MNF 46/Male Bag 29
Nov 17, 2012 15:24:04 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Nov 17, 2012 15:24:04 GMT -5
Check out Monday Night Flaw 46 with guest host "Beer Baron" James Ryan and Male Bag 29: Pieces of Flair then come back here and VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!
Adam Dan
Adam & Cam's Team
I'll let the image speak for itself.
Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri
JB King, the real or the really retarded faggot who Hulk Hogan fucks in ass?
Austin Sanders, worse than the fuckface Ultimate Warrior's drizzling shits
Who Sheikie baby humble next?
Fred Solomon the good Jew.
Tim Tebow the fuckface faggot cock.
Stu Little not the good mouse.
Sheikie baby MVP men's wharehouse.
Someone tell Sheikie baby if Dustin Faber jabroni or the not.
Spence Hopkins is the friend to fuckface douchequeer Ultimate Warrior. I
hope the dead faggot soon.
Cam Gullett the sparkly Twilight Vampire? he the worse than Elmo kid fucker.
Sheikie baby real triple crown Cliff Snotes real triple piece of shit.
Andy Gaston the real terminator.
Chris Alt the real John Connor.
I hope they both get fucked by biggest black dick.
You have all been humbled by the real one Sheikie baby now get the full
respect x100.
Stu Little
Topical Political Satire
Hey guys.
Little Jon. There. Team name. Since you're so insistent on doing this tournament that clearly nobody gave a crap about. Dammit Chris, just because your best friend Cam loves having things shoved down his throat doesn't mean the rest of us do too.
Andy, did I hear you right last week when you said your position as leader of the Flawedcast network was established when the listeners voted you into office? When are the elections actually held? Because I was thinking maybe when your two terms are up the audience could us a Stuhrer instead of Der Fuhrer. I'd appreciate your endorsement when the time comes.
A few thoughts on WWE this week:
When Ziggler came out to participate in the whole fraternisation thing and said "The Truth cannot be denied", was I the only one hoping that AJ would turn out to actually be having a fling with not just R-Truth, but Little Jimmy, since only crazy people can appear to see him? Not to mention, imaginary people aren't constrained by the shrubbery block access down there.
Did you catch Foley saying that he was disappointed by the Survivor Series match changing because he was looking forward to being on a team that was going to teach Punk a lesson? Yeah, teach Punk a lesson by not actually being in the match and standing at the corner. That'll show him.
Goodbye Brad Maddox. Hopefully you'll go back to where you belong with a name like that- syndicated 1980s television. Doesn't "Brad Maddox" sound the name of a character you'd expect to find in something like Airwolf?
I know Lawler must have been nervous on his first night back, but did he really have to say Flo Rida and Kid Rock's participation in Tribute To The Troops was "in the grand tradition of Bob Hope"? And they say Punk's heart attack jokes were disrespectful.
But enough of that. On to my esteemed colleague and new World Champion, JB King. Congratulations Johnny. Truly. You were the better man this week, but I still have a few things to address:
-taking a shot at the pink walls. Oh, so you think breast cancer awareness is something to be mocked, huh? That's right, I was leveraging my considerable profile for partnership with the Susan G. Komen Foundation. It's just that unlike WWE, I didn't feel the need to advertise it every 5 minutes. I hope you're proud of yourself.
-What have you got against virgins anyway? Aren't you going to get 72 of them when you die...again? Or did you already try them out the last time and realise the conceptual flaw of having sex with women who've never done it before as a reward? Being able to paint my privates red 72 times in a row is not much of an incentive for me to live a faithfull life.
-I don't think I've ever seen this magazine on the racks. At least Scotland People Magazine is a CREDIBLE publication. Tell 'em, Chris.
-Finally, it's odd to me you'd mock people resorting to masturbation so much, when you're the guy who's probably done more promotional work for Brazzers than anyone else. I guess it beats how they used to employ you:
Actually, maybe I shouldn't have brought that up. I understand it's still a sore sport for James Ryan that Cam has had a much more successful acting career than him. He may be "The Hollywood Fagoot", but he just couldn't hack gay for pay.
And on that note, take care fellas.
