*The sound of glass breaking is heard through out the arena as the crowd jumps up to their feet! The manager of the Booze Hounds, Shark Boy walks down the ramp!*
*Sharky 24/7 enters the ring and demands a microphone*
Sharkboy: Ya damn right the "Booze Hounds" made it to round two of this damn fantasy tournament! But the fight ain't over. Eh-Ehhhhh! We gotta stomp a mud hole in the New Hart Foundation 2.0 or whatever the hell they're callin' themselves and I reckon it's gonna be a blood bath! Figuratively speakin' of course, Sharky ain't a dumbass, he knows this is all fantasy. (What?) I said I know this is all fiction! (What?!) I said I know this sh*t ain't real! (What?!) But you know what? It's still real to me, damnit!
*Suddenly Stan Hansen, Bruiser Brody and ODB enter the ring to accompany their manager*
ODB: (Grabs a mic) Ya know Sharky, aside from being a nice piece of bass, you're also a smart business Shark! You got the wildest, Toughest, most defiant SOB's in wrestling and put them all in one group! No disrespect to Bret Hart's group, they have good names like John Morrison and THE tag team of the 80's, the Road Warriors. But they ain't got a pair like this! *Squishes tit's together and tilts head to Brody and Hansen* BAM!
Stan: I reckon Hawk and Animal are one of the toughest teams in wrasslin. Hell, they have a reputation of beatin' up and throwin' around their opponents on a regular basis. I'll be damned if them two make up wearing critters throw me and Big Brody around in that ring! Hell, I can barely carry Bruiser after a long night of drinkin'! Good Luck with that, boys!
Brody: Brock Lesnar, Bret Hart, Hawk, Animal, Ultimate Warrior! Lot's of good names! Lot's of good people they've beaten in that ring! You know who they haven't beaten?! Bruiser Brody! And they never will!
Hart Foundation, you're a hell of a group, but when it's all said and done, you ain't got what it takes to keep up with the rowdiest, most pissed off stable in all of wrasslin! The Booze Hounds!
Shark Boy: If you want us to win this round, give me a "Shell Yeah"! (Shell Yeah!) And that's the fishin' line, cuz Shark Boy said so!
I really love M16 group. Wanted to do a british Stable as well. Rhodes team is ok. Like I said, im not crazy about the old schools like the majority, but I do like some and appreciate them no doubt.
Maybe its me, but the booze hounds scream fun and violence. My only qualm is that I wanted to swith JBL as enforcer an have James Storm as the mid carder. But some nozzle got greedy and in turn caused me to call an audible
Main Event Wrestler: The Rock Mid-Card Wrestler: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat Tag Team Wrestlers: Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy (The Hardy Boyz) Enforcer: Batista Wild-Card: Diamond Dallas Page Woman's Wrestler: Lacey Manager: Shane McMahon
TAPOUT (Heel Stable) Main Event Wrestler: Kurt Angle Mid-Card Wrestler: Chris Benoit Tag Team Wrestlers: Scott Steiner and Rick Steiner (The Steiner Brothers) Enforcer: Samoa Joe Wild-Card: Nigel McGuinness Woman's Wrestler: Victoria Manager: Bob Backlund
My Face Stable is obviously going to draw from the Fast and Furious franchise, will everyone representing someone from that franchise. My heel stable is obviously going to be suplex and submission based heel group. My only problem is I'm not sure if I should switch the women around and let Victoria be on the face team and move Lacey to the heel team. Your input would be great!
I'm putting together my (face) Shark stable as well. If there's time tonight, I'll post it.