OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Cornwall, Prince Edward Island
Wednesday, May 15th 2013

Texpress vs. Banned from Everywhere[/i]

Full intros from both sides and we get Zane and Justin to start. Justin,. to his credit, goes right after Zane, and gets the early upper hand with a couple of arm bars. He turns an arm bar into a Fameasser! Justin gets up and runs around the ring, airplane style celebrating hitting an rare offensive maneuver. He runs over to Bill, who stops him and turns him around to face Zane, who is getting to his feet. Justin charges.... and gets caught in a thunderous power slam! Zane presses Justin over his head and tosses him up, then steps out of the way and Justin crashes hard to the mat. Justin crawls over and tags in Bill, who enters the ring slowly, as Zane is crouched, ready to strike. Bill catches Zane with a knee as they start to lock up. Bill hits a couple forearm to the back and suplexes Zane. Bill drops a leg and covers, but Zane kicks out rather quickly at one. Zane rolls out of the way of an elbow drop and tags in Chad.

Chad vaults in and trades blows with bill. Bill backs him into a corner and hits a bionic elbow. Chad staggers away and Bill clotheslines him to the floor. Chad lands on his feet and sweeps Bills legs and drags him out with him. Chad pops Bill with a forearm and jumps on the apron and springs off with a body press.... that Bill DUCKS! Chad eats concrete! Bill rolls him back in and hits a brainbuster. He goes for the Cuyler Clutch and gets it locked in.... just as Chad gets a foot on the bottom rope. Bill drags Chad to the middle of the ring, stomps him for a second, and climbs to the top rope.. FREEBIRD!..... NOBODY HOME! Bill crashes and burns. Both men are down and struggling to get to their feet. Bill is up first and tags in Justin. Justin grabs Chad and hits the High Risk headlock into the turnbuckle! Chad hits the mat hard and Justin covers. 1....2....NO! Chad kicks out! Justin pulls him up, elbows him and drapes Chad in the corner. Justin grabs a headlock and goes for a bulldog, but Chad is able to push him away. Justin turns around and sees Chad ..... staring at the ceiling? Justin stands beside him and looks up too, not sure of what he is supposed to be seeing. Chad spins around and hits him with a Pele kick! Tag To Zane! Bill comes running in and things are breaking down fast!

Russ: Things are breaking down fast in there!
Razz: They sure are! It's off the chain!
Nash: I think one of the donkeys just crapped over here


All four men are in the ring brawling. Bill chops Zane down to one knee. Chad arm drags Justin across the ring. Zane blasts Bill with a mafia kick. Suddenly, Justin backdrops Chad and beats on his chest like a gorilla. He screams "DOOOOOOUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!"

The lights go out, a rooster crows, then Sir Mix-A-lot's "Baby Got Back" blares through the arena. A woman screams and the lights come back on. We see Zane Myers, in a bathrobe sitting on a lawn chair outside the ring. , Bill in the stands carrying a tray of popcorn, Chad doing a headstand in the corner and apparently meditating, and Justin is dangling from the hook that hangs above the ring (You know, in case there's an impromptu ladder match). Justin shrieks, glass shatters and everyone shakes out of their trances. Bill runs to the ring and circles under Justin, arms out as if he is ready to catch him. Zane shrugs off the robe and slides in to join Chad in the ring. They watch for a moment, then as Bill circles around near them.... DOUBLE DROPKICK! Chad pops up and covers Bill 1...2....3!

Winners, in 14:28, Texpress!

Chad and Zane's celebration is cut short by Ellie Mae, who taps them on the shoulder and asks them to help rescue Justin. Chad slides out and pulls a ladder out from under the ring. Zane sets it up and climbs up. He grabs Justin over his shoulder and climbs down. one step before he reaches the ring, Chad reaches up and pulls Justin off him. Justin wraps his arms around Chad's neck and shakes his head back and forth, eyes screwed shut. Chad, who is holding Justin in both arms tries telling him he can let go now. When that doesn't work, he just drops him to the mat. Justin's eyes open and he looks up at Chad, who coyly points at Zane. Justin springs up and yells "My Hero!" and charges at Zane, puckering his lips to thank him properly. Zane slides out of the ring and runs up the ramp, Justin hot on his heels, to the amusement of the crowd as we cut to commercial.


