I only did the math for those who turned in round 5 cards and were therefore in the overall running based on math. Division winners are me and Eric. As established in the rules, the two division winners will now have a head to head match-up for the championship. One man, one vote. As soon Eric gets me a card, I can post the finals. Thanks to all.
*Fade in to the office off PWW General Manager Teddy Long, where we find PWW General Manager Teddy Long GREETING~! several PWW Superstars...
TL: Holla holla holla, playas. The reason I asked you all to come her today is to announce--
*Jake Roberts interrupts...
JR: Lemme guess: A TAG...TEAM...MATCH~! There's eight wrestlers here, Teddy. That's not gonna work.
TL: Actually, Jake, I didn't call you here to announce a tag team match, playa. I called you here to announce...FOUR...TAG...TEAM...MATCHES~!
*Everyone sort of looks around, clearly trying to do the math and figure out the partner pairings before Paige speaks up...
P: There's only two women here, Teddy. You know I hate intergender matches.
TL: Calm down, Paige. You'll get to pick your own partners, holla holla holla. Three of them, in fact. As will you, Nia Jax (*he said, turning to Nia Jax*), because you two are TEAM CAPTAINS...for...PWW Presents...SURVIVIR SERIES!
JR: So, what, the six guys here are team captains too then?
TL: Yes, Jake. You're all team captains. I had a whole thing worked out where I would reveal that in a dramatic fashion, but you just had to go and interrupt me. Just for that, you get last pick!
JR: Last pick! That's not fai--wait, last pick? So there's a draft?
TL: Yes, playa. There's a draft. Again, this would have been so much better if you'd just let me speak. I'm not inviting anyone to my announcements anymore. It's gonna be...Teddy Long...and...
TL: ...the camera!
JR: Swell, Teddy. What's the draft order?
*Long points to a monitor, which displays the following order:
1. Nia Jax 2. Seth Rollins 3. Yokozuna 4. Paige 5. Randy Savage 6. Diamond Dallas Page 7. Rowan 8. Jake Roberts
*There's some general grumbling amongst the wrestlers about the fairness of the draft order as we *FADE*
*Second card winners: Balor beat Rhodes to remain the Knight of Justice, Sting beat Wyatt, Sid beat Valkyrie to become King of the Ring, Air Wolf won the Dynamic Duo titles over Bad Influence, Phoenix beat Rosemary, Jurassic Powers beat WEST, Edwards beat Bennett, Buzzsaws beat Killer Bees, Gabert beat Brown again, Axis Powers beat accounting department, Booty Man beat the Godfather, Rayne and Royce beat Logan and Bates
*Bray Wyatt conceded the match to Sting right before the 15 minute mark to save Sister Abagail. This proves to her that Wyatt is still alive inside the Black Scorpion powers and goes to him. Rhodes feels this is a waste of the Black Scorpion and Sister Abagail powers he allowed to come forth. Wyatt feels Rhodes should try to run from Stardust, he doesn’t know what he has. So Sister Abagail cooks up a mixed tag match between her and Wyatt vs. Cody and Brandy where losers have to give up their powers.
*Sting agrees to stay at ringside for Balor to counteract Dark Dreamer. However, Sting is jumped early on by Suicide. Sting and Balor knows Suicide is Kazarian, but he refuses to admit it. Sting challenges Suicide, wherever he is, to a mask vs. face paint match. Daniels knows that taking the face paint off of Sting would be liking cutting Samson’s hair and agrees to the match for Suicide, again, where he may be.
*Sid wins the King of the Cage Match Title and Awesome and Morgan both feel Sid should give them a match out of loyalty. Sid decides to give his fellow security guards both a shot in a triple threat. Bruce Wayne not wanting to see his security team break up makes it escape rules, which he thinks will be less brutal than pinfall or submission. It’s in the blue cage just for fun.
*Valkyrie still challenges Bruce Wayne about giving equal shots and time to women. She demands a quadruple threat to showcase the women of GCW. And better not be a bra and panties match or a gravy boat match or anything stupid. Wayne grants it and, in a bit of whimsy, says it will also be a type of match no women have ever participated in before. A tuxedo match.
WAR Presents: Capital Combat Live From Met Life Stadium Michael Cole & Rob Gronkowski on commentary
Hangman Page vs. Bruno Sammartino Page small packages Sammartino for the upset win
Jinder Mahal vs. Matt Riddle Marty Scrull again hits Riddle with the umbrella allowing Mahal to pick up the win.
Bianca BelAir vs. Carmella vs. Deanna Perrazzo BelAir uses her hair to belt whip ‘Mella and Perrazzo for the win.
Lex Luger & Moose vs. “Boys Will Be Boys” Dalton Castle & Chris Masters w/Rico Moose walks out on Luger (difference in anthem beliefs?) and Luger has oil thrown in his face and Castle lays on top of him (very grayish) for the pin. Chris Masters swears he’s not into “that”.
Shoot Fight Dan Severn vs. Suzuki Suzuki knocks out Severn
#1 Contenders Texas Bullrope Match: The Young Bucks vs The Dudley Boys The Young Bucks superkick their way to victory in a bloody war
WAR Tag Team Championship: The Revival (c) vs. Authors of Pain The Revival Retain when Dawson uses Brass Knuckles to pin Rezar
WAR Woman’s Championship Senifinals: Rounds Rousey vs. Sienna w/Stephanie McMahon Rousey makes Sienna tap to the arm bar, Stephanie leaves PISSeD
Shayna Baszler vs. Chyna The Match never starts as Stephanie comes out and says she needs both ladies in the back as per Mr McMahon
5 Way Intercontential Championship Match: Mohammed Hassan vs. Cien Almas vs. Eli Drake vs. Marty Scrull vs. Naito As Hassan and Drake brawl to the back, Marty Scrull is about to grab the title, Matt Riddle comes out and blasts Marty with a chair, Cien Almas covers Marty and is the WAR Intercontinental Champion!!!
