Drunk Mikey watching softball
Sept 6, 2007 13:37:36 GMT -5
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Sept 6, 2007 13:37:36 GMT -5
MightyDerf86 (10:00:32 PM): ok the chat thing is pissing me off
TarheelMike82 (10:01:01 PM): I'm sorry
MightyDerf86 (10:00:51 PM): I blame him
TarheelMike82 (10:01:57 PM): Naturally
TarheelMike82 (10:02:09 PM): He probably isn't wathcing the hotness anyway
TarheelMike82 (10:02:10 PM): Jerk
MightyDerf86 (10:01:56 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (10:07:41 PM): Moose broek it again
MightyDerf86 (10:07:32 PM): we should shoot him
TarheelMike82 (10:07:56 PM): MooseheadJack13 (12:07:36 AM):mah my AIM is wonky tonight
TarheelMike82 (10:08:00 PM): See, he admits it
TarheelMike82 (10:08:02 PM): Jerk
MightyDerf86 (10:07:47 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (10:08:18 PM): I hate blind people
TarheelMike82 (10:08:23 PM): The and their tax cuts and shit
TarheelMike82 (10:08:32 PM): Fuck blind people
MightyDerf86 (10:08:21 PM): this needs to be in the chat
TarheelMike82 (10:08:59 PM): I just need to drink more often
MightyDerf86 (10:08:47 PM): that too
MightyDerf86 (10:09:30 PM): I have a great idea for softball
MightyDerf86 (10:09:48 PM): it's a little extreme
MightyDerf86 (10:09:54 PM): but they all play naked
TarheelMike82 (10:10:28 PM): That's not extreme.. that's marketing baby!
MightyDerf86 (10:10:22 PM): put that on PPV - it'll be a goldmine
TarheelMike82 (10:10:52 PM): I'm there like Moose on a bandwagon
MightyDerf86 (10:11:00 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
TarheelMike82 (10:11:32 PM): She came out halfway to the mound on a drag bunt!!
MightyDerf86 (10:11:49 PM): this is really a sport?
TarheelMike82 (10:12:14 PM): Allegedly
TarheelMike82 (10:12:25 PM): My girl's back up
MightyDerf86 (10:12:35 PM): sweet
TarheelMike82 (10:13:02 PM): I'm calling another K
MightyDerf86 (10:13:12 PM): CRUSHED
TarheelMike82 (10:13:43 PM): Dig the bow in the hair!
TarheelMike82 (10:13:48 PM): The pitcher is hot
MightyDerf86 (10:13:58 PM): cute huh
TarheelMike82 (10:14:27 PM): yes
TarheelMike82 (10:14:39 PM): And I just told Moose, remind me to tell you my internet porn theory sometime
MightyDerf86 (10:14:28 PM): GOOD EYE SWEETIE
MightyDerf86 (10:14:32 PM): sometime is NOW
TarheelMike82 (10:14:51 PM): I love her
TarheelMike82 (10:14:57 PM): I guess it is
TarheelMike82 (10:15:07 PM): STEAL ANOTHER BASE BITCH!
TarheelMike82 (10:15:12 PM): DAMN!
MightyDerf86 (10:14:58 PM): DAMN IT
TarheelMike82 (10:15:22 PM): I love the Zona catcher
MightyDerf86 (10:15:13 PM): wait, they can't lead?
TarheelMike82 (10:15:35 PM): Nope
TarheelMike82 (10:15:41 PM): It's a tee ball field remember?
MightyDerf86 (10:15:24 PM): this is stupid
TarheelMike82 (10:16:46 PM): When half the excitement of searching for internet porn is the miniscule chance that you MAY come across your ex-wife screwing some guy, doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?
MightyDerf86 (10:17:03 PM): that's AWESOME
MightyDerf86 (10:17:19 PM): and I've never seen Jessica so I can't confirm or deny
TarheelMike82 (10:17:39 PM): Ya'll love me when I drink
MightyDerf86 (10:17:28 PM): or when you don't.
TarheelMike82 (10:17:53 PM): She was a looker
MightyDerf86 (10:18:03 PM): does she have a myspace?
TarheelMike82 (10:18:36 PM): I don't think so
MightyDerf86 (10:18:32 PM): I guess www.myspace.com/cunt was taken
TarheelMike82 (10:18:49 PM): I've got a pic of her on my computer somehwere
TarheelMike82 (10:18:58 PM): yeah, I checked that
MightyDerf86 (10:19:08 PM): nice
TarheelMike82 (10:19:49 PM): ROBIN'S BLACK??
TarheelMike82 (10:19:51 PM): WHAT THE HELL?
TarheelMike82 (10:20:08 PM): And hanging out with Superman?? BLASPHEMY!
MightyDerf86 (10:20:14 PM): tell the comic geeks
TarheelMike82 (10:20:33 PM): Does the ponytail give her bad luck or something? The braids are horrible
TarheelMike82 (10:20:46 PM): I've mnever read a comic book in my life
TarheelMike82 (10:21:00 PM): Never got the attraction
TarheelMike82 (10:21:18 PM): I suck, I'm losing to YOU 9-5
MightyDerf86 (10:21:08 PM): It was 10-6
TarheelMike82 (10:21:29 PM): I know
TarheelMike82 (10:21:35 PM): Like I said, I suck
MightyDerf86 (10:21:21 PM): karma
MightyDerf86 (10:21:27 PM): you talked shit on Sunday, look at ya now
TarheelMike82 (10:21:52 PM): Yup
TarheelMike82 (10:21:55 PM): I'm an idiot
TarheelMike82 (10:22:07 PM): I don't see where I can make much of that up either
MightyDerf86 (10:21:52 PM): you're losing to the worst team in the league
TarheelMike82 (10:22:20 PM): That makes me Atlanta!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:10 PM): HA!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:38 PM): it's kinda close
TarheelMike82 (10:23:00 PM): How do you have 63 K's?
MightyDerf86 (10:22:49 PM): I'm only up by 3 runs, one loss and one save
MightyDerf86 (10:22:55 PM): my team rules
MightyDerf86 (10:22:57 PM): that's how
TarheelMike82 (10:23:44 PM): I'm just glad it's looking like James and Francis on the bech isn't gonna cost me points
TarheelMike82 (10:24:06 PM): What;s with the yellow ball?