Stu
Austin Sanders
HI EVERY-BAH-DEE!
"HI DR.BIT!"
It's funny cause The Simpsons stopped being funny a long time ago. Like,
you know? Right? Ok yeah. I'll stop this bit before it gains momentum. You
know, like all bits.
(-EDITORS NOTE- I hate bits.)
SPEAKING OF BITS! One of those stole my chance at my fake championship. And
now, my joke.
HEY!......YOU.....YES YOU! The one that's listening right now. You could be
a cat right now but at least your listening. Hope you feel better
listener...or cat....or both. I don't know and I could care MORE! SO MUCH
MORE!! More "cares" then your body has room for. HEY! "For" and
"More" rhyme. Cool. That's pretty neat and I'm drunk by the way. Not sure
if you could see that by now, but i'm sure you could hear it comeing from a
mile away. or smell it. Humans are pretty awesome creatures if I say so
myself. Or yourself. or dogs. Fuckin dogs.
DID YOU KNOW? Well did you? No? I don't even know her. Now the
listeners/Cats are confuzzled.
And now. Poetry.
"Castles are white.
"Have it your way
Love- Burger King.
And now. My ending.
XOXOJSDSNJEFI
Drunkie
PS-Call me
PSS- Maybe?
Austin Sanders
Hey where am I....did I....ugh.....uh....huh...HUH?! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Austin Sanders
TAG
your it Hodge.
I'm going to sleep this hangover off.
GO TEAM "NAZI AND A OLD GUY!"
Cliff Snotes
WELCOME TO FLAW IS CLIFF SNOTES
Roper? Roper? Can you hear me? It's Cliff.... Can you hear me?
Roper? Roper? Mother humping AT&T and the stupid Australi--- Roper it's Cliff Snotes. Did you listen to Male Bag last week?
I SAID 'DID YOU LISTEN TO MALEBAG LAST WEEK?'
What? You're making no sense.
Pass? What do you mean Pass? Are you talking to me? Are you even paying attention?
What time is it out there... it's 4:30 am?. Jesus. You're up playing online poker aren't you? Addict.
Turn down your volume please.
I said "TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME PLEASE"
I said "GO DOWN ON A WALLABY YOU USELESS TWAT" because I certainly won't win anything with you as my partner.
<click>
Andy and Chris,
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in Ryan Dangerfield, you get "Gender Fairyland" and also "Nerd and Fairy Gel"?
Did you also know that both "Gender Fairyland" and "Nerd and Fairy Gel" are acceptable tag team names for Team Adam aka Adam Dan and Cam Gullett?
Speaking of TEAM ADAM, I need to be serious for a moment, and speak from the heart. You see, I remember when I was just a lad, and I listened to Monday Night Flaw for the first time. I heard about this amazing podcast, so I snuck my transistor radio into bed with me, and hid it under the covers until my parents were asleep. As you know, this was back in the Pre- Male Bag era. And the very first episode I listened to had these bigger than life emailers, guys that had been around the message boards since the turn of the century, guys who had epic running feuds. And the one that I heard on that very first episode still inspires me to this day. I listened in amazement and wonder, as all the emailers were lining up and taking sides. It was bigger than WWE vs WCW and the Monday Night Wars. It was bigger than the Invasion Angle. It was bigger than Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels and the Montreal Screwjob. It was Team Fred vs Team Adam. And I thought, one day, people would be talking about Cliff Snotes with the same awe and reverance that I held for those guys. And I would find myself on a majestic team, too.
Which now brings this all full circle. Because there is nobody - and I mean nobody - that can possibly be more motivated and inspired than me to win this tag team championship because I want... no... I need to prove myself as I rub shoulders with the idols of my youth. I cannot accept failure.
Tom Roper is not my tag team partner.
I. AM. CLIFF SNOTES.
I.
AM.
TEAM FRED!
And so it was written, that The Jew will rise like a Phoenix. And return to glory!
And because he's got free time, since there's no baseball or hockey.
Fred Solomon and Cliff Snotes! Together again for their very last epic battle!
Team Fred Out.
