Well, that was a fun read. Especially Lucky's stern lecture for all the sex-starved married guys, Gator's colorful descriptions of female genitalia, and of course the picture of Courtney that makes me think she's missing an eye.
All that said, I smite Courtney for her continued lack of photographic evidence. Not that I care, becase as I believe m-kid said, bald ain't my thing, but think of Gator.
There's no point now. You should be going for "as far away from zero as possible", on either side. Exalting you only brings you closer to "neutral", which is ass. On that note, here's a good faith smite.