[Loki]

bcuz this is teh cool im keepng smite blog peace out loki



Friday May 25th

9:03AM - Reread Shititest SuperHero movie thread. Saw Serg smited GayTex for not knowing LXG was based on a comic book. Smited Serg for being like the comic geek on Simpsons.

10:48AM - WTF? Geek Serg still hasn't Batman Begins? Loser! SMITE!


11:55AM - WTF x2? Loser Solly smited me? For no reason???? Assmunch. Smite.

And Rosie poetry.

spring is here
birds in trees
remind me of joos
kill them all

1:13PM - Solly = F'N Ahole. Smite.

2:01PM - I feel the urge to write.

water over dirt
frogs 8 some flies
a happy meal
nuclear war

fight for your freedom
intranet soundwaves
shining light into dark
moon cheese

smite powers are mine
evildoers beware
the joo will die
springtime roses

[The Jewish Cunthead]

8:27 AM - I smited loki because well... just because.

[Jack Quinn]

loki said:

10:48AM - WTF? Geek Serg still hasn't Batman Begins? Loser! SMITE!

smited loki for poor sentence structure.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

mooseheadjack said:

smited loki for poor sentence structure.

So says the guy who won't capitalize his sentences? You're like Oppy but uglier.

[Jack Quinn]

i am too cool for capitalization

[williamssl]

loki said:

bcuz this is teh cool im keepng smite blog peace out loki



Friday May 25th

9:03AM - Reread Shititest SuperHero movie thread. Saw Serg smited GayTex for not knowing LXG was based on a comic book. Smited Serg for being like the comic geek on Simpsons.

10:48AM - WTF? Geek Serg still hasn't Batman Begins? Loser! SMITE!


11:55AM - WTF x2? Loser Solly smited me? For no reason???? Assmunch. Smite.

And Rosie poetry.

spring is here
birds in trees
remind me of joos
kill them all

The Rosie-style poetry was the kicker!

[Loki]

Post of the day! w00t!

[Loki]

Friday 2/25

2:27 PM - moose. big bastard who loves dry humping little freds. smite me? i'll smite you twice as hard because i'm HARDCORE!

the moose and jew
intertwining limbs
eating french casserole
sharing love juices


4:21PM - smiting moose again lol.

[Loki]

Tuesday, 5/29

Dear Smite Blog,

Sorry I didn't post in your thread all weekend. Once I found out that bitch Hasselbeck had chased my Rosie off the air I got loaded and spent all week in a depression induced alcohol haze.

*sniff* ROSIE! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU??????????????


8:13 AM - Exalt to Mike for the classic "Alba over Bandwidth Exceeded any day of the week" line.

[Loki]

Tuesday, 5/29

9:43 AM - Smiting Tex bcuz his bitch Hasselbeck drove my precious Rosie from teh TV.

BITCH I HATE U BITCH DIE




i dont want
to live in a country
where elisabeths rule

what happened to america?

the
dream
dies

they have won

[williamssl]

Big fat lesbodyke bitches bounce back. It's like a rule of physics or something.

May God have mercy on our souls.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

loki said:

Friday 2/25

2:27 PM - moose. big bastard who loves dry humping little freds. smite me? i'll smite you twice as hard because i'm HARDCORE!

the moose and jew
intertwining limbs
eating french casserole
sharing love juices


4:21PM - smiting moose again lol.

TEH EXALT.

[docx]

Today begins my campaign to smite Loki once per hour. I'll think of individual reasons, but my thirst for vengeance basically has its roots in his treachery of Friday afternoon:
natecorbitt.proboards81.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1176917834&page=163

Throw me under the bus, will you?!


10 AM CST: A smite for the Dick Cheney/Vader pic in NSFW.

(I'm putting reminders in my Outlook, so I don't forget to bring the smiting. )

[Loki]

Are you sure you want to go down this road?

Really?

Cause I can smite you right back, you know. I have the powerful Lotus Notes reminder to remind me to smite you hourly.

I mean, I'm game if you are. But we're evenly matched, and the end result will be both our our karmas spinning wildly out of control, with neither of us benefitting.

OR....

We could unite against a common foe, double smite them every hour and send their karma to negative inifinty!

Your choice.

[docx]

11:20 AM CST - Smited for not liking lolcat pictures, and for trying to win me over with logic and compassion. Bah!

By the way, who's the common foe? Because I smited you for the 11:00 hour before I read your post.

1:32 PM CST: Smite for not responding to my question. I don't care if you're "offline".

[Loki]

5/6

Dear Smite Blog,

Doc decided he wanted to get in a smite battle with me. Then he logged on this morning and discovered that his karma took a negative 33 nosedive. To be fair, I did warn him, but he didn’t take the power of Lotus Notes seriously. Granted, Lotus Notes power doesn’t hold a candle to “FEAR THE STICKY LOCK!!!!”, but it gets the job done.

Perhaps he’ll look into that alliance I proposed a bit more seriously now. Imagine the havoc we could unleash.

Or not. I’ve unleashed mine in Doc’s direction. Maybe I should try to get him down to -600 before the week is over. Decisions, decisions!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

loki said:

Perhaps he’ll look into that alliance I proposed a bit more seriously now. Imagine the havoc we could unleash.

Dear loki's Smite Blog:

That doesn't sound gay at all.

Love,
Solly

[docx]

loki said:

5/6
Perhaps he’ll look into that alliance I proposed a bit more seriously now. Imagine the havoc we could unleash.

Together, we will rule the Universe.
I don't care if it's teh ghey or not.

[Loki]

6/6 - Dear Smite Blog,

Today, Doc and I have decided to join our forces for EVIL~~!! Or good, depending on your POV. Either way, we're going to smite Solly. As of 11:15 he was at -454. 11:18: -455. Now: -456

[Courtney]

Dear Loki's Smite Blog,

I smited your owner because, as Al Swearegen would say, he's a cocksucker.

Chao,

Courtney