JB King
((Has Paul Heyman hold up his belt during email))
Ladies and gentlemen, please and stand and show your respect as we play the
world champion’s Iranian national anthem.
(Iron Sheik voice)
JB KANG NUMERRR ONE. DA BEST CHAMPEEON OF ALL TIME. IRAN NUMBA ONE. USA…
(patoowee spit sound). I AM DA BEST CHAMPION. EBERYBODEH KNOWS WITOUT MEEE
NO STU-AMANIA. STUL LITTLE I WILL BEAT DA FUCK OUT OF YOU. I WILL BEAT
CHU OL’ COUNTREE STYLE. BOOM. CAMEL CLUTCH! BREAK YOUR BACK! FUCK YO ASS!
HUMBLE HIM. NO MORE VIRGIN MONTLY FOR YOU. HES A NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT.
WORSE DEN MICHAEL JACKSIIINNNNNN HE WORSE DEN JOSE CANSECOOHHH. HE WORSE
DEN RIC FLAIR.RIC FLAIR IS A NO GOOD PIECE OF CHIT MUDDA FUCKERRRR. I AM
THE REAL! I AM NO HOLLYWOO PIECE OF SHIT AUSTIN MOTHA FACKERRRR SANDERS. HE
NO SMART JEW. FUUHHHKEN BULLSHEEEET!
(spins his work out pins over his head)
OK I’ll stop. Could you imagine if people on here did entire emails as
wrestlers? Sheesh grow up guys. Anyway it looks like I win back the belt.
Yaaay. My Hall of Fame status is truly cemented now. Well unless I kill
people and hang myself on a Bow-Flew or something. Too Soon? Well too bad
because I have a visual with that joke too.
Ric Flair, have you pawned your belt or sold it to a ‘WE BUY GOLD’ store
yet? How does it feel to know Atom Dan can make fun of your finacial
status? Also, I’m not sure why, but I feel compelled to make a homosexual joke
about you. Specifically about having sex with sailors for some reason. For
some reason I want to make the joke of “Whats the difference between you
and a rusty old washing machine? Your mouth can take more loads.” But that
doesn’t make sense now does it? Why on Earth would I want to make fun of
that and your dead mother? Hmmm, must be my gas. Anyway here is pic I found
while thinking of you.
Also this picture can work for Atom Dan too. And if Austin already posted
this than fuck him too. Googs is MY territory you jerk faced poopy head.
Yeah that’s right, I’m going for the throat on my insults this week.
Although I do apologize for last week. I had no intention of saying
something horrible about your girlfriend. No 19 year old should have to
deal with the drama of getting a girl pregnant. What? You thought I was
going to apologize about the whole ‘cunt punt’ thing? Go fuck yourself you
greedy asshole.
To ‘The Celibatory Samuari ‘ Stu Little, I hope we have an awesome feud.
Just remember you took the first shot at me. I know you think about a lot
of things like ‘what can I do to get back at King’ and ‘What does pussy
feel like?’ but don’t let it get to your head. We are here to have fun. Do
not let the feud ruin your busy schedule of Dr. Who marathons and
ejaculating into a Cantalope. Let’s face it, your sex life is a bigger myth
than my actual nationality. But there is no need to make this feud bigger
than it is. Don’t put the pussy on a pedistal…ok maybe you don’t get that
one but the point is I will be a good sport to hear your rebuddle about me.
Hope it’s good. Love you, no homo…or whatever you are.
I guess now I have to close with the name for my tag team with Dustin
Faber. Well guess what. He quit. He wants nothing to do with me. Dustin
Faber is treating me like a science book, feel free to fill in the rest on
that one. Thanks for proving you can never rely on religion for any real
answers or results. (pounds chest points to the sky and apologizes to Allah
under his breath) So bleach my taint and call me Cam Gullet because It
looks like I’m taking on two guys at once next week. Which is a shame
because I had a list of names that could have worked.
The Katholic King Konnection
Master-Faber
Turd Farberson
Team Blind Faith
Retarded Devotion
Saved by the Bell
Men on a missionary
Jesus and Pals
But I decide to go with Faber’s one idea, so we will now be called team
“You’re on your own King you handicapped illiterate piece of shit.” It
seems long, but I think it works. G’nite Everyone.