MightyDerf86 (10:24:10 PM): you have Randy Winn?
MightyDerf86 (10:24:12 PM): wow
TarheelMike82 (10:24:47 PM): I needed a guy when Figgins was on the DL
TarheelMike82 (10:24:59 PM): I decided to keep him, he hasnt been basd
MightyDerf86 (10:25:04 PM): You might as well dump Easley... Valentin is coming back soon
TarheelMike82 (10:25:34 PM): Yep... saw that the other day
TarheelMike82 (10:26:24 PM): Gotta love the 3.00 WHIP on .2 IP
MightyDerf86 (10:27:41 PM): SOLID
TarheelMike82 (10:27:12 PM): Damn commericals
TarheelMike82 (10:28:26 PM): The COACH is hot
TarheelMike82 (10:28:29 PM): WTF?
MightyDerf86 (10:28:18 PM): that's the coach??
TarheelMike82 (10:28:41 PM): Yup
MightyDerf86 (10:28:36 PM): oh jesus
MightyDerf86 (10:28:40 PM): that bow
TarheelMike82 (10:28:52 PM): OMG SPORTS BRA!
MightyDerf86 (10:29:11 PM): please... if any of these chicks are over a B cup, I'll change my Braves Suck av
TarheelMike82 (10:29:58 PM): I'll personally check, ok?
MightyDerf86 (10:30:12 PM): excellent
TarheelMike82 (10:30:59 PM): There, thats the ex
TarheelMike82 (10:31:15 PM): it's a bad pic
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MightyDerf86 (10:31:21 PM): she's cute
MightyDerf86 (10:31:31 PM): how could someone that cute be such a horrible mother?
MightyDerf86 (10:31:32 PM): amazing
TarheelMike82 (10:31:54 PM): Dunno
TarheelMike82 (10:32:18 PM): HOTTIE AT BAT!
MightyDerf86 (10:32:17 PM): jeez
TarheelMike82 (10:32:36 PM): Aint that a bitch
MightyDerf86 (10:32:38 PM): I know there's like a foot between the plate and the mound but ya gotta lay that down sweetie
TarheelMike82 (10:33:06 PM): HAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:33:15 PM): did you see highlights from the Yanks-Sox?
TarheelMike82 (10:33:33 PM): That pitcher is smoking
TarheelMike82 (10:33:38 PM): Some of them
MightyDerf86 (10:33:24 PM): hell yeah she is
MightyDerf86 (10:33:32 PM): did you see the fans with the blond masks?
TarheelMike82 (10:33:57 PM): I don't think so
TarheelMike82 (10:34:39 PM): DRUG DEAL!
MightyDerf86 (10:34:40 PM): us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/1d/fullj.getty-73395409eg017_new_york_yank_10_48_34_pm.jpg
TarheelMike82 (10:35:13 PM): THAT RULES!
MightyDerf86 (10:35:15 PM): you might need to post that
TarheelMike82 (10:35:55 PM): PWNED
TarheelMike82 (10:36:23 PM): OMG EYE BLACK
MightyDerf86 (10:36:24 PM): I don't like the pigtails though
TarheelMike82 (10:36:43 PM): Abbott's like 6'5''
TarheelMike82 (10:36:52 PM): I swear she is
TarheelMike82 (10:37:13 PM): Lucky guy adjusting her coat
MightyDerf86 (10:37:31 PM): that broad is all legs
MightyDerf86 (10:37:32 PM): jesus
TarheelMike82 (10:37:51 PM): Posting that pc now
TarheelMike82 (10:37:59 PM): I hope
MightyDerf86 (10:37:51 PM): DRUG DEAL
MightyDerf86 (10:38:00 PM): seriously they do that after every out?
TarheelMike82 (10:38:39 PM): I think so
TarheelMike82 (10:39:17 PM): I got like 4 shots left... I'm contemplating finshing it off
MightyDerf86 (10:39:00 PM): I could totally take her deep
MightyDerf86 (10:39:03 PM): DO IT
TarheelMike82 (10:39:23 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:39:37 PM): I can't feel my toes
MightyDerf86 (10:39:25 PM): DRINK IT
TarheelMike82 (10:39:58 PM): Like Verne Lundquist at the 86 Masters....
TarheelMike82 (10:40:01 PM): YES SIR!
TarheelMike82 (10:40:22 PM): Not like I'm not gonna just pass the hel ot anyway
TarheelMike82 (10:40:34 PM): This girl is hot too
MightyDerf86 (10:40:23 PM): exactly
TarheelMike82 (10:40:43 PM): Wait, that;s the leadoff hitter
TarheelMike82 (10:40:52 PM): She was hot like an hour ago
MightyDerf86 (10:40:39 PM): your girl, right?
TarheelMike82 (10:40:59 PM): At least I know that;s no the alcohol talking
TarheelMike82 (10:41:17 PM): I'm a sicker for skinny ckicks
TarheelMike82 (10:41:25 PM): I'm also drunk
MightyDerf86 (10:41:08 PM): ain't they all?
TarheelMike82 (10:41:36 PM): And OO won't load damn it
TarheelMike82 (10:41:47 PM): More or less
MightyDerf86 (10:42:13 PM): OMG HOTTIE MONTAGE
TarheelMike82 (10:42:46 PM): Shit and I missed it
TarheelMike82 (10:42:59 PM): THERE YA GO
TarheelMike82 (10:43:02 PM): She's AA's age
MightyDerf86 (10:43:08 PM): If AA was awake, he'd all over that like white on rice
TarheelMike82 (10:43:46 PM): But AA went to bed at 7pm PDT
MightyDerf86 (10:43:34 PM): late night huh?
TarheelMike82 (10:43:52 PM): That is why we love him
MightyDerf86 (10:43:46 PM): hell yes
TarheelMike82 (10:44:07 PM): Things got crazy!
MightyDerf86 (10:44:01 PM): they had dinner at 4 instead of 3.
TarheelMike82 (10:44:24 PM): HAHAHAHA!
