2018 Stats
Mike Trout - .312/.460/.628/1.088, 39 HR, 24 SB, 79 RBI, 124 K
Gerrit Cole - 15-5, 2.88, 1.033, 200.1, 276 K
Mike Foltynewicz - 13-10, 2.85, 1.082, 183.0, 202 K
Alex Reyes - Pretty much injured all year but he's the Cardinals' top pitching prospect and one of the best in all of baseball
Carlos Correa (down year due to injuries) - .239/.323/.405/.728, 15 HR, 3 SB, 65 RBI, 111 K

Mookie Betts - .346/.438/.640/1.078, 32 HR, 30 SB, 80 RBI, 91 K
Miguel Andujar - .297/.328/.527/.855, 27 HR, 2 SB, 96 RBI, 97 K
Rhys Hoskins - .246/.354/.496/.850, 34 HR, 5 SB, 96 RBI, 150 K
Stephen Strasburg - 10-7, 3.74, 1.200, 130.0, 156 K
Luis Severino - 19-8, 3.39, 1.145, 191.1, 220 K

What are you crowing about? Admittedly Betts would probably go first in most drafts and Severino is good but what else are you proud of? Andujar is a one-year wonder. Hoskins looks mediocre and not a top guy. Strasburg is long past the can't-miss prospect he was in 2010. Trout is very comparable to Betts, Cole is better than Stras and is arguable to Sev. Folty had a better year than Stras by far. Reyes is a young stud who has been hurt and Correa had a down year but at least you know who he is and what he can do. Without Betts, your keepers ARE FUCKING TRASH. Sit the fuck down in the corner.

While I am at it. STOP ALLOWING THIS FUCKKNOB TO TRADE BACK INTO THE DRAFT. Every year, shitheap mortgages future draft picks and people let him trade next year's picks to get back in to the current draft. Then we get treated to his nonsense like shit-talking about keepers when his are utter garbage other than him lucking his way into Betts. Let him take an L on the bench one year while he stocks up in the 26th round.