. Blackfoot takes it too Blackpool, choking him on the ropes and pretty much having his way with the world champion. His luck turns when Blackpool bails out of the ring and he tries a suicide dive, but Blackpool dodges it and Blackfoot slams shoulder first into the steel guardrail. Blackpool DECIMATES Blackfoot, possibly dislocating his shoulder in the process. Meanwhile inside the ring, McNasty survives an onslaught from LeFleur, and when Gordy lifts him for the LUMBERJACK DRIVER, McNasty slips off his shoulders, spins him around and PLANTS him with a DDT, then rolls him over into the CROSSFACE! LeFleur struggles, but can’t escape and is forced to tap out.
WINNERS in 20:11 – Ember Blackpool & Connor McNasty


MOSSI OXLADE vs. THE SAINT vs. AKIRU TORNADO vs. BISHOP BLAIZE - #1 Contender Match

This one should be a classic. All four men shake hands before the match, agreeing to keep things clean, and do they ever. The action is fast and furious, with all four men hitting move after move. Blaize and Tornado show off their high flying skills, and keep the crowd roaring for more. The Saint and Oxlade bring more of the technical wrestling, but there is enough to go around for everyone. After thirty minutes, all four men are still going strong. Oxlade catches Tornado on the top rope and takes his tag partner off the ropes with a SWEET release belly to belly suplex. They no sooner hit the mat when Blaize hits a frog splash on Oxlade and the Saint springboards over the top rope and drops a leg across Tornado’s chest. They cover, but can’t get a three count. The match continues at a frenetic paces, finally, after almost 45 minutes, Oxlade has Blaize on the top rope for a suplex, but Tornado catches him with an enzuguri to the back of the head that sends both Oxlade and Blaize tumbling to the floor. As Tornado gets to his feet, the Saint grabs him and hits the REPENTANCE and quickly locks on the FREE YOUR SOUL and gets the submission win.
WINNER in 46:51 – The Saint

DILLON WALKER vs. VANCE CANNON – Chain Match

No “touching the corners” rules here. These two are chained together and can use the chain to beat the other into pinfall or submission. Cannon attacks before the bell and nails Walker upside the head with a the chain wrapped around his fist. Cannon appears to be going the Greg Valentine route, and is hammering on Walker’s ear trying to tear it off his head. It’s not long before blood is pouring off the side of Walker’s head. But Walker is not done, he fights back and uses the chain to his advantage as well, dropping a fist down on Cannon’s face that likely breaks his nose, as blood gushes from his nose and mouth. Walker uses the chain to trip up Cannon sending him to the mat. He tries a pin, but Cannon kicks out. The match continues on, getting progressively more bloody and brutal. Cannon tries to hang Walker over the top rope, but Walker desperately holds onto the ropes and pulls himself in. Walker recovers and tries to hogtie Cannon to get the win, but he escapes. The end finally comes when Cannon wraps the chain around his arm and tries a CANNONADE, but Walker sees him coming, wraps the chain around his fist and SLAMS it right between his eyes, then hits a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX for the one, two, three.
WINNER in 26:54 – Dillon Walker

MATTY ALLOUETT vs. VLAD DRACUL – PHWF World Television Title Match

The maniacal Dracul tries to attack before the bell, but Allouette sees him coming and side steps the attack and peppers him with punches to the side of the head sending Dracul out of the ring. Dracul storms around ringside and yells at the fans, Allouette leaps between the ropes and drives him into the guardrail. Allouette rolls Dracul into the ring and begins working the legs and lower back trying to set up for the Montreal Crab. Dracul fights back with every underhand thing he can think of and takes control. Vlad tries to set Allouette up for the VERTEBREAKER but Allouette shoves him off….right into the referee! The ref goes down in a heap. As Dracul gets up, Allouette KILLS him with a SUPERKICK, then grabs him and PLANTS him with the FLEUR DE LIS (Florida Key) Allouette has him for one…..two……three……four…….five……but the referee is still down! Allouette gets to his feet and sees Radu Dracul on the apron, he grabs him, and never sees Tavian Dracul slide into the ring with a BLACKJACK! He nails Allouette on the back of the head, and Matty collapses in a heap! Tavian drags Vlad onto Allouette, and the referee comes to. The Draculs bail and the Bay Bridge Boyz race to the ring to try and stop it, but they end up brawling with Radu and Tavian, inside the ring, the referee counts one, two, three! He never saw a thing!
WINNER in 18:11 and NEW PHWF World Television Champion – Vlad Dracul