TarheelMike82 (10:44:44 PM): That pitcher is totally hot
MightyDerf86 (10:44:38 PM): this field is just so stupid
MightyDerf86 (10:44:57 PM): the OF wall is 80 ft away
TarheelMike82 (10:45:28 PM): I remember manipulating the teee ball field in 1st grade
TarheelMike82 (10:46:02 PM): May I fuck her?
MightyDerf86 (10:45:53 PM): HA!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:46:34 PM): Stole that one from Chrissy
TarheelMike82 (10:47:21 PM): I can't belive I've watched 5 innings of this shit
TarheelMike82 (10:47:28 PM): HAWT!
TarheelMike82 (10:47:38 PM): Volunteer coach... I love it
MightyDerf86 (10:47:23 PM): that's why you've watched
TarheelMike82 (10:47:52 PM): DRUG DEal~!
MightyDerf86 (10:47:49 PM): sweet jesus, they need to lay down for Playboy
TarheelMike82 (10:48:09 PM): I feel like GimmickMan
TarheelMike82 (10:48:14 PM): Watching this shit
MightyDerf86 (10:47:59 PM): or at least an erotic thriller on Cinemax
MightyDerf86 (10:48:06 PM): are your pants down?
TarheelMike82 (10:48:28 PM): I microplay
TarheelMike82 (10:48:31 PM): Not yet
MightyDerf86 (10:48:18 PM): then you're safe
TarheelMike82 (10:49:04 PM): Thank God
MightyDerf86 (10:49:21 PM): Leroy needs to be announcing sports
MightyDerf86 (10:49:26 PM): I don't even care which sport
TarheelMike82 (10:50:05 PM): LMFAO
TarheelMike82 (10:50:34 PM): What;s with the mask?
MightyDerf86 (10:50:53 PM): WHAT?
MightyDerf86 (10:50:58 PM): time between pitches rule?
MightyDerf86 (10:51:03 PM): Trachsel would be FUCKED
TarheelMike82 (10:51:19 PM): OMG TIME BETWEEN PITCHES RULE
TarheelMike82 (10:51:58 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:52:09 PM): dig the eye black
TarheelMike82 (10:52:42 PM): OMG HAWT!
TarheelMike82 (10:53:31 PM): That was Maddux esque
TarheelMike82 (10:53:39 PM): Attgirl Bronson
MightyDerf86 (10:53:33 PM): that 1B looks hot
TarheelMike82 (10:54:05 PM): That's cause she is
MightyDerf86 (10:53:57 PM): that makes sense then
MightyDerf86 (10:54:22 PM): HOLY SHIT
TarheelMike82 (10:54:33 PM): If I was permanently drunk I'd be married again by now
MightyDerf86 (10:54:23 PM): A HIT
MightyDerf86 (10:54:30 PM): HAHA
TarheelMike82 (10:54:47 PM): WOW!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:55:12 PM): Goes all Luis Gonzales on her
MightyDerf86 (10:54:57 PM): Moose says to send me your convo about Gimmick
TarheelMike82 (10:55:22 PM): HAHAHAH!
TarheelMike82 (10:55:28 PM): Man that shit is awesome
TarheelMike82 (10:55:47 PM): I need to pass out already
TarheelMike82 (10:55:52 PM): Ya;ll are killing me
MightyDerf86 (10:55:43 PM): HAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (10:55:51 PM): game ain't over yet
TarheelMike82 (10:56:20 PM): One more round
TarheelMike82 (10:56:27 PM): I GOT ONE MORE ROUND
MightyDerf86 (10:56:23 PM): GOT MO, GOTA LOTTA MO
TarheelMike82 (10:56:48 PM): LMFAO
TarheelMike82 (10:56:57 PM): COME ON BALBOA UHHHHHHHHH!
MightyDerf86 (10:56:49 PM): I love that
TarheelMike82 (10:57:08 PM): That;s 2 hits inb s arow
TarheelMike82 (10:57:13 PM): Or something like that
MightyDerf86 (10:57:12 PM): it's a NCAA record
TarheelMike82 (10:57:39 PM): Duran Duran is hot too
TarheelMike82 (10:57:45 PM): I need a softball girlfirend
TarheelMike82 (10:58:29 PM): And Moose won't say up for the game
TarheelMike82 (10:58:31 PM): What a loser
TarheelMike82 (10:58:43 PM): Balko is hot
TarheelMike82 (10:58:47 PM): I want her on my bed NOW
TarheelMike82 (10:59:00 PM): Oh what the hell, another shot
MightyDerf86 (10:58:50 PM): there's my boy
TarheelMike82 (10:59:52 PM): What;s witht he mask, shit?
TarheelMike82 (11:00:08 PM): Fuck
MightyDerf86 (11:00:03 PM): PUSSY
TarheelMike82 (11:00:23 PM): Chick witht he galsses was hot too
TarheelMike82 (11:00:40 PM): What, 210 to center?
TarheelMike82 (11:00:57 PM): Come on honey!
MightyDerf86 (11:00:43 PM): 210? That's like the RFK of softball fields
TarheelMike82 (11:01:07 PM): HAHAHAHA!!
TarheelMike82 (11:01:11 PM): DAMMIT!
MightyDerf86 (11:01:06 PM): she's like Ollie Perez jumping over the line
TarheelMike82 (11:01:26 PM): There goes my hard on
MightyDerf86 (11:01:21 PM): they might show the ump again
TarheelMike82 (11:01:44 PM): Fuck Ollie Perez
MightyDerf86 (11:01:31 PM): TEH BRAVE KILLER
TarheelMike82 (11:01:58 PM): KYLE DAVIES BITCH
MightyDerf86 (11:01:52 PM): Maaaan fuck you
TarheelMike82 (11:02:16 PM): I aven't been this wasted in years
TarheelMike82 (11:02:43 PM): I'm watcing NCAA softball for God's sake
MightyDerf86 (11:02:31 PM): I should save this whole thread
TarheelMike82 (11:02:59 PM): I micropay
TarheelMike82 (11:03:04 PM): or whatever
MightyDerf86 (11:02:50 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (11:03:18 PM): I will remember NONE of this tomorrow
MightyDerf86 (11:03:08 PM): good old copy & paste
TarheelMike82 (11:03:27 PM): I like pitcher's duels
MightyDerf86 (11:03:22 PM): it's even better when you wanna fuck both pitchers
TarheelMike82 (11:03:48 PM): lmao
MightyDerf86 (11:03:34 PM): I like Peavy vs. Smoltz but it ain't happenin.
