In related news to the Punk firing Jungle Boy Jack Perry has been suspended indefinitely.

I was actually going to start this thread later this week, so thank you Dev.

AFC East
Bills- Man, I'm REAL tempted to go Miami here.
Dolphins(WC)- And if Jalen Ramsey was healthy from the start and/or you could guarantee me Tua makes it through the entire season, I probably would have.
Jets(WC)- So uh, who's this new QB they got? Why does his name sound so familiar to me?
Patriots- There's just not enough talent here. Especially in a division this loaded.

AFC North
Bengals- Clearly the top of this division.
Steelers- Death. Taxes. Mike Tomlin finishing with at least 9 wins.
Ravens- Too many question marks for me to put them any higher than this.
Browns- Fuck this team. Fuck this QB. Triple fuck these owners for enabling that sexually assaulting piece of shit.

AFC South
Jaguars- Expecting Trevor Lawrence to make a big leap in his second year with an actual NFL Coach.
Titans- Not as good as the team above them. Miles better than the teams below them.
Colts- Free my guy Jonathan Taylor! Also, Anthony Richarson is going to be a Ryan Leaf level bust folks.
Texans- So is C.J Stroud.

AFC West
Chiefs- The Chris Jones holdout is a major concern. But assuming he comes back mid season or before... yeah, they're still the favorites.
Chargers(WC)- I don't trust this team at all, but someone has to get the last wild card spot.
Raiders- Davante, I still love you. You deserve better than this complete shit show of an orginization.
Broncos- Let Russ cook Russ IS cooked.

AFC Championship Game
Chiefs over Jaguars

NFC East
Eagles- Sportswriters can make reservations to attend the NFC Championship game in Philly right now.
Cowboys (WC)- Bitchtits McDumbass is calling plays now!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Inject it into my fucking veins. Unfortunately I still pick them to make the playoffs because the rest of this conference is fucking dogshit.
Giants- I can not believe they gave Daniel Jones that contract. Someone make it make sense.
Commanders- New owner and new QB are a good start. New coach is 99.9 percent likely coming after the season. Now get rid of this stupid fucking name.

NFC North
Lions- I'm picking a team based in Detroit to win something. In the year 2023. What alternate demension have I entered?
Packers- Do I think Jordan Love is going to be any good? FUUUUUUCK No. But I still think there's enough talent on this team to make a run at a playoff spot. Ultimately I don't trust Joe Berry enough at Defensive Coordinator to pull the trigger and predict it.
Bears- The answer to the question "What if we just let a running back take all the snaps at Quarterback?"
Vikings- Minnesota meet Regression. Regression meet Minnesota. I'll be over here laughing my ass off as you get acquainted.

NFC South
Falcons- I think the best team in the division. But like Dev said, who the hell knows?
Panthers (WC)- This year's Jacksonville. A competent NFL coach takes over for a college coach who was way out of his depth and leads the team to the playoffs.
Saints- Meh.
Bucs- The two teams I hate more than any others in this league are the Vikings (Sorry Scott, miss you here on the board) and the Cowboys. And I wouldn't even wish a Baker Mayfield/Kyle Trask QB battle on THEM. (Okay, maybe I would.)

NFC West
49ers- Clearly the class of this division.
Seahawks (WC)- Bobby Wagner coming back to this defense might be the most underrated important move of the offseason.
Rams- Super Bowl wins last forever but that window closed FAST.
Cardinals- "And with the first pick in the 2024 NFL Draft...."

NFC Championship Game
Eagles over 49ers

Super Bowl
Flip the script from last year. Eagles over Chiefs

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