[Andy]

Listen to Monday Night Flaw and Male Bag on iTunes, Stitcher or www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw then get your stupid ass back here and VOTE!!!

Dustin Faber
A question. A change​.​

Question for you both: Monday Night Flaw didn't exist in 2005, so we
weren't able to get your thoughts on the subject, but what was your
reaction to the Edge-Lita pairing behind Matt Hardy's back? At the time, I
was incensed and firmly on the side of Matt Hardy. Looking back though,
while cheating is an assholish thing to do, I see just how much more stable
Edge is mentally and think that maybe Lita wasn't so crazy in cheating on
Hardy.



====D

hahahahahahahah I wrote a dangle with the keyboard! LOLZ.

Crazy. That's what I've been lately. Sending goofy emails with nary a plot
or purpose. Just a jumbled mishmash of words. No heart. No desire. NO TEARS!

I was on Twitter a few days ago, and I realized something. I, your
straight-edge emailer, have 951 Twitter followers @16bitcatholic. Do you
know who else in the Flawedcast network has that many followers?

Nobody.

In fact, I have more Twitter followers than all of you combined. Do you
know why? The answer should be obvious: I am straight-edge, and I am better
than you. Not just slightly better. I mean that I am a model citizen, and
the rest of you are terrible human beings.

I don't drink. I don't do bong hits while recording podcasts. I don't carry
on bisexual affairs with strangers in the back of a Kroger or a truck stop.
I leave that to all of you jelly fish.

Some of you are worth saving. Cam Gullett. I know your history. Drunk
driving. A dangerous omnisexual lifestyle. I ask of you to give up that
horrible life and become a member of the "Straight-Edge Society."
OH-EM-GEE, are you ripping off CM Punk? I'm merely borrowing the name,
it's you people who are ripping off life with your sad way of existing. The
straight-edge Society is for people like me. And people like you Cam.
Quality, decent humans who wish to live a better, healthier and more
fulfilling life. Why stoop to these emailers levels of filth when you can
rise above it?

And not just you Cam. James Ryan. They call you the Hollywood fag? You're
better than that? YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT! GIVE UP THAT LIFE AND FOLLOW ME!
Let me lead you to a better place, and leave these leeches behind.

We're not done yet. Oh no. Myself, Cam, James, the straight-edge society.
We're just getting started.

Dick joke.

Dustin Faber,
Your Straight-Edge Friend and six-time champion.


Stu Little
Title Confusion


So...my efforts last week weren't good enough for you, huh? Well, I don't only make things better by adding Cam to them, I make them worse!



Nah, we cool. Congrats to Cliff on his welcome return. I have to say though, I wouldn't get my hopes up for a Nate Corbitt comeback. His legs just aren't long enough to kickbox with God. Punshouse...dot com. Speaking of the length of things(calm down, Cam), BVA is the latest person to have a problem with me submitting "novels" to his show TV For Vendetta.





Now I've done it! Now he's likely to start a weekly countdown to his revenge that he'll quickly forget all about. NOOOOOOOOOOO~! This could have all been avoided if I wasn't so childish(calm down, Brian).

Michael Hodge, you want your titles back? Fine. I don't care. When I first got them, I said I wouldn't put up a fight the following week, but nobody gave enough of a crap to challenge me. You could have gotten them back any time. Didn't you receive the paperwork for that?



So, no resistance from me. I can't speak for Papa Shango though. I've had no contact from that guy whatsoever. He may not care, or he may be VERY protective of the title. You'll just have to decide if you think it's worth the risk of entering the Black Circle, which I'm only MOSTLY sure isn't a euphamism for his anus.

I'll leave you with that puzzle and bid you all good evening. Take care,

Stu

P.S. Hodge, you're NOT a Grand Slam Champion. You never won Enright Smite of the Night. You don't have a bronze star for that achievement. I DO. Come back when you're a (flame) war hero like me. I have won just as many individual titles as you. In fact, I've arguably won one MORE than you. You may have been crowned a tag team champion...but where you crowned BOTH tag team champions at once like I was? No, you weren't. Just a friendly correction, pal.