DK Murphy vs. Matt Folz[/i]

DK Murphy comes out first to a sizable ovation, slapping hands as he makes his way down the ramp…the announcers observe that DK has won over the everyman blue collar fans that once supported Outback Jack—or perhaps the children of those same fans that have become young men…”Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays next, heralding the entrance of the Sadistic Stretcher, the Tyrannical Technician, the Modern Human Suplex Machine, Matt Folz, who demonstrates his displeasure with his recent targeting by the Murphys as he makes his way into the ring without bluster and immediately moves into a lockup, not giving DK time to react.

DK gets the advantage out of the initial into an armlock, but Folz grabs the leg and throws his way out of it…a bit of technical tradeoff ensues, as Folz is looking to take DK off his feet as much as possible while DK looks to force Folz to the mat…Matt Folz takes the advantage with two beautiful snap suplexes after a quick gut kick, but he gets greedy and tries to get a third off without controlling the leg fully, and DK reverses into a quick neckbreaker, but only a one-count…DK is now in full ground-and-pound mode, laying into Folz so hard that the referee uncharacteristically has to make DK lay off, and he comes off in a sportsmanlike way—and Folz kicks his knee before popping up for an ugly DDT. Folz only gets a one-count, but after the pin attempt, he chides the referee for making DK get off him before dropping down and starting to pound away on DK himself!

The referee calls for another break, but Folz ignores him (I mean, when was the last “closed fist” disqualification in the OOWF?) and continues to wail away on DK, only rising for a moment to drive a knee HARD into DK’s nose, drawing a small trickle of blood…Folz floats over into the STF, and DK appears to be trapped in a hard place in the middle of the ring…but Daddy-O, DK knows somethin’ about hard times, brother, and the Modern American Dream (is that a reasonable nickname for DK Murphy? It seems like it might be.) pulls himself forward slowly, surely to the bottom rope—and grabs it! Folz is forced to break the hold, finally releasing at the four count.

Frustrated, Folz hits a three point stance as DK pulls himself up in the corner…Folz charges toward DK in the corner, but DK ducks under and sends Folz upward on the charge—FOLZ LANDS CHEST-FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE POST! Murphy hooks under the leg, pressing down with all his might—1-2-3!

Winner by pinfall in 8:22…DK Murphy!

The fans cheer Murphy’s quick thinking as he celebrates the win—but one man not cheering is Matt Folz, who, after regaining his wind, grabs DK from behind and tosses him with a T-Bone Suplex! The referee tries to get involved, but gets shoved off as Folz pulls DK up and swings him around in the Tazmission! DK is losing light when suddenly, Daniella Murphy storms the ring! Folz tries to defend himself against his unchosen nemesis, but Daniella is a lot fresher than him as she lays in with shots to the head and chest, and a big boot that sends Folz out of the ring! Folz rises and looks ready to re-attack, but as DK regains his footing, the technician decides that discretion is the better part of valor today.


Jeremy Punswick vs. Poe[/i]

Mausam and Escape” brings Poe from the depths of the arena, tonight not accompanied by Selena given the level of the violence between the Saints of Sinners and Poe. That choice may have been wise, for as Poe emerges from the fog, Jeremy Punswick is right there to attack him with a steel chair. Punswick pounds away with the chair until it is taken away by the referee who orders him into the ring. Punswick picks up the much bigger man and drags Poe to the ring and rolls him in and the referee calls for the bell.

Punswick presses the attack on Poe driving a ton of knees and kicks into the head of the big man, but Poe eventually works his way to his feet in the corner. Punswick tries for the yakuza kick in the corner but Poe gets his leg up first and hits most of a HIEROGLYPH that slows Punswick. Poe turns the tide with an assortment of kicks and knees on Punswick, Poe has Punswick set up for a powerbomb when Chloe starts skipping around the ring and tapping her branding iron on the ringposts and that distracts the referee and Poe enough that he drops Punswick and Punswick comes up with the Greco-Roman shot to the obelisk and idols. Punswick gets Poe up for the Extinction Level Event and rolls him up with a handful of tights for the pin.

