I admire those non drinkers, really I do, but for me, Guinness, steak, Jameson and poutine would be my choic for last meal orany typical night out. Nothing beats a poutine at 3h30 AM after a night of drinking.
I actually like Mike's dinner as well, but not the two drinks. Not a martini fan, not a chocolate fan, and Long Islands are good for going out and getting drunk, not for a meal. Still, if Mike cooked that for me, I'd let him fuck me.
Man, I feel like a boner. I went to our mexican place the other day and totally forgot to order a horchata. And this is the kind of place that would have it, too. What's worse is I ordered water. Tap water. Can't drink sodas anymore, tea is fucking gross, coffee with a mexican meal? And we were with the nephew, and I don't drink around the little dude, so I drank tap water. Wish I woulda remembered.