P.P.S. I'd like to OFFICIALLY announce my participation in the Royal Rumble on Sunday the 27th of January. Don't worry guys, I did it the right way, winning a qualifying match against Essa Rios on Shotgun Saturday Night last week. What, you didn't know they were still filming that? Watching NXT is for posers.


Bartow Hodge
Now, introducing...

Hey guys,



Did you just question my lifting, bro? MY LIFTING, BRO!?!?!?!?! TIME TO
FACE THE PAIN!!!!



Seeing as this is my first MNF e-mail, Andy, could I get (in your best
Ricardo Rodriguez impersonation) a BARTOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW DEL
HODGE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! As a Flawedcast Developmental call-up, I figure I
better do what any good rookie does, and take a shot at the most
inconsequential belt I can! That’s right, that means I’m coming for you,
Michael Hodge, and you’re totally important International Title! That’s
right folks, get ready for some Hodge on Hodge crime! IT’S A HODGE-OFF!
Here we go with a series of insults that also round out some of my favorite
parts of wrestling:



You have less talent than Rikishi’s taint, even though you are about as old
as his dingleberries.

You are weaker than the Bronco Buster as a signature move, and about twice
as homoerotic.

You are slower than TNA Rob Van Dam’s arsenal of somersaults and power
kicks.

That enough? No? Ok….

Your jokes are as strong as Yoshitatsu’s career and about as annoying as
his music.

Your fat ass needs a bigger push to get around than Antonio Cesaro gets on
Main Event.

You are crappier than reality era WWE humor stunts.



Speaking of, I truly am sympathetic towards Ziggler and AJs fear of being
covered in fake poop at any moment, as I believe that is the only real kind
of fear there is. Well that and the TNA roster’s fear that they’ll get cut
and their drug money stops coming in.



Speaking of, again, between Austin Sanders and Dustin Faber you have more
druggies e-mailing your show than would be enrolled in TNAs wellness
program if that existed at all, which is doesn’t, thank god.



So anyways, I AM THE SUPERIOR HODGE! If a Hodge stable is coming, I totally
get to be one of the top five Hodges. And, Michael Hodge, I take everything
back if you want to make a Hodge Tag Team tentatively titled The Hodge
Invasion featuring Hodgus Magnus and Hodge Williams. Or The Rock N’ Hodge
Connection featuring ManHodge and The Hodge. Or the Unhodgy Alliance with
The Big Hodge and The Hodgertaker. Whatever works.



Sincerely,



BARTOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW DEL HODGE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



PS: As a newbie I don’t have to go through any hazing process like being a
guest the Creepshow, right? If so, nevermind, I was never here.


Austin Sanders
Hey Hodge,you must h​ave been born on a h​ighway because that'​s where most acciden​ts happen.​

So I'm going to school. Black people are actually Cool. I need a week to
heal up from this shocking information.

XOXOXOXOXO
Austin

Ps. Oh but all the black girls there know each other. What is this? A
hidden tribe or something? Well they ARE black so this makes sense.

PSS. So this bitch was standing in front of me at the book store talking
about her 2 new children on the way. How the fuck would anyone fuck that
ugly bitch is lost on my part. SHE WOULDN'T FUCKING STOP TALKING. I
just literary wanted to punch her in the mid-section and spare the children
from being raised by this loud mouthed cunt. They're probably rape babies
anyway. Because I don't see a man in the day time saying "That's the girl I
wanna marry". Fuck him equally. OH YEAH I FORGOT TO SAY SHE'S MARRIED.
"Precious" made this bitch look like the ugly friend. BUT GET THIS. Honey
Boo Boo the plus size edition asked me to save her spot in line in which my
mind replied "No and do your kids a favor and do a 5-star frog splash on
the top of your shit apartment building made of mud and sticks to save ya a
couple of bucks because we all know you're going nowhere in life. Why drag
others with you if you can help it?" but all I said was "Fine". At least I
think she asked to save her spot, what with all that cake plugging all her
holes. Because I SAW her at lunch-room eating and I'm not kidding you, an
entire Fudgey the Wale cake. I'm not fucking lying this is all true. Oh but
here's the best part of my day. She tries to cut further in line. She makes
a big fuss and the police surrounding the Book Store entrance tells her
she's banned from the book store that day. She tells us to go fuck
ourselves. At least I think she said it to us, because if she was talking
about her future kids, I wouldn't argue. Also she's black. OF COURSE SHE'S
BLACK. Fuckin XL Milk Dud.