Winner in 13:11 --- Jeremy Punswick

As the referee raises Punswicks hand Chloe rolls into the ring and begins to taunt Poe some more, and Moosehead Jack, Stank, and LD come down to begin laying into Poe. But before too much damage can be done, Alexis Darling, Stank Fulton, and Texpress come down to the ring and the Saints retreat for the moment.


Danny Taylor & Tommy Wilder vs. Ghosthead & Chris Evans vs. Amazing Jos & Jason Allen[/i]

TO BE ADDED - Jos & Jason win when Danny/Ghosthead brawl out of ringside and Evans decides discretion is better than a 3-on-1 disadvantage. Jos & Allen are able to work together and put down Wilder.


Stan Fulton vs. Stank[/i]

Stan Fulton, axe handle in hand, makes his way to the ring first to a rousing reaction. He climbs into the ring and acknowledges the reaction, and then stretches in his corner. As World Tag Team Champion Stank steps onto the stage, the cheers immediately turn to resounding boos - except, of course, for the usual small group of ringside fans who chant "Saints-of-Sin-ners". Stank storms to ringside and circles the ring. He glares at the chanting fans for a long moment before shaking his head and climbing into the ring. The two big men go nose-to-nose and words are exchanged. Wisely, referee Junior Hale skips the instructions and just calls for the bell.

Stank says something that apparently crosses a line, and Fulton shoves him. Stank comes back swinging, but Fulton catches the punch. He winds the arm and tries to flip Stank over his shoulder, but Stank blocks the throw and kicks him in the knee. Fulton drops to one knee and Stank pummels him with forearms before going to the ropes and coming back with a running big boot. Fulton dodges and lurches to his feet, dropping the off-balance Stank with a spinning backfist. Fulton drops a pair of elbows into the back of Stank's head and then rolls him over and covers, but Stank kicks out at one.

Fulton pulls Stank to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He drives his shoulder repeatedly into Stank's midsection and sends him across the ring. Fulton follows a step behind, hitting an avalanche that actually moves the ring several inches across the floor. Stank stumbles out of the corner and Fulton tries to send him back across the ring, but Stank puts on the brakes and pulls him back into a massive belly-to-belly suplex. Stank hooks the leg, but Fulton kicks out at two.

Stank pulls Fulton to his feet, and Fulton stuns him with a European uppercut. He tries an Irish whip, but Stank reverses. Stank ducks his head, and Fulton catches him with a kick to the face. Fulton follows up with a left and a right, and then scoops Stank up and slams him to the mat. He grabs Stank's leg and kicks his oft-injured knee. He drops several elbows into the digit and rolls him over into a single-leg Boston crab. Junior checks Stank, who replies with an in-depth analysis of the referee's ancestry. After several minutes of struggle, Stank kicks Fulton off with his free leg. Stank rolls out to the floor and attempts to walk it off. He climbs back onto the apron and Fulton moves in, but Junior tries to hold him back. Stank reaches over the ref and grabs Stan's head, dropping him throat-first across the top rope. Stank slides back into the ring and stomps Fulton into the mat. He drags him to the ropes and lays his throat across the bottom strand, and then stands on Fulton's back, using the ropes for additional leverage. Junior counts, and Stank steps off just before five, but immediately climbs back up and does it again. Stank pulls Fulton to his feet and hauls him onto his shoulders for the Stank-U. Before he can hit it, Fulton shifts his weight, pulling Stank off his feet and rolling him up for a long two count.