Love peace and penis grease.
Your world champion
Johnny
Adam Dan
Adam & Cam's Team
I'll let the image speak for itself.
Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri
JB King, the real or the really retarded faggot who Hulk Hogan fucks in ass?
Austin Sanders, worse than the fuckface Ultimate Warrior's drizzling shits
Who Sheikie baby humble next?
Fred Solomon the good Jew.
Tim Tebow the fuckface faggot cock.
Stu Little not the good mouse.
Sheikie baby MVP men's wharehouse.
Someone tell Sheikie baby if Dustin Faber jabroni or the not.
Spence Hopkins is the friend to fuckface douchequeer Ultimate Warrior. I
hope the dead faggot soon.
Cam Gullett the sparkly Twilight Vampire? he the worse than Elmo kid fucker.
Sheikie baby real triple crown Cliff Snotes real triple piece of shit.
Andy Gaston the real terminator.
Chris Alt the real John Connor.
I hope they both get fucked by biggest black dick.
You have all been humbled by the real one Sheikie baby now get the full
respect x100.
Stu Little
Topical Political Satire
Hey guys.
Little Jon. There. Team name. Since you're so insistent on doing this tournament that clearly nobody gave a crap about. Dammit Chris, just because your best friend Cam loves having things shoved down his throat doesn't mean the rest of us do too.
Andy, did I hear you right last week when you said your position as leader of the Flawedcast network was established when the listeners voted you into office? When are the elections actually held? Because I was thinking maybe when your two terms are up the audience could us a Stuhrer instead of Der Fuhrer. I'd appreciate your endorsement when the time comes.
A few thoughts on WWE this week:
When Ziggler came out to participate in the whole fraternisation thing and said "The Truth cannot be denied", was I the only one hoping that AJ would turn out to actually be having a fling with not just R-Truth, but Little Jimmy, since only crazy people can appear to see him? Not to mention, imaginary people aren't constrained by the shrubbery block access down there.
Did you catch Foley saying that he was disappointed by the Survivor Series match changing because he was looking forward to being on a team that was going to teach Punk a lesson? Yeah, teach Punk a lesson by not actually being in the match and standing at the corner. That'll show him.
Goodbye Brad Maddox. Hopefully you'll go back to where you belong with a name like that- syndicated 1980s television. Doesn't "Brad Maddox" sound the name of a character you'd expect to find in something like Airwolf?
I know Lawler must have been nervous on his first night back, but did he really have to say Flo Rida and Kid Rock's participation in Tribute To The Troops was "in the grand tradition of Bob Hope"? And they say Punk's heart attack jokes were disrespectful.
But enough of that. On to my esteemed colleague and new World Champion, JB King. Congratulations Johnny. Truly. You were the better man this week, but I still have a few things to address:
-taking a shot at the pink walls. Oh, so you think breast cancer awareness is something to be mocked, huh? That's right, I was leveraging my considerable profile for partnership with the Susan G. Komen Foundation. It's just that unlike WWE, I didn't feel the need to advertise it every 5 minutes. I hope you're proud of yourself.
-What have you got against virgins anyway? Aren't you going to get 72 of them when you die...again? Or did you already try them out the last time and realise the conceptual flaw of having sex with women who've never done it before as a reward? Being able to paint my privates red 72 times in a row is not much of an incentive for me to live a faithfull life.
-I don't think I've ever seen this magazine on the racks. At least Scotland People Magazine is a CREDIBLE publication. Tell 'em, Chris.
-Finally, it's odd to me you'd mock people resorting to masturbation so much, when you're the guy who's probably done more promotional work for Brazzers than anyone else. I guess it beats how they used to employ you:
Actually, maybe I shouldn't have brought that up. I understand it's still a sore sport for James Ryan that Cam has had a much more successful acting career than him. He may be "The Hollywood Fagoot", but he just couldn't hack gay for pay.
And on that note, take care fellas.
Stu
Austin Sanders
HI EVERY-BAH-DEE!
"HI DR.BIT!"
