Why did you bump it to the top? You could have just let it die. Methinks that Byrnie's and my attention-seeking ways are rubbing off on you, Fire. :-D

Well, you know. Cubs winning the Grapefruit League Cup would KINDA be like winning.

Concrete and Firewoman discuss Jericho's new ring attire while watching RAW.


[21:55] concretetg: Jericho's LEGS
[21:55] FireWomanpg: yes....i don't know how i feel about that
[21:56] FireWomanpg: i like the little shorts better than the briefs
[21:56] concretetg: this is the firsttime I've ever seen Jericho in trunks
[21:57] FireWomanpg: yes. we were just remarking on that in both chat and with seamus
[21:58] concretetg: I like the design on Jericho's trunks tho
[21:58] FireWomanpg: yes, i do too
[21:58] FireWomanpg: i like his trunks.... on the floor next to my bed...ba dum BUM
[21:58] concretetg: now now
[21:59] FireWomanpg: now...later...whenever

Damn, me too. That sounds hot.

TEE HEE! DOUBLE ENTENDRE!

Lying thief! You're no better than Dane Cook!

Sad part is I know Solly's shown me damn near the exact same thing last year.

Nice.

On most text messaging devices, aren't capital letters to begin sentences automatic? Meaning the device uses caps by default for the first letter of a new sentence...and that extra effort isn't required to generate the capital letter?

That makes perfect sense then. Oppie types w/o hitting "shift". On computer PC's - that's all lower case. On cell phones, blackberry's, etc...there will be caps in there but not cuz Oppie hit shift.

And it must be a misprint that Watchmen was voted one of Time Magazine's 100 best novels.

Moose was kind enough to IM me his new song:

Willie the Wimpy

Hey folks heres the story bout Willy the Wimpy
He was a manager who did things simply
He had a team that just could not fail
But Willie built the coffin, gave the Phillies the nail

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He brought in a reliever they all called Mota
He was a pitcher, well kinda sorta
He threw the ball, then spun around
Pat the Bat took that pitch way down town

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Willie spent his days just a playoff dreamin’
He forgot he had nothing for the later inning
His offense rolled like a wagon with a broken wheel
Guys runnin’ through signs just so they could steal

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The Mets were built to win, they had the horses
picked to finish first by several sources
Spent millions of dollars to win today
Willie the Wimpy stood still and pissed it all away


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Mets suck, Mets suck, Mets suck

As everyone knows, I don't know anything about baseball, but I think we should all officially start calling the Mets the Hoboken We Fucking Suck from now on. Haha!

"I'd hit it."

A great exchange between Moose and Solly after the Braves inexplicable comeback over the Phillies yesterday:

MooseheadJack13 (1:53:47 PM): well we might have just blown the season
MooseheadJack13 (1:54:21 PM): fucking sickening
MightyDerf86 (1:55:51 PM): we as in?
MooseheadJack13 (1:55:58 PM): Phillies
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:00 PM): and shut it
MightyDerf86 (1:56:18 PM): up 8-6 right?
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:28 PM): up 8 to fucking 2
MightyDerf86 (1:56:36 PM): so you're winning
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:36 PM): or 8-3
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:38 PM): whatever
MightyDerf86 (1:56:38 PM): shut up
MooseheadJack13 (1:56:47 PM): shut up
MightyDerf86 (1:56:54 PM): you shut up
MightyDerf86 (1:56:57 PM): stupid
MooseheadJack13 (1:57:00 PM): I hope Vick mistakes Gordon for a dog
MightyDerf86 (1:57:01 PM): a win is a win
MooseheadJack13 (1:57:14 PM): look at the scoreboard fucko
MightyDerf86 (1:57:28 PM): I did
MightyDerf86 (1:57:32 PM): 8-6 says Yahoo
MooseheadJack13 (1:57:37 PM): Yahoo is full of shit
MightyDerf86 (1:58:04 PM): 9-8!
MightyDerf86 (1:58:06 PM): YES
MightyDerf86 (1:58:06 PM): YES
MightyDerf86 (1:58:07 PM): YES
MooseheadJack13 (1:58:14 PM): shut up
MooseheadJack13 (1:58:22 PM): I hope Gordon and Cholly get hit by a fucking bus
MightyDerf86 (1:58:42 PM): That was my Willie Mays Hayes reference
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:21 PM): the Mets didn't hit but two balls out of the infield in the 8th and 9th and fucking rallied
MightyDerf86 (1:59:21 PM): up 5-0 and 8-2
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:28 PM): not the Mets
MightyDerf86 (1:59:30 PM): the Braves too
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:32 PM): the fucking Braves
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:35 PM): fuck them both
MightyDerf86 (1:59:41 PM): what a great comeback
MightyDerf86 (1:59:47 PM): did they do the chop?
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:54 PM): and fuck Manuel for bringing Gordon in again
MooseheadJack13 (1:59:57 PM): i am leaving now
MightyDerf86 (1:59:58 PM): OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOO. OOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOO
MooseheadJack13 (2:00:02 PM): you can die
MightyDerf86 (2:00:24 PM): a chance to bury the Braves and get within 4
MightyDerf86 (2:00:27 PM): AND YOU BLEW IT
MooseheadJack13 (2:00:30 PM): yep
MooseheadJack13 (2:00:32 PM): and fuck off
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:18 PM): ok I'm back
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:26 PM): i am so irritated even NSIMA isn't helping
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:29 PM): WORST
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:30 PM): LOSS
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:31 PM): EVAR
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:46 PM): I am more pissed about this one than I have
been for any all season long
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:56 PM): if we miss the playoffs, this right here is
the g@me that ended it
MooseheadJack13 (2:12:59 PM): fucking Braves
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:05 PM): oh, and you're welcome Mets
MightyDerf86 (2:13:07 PM): to be fair, you really haven't followed the Phils
most of the year
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:12 PM): Cholly should send you a fucking fruit basket
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:19 PM): shut up
MightyDerf86 (2:13:33 PM): at least it wasn't an important g@me in September
MightyDerf86 (2:13:35 PM): Oh.
MightyDerf86 (2:13:36 PM): Sorry.
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:50 PM): yes I know, we should be more like the Mets
MooseheadJack13 (2:13:58 PM): they wait till October to lose their important
g@mes
MightyDerf86 (2:14:25 PM): do you even know what October is? Should I draw
ya a picture?
MooseheadJack13 (2:14:39 PM): I got a picture for ya
MightyDerf86 (2:15:12 PM): OK seriously, I obviously wasn't able to watch
the g@me... when Myers started imploding, did they do the chop?
MooseheadJack13 (2:15:28 PM): i wasn't paying attention to the stupid fans
MooseheadJack13 (2:15:36 PM): I was trying to keep from breaking something
MightyDerf86 (2:15:45 PM): and it was on tv... how nice for you!
MooseheadJack13 (2:15:53 PM): yeah lucky me
MightyDerf86 (2:16:15 PM): ok where's the rant?
MightyDerf86 (2:16:21 PM): I did one last Thursday, where's yours?
MooseheadJack13 (2:16:27 PM): too soon
MooseheadJack13 (2:16:35 PM): I can't even form a sentence right now
MooseheadJack13 (2:16:47 PM): and the Braves are the luckiest fucking team
alive
MightyDerf86 (2:16:47 PM): yeah well that's nothing new
MooseheadJack13 (2:17:08 PM): seriously, they scored like three runs and
didn't hit the ball out of the infield
MightyDerf86 (2:17:25 PM): well no, they were too busy being walked with the
bases loaded
MightyDerf86 (2:17:33 PM): I think maybe it's time you focused on the WC
MooseheadJack13 (2:17:41 PM): WAWTD
MightyDerf86 (2:17:50 PM): not unless you're a Mets fan
MightyDerf86 (2:17:57 PM): sing it with me
MooseheadJack13 (2:17:59 PM): don't even say it
MightyDerf86 (2:18:03 PM): Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets
MightyDerf86 (2:18:05 PM): your turn
MightyDerf86 (2:18:13 PM): CMON JIMMY!
MooseheadJack13 (2:18:27 PM): Joo, teh Joo, Kill teh Joo
MightyDerf86 (2:18:32 PM): HA!
MightyDerf86 (2:18:50 PM): very close
MooseheadJack13 (2:20:40 PM): fuck
MooseheadJack13 (2:20:56 PM): Cholly pulls his shit again
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:03 PM): Romero for 2 hitters
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:07 PM): bring in someone else
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:18 PM): then go to Gordon for the third straight day
MightyDerf86 (2:21:29 PM): he's a spry 43, he can handle it
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:31 PM): then panic and hope Myers gets a 5 out save
MightyDerf86 (2:21:41 PM): Romero should have gone two innings, not two
batters
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:50 PM): rush Myers into the g@me so he looks like shit
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:51 PM): ugh
MooseheadJack13 (2:21:57 PM): just fucking horrible
MightyDerf86 (2:22:19 PM): I'd hate to be Mrs. Myers walking the Atlanta
streets
MooseheadJack13 (2:22:21 PM): does it say somewhere that a rightie cannot
get a rightie out? Or whatever the fuck the matchup is?
MightyDerf86 (2:22:34 PM): although she would be the only strike he throws
all day
MooseheadJack13 (2:22:39 PM): Mrs. Myers better know her role and stay in
the kitchen making pot pies all night
MooseheadJack13 (2:22:46 PM): he'd probably miss that too
MightyDerf86 (2:22:58 PM): Ball four[/Crash]