THE BAY BRIDGE BOYZ vs. THE DRACULS – PHWF World Tag Team Title Match

The Draculs and Bay Bridge Boyz continue their brawl at ringside and it just sort of segues into the match. Jinx and Spazz take control and keep Radu isolated in their corner and hit him with quick tags and double team moves. For some reason, Matty Allouette and Vlad Dracul both have stayed at ringside and are in opposite corners. Jinx snaps Radu to the mat with a hurracarana and goes for the pin, which brings in Tavian, which brings in Spazz, and the four of them brawl wildly. The fight spills out of the ring and soon Matty and Vlad are involved as well. Vlad tries to nail Matty with the TV title, but he ducks and Vlad KILLS Jinx with the belt! Jinx goes down in a heap, blood pouring from a gash in his head. At the sight of blood Tavian goes on the offensive. They pummel Jinx mercilessly until he is bleeding like a stuck pig. Seriously, the referee looks like he might have to stop the match because of the blood. The Draculs are toying with Jinx until he hits an enzuguri on Tavian and crawls toward his corner. In a well-coordinated move, Radu races around the ring and attacks Allouette from behind and throws him shoulder first into the stairs, while Vlad pulls Spazz off the apron and PLANTS him with a DDT! The referee has lost control here! He doesn’t see a thing! Inside the ring, Tavian tells the ref he hurt his knee, so the ref checks on him. With the ref’s back turned, Jinx lunges toward his corner where his partner should be, and hangs on the ropes looking for him, Vlad CRACKS his skull with a chair and Jinx goes limp! Tavian makes a miraculous recovery and pulls Jinx to their corner, Radu makes the tag and they hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Jinx! Radu covers, one, two, three. This one was highway robbery!
WINNERS in 19:18 – and NEW PHWF World Tag Team Champions – The Draculs

The Draculs celebrate in the ring as the crowd boos them loudly. “Black Sabbath” plays and Ember Blackpool makes his way to the ring. He steps over the top rope and walks up to the Draculs, and after a tense moment, the three Draculs drop to one knee before Blackpool, Ember grins and holds his title high. What an unholy group we have here! Just then, LJ Bennett makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and shrugs his shoulders and shakes hands with all four men.

LJB: I may not agree with how you did it, but you did it. And because you four are the champions, you will be representing the PHWF in War Games against the OVOOWF <the crowd cheers this> Now, I think we……

<Bennett is interrupted by GM the Rick’s music, and he, Carl From Fresno, British Columbian Bulldog, and the new OVOOWF World Tag Team Champions the Vermonsters, Ben Ice & Jerry Cream. They make their way to the ring, where, during their introductions, the crew has set up a table and two chairs. Bennett is already sitting at one with Bloodpool and the Draculs behind him. GM the Rick sits at the other with the OVOOWF champions behind him>

LBJ: Mr. Scaia, I trust you have reviewed the contract and know everything is on the up and up. As I said last week, your boys have safe passage……so long as there is no provocation

GMR: Save it Bennett. You forget, I know these guys, hell I signed most of the guys IN the PHWF. These three <pointing to the Draculs> are barely human, let alone wrestlers. And this guy…..yeah you…..Undertaker called, he wants his shtick back. <the crowd boos this, which seems to annoy Rick> Boo me? This guy comes in, raids my roster, and sets up shop in some godforsaken backwater hick town and suddenly he means something? <boos> Bennett, you have always been a snake oil salesman. I knew it the minute you set foot in the OOWF. You are a con man, and I am going to enjoy ending you, and this entire sham of a promotion, for good.

LJB: <grinning> You can mock the talent on my side of the ring all you want. I am sure Davey Boy Smith would LOVE to have a word with your International champion over there. And correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t your world champion once lose the DDT title to a cheeseburger wrapper? <the crowd gives an appropriate ooooooh to this> Unlike you, Mr. Scaia, I am not underestimating your men. I know they are talented, but I also know the men behind me will do whatever it takes to win……and prove the PHWF is not only every bit as good as the OVOOWF, but better. I know they will do whatever it takes to get the win, and prove to those idiots in Dayton that each and every one of them deserved a spot on the OOWF roster. They deserved to be fighting for the world title and traveling the world, not languishing in some annex in Dayton Ohio. And next Friday, they are going to prove exactly that.

<Bennett signs the paper and slides it across the table to Rick. Rick never takes his eyes off Bennett and signs it as well. An official steps into the ring and collects the contract>

Official: Gentlemen, I have a coin in my hands, one side is heads, the other is tails. The winner of the coin flip will get the man advantage for War Games. Since Mr. Scaia and the OVOOWF are the guests here, Mr. Scaia please call it in the air

<the official flips the coin>

GMtR Heads[/i]

Official: Heads it is. The OVOOWF team will have the man advantage

LJB: I guess there is only one thing left to do…….

<with that both sides attack and a huge brawl ensues. Bennett and Rick barely escape as bodies fly everywhere. The fight quickly escalates and soon police and security flood the ring and try to keep the eight men apart. We fade to black with the two teams separated by a phalanx of officials while Rick and Bennett scream insults at one another>