It's funny cause The Simpsons stopped being funny a long time ago. Like,
you know? Right? Ok yeah. I'll stop this bit before it gains momentum. You
know, like all bits.
(-EDITORS NOTE- I hate bits.)
SPEAKING OF BITS! One of those stole my chance at my fake championship. And
now, my joke.
HEY!......YOU.....YES YOU! The one that's listening right now. You could be
a cat right now but at least your listening. Hope you feel better
listener...or cat....or both. I don't know and I could care MORE! SO MUCH
MORE!! More "cares" then your body has room for. HEY! "For" and
"More" rhyme. Cool. That's pretty neat and I'm drunk by the way. Not sure
if you could see that by now, but i'm sure you could hear it comeing from a
mile away. or smell it. Humans are pretty awesome creatures if I say so
myself. Or yourself. or dogs. Fuckin dogs.
DID YOU KNOW? Well did you? No? I don't even know her. Now the
listeners/Cats are confuzzled.
And now. Poetry.
"Castles are white.
"Have it your way
Love- Burger King.
And now. My ending.
XOXOJSDSNJEFI
Drunkie
PS-Call me
PSS- Maybe?
Austin Sanders
Hey where am I....did I....ugh.....uh....huh...HUH?! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Austin Sanders
TAG
your it Hodge.
I'm going to sleep this hangover off.
GO TEAM "NAZI AND A OLD GUY!"
Cliff Snotes
WELCOME TO FLAW IS CLIFF SNOTES
Roper? Roper? Can you hear me? It's Cliff.... Can you hear me?
Roper? Roper? Mother humping AT&T and the stupid Australi--- Roper it's Cliff Snotes. Did you listen to Male Bag last week?
I SAID 'DID YOU LISTEN TO MALEBAG LAST WEEK?'
What? You're making no sense.
Pass? What do you mean Pass? Are you talking to me? Are you even paying attention?
What time is it out there... it's 4:30 am?. Jesus. You're up playing online poker aren't you? Addict.
Turn down your volume please.
I said "TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME PLEASE"
I said "GO DOWN ON A WALLABY YOU USELESS TWAT" because I certainly won't win anything with you as my partner.
<click>
Andy and Chris,
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in Ryan Dangerfield, you get "Gender Fairyland" and also "Nerd and Fairy Gel"?
Did you also know that both "Gender Fairyland" and "Nerd and Fairy Gel" are acceptable tag team names for Team Adam aka Adam Dan and Cam Gullett?
Speaking of TEAM ADAM, I need to be serious for a moment, and speak from the heart. You see, I remember when I was just a lad, and I listened to Monday Night Flaw for the first time. I heard about this amazing podcast, so I snuck my transistor radio into bed with me, and hid it under the covers until my parents were asleep. As you know, this was back in the Pre- Male Bag era. And the very first episode I listened to had these bigger than life emailers, guys that had been around the message boards since the turn of the century, guys who had epic running feuds. And the one that I heard on that very first episode still inspires me to this day. I listened in amazement and wonder, as all the emailers were lining up and taking sides. It was bigger than WWE vs WCW and the Monday Night Wars. It was bigger than the Invasion Angle. It was bigger than Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels and the Montreal Screwjob. It was Team Fred vs Team Adam. And I thought, one day, people would be talking about Cliff Snotes with the same awe and reverance that I held for those guys. And I would find myself on a majestic team, too.
Which now brings this all full circle. Because there is nobody - and I mean nobody - that can possibly be more motivated and inspired than me to win this tag team championship because I want... no... I need to prove myself as I rub shoulders with the idols of my youth. I cannot accept failure.
Tom Roper is not my tag team partner.
I. AM. CLIFF SNOTES.
I.
AM.
TEAM FRED!
And so it was written, that The Jew will rise like a Phoenix. And return to glory!
And because he's got free time, since there's no baseball or hockey.
Fred Solomon and Cliff Snotes! Together again for their very last epic battle!
Team Fred Out.
JB King
((Has Paul Heyman hold up his belt during email))
Ladies and gentlemen, please and stand and show your respect as we play the
world champion’s Iranian national anthem.