Stank rolls out to the floor again, and this time Fulton is right behind him. Fulton clubs Stank across the back, sending him stumbling toward the ringpost. He grabs Stank, but Stank drops, pitching Fulton face-first into the steel. Stank drags Fulton to his feet, and Fulton blasts him with a headbutt. Fulton grabs Stank and drives his spine repeatedly into the ringpost, and then rolls in to break the count. Fulton returns to the floor and tries to stuff Stank into the ring, but Stank goes to the eyes to break free. Stank sends Fulton into the ringside railing, and then grabs a nearby chair. He swings, but Fulton dodges and the chair slams into the railing. Fulton stumbles toward the ring and rolls inside. Stank is right behind him with the chair. Stank swings as Fulton gets up, but Fulton comes up with his axe handle to block! Fulton swings the axe handle, but Stank blocks that with the chair. They continue to exchange blocks, and Fulton drives Stank back to the ropes. He lands a blow to the knuckles, and Stank drops the chair. Fulton takes a wild swing, but Stank drops, causing him to overbalance. Stank grabs Fulton's legs and sends him over the ropes to the floor. He grabs his chair and rolls out as well as the bell rings.

Junior Hale has ruled this match a Double-Disqualification in 14:46.

After the match: Stank and Fulton continue to exchange swings and blocks. Fulton is driven back to the railing, and a female fan in a hoodie grabs his arm. Fulton turns towards her, and she sprays him in the face with pink mist. While someone more creative than I determines the effects of pink mist, Stank takes advantage by braining Fulton with the chair. The fan climbs onto the railing and throws back her hood. Chloe looks around at the fans with a huge smile, and then leaps onto Fulton with a double stomp. Moosehead Jack and L.D. Williams are out to join in the fun as well. Stank shoves Fulton into the ring and Williams lifts him up, holding him in place for a heartpunch from the World Champion. The Saints continue to brutalize Fulton, stomping him into the mat, but quickly vacate the ring as the Texpress and Tommy Wilder sprint down the aisle. Tommy checks on Fulton as the Texans dare the Saints to get back in the ring. Laughing, Stank and his allies climb the railing and escape through the crowd.


Christian Carter & LD Williams vs. Alexander Darling & Kai[/i]

"Jekyll & Hyde" by Petra leads out two of the Saints of Sinners, Christian Carter and one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions LD Williams. A chorus of boos follows them to the ring, but neither cares. The climb in the ring and the music changes.

Porcelain and the Tramps’ “King of the World” plays. Alexander Darling is out and he makes his way towards the ring to much rejoicing, but stops just before the direct ringside area.

The music changes to “Vertigo” by U2 and out comes The Kai. The crowd is equally happy to see the former Flyin’ Hawaiian as they were for Darling.

Kai and Alex have the ref back off LD and Carter and they climb into the ring. The ref gives the final instructions and we’re underway.

Williams and Carter rush across the ring and start pummeling on Darling and Kai. LD is stomping a mudhole into Alex and Carter is lifting The Kai up off the ground with a bunch of European uppercuts. The ref finally gets Carter to back off and back to his corner, while The Kai rolls out of the ring.

LD lifts Alex up and snaps him over with a pretty belly-to-belly suplex. Alex hits hard and looks like he tweaked his back. LD, being the wily veteran, is quick to pounce on that possible injury. He drops his knee into Alex’s back a number of times. LD pulls Alex to his feet again, snap-mares him over to a sitting position and runs the ropes. LD comes off the ropes and slams his knee into the small of Darling’s back.

LD makes the tag and in comes Christian Carter. Carter drops a few elbows onto Darling’s back then climbs the turnbuckle for an elbow drop. Carter leaps, but Alex moves out of the way and Carter eats canvas. Darling rolls to his corner and gets the hot tag to The Kai.

Kai quickly gets the rising Carter driven back to the corner and now it’s Kai’s turn to give out a few European uppercuts. Kai looks to the crowd and raises his hand. The crowd cheers and The Kai drops a big slap to Carter’s chest. The Kai mugs to the crowd and Carter takes advantage with a beautiful standing dropkick out of the corner!

Carter with the cover! ONE... TWO... TH... No! Kai kicks out. Kai staggers to his feet, Carter is right behind him. Kai stumbles back right into the FINAL TESTIMONY!

Cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Your winners in 8:12, Saints of Sinners!

Carter is stomping on The Kai and Alex comes in, but he’s cut off by LD Williams’ shot to the head with the Tag Team Championship belt. Alex goes down in a heap, but LD notices that Danny Taylor, Texpress, Stan Fulton and Firewoman are all coming to help. LD grabs Carter and they bail through the crowd before they’re caught.

Intercontinental Title Proving Ground
Mai Muyo © vs. Chloe vs. Alexis Darling vs. Daniella Murphy[/i]

We get intros for all four women, and the ref goes over some last minute introductions as history is ready to be made. It's two women at a time for this one, and anyone is able to tag anyone else in. Mai motions that she is starting it off, and both Alexis and Chloe step up wanting to face her. The ref waves them off and motions for it to be Danielle, who just nods in agreement. Chloe and Alexis grudgingly get on the apron as the ref calls for the bell.

Mai and Danielle slowly circle and lockup, Danielle is easily able to muscle Mai back into the corner, unfortunately it's the corner that Chloe is in. Chloe tags herself in on Danielle and gets in the ring looking to throw a quick haymaker at Mai. Mai sees it coming and dodges, then lands a dropkick that knocks Chloe back into the corner, where Danielle repays the tag from a moment ago. Chloe is not happy, but exits as Danielle goes to try and lock up with Mai again.

Knowing she can't out muscle Danielle, Mai goes for speed, landing several quick kicks and and chops keeping the bigger woman off balance. Eventually, Mai makes a misstep, and Danielle nearly decapitates her with a clothesline. Danielle takes over puts the power offense on Mai hitting some nice slams and suplexes. She tries to put Mai down with a powerbomb, but you can't powerbomb Mai, and she eats a facebuster. Mai is able to roll over and make a tag to Alexis.

Alexis and Danielle then put on a small clinic of hole/counter hold, drawing a round of cheers from the crowd. As Alexis backs away to plan her next move, Chloe reaches in and slaps the back of her head. The ref considers this a tag, and Chloe is now the legal woman. Danielle also tags in Mai at this time, however, Alexis does not take kindly to Chloe's tag, and gets in her face about it. Chloe responds by bitch slapping the taste out of Alexis's mouth, and then rushing over and butting a big boot to Danielle, that only seems to piss her off.

Both Danielle and Alexis look to go after Chloe, but Mai whom is the other legal woman tries to stop them. Things quickly break down, and we end up with a chaotic pier 4 brawl on our hands. During the chaos, Danielle takes a tumble out of the ring and hits the ground hard. Chloe pauses to laugh, and pays the price as she turns around right into a Darling Driver from Alexis. Lexie looks over to Mai, and then slides out of the ring. Mai makes the cover, and gets the three, and this one is over.

Your winner in 15:35 Mai Muyo


OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Moosehead Jack © vs. Firewoman[/i]

“Warchild” plays and Fire comes to the ring, alone. She slides under the bottom rope and heads to the corner to salute the crowd. The fans eat this up and give Fire a standing ovation. “Scarecrow” plays and Moose steps out from behind the curtain, accompanied by Chloe. They make their way to the ring. Moose steps between the ropes and stands in the corner, while Chloe skips around the ring. Fire keeps one eye on her and one eye on Moose. Moose smirks, then stops Chloe and says something to her. Chloe looks devastated and pouts as she walks back up the ramp to the back. The referee calls them to the middle of the ring, and surprisingly, Moose walks to the middle of the ring, slowly takes off his title and holds it in the air. Fire never takes her eyes off Moose. The ref takes the title, holds it in the air and calls for the bell, we are underway!

The bell rings and they lock up, Fire grabs an arm wringer and turns it into a hammer lock, Moose heads toward the ropes, but Fire pins his free arm and puts on the breaks and dumps him to the mat with a TIGER SUPLEX! Fire bridges hard, but Moose kicks out at one and gets to his feet. Moose charges in and tries a kick to Fire’s head, but Fire avoids the kick and sweeps Moose’s legs to the mat. Fire grabs Moose’s arm and tries to lock in a FUJIWARA ARM BAR, but Moose scoots to the ropes, forces the break and then escapes out of the ring.