TarheelMike82 (11:03:57 PM): JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
TarheelMike82 (11:04:19 PM): literally roflmao
MightyDerf86 (11:04:15 PM): wOOt!
TarheelMike82 (11:04:50 PM): i og tnothing
TarheelMike82 (11:04:54 PM): got nothing even
MightyDerf86 (11:05:03 PM): they're doing the HEY song
TarheelMike82 (11:05:42 PM): I dunno if ithat's a good thing or a bad thing
MightyDerf86 (11:05:54 PM): they're hot so it's good
TarheelMike82 (11:06:14 PM): The umps are like Lou Gehrig... the luckiest men on the fac of the earth
MightyDerf86 (11:06:08 PM): if it was Willie McGee and Otis Nixon, I'd say no.
TarheelMike82 (11:06:31 PM): \YHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
TarheelMike82 (11:06:43 PM): I am dying here
MightyDerf86 (11:06:54 PM): seriously no one should make that kind of money and be that ugly
TarheelMike82 (11:07:17 PM): HA!
TarheelMike82 (11:07:51 PM): Willie McGee: All time all-ugly team
MightyDerf86 (11:07:38 PM): Eric Stoltz in MASK laughs at Otis Nixon
TarheelMike82 (11:08:06 PM): That;s brutal man
MightyDerf86 (11:07:57 PM): O-Dog ain't pretty
TarheelMike82 (11:08:18 PM): I love Otis... remember Van Slyke?
MightyDerf86 (11:08:06 PM): hell yes
TarheelMike82 (11:08:28 PM): Fuckign EPIC
MightyDerf86 (11:08:21 PM): great Pirates OF... Bonds, Van Slyke, Bonilla
TarheelMike82 (11:08:40 PM): She can drop my balls ANY time
TarheelMike82 (11:08:52 PM): And they won ALL those WS
TarheelMike82 (11:08:54 PM): Oh wait
MightyDerf86 (11:08:39 PM): oops
TarheelMike82 (11:09:10 PM): Who the fuck is Francisco Cabrera
MightyDerf86 (11:09:06 PM): Barry showin off the cannon
MightyDerf86 (11:09:15 PM): my favorite non Mets play EVAR
TarheelMike82 (11:09:27 PM): WHO? [/Lucky]
TarheelMike82 (11:09:36 PM): great moment
MightyDerf86 (11:10:01 PM): and that was his last play in that uniform
MightyDerf86 (11:10:06 PM): nice legacy
MightyDerf86 (11:10:24 PM): can't even throw out Sid Bream with his wooden leg
TarheelMike82 (11:10:12 PM): I've told you my personal storu about that game right?
TarheelMike82 (11:10:32 PM): No shit
TarheelMike82 (11:10:55 PM): Time out my girl is up
TarheelMike82 (11:11:25 PM): I want to marry her
MightyDerf86 (11:11:28 PM): you want to marry her and fuck her teammates?
TarheelMike82 (11:11:43 PM): Better eye than Frenchy
MightyDerf86 (11:11:47 PM): that doesn't mean much
MightyDerf86 (11:11:52 PM): ok your Game 7 story...
TarheelMike82 (11:11:59 PM): Yes
TarheelMike82 (11:12:05 PM): lol
TarheelMike82 (11:12:15 PM): I can settle dammit
TarheelMike82 (11:12:25 PM): We were moving to Alabama
TarheelMike82 (11:12:32 PM): So we were in temp housing on base
TarheelMike82 (11:12:38 PM): Our cable goes out
TarheelMike82 (11:12:45 PM): My dad is a HIGE Pitt fan
TarheelMike82 (11:12:53 PM): So we find the game on radio
TarheelMike82 (11:13:06 PM): And we get to hear Skip Caray's famous drunken call
MightyDerf86 (11:12:52 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (11:13:21 PM): I'd uh been drunk too
MightyDerf86 (11:13:13 PM): you were like 5
TarheelMike82 (11:13:38 PM): 10, get it right bitch
TarheelMike82 (11:13:49 PM): Cable went out in the 8th
TarheelMike82 (11:13:53 PM): Aubt that a bitch
TarheelMike82 (11:13:57 PM): OH WHIT!
MightyDerf86 (11:13:42 PM): WHOA
TarheelMike82 (11:14:05 PM): Zona throws here out!
MightyDerf86 (11:13:51 PM): that was a 10 hopper to CF
TarheelMike82 (11:14:13 PM): Can I marry her too?
TarheelMike82 (11:14:20 PM): I'm going all Mormon here
MightyDerf86 (11:14:03 PM): HOLY FUCK
MightyDerf86 (11:14:05 PM): THAT CATCHER IS HOT
TarheelMike82 (11:14:29 PM): Indeed she is
TarheelMike82 (11:14:41 PM): Lucky loves oitcheres, I love catchers
TarheelMike82 (11:14:53 PM): I love her
MightyDerf86 (11:14:39 PM): wow
MightyDerf86 (11:14:41 PM): she's awesome
TarheelMike82 (11:15:06 PM): INDEEEEEEEEEEED!
TarheelMike82 (11:15:16 PM): I am drunk as shit
MightyDerf86 (11:14:59 PM): the CF has a better arm than Damon
TarheelMike82 (11:15:25 PM): PWNED!
TarheelMike82 (11:15:35 PM): It was only like 100 feet though
TarheelMike82 (11:15:46 PM): I wantr to fuck her
MightyDerf86 (11:15:40 PM): that's like two football fields to Damon
TarheelMike82 (11:16:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!!!
TarheelMike82 (11:16:29 PM): This game rules
TarheelMike82 (11:16:33 PM): And I hate softball
MightyDerf86 (11:16:24 PM): hell yes
TarheelMike82 (11:16:59 PM): Litle roller up along second
MightyDerf86 (11:16:57 PM): THE BITCH BOOTS IT!
