Fat chicks are typically good at sex (y'know, unless they're like 900lbs), because they know that each time they have sex COULD very well be the last. And I think they take that fact very seriously. Plus, they're always so appreciative of you for having sex with them in the first place, so they're willing to go the extra mile for ya.
I missed the voting cutoff here, but I totally would have voted for the sex. :-)
Cartman is one of my favorite tv characters ever..........and I didn't even take a millisecond to consider voting for him,this should be a rout
Sportsguy......... You'd vote for ass over your favorite cartoon dude, but not for sex over time travel. What good is time travel if you can't bang any of the chicks you meet where you go? Are you just that into masturbation?
I will strike down upon the with great vengence and Furious anger.....those who don't vote for Jules here.
Did Jules end the Cold War? Did he coach the Green Death? Did he free the hostages in Iran? Did he tear down the Berlin Wall? Did he split the atom for the first time? Did he invent the internal combustion engine AND the internet? Did HE sack Drew Bledsoe 3 times in the 2nd half of Super Bowl 31?
No he didn't.
The 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team did.
All Jules ever did was quote the bible, shoot people and say "motherfucker". Big. Fucking. Deal.
God asks you to retract your vote. Because God wouldn't be God without the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team.