PSSS. Get you're shit together Blacks. Do you even Lynch?


James Ryan
2013 Deadpool

Good Morro Kind Gentlemen,

Did you forget something this week? No, not Dre. You never forget about Dre. You left off the most innovative email segment on MNF! Me Doing Scott Taylor's (Calm down Cam) Impact Recap Segment! Well, I'll give you the skinny: James "Stormy" Storm defeats Kaz-agoogoo! The Duke of Yorke defeats Kid Rock in the X-Division Tournament! Brooke Hogan is an obese Turd who continues to drag down Bully Ray's second wind of a career! Vagina lips and fake tits in Knockouts Tag match! Boobs! 80 year old Olympian Kurt Angle and Fake Samoan Joemoan beat D-Voon and a masked 8 Card in a steel cage match! Mensa Member, Sting saunters down the ring with a bat and kills everyone! The 8 Card is unmasked and he is revealed to be "The Desert Destroyer" Michael J. Knox! He's got a shaved head and a beard! It's back baby!!

Here's my 2013 Deadpool:

EDITED

Eat a bag of dicks, Dudley Dudley!

New IC Champ, Michael Hodge, more like Mocha Spooge! Uh...you nasty Canadian assface. I thought gross porn nicknames were reserved solely for East Germans. I'm coming (calm down rapists) for your belt, Higga!

Did you guys here the buzz that America's Favorite Canadian Lesbian, Justin Bieber, was caught smokin' doobs during some New Year's Day party! He just officially made weed not cool. Time to move on to meth!
#BYEBYETEETHS

I have nothing else cause it's midnight here. Good night and good luck, assholes.

THE Golden Voice,
James Ryan


JB King
Let's try this again​, Literally.​

(((Giggles))) So then I said, kiss MY asterisk.


Oh Hey guys. Good to see you again. Not enthusiastic enough? Ok than let’s
try this another way.



Hi EVERYBODY! (HI DR. NICK!)



That’s better. Anyway sorry about last week, but it looks like I’m ready
this time. And what a week am I right? We had the legalized lynching on TV
known as the BCS game for starters. Phew, poor Cam. That guy sure had it
rough this week. You may as well call Cam Gullet’s asshole New Jersey,
because that shit isn’t getting any relief either. Literally. And if you
were wondering how wasted Cam got later, well…


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Oh Cam…


Anyway it looks like my Raiders are going to cause me to do another recap.
Andy, I need to mention something. The reason I have been taking these
seemingly one sided bets was simply because I wanted to hear your god
honest opinion of this show from watching it. And I know you wouldn’t have
done it by a simple request. You see, you may have noticed this show has
caused Chris and I to be quite venomous in our emails. That is what this
show does. This show is not a guilty pleasure. This is not something you
can enjoy in secret. The show simply pisses you off beyond simple
explanation. There is not a single positive thing I can say about this
show. Maybe misery loves company and my hatred got the best of me, and I’m
sorry. I will be a man of my word and do the recap after Chris.



Congratulations to Cliff Snotes! Good to see you win. Sorry Stu. I guess
doing a few pictures wasn’t enough for the win. But hey, all those pretty
pictures were enough to get Andy and Chris to do the lovable retarded
seal-like clap of the week, so good on you. By the way Chris, thank you for
accusing me of voting for myself without checking the facts there Sean
Hannity. Wasn’t me nice try.