TarheelMike82 (11:17:25 PM): Fuck Tennessee
TarheelMike82 (11:17:31 PM): HAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (11:17:30 PM): they're all wearing bows
MightyDerf86 (11:17:31 PM): I love it
TarheelMike82 (11:17:59 PM): Okay, I just did the Scully call... I'm too runk to do it rigfht
MightyDerf86 (11:18:11 PM): HAHAHA
TarheelMike82 (11:18:56 PM): 9 is HHHHHOOOOTTTTT
TarheelMike82 (11:19:08 PM): Dirt on the Uni!!!
TarheelMike82 (11:19:26 PM): I am in love
TarheelMike82 (11:19:33 PM): I hate you Solly
MightyDerf86 (11:19:18 PM): that's gritty
MightyDerf86 (11:19:19 PM): I know.
MightyDerf86 (11:19:34 PM): stay with me Mikey - 3 more outs.
MightyDerf86 (11:24:35 PM): GIRL DOWN
TarheelMike82 (10:01:01 PM): I'm sorry
MightyDerf86 (10:00:51 PM): I blame him
TarheelMike82 (10:01:57 PM): Naturally
TarheelMike82 (10:02:09 PM): He probably isn't wathcing the hotness anyway
TarheelMike82 (10:02:10 PM): Jerk
MightyDerf86 (10:01:56 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (10:07:41 PM): Moose broek it again
MightyDerf86 (10:07:32 PM): we should shoot him
TarheelMike82 (10:07:56 PM): MooseheadJack13 (12:07:36 AM):mah my AIM is wonky tonight
TarheelMike82 (10:08:00 PM): See, he admits it
TarheelMike82 (10:08:02 PM): Jerk
MightyDerf86 (10:07:47 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (10:08:18 PM): I hate blind people
TarheelMike82 (10:08:23 PM): The and their tax cuts and shit
TarheelMike82 (10:08:32 PM): Fuck blind people
MightyDerf86 (10:08:21 PM): this needs to be in the chat
TarheelMike82 (10:08:59 PM): I just need to drink more often
MightyDerf86 (10:08:47 PM): that too
MightyDerf86 (10:09:30 PM): I have a great idea for softball
MightyDerf86 (10:09:48 PM): it's a little extreme
MightyDerf86 (10:09:54 PM): but they all play naked
TarheelMike82 (10:10:28 PM): That's not extreme.. that's marketing baby!
MightyDerf86 (10:10:22 PM): put that on PPV - it'll be a goldmine
TarheelMike82 (10:10:52 PM): I'm there like Moose on a bandwagon
MightyDerf86 (10:11:00 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
TarheelMike82 (10:11:32 PM): She came out halfway to the mound on a drag bunt!!
MightyDerf86 (10:11:49 PM): this is really a sport?
TarheelMike82 (10:12:14 PM): Allegedly
TarheelMike82 (10:12:25 PM): My girl's back up
MightyDerf86 (10:12:35 PM): sweet
TarheelMike82 (10:13:02 PM): I'm calling another K
MightyDerf86 (10:13:12 PM): CRUSHED
TarheelMike82 (10:13:43 PM): Dig the bow in the hair!
TarheelMike82 (10:13:48 PM): The pitcher is hot
MightyDerf86 (10:13:58 PM): cute huh
TarheelMike82 (10:14:27 PM): yes
TarheelMike82 (10:14:39 PM): And I just told Moose, remind me to tell you my internet porn theory sometime
MightyDerf86 (10:14:28 PM): GOOD EYE SWEETIE
MightyDerf86 (10:14:32 PM): sometime is NOW
TarheelMike82 (10:14:51 PM): I love her
TarheelMike82 (10:14:57 PM): I guess it is
TarheelMike82 (10:15:07 PM): STEAL ANOTHER BASE BITCH!
TarheelMike82 (10:15:12 PM): DAMN!
MightyDerf86 (10:14:58 PM): DAMN IT
TarheelMike82 (10:15:22 PM): I love the Zona catcher
MightyDerf86 (10:15:13 PM): wait, they can't lead?
TarheelMike82 (10:15:35 PM): Nope
TarheelMike82 (10:15:41 PM): It's a tee ball field remember?
MightyDerf86 (10:15:24 PM): this is stupid
TarheelMike82 (10:16:46 PM): When half the excitement of searching for internet porn is the miniscule chance that you MAY come across your ex-wife screwing some guy, doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?
MightyDerf86 (10:17:03 PM): that's AWESOME
MightyDerf86 (10:17:19 PM): and I've never seen Jessica so I can't confirm or deny
TarheelMike82 (10:17:39 PM): Ya'll love me when I drink
MightyDerf86 (10:17:28 PM): or when you don't.
TarheelMike82 (10:17:53 PM): She was a looker
MightyDerf86 (10:18:03 PM): does she have a myspace?
TarheelMike82 (10:18:36 PM): I don't think so
MightyDerf86 (10:18:32 PM): I guess www.myspace.com/cunt was taken
TarheelMike82 (10:18:49 PM): I've got a pic of her on my computer somehwere
TarheelMike82 (10:18:58 PM): yeah, I checked that
MightyDerf86 (10:19:08 PM): nice
TarheelMike82 (10:19:49 PM): ROBIN'S BLACK??
TarheelMike82 (10:19:51 PM): WHAT THE HELL?
TarheelMike82 (10:20:08 PM): And hanging out with Superman?? BLASPHEMY!
MightyDerf86 (10:20:14 PM): tell the comic geeks
TarheelMike82 (10:20:33 PM): Does the ponytail give her bad luck or something? The braids are horrible
TarheelMike82 (10:20:46 PM): I've mnever read a comic book in my life
TarheelMike82 (10:21:00 PM): Never got the attraction
TarheelMike82 (10:21:18 PM): I suck, I'm losing to YOU 9-5
MightyDerf86 (10:21:08 PM): It was 10-6
TarheelMike82 (10:21:29 PM): I know
TarheelMike82 (10:21:35 PM): Like I said, I suck
MightyDerf86 (10:21:21 PM): karma
MightyDerf86 (10:21:27 PM): you talked shit on Sunday, look at ya now
TarheelMike82 (10:21:52 PM): Yup
TarheelMike82 (10:21:55 PM): I'm an idiot
TarheelMike82 (10:22:07 PM): I don't see where I can make much of that up either
MightyDerf86 (10:21:52 PM): you're losing to the worst team in the league
TarheelMike82 (10:22:20 PM): That makes me Atlanta!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:10 PM): HA!