(Iron Sheik voice)
JB KANG NUMERRR ONE. DA BEST CHAMPEEON OF ALL TIME. IRAN NUMBA ONE. USA…
(patoowee spit sound). I AM DA BEST CHAMPION. EBERYBODEH KNOWS WITOUT MEEE
NO STU-AMANIA. STUL LITTLE I WILL BEAT DA FUCK OUT OF YOU. I WILL BEAT
CHU OL’ COUNTREE STYLE. BOOM. CAMEL CLUTCH! BREAK YOUR BACK! FUCK YO ASS!
HUMBLE HIM. NO MORE VIRGIN MONTLY FOR YOU. HES A NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT.
WORSE DEN MICHAEL JACKSIIINNNNNN HE WORSE DEN JOSE CANSECOOHHH. HE WORSE
DEN RIC FLAIR.RIC FLAIR IS A NO GOOD PIECE OF CHIT MUDDA FUCKERRRR. I AM
THE REAL! I AM NO HOLLYWOO PIECE OF SHIT AUSTIN MOTHA FACKERRRR SANDERS. HE
NO SMART JEW. FUUHHHKEN BULLSHEEEET!
(spins his work out pins over his head)
OK I’ll stop. Could you imagine if people on here did entire emails as
wrestlers? Sheesh grow up guys. Anyway it looks like I win back the belt.
Yaaay. My Hall of Fame status is truly cemented now. Well unless I kill
people and hang myself on a Bow-Flew or something. Too Soon? Well too bad
because I have a visual with that joke too.
Ric Flair, have you pawned your belt or sold it to a ‘WE BUY GOLD’ store
yet? How does it feel to know Atom Dan can make fun of your finacial
status? Also, I’m not sure why, but I feel compelled to make a homosexual joke
about you. Specifically about having sex with sailors for some reason. For
some reason I want to make the joke of “Whats the difference between you
and a rusty old washing machine? Your mouth can take more loads.” But that
doesn’t make sense now does it? Why on Earth would I want to make fun of
that and your dead mother? Hmmm, must be my gas. Anyway here is pic I found
while thinking of you.
Also this picture can work for Atom Dan too. And if Austin already posted
this than fuck him too. Googs is MY territory you jerk faced poopy head.
Yeah that’s right, I’m going for the throat on my insults this week.
Although I do apologize for last week. I had no intention of saying
something horrible about your girlfriend. No 19 year old should have to
deal with the drama of getting a girl pregnant. What? You thought I was
going to apologize about the whole ‘cunt punt’ thing? Go fuck yourself you
greedy asshole.
To ‘The Celibatory Samuari ‘ Stu Little, I hope we have an awesome feud.
Just remember you took the first shot at me. I know you think about a lot
of things like ‘what can I do to get back at King’ and ‘What does pussy
feel like?’ but don’t let it get to your head. We are here to have fun. Do
not let the feud ruin your busy schedule of Dr. Who marathons and
ejaculating into a Cantalope. Let’s face it, your sex life is a bigger myth
than my actual nationality. But there is no need to make this feud bigger
than it is. Don’t put the pussy on a pedistal…ok maybe you don’t get that
one but the point is I will be a good sport to hear your rebuddle about me.
Hope it’s good. Love you, no homo…or whatever you are.
I guess now I have to close with the name for my tag team with Dustin
Faber. Well guess what. He quit. He wants nothing to do with me. Dustin
Faber is treating me like a science book, feel free to fill in the rest on
that one. Thanks for proving you can never rely on religion for any real
answers or results. (pounds chest points to the sky and apologizes to Allah
under his breath) So bleach my taint and call me Cam Gullet because It
looks like I’m taking on two guys at once next week. Which is a shame
because I had a list of names that could have worked.
The Katholic King Konnection
Master-Faber
Turd Farberson
Team Blind Faith
Retarded Devotion
Saved by the Bell
Men on a missionary
Jesus and Pals
But I decide to go with Faber’s one idea, so we will now be called team
“You’re on your own King you handicapped illiterate piece of shit.” It
seems long, but I think it works. G’nite Everyone.
Love peace and penis grease.
Your world champion
Johnny