Also Stu, I think we all know who the real Marty Jennetty of your tag team
is…





The Austin and Johnny show? Stop it Andy. Why do you keep bringing up this
idea? I don’t need my own Cam Gullet to work with. You don’t see me
bringing up shitty ideas even when no one else wants to, do you? (Remembers
the tag tournament) Oh yeah. That’s right, the JB stood for John Boehner
that month, my bad. In any case, perhaps the show can’t be any worse than
some of the other possible ideas. Speaking of which, good luck on Godcast.
I hope to the mighty spaghetti monster the show isn’t a total train wreck.
What’s next? A political satire show called Flawotics? Yes, let’s listen to
Chris and I bitch and rant for an hour while giving Bill Maher a verbal rim
job. How about we do a Flawmentary with Zurcher and Fred? We can call the
episode “High as a Kike.” In any case, Austin and Johnny show won’t happen.
The Johnny and Austin show however, that has potential.



Onto the wrestling. AJ Lee as a heel isn’t working for me so far. Perhaps I
should give it more time. Or maybe AJ needs to stop pretending that she has
a figure by sticking her ass out. AJ Lee makes Ellen Page look like
Christina Hendricks. Besides this is the PG era, don’t expect her to start
flaunting her nubs and pancake ass on tv. If you want that shit, just watch
TNA (calm down James Ryan) because even with the shitty product the
knockouts will be more than happy to show you their birth canals.


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Oh wait, we can do questions again? Awesome! Actually I won’t do a question
this week, instead I’ll just make a statement. CM Punk is the new Triple H.
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Put down the pitchforks. Here me out. Take off the rose
colored glasses. It’s not that farfetched to compare CM Punk to 2003 Triple
H. Both guys had extremely long title reigns. Triple H had an
ultra-charismatic manager in Ric Flair, and Punk has an ultra-charismatic
manager in Paul Heyman. Triple H dominated many opponents in his early run
only to rely on chicken shit heel tactics to defeat monsters like Goldberg,
and the comparison could be made with CM Punk and Ryback. Frequent promo
time talking about being the best in the business while retaining the title
by vicarious means? That is a definite check on both ends. And Triple H had
a stable of younger guys being introduced around him with Evolution. CM
Punk has the Shield. Triple H had all of his ‘buddies’ win titles during
his reign. Well take a look at this photo with Punk’s bff, his
ex-girlfriend and other long time backstage ‘buddies’.


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And while he certainly didn’t ‘bury’ anyone, he didn’t exactly elevate
anyone either by retaining all the time. Although he did have good matches.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Punk. Although the simple comparisons between
the two is quite eerie. Ok, feel free to burn me now.



Good to be back guys. I hope the road to wrestlemania is a fun one. Also
looking forward to Team Punk vs #RoidstoAsses. Seriously Dwayne, Steiner is
telling you to calm down on the juice. Don't jinx my deadpool. Also just
remember guys, it’s a work so just enjoy it….




L, P and PG. Johnny




PS. Here’s my 2013 Deadpool picks.

EDITED


Cliff Snotes
Male Bag!!!

Welcome To Flaw Is Cliff Snotes

Andy, it wasn’t the changing theme music. It was the power of the document.

So Papa Shango and Stuart Little, are tag team champs, huh? It makes sense that a tag team between a guy in a kilt and a weird face painted dude in tights would team up. They’ve both learned that zippers scare sheep. #NAACP

Sorry for pulling a JB King this week. I’ll have more next week.

I am Number Six.
I am Cliff Snotes.

[The Canadian Content]

Holy shit. They came at me, bro.

[creepy]

Stu and JB (honestly) get my votes this week.

[Andy]

Have you ever actually listened to the show?

[Andy]

Do you even lift?

[creepy]

Yeah, I listened the first month or so. Before the Wednesday move.

And I lift. The remote. Beers. My dick. Your spirits. Tacos.