MightyDerf86 (10:22:38 PM): it's kinda close
TarheelMike82 (10:23:00 PM): How do you have 63 K's?
MightyDerf86 (10:22:49 PM): I'm only up by 3 runs, one loss and one save
MightyDerf86 (10:22:55 PM): my team rules
MightyDerf86 (10:22:57 PM): that's how
TarheelMike82 (10:23:44 PM): I'm just glad it's looking like James and Francis on the bech isn't gonna cost me points
TarheelMike82 (10:24:06 PM): What;s with the yellow ball?
MightyDerf86 (10:24:10 PM): you have Randy Winn?
MightyDerf86 (10:24:12 PM): wow
TarheelMike82 (10:24:47 PM): I needed a guy when Figgins was on the DL
TarheelMike82 (10:24:59 PM): I decided to keep him, he hasnt been basd
MightyDerf86 (10:25:04 PM): You might as well dump Easley... Valentin is coming back soon
TarheelMike82 (10:25:34 PM): Yep... saw that the other day
TarheelMike82 (10:26:24 PM): Gotta love the 3.00 WHIP on .2 IP
MightyDerf86 (10:27:41 PM): SOLID
TarheelMike82 (10:27:12 PM): Damn commericals
TarheelMike82 (10:28:26 PM): The COACH is hot
TarheelMike82 (10:28:29 PM): WTF?
MightyDerf86 (10:28:18 PM): that's the coach??
TarheelMike82 (10:28:41 PM): Yup
MightyDerf86 (10:28:36 PM): oh jesus
MightyDerf86 (10:28:40 PM): that bow
TarheelMike82 (10:28:52 PM): OMG SPORTS BRA!
MightyDerf86 (10:29:11 PM): please... if any of these chicks are over a B cup, I'll change my Braves Suck av
TarheelMike82 (10:29:58 PM): I'll personally check, ok?
MightyDerf86 (10:30:12 PM): excellent
TarheelMike82 (10:30:59 PM): There, thats the ex
TarheelMike82 (10:31:15 PM): it's a bad pic
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MightyDerf86 (10:31:21 PM): she's cute
MightyDerf86 (10:31:31 PM): how could someone that cute be such a horrible mother?
MightyDerf86 (10:31:32 PM): amazing
TarheelMike82 (10:31:54 PM): Dunno
TarheelMike82 (10:32:18 PM): HOTTIE AT BAT!
MightyDerf86 (10:32:17 PM): jeez
TarheelMike82 (10:32:36 PM): Aint that a bitch
MightyDerf86 (10:32:38 PM): I know there's like a foot between the plate and the mound but ya gotta lay that down sweetie
TarheelMike82 (10:33:06 PM): HAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:33:15 PM): did you see highlights from the Yanks-Sox?
TarheelMike82 (10:33:33 PM): That pitcher is smoking
TarheelMike82 (10:33:38 PM): Some of them
MightyDerf86 (10:33:24 PM): hell yeah she is
MightyDerf86 (10:33:32 PM): did you see the fans with the blond masks?
TarheelMike82 (10:33:57 PM): I don't think so
TarheelMike82 (10:34:39 PM): DRUG DEAL!
MightyDerf86 (10:34:40 PM): us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/1d/fullj.getty-73395409eg017_new_york_yank_10_48_34_pm.jpg
TarheelMike82 (10:35:13 PM): THAT RULES!
MightyDerf86 (10:35:15 PM): you might need to post that
TarheelMike82 (10:35:55 PM): PWNED
TarheelMike82 (10:36:23 PM): OMG EYE BLACK
MightyDerf86 (10:36:24 PM): I don't like the pigtails though
TarheelMike82 (10:36:43 PM): Abbott's like 6'5''
TarheelMike82 (10:36:52 PM): I swear she is
TarheelMike82 (10:37:13 PM): Lucky guy adjusting her coat
MightyDerf86 (10:37:31 PM): that broad is all legs
MightyDerf86 (10:37:32 PM): jesus
TarheelMike82 (10:37:51 PM): Posting that pc now
TarheelMike82 (10:37:59 PM): I hope
MightyDerf86 (10:37:51 PM): DRUG DEAL
MightyDerf86 (10:38:00 PM): seriously they do that after every out?
TarheelMike82 (10:38:39 PM): I think so
TarheelMike82 (10:39:17 PM): I got like 4 shots left... I'm contemplating finshing it off
MightyDerf86 (10:39:00 PM): I could totally take her deep
MightyDerf86 (10:39:03 PM): DO IT
TarheelMike82 (10:39:23 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:39:37 PM): I can't feel my toes
MightyDerf86 (10:39:25 PM): DRINK IT
TarheelMike82 (10:39:58 PM): Like Verne Lundquist at the 86 Masters....
TarheelMike82 (10:40:01 PM): YES SIR!
TarheelMike82 (10:40:22 PM): Not like I'm not gonna just pass the hel ot anyway
TarheelMike82 (10:40:34 PM): This girl is hot too
MightyDerf86 (10:40:23 PM): exactly
TarheelMike82 (10:40:43 PM): Wait, that;s the leadoff hitter
TarheelMike82 (10:40:52 PM): She was hot like an hour ago
MightyDerf86 (10:40:39 PM): your girl, right?
TarheelMike82 (10:40:59 PM): At least I know that;s no the alcohol talking
TarheelMike82 (10:41:17 PM): I'm a sicker for skinny ckicks
TarheelMike82 (10:41:25 PM): I'm also drunk
MightyDerf86 (10:41:08 PM): ain't they all?