Fire waits for Moose to get to his feet on the outside, then springs over the top rope. Moose hits the deck and Fire lands on the apron, Moose gets to his feet and Fire runs down the apron and tries a kick to Moose’s head, but Moose ducks and sweeps Fire’s leg dropping her to the apron. Moose moves Fire around so her head is hanging off the apron and climbs the mat and tries a leg drop, but Fire uses the ropes to pull herself back into the ring and Moose falls to the floor, as Moose stands up, Fire hits the opposite ropes and dives between the ropes and SLAMS into Moose driving him back first into the guard rail. The crowd roars at this. Fire rolls Moose into the ring and slides in after him and covers, but Moose kicks out at two.

Fire pulls Moose to his feet and shoves him into the corner and BLASTS him with repeated kicks to the chest and head. Moose staggers out of the corner and Fire grabs him from behind and hits a LUNGBLOWER and covers Moose again, but once again Moose kicks out at two. Jack staggers to his feet and stumbles into the corner, Fire charges in and leaps at Moose for a flying forearm to the face, but Moose catches her and DRIVES her to the mat with a URINAGE! Moose immediately pounces on Fire and HAMMERS her with forearms to the chest and face and tries to trap her in the ANACONDA VICE, but Fire manages to swing her leg up and hook Moose by the head and pull him off her. Moose rolls backward and gets to his feet and grabs Fire’s legs and tries to roll her over in a BOSTON CRAB, but when Moose ducks in to get a better grip on her legs, Fire rolls him into a small package for yet another two count.

Both spring to their feet and Fire tries a spinning leg lariat, but Moose ducks it and races to the ropes and catches Fire on the rebound with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Fire staggers to the corner and Moose charges in and slams her with a clothesline, then grabs a side head lock and BULLDOGS her to the middle of the ring. Moose rolls her over and covers, but Fire rolls her shoulder at one. Moose slams the mat, then pulls Fire to her feet and lifts her for a suplex. Fire tries to escape with several knees to the face, but Moose keeps her up in the air. One last knee knocks Moose off balance just enough for Fire to slip over his shoulder and land on her feet behind him. Fire grabs Moose around the waist for another German suplex, but Moose grabs her leg and pulls her to the mat, and turns it into a FIGURE FOUR! Fire howls in pain, but threatens to murder the referee if he asks her if she wants to quit. Fire fights through the pain and makes it to the ropes forcing the break.

Moose releases the hold just before getting disqualified and pulls Fire to her feet and scoops her up and slams her in the corner tying her in the tree of woe. Moose gets a running start and SLAMS his knee into her chest, Fire falls off the turnbuckle, Moose grabs her and pulls her up and hits a BUCKLE BOMB ! Fire hits hard and staggers out and Moose catches her with a spinning fist to the side of the head. Fire staggers backward and fights through the pain. As Moose comes at her, she POPS him with a SUPERKICK! Moose staggers backward and now it’s Fire’s turn to charge at him, but Moose pops HER with a SUPERKICK to the jaw. The siblings stare at one another for a moment, then tear into one another hammering one another with punches and kicks, falling to the mat, rolling under the bottom rope to the floor.

Both get to their feet and continue wailing on one another. Fire starts to get the better of the exchange and the crowd roars, Moose comes back and the crowd boos. The whole time the referee is counting, but neither seem to notice it. They spill into the crowd as the referee gets to ten and calls for the bell.

WINNER – double count out in 23:31

Fire turns around and realizes what happened, when she turns back to Moose, he just shrugs and smirks, then hops the guardrail and gets his title from Chloe who has made her way back to the ring. Fire stands in the audience for a moment regaining her composure, then hops the guardrail and slides back into the ring and climbs to the turnbuckle for the fans. She glares at Moose and Chloe, but they don’t notice, they are too busy ducking debris thrown by the fans. They duck into the back and we fade to black.



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