[Road Warrior Shark]

Booze Hounds
Main Event Wrestler: Steve Austin
Mid-Card Wrestler: John Bradshaw Layfield
Tag Team Wrestler #1: Stan Hansen
Tag Team Wrestler #2: Bruiser Brody
Female Wrestler: ODB
Bodyguard / Enforcer: Jay Bradley
Wild Card: Brian Pillman
Manager / Valet: Shark Boy

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The Hart Foundation
Main Event Wrestler- Bret "the Hitman" Hart
Mid-Card Wrestler- John Morrison
Tag Team Wrestler #1- Road Warrior Hawk
Tag Team Wrestler #2- Road Warrior Animal
Female Wrestler- Mickie James
Bodyguard / Enforcer- Brock Lesnar
Wild Card- The Ultimate Warrior
Manager / Valet- Sable

[Road Warrior Shark]

As much as I like the Brody/Hansen team, I think the Harts have a better chance of dominating and not killing each other.

[Deadly]

Booze.

[Amazing Jos]

*The sound of glass breaking is heard through out the arena as the crowd jumps up to their feet! The manager of the Booze Hounds, Shark Boy walks down the ramp!*





*Sharky 24/7 enters the ring and demands a microphone*

Sharkboy: Ya damn right the "Booze Hounds" made it to round two of this damn fantasy tournament! But the fight ain't over. Eh-Ehhhhh! We gotta stomp a mud hole in the New Hart Foundation 2.0 or whatever the hell they're callin' themselves and I reckon it's gonna be a blood bath! Figuratively speakin' of course, Sharky ain't a dumbass, he knows this is all fantasy. (What?) I said I know this is all fiction! (What?!) I said I know this sh*t ain't real! (What?!) But you know what? It's still real to me, damnit!

*Suddenly Stan Hansen, Bruiser Brody and ODB enter the ring to accompany their manager*



ODB: (Grabs a mic) Ya know Sharky, aside from being a nice piece of bass, you're also a smart business Shark! You got the wildest, Toughest, most defiant SOB's in wrestling and put them all in one group! No disrespect to Bret Hart's group, they have good names like John Morrison and THE tag team of the 80's, the Road Warriors. But they ain't got a pair like this! *Squishes tit's together and tilts head to Brody and Hansen* BAM! 

Stan: I reckon Hawk and Animal are one of the toughest teams in wrasslin. Hell, they have a reputation of beatin' up and throwin' around their opponents on a regular basis. I'll be damned if them two make up wearing critters throw me and Big Brody around in that ring! Hell, I can barely carry Bruiser after a long night of drinkin'! Good Luck with that, boys!

Brody: Brock Lesnar, Bret Hart, Hawk, Animal, Ultimate Warrior! Lot's of good names! Lot's of good people they've beaten in that ring! You know who they haven't beaten?! Bruiser Brody! And they never will!

Hart Foundation, you're a hell of a group, but when it's all said and done, you ain't got what it takes to keep up with the rowdiest, most pissed off stable in all of wrasslin! The Booze Hounds!

Shark Boy: If you want us to win this round, give me a "Shell Yeah"! (Shell Yeah!) And that's the fishin' line, cuz Shark Boy said so!

*All 4 leave the ring*