TarheelMike82 (10:41:36 PM): And OO won't load damn it
TarheelMike82 (10:41:47 PM): More or less
MightyDerf86 (10:42:13 PM): OMG HOTTIE MONTAGE
TarheelMike82 (10:42:46 PM): Shit and I missed it
TarheelMike82 (10:42:59 PM): THERE YA GO
TarheelMike82 (10:43:02 PM): She's AA's age
MightyDerf86 (10:43:08 PM): If AA was awake, he'd all over that like white on rice
TarheelMike82 (10:43:46 PM): But AA went to bed at 7pm PDT
MightyDerf86 (10:43:34 PM): late night huh?
TarheelMike82 (10:43:52 PM): That is why we love him
MightyDerf86 (10:43:46 PM): hell yes
TarheelMike82 (10:44:07 PM): Things got crazy!
MightyDerf86 (10:44:01 PM): they had dinner at 4 instead of 3.
TarheelMike82 (10:44:24 PM): HAHAHAHA!
TarheelMike82 (10:44:44 PM): That pitcher is totally hot
MightyDerf86 (10:44:38 PM): this field is just so stupid
MightyDerf86 (10:44:57 PM): the OF wall is 80 ft away
TarheelMike82 (10:45:28 PM): I remember manipulating the teee ball field in 1st grade
TarheelMike82 (10:46:02 PM): May I fuck her?
MightyDerf86 (10:45:53 PM): HA!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:46:34 PM): Stole that one from Chrissy
TarheelMike82 (10:47:21 PM): I can't belive I've watched 5 innings of this shit
TarheelMike82 (10:47:28 PM): HAWT!
TarheelMike82 (10:47:38 PM): Volunteer coach... I love it
MightyDerf86 (10:47:23 PM): that's why you've watched
TarheelMike82 (10:47:52 PM): DRUG DEal~!
MightyDerf86 (10:47:49 PM): sweet jesus, they need to lay down for Playboy
TarheelMike82 (10:48:09 PM): I feel like GimmickMan
TarheelMike82 (10:48:14 PM): Watching this shit
MightyDerf86 (10:47:59 PM): or at least an erotic thriller on Cinemax
MightyDerf86 (10:48:06 PM): are your pants down?
TarheelMike82 (10:48:28 PM): I microplay
TarheelMike82 (10:48:31 PM): Not yet
MightyDerf86 (10:48:18 PM): then you're safe
TarheelMike82 (10:49:04 PM): Thank God
MightyDerf86 (10:49:21 PM): Leroy needs to be announcing sports
MightyDerf86 (10:49:26 PM): I don't even care which sport
TarheelMike82 (10:50:05 PM): LMFAO
TarheelMike82 (10:50:34 PM): What;s with the mask?
MightyDerf86 (10:50:53 PM): WHAT?
MightyDerf86 (10:50:58 PM): time between pitches rule?
MightyDerf86 (10:51:03 PM): Trachsel would be FUCKED
TarheelMike82 (10:51:19 PM): OMG TIME BETWEEN PITCHES RULE
TarheelMike82 (10:51:58 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (10:52:09 PM): dig the eye black
TarheelMike82 (10:52:42 PM): OMG HAWT!
TarheelMike82 (10:53:31 PM): That was Maddux esque
TarheelMike82 (10:53:39 PM): Attgirl Bronson
MightyDerf86 (10:53:33 PM): that 1B looks hot
TarheelMike82 (10:54:05 PM): That's cause she is
MightyDerf86 (10:53:57 PM): that makes sense then
MightyDerf86 (10:54:22 PM): HOLY SHIT
TarheelMike82 (10:54:33 PM): If I was permanently drunk I'd be married again by now
MightyDerf86 (10:54:23 PM): A HIT
MightyDerf86 (10:54:30 PM): HAHA
TarheelMike82 (10:54:47 PM): WOW!!!
TarheelMike82 (10:55:12 PM): Goes all Luis Gonzales on her
MightyDerf86 (10:54:57 PM): Moose says to send me your convo about Gimmick
TarheelMike82 (10:55:22 PM): HAHAHAH!
TarheelMike82 (10:55:28 PM): Man that shit is awesome
TarheelMike82 (10:55:47 PM): I need to pass out already
TarheelMike82 (10:55:52 PM): Ya;ll are killing me
MightyDerf86 (10:55:43 PM): HAHAHA
MightyDerf86 (10:55:51 PM): game ain't over yet
TarheelMike82 (10:56:20 PM): One more round
TarheelMike82 (10:56:27 PM): I GOT ONE MORE ROUND
MightyDerf86 (10:56:23 PM): GOT MO, GOTA LOTTA MO
TarheelMike82 (10:56:48 PM): LMFAO
TarheelMike82 (10:56:57 PM): COME ON BALBOA UHHHHHHHHH!
MightyDerf86 (10:56:49 PM): I love that
TarheelMike82 (10:57:08 PM): That;s 2 hits inb s arow
TarheelMike82 (10:57:13 PM): Or something like that
MightyDerf86 (10:57:12 PM): it's a NCAA record
TarheelMike82 (10:57:39 PM): Duran Duran is hot too
TarheelMike82 (10:57:45 PM): I need a softball girlfirend
TarheelMike82 (10:58:29 PM): And Moose won't say up for the game
TarheelMike82 (10:58:31 PM): What a loser
TarheelMike82 (10:58:43 PM): Balko is hot
TarheelMike82 (10:58:47 PM): I want her on my bed NOW
TarheelMike82 (10:59:00 PM): Oh what the hell, another shot
MightyDerf86 (10:58:50 PM): there's my boy
TarheelMike82 (10:59:52 PM): What;s witht he mask, shit?
TarheelMike82 (11:00:08 PM): Fuck
MightyDerf86 (11:00:03 PM): PUSSY
TarheelMike82 (11:00:23 PM): Chick witht he galsses was hot too
TarheelMike82 (11:00:40 PM): What, 210 to center?
TarheelMike82 (11:00:57 PM): Come on honey!
MightyDerf86 (11:00:43 PM): 210? That's like the RFK of softball fields
TarheelMike82 (11:01:07 PM): HAHAHAHA!!
TarheelMike82 (11:01:11 PM): DAMMIT!