Main Event: If Brock Leanar defeats the entire Dark Circus, then Brock Lesnar gets 5 Minutes Alone with Nicholas for the WAR Heavyweight Championship. Brock Lesnar vs. Evil, Hiroumu, Kevin Sullivan, with Jim Mitchell & Daryl.
Brock survives the Dark Circus and now has 5 minutes alone with Nicholas. As Brock is about to grab Nicholas, SUZUKI comes out and lays waste to Lesnar. Nicholas covers Brock 1-2-3!!!! Nicholas retains!!! As the Dark Circus celebrates, Naito comes out and stares at EVIL and Hiromu. They look bath and now both seem conflicted. Naito points to Nicholas and gestures for the title. The show ends with Nicholas, Kevin Sullivan and Jim Mitchell yelling at both Naito and EVIL and Hiromu.
New Details on DREAMFIGHT Published on April 24, 2018 by Johnny Dee
More details have surfaced regarding Tommy Dreamer's DREAMFIGHT promotion that was announced a few weeks ago.
For starters, it appears that Dreamer has owned Blue Horizon for over a year now, and the video and voice-over are actually old content. An actual start date has not been identified, but this also means that Tommy Dreamer was working towards this renovation while still attempting to keep House Of Hardcore afloat. Some are now speculating that he was stretched too thin and it led to the demise of HOH.
Dreamer has told a select group about the talents he has signed or is targeting, and the names we've been able to confirm are Eddie Guerrero and Asuka. No word on any format, championships, or otherwise.
Finally, just last night Dreamer was seen at a restaurant near Blue Horizons, meeting with Ethan Carter III and an unidentified woman. No one is sure of the nature of the meeting, but today multiple vehicles arrived at the Blue Horizon location, entering the building and presumably taking measurements and/or making plans.
This is still a developing story, more details will be released when they are available.
Voice: Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher.
Voice: Ready for another lesson?
In these perilous times, where a simple tweet could send a man into rage that could tear the world apart, I am no more terrorist because of my actions than you are because of yours. Everyone is responsible. Those who support. Those who fight against. At the end of the day, we are only consumed by our wants, and care nothing about the needs of others.
Voice: It doesn't matter that the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D is creating a team to take control of the Infinity Stones. They will simply turn on each other the moment they feel threatened by the others existence. The mighty Andre The Giant rumored to come and destroy the universe with the snap of his fingers? Those as a part of the Avengers Initiative will do that themselves.
See the darkness? It envelops everything. There's that one sliver of light that is left before the door closes.
I will be the one who shuts the door.
Voice: I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?
Mr. Mizanin and Mr Angle, today is the first day of what's left of your life.
81. "The Mandarin" Tommaso Ciampa
Killmonger: So Kurt Angle, the American Hero, and the pretty rich white boy, the Iron Miz, or whatever he's going by now, they are gearing up to protect the world from...giants. From terrorists.
Killmonger: Man, Nick Fury is putting a lot in their hands! I even heard they are reaching out. Recruiting, is that what they're calling it? Doesn't matter. You can tell Ricochet all he wants to hear, as long as he gets to throw his body and do as many flips as possible, then he's in. Shelly is just happy that people remember him, even if it's only as Captain America's sidekick. Acting like they have the moral high ground to defend the world. But where were they when people got disrespected here in our own land? Where we're they when we were getting shot, beat, throw in jail without justice? Didn't do a single thing about it then. But you got a giant coming to Earth, and you got these magic stones that can fight him off?
This problem goes back, all the way to the pilgrims. The puritans, that's what the history books call them. Oh, the precious puritans.
They looked my onyx and bronze skinned forefathers in they face. Their polytheistic, God-hating face. Their shackled, diseased, imprisoned face. And taught a Gospel that said that God had multiple images in mind when He created us in it, therefore destined salvation contains a contentment in the stage for which they were given, which is to be owned by your forefather's superior, image bearing face, says your precious Puritans.
Nah. I don't play that. Forget your precious Puritans. And forget your precious American heroes. Your "Avengers." What are they avenging? They didn't want to avenge my father. They didn't want to avenge my family. And they expect me to watch them fight for some stones that can save the world?
I don't think so. Those infinity stones are mine. Power? Soul? Maybe I'll get that time stone, go back and set things right. Go back and take care of your precious puritans.
Until then, Nick Fury romanticizes his Avengers as if they are royalty. I lived my entire life waiting for this moment. I trained a lot. I killed in America, Afghanistan, Iraq... I took life for my own brothers and sisters right here on this continent! And all this death just so I could kill you!
And when I'm done, I'll tell Nick Fury this: Is this your king? Is this your king? He's supposed to protect you! To lead the world into the future!
Nah. I'm your king. And I'm ready to kill to prove it.
Good question. Updated the rules - these can be traded.
You can also waive a Pre-Draft pick if you have no need for it. If you waive your first, you still have the second at your disposal (in case you change your mind). Once you waive a pick, you cannot go back.