MightyDerf86 (11:01:06 PM): she's like Ollie Perez jumping over the line
TarheelMike82 (11:01:26 PM): There goes my hard on
MightyDerf86 (11:01:21 PM): they might show the ump again
TarheelMike82 (11:01:44 PM): Fuck Ollie Perez
MightyDerf86 (11:01:31 PM): TEH BRAVE KILLER
TarheelMike82 (11:01:58 PM): KYLE DAVIES BITCH
MightyDerf86 (11:01:52 PM): Maaaan fuck you
TarheelMike82 (11:02:16 PM): I aven't been this wasted in years
TarheelMike82 (11:02:43 PM): I'm watcing NCAA softball for God's sake
MightyDerf86 (11:02:31 PM): I should save this whole thread
TarheelMike82 (11:02:59 PM): I micropay
TarheelMike82 (11:03:04 PM): or whatever
MightyDerf86 (11:02:50 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (11:03:18 PM): I will remember NONE of this tomorrow
MightyDerf86 (11:03:08 PM): good old copy & paste
TarheelMike82 (11:03:27 PM): I like pitcher's duels
MightyDerf86 (11:03:22 PM): it's even better when you wanna fuck both pitchers
TarheelMike82 (11:03:48 PM): lmao
MightyDerf86 (11:03:34 PM): I like Peavy vs. Smoltz but it ain't happenin.
TarheelMike82 (11:03:57 PM): JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
TarheelMike82 (11:04:19 PM): literally roflmao
MightyDerf86 (11:04:15 PM): wOOt!
TarheelMike82 (11:04:50 PM): i og tnothing
TarheelMike82 (11:04:54 PM): got nothing even
MightyDerf86 (11:05:03 PM): they're doing the HEY song
TarheelMike82 (11:05:42 PM): I dunno if ithat's a good thing or a bad thing
MightyDerf86 (11:05:54 PM): they're hot so it's good
TarheelMike82 (11:06:14 PM): The umps are like Lou Gehrig... the luckiest men on the fac of the earth
MightyDerf86 (11:06:08 PM): if it was Willie McGee and Otis Nixon, I'd say no.
TarheelMike82 (11:06:31 PM): \YHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
TarheelMike82 (11:06:43 PM): I am dying here
MightyDerf86 (11:06:54 PM): seriously no one should make that kind of money and be that ugly
TarheelMike82 (11:07:17 PM): HA!
TarheelMike82 (11:07:51 PM): Willie McGee: All time all-ugly team
MightyDerf86 (11:07:38 PM): Eric Stoltz in MASK laughs at Otis Nixon
TarheelMike82 (11:08:06 PM): That;s brutal man
MightyDerf86 (11:07:57 PM): O-Dog ain't pretty
TarheelMike82 (11:08:18 PM): I love Otis... remember Van Slyke?
MightyDerf86 (11:08:06 PM): hell yes
TarheelMike82 (11:08:28 PM): Fuckign EPIC
MightyDerf86 (11:08:21 PM): great Pirates OF... Bonds, Van Slyke, Bonilla
TarheelMike82 (11:08:40 PM): She can drop my balls ANY time
TarheelMike82 (11:08:52 PM): And they won ALL those WS
TarheelMike82 (11:08:54 PM): Oh wait
MightyDerf86 (11:08:39 PM): oops
TarheelMike82 (11:09:10 PM): Who the fuck is Francisco Cabrera
MightyDerf86 (11:09:06 PM): Barry showin off the cannon
MightyDerf86 (11:09:15 PM): my favorite non Mets play EVAR
TarheelMike82 (11:09:27 PM): WHO? [/Lucky]
TarheelMike82 (11:09:36 PM): great moment
MightyDerf86 (11:10:01 PM): and that was his last play in that uniform
MightyDerf86 (11:10:06 PM): nice legacy
MightyDerf86 (11:10:24 PM): can't even throw out Sid Bream with his wooden leg
TarheelMike82 (11:10:12 PM): I've told you my personal storu about that game right?
TarheelMike82 (11:10:32 PM): No shit
TarheelMike82 (11:10:55 PM): Time out my girl is up
TarheelMike82 (11:11:25 PM): I want to marry her
MightyDerf86 (11:11:28 PM): you want to marry her and fuck her teammates?
TarheelMike82 (11:11:43 PM): Better eye than Frenchy
MightyDerf86 (11:11:47 PM): that doesn't mean much
MightyDerf86 (11:11:52 PM): ok your Game 7 story...
TarheelMike82 (11:11:59 PM): Yes
TarheelMike82 (11:12:05 PM): lol
TarheelMike82 (11:12:15 PM): I can settle dammit
TarheelMike82 (11:12:25 PM): We were moving to Alabama
TarheelMike82 (11:12:32 PM): So we were in temp housing on base
TarheelMike82 (11:12:38 PM): Our cable goes out
TarheelMike82 (11:12:45 PM): My dad is a HIGE Pitt fan
TarheelMike82 (11:12:53 PM): So we find the game on radio
TarheelMike82 (11:13:06 PM): And we get to hear Skip Caray's famous drunken call
MightyDerf86 (11:12:52 PM): HA
TarheelMike82 (11:13:21 PM): I'd uh been drunk too
MightyDerf86 (11:13:13 PM): you were like 5
TarheelMike82 (11:13:38 PM): 10, get it right bitch
TarheelMike82 (11:13:49 PM): Cable went out in the 8th
TarheelMike82 (11:13:53 PM): Aubt that a bitch
TarheelMike82 (11:13:57 PM): OH WHIT!
MightyDerf86 (11:13:42 PM): WHOA
TarheelMike82 (11:14:05 PM): Zona throws here out!
MightyDerf86 (11:13:51 PM): that was a 10 hopper to CF
TarheelMike82 (11:14:13 PM): Can I marry her too?
TarheelMike82 (11:14:20 PM): I'm going all Mormon here
MightyDerf86 (11:14:03 PM): HOLY FUCK
MightyDerf86 (11:14:05 PM): THAT CATCHER IS HOT
TarheelMike82 (11:14:29 PM): Indeed she is
TarheelMike82 (11:14:41 PM): Lucky loves oitcheres, I love catchers
TarheelMike82 (11:14:53 PM): I love her
MightyDerf86 (11:14:39 PM): wow
MightyDerf86 (11:14:41 PM): she's awesome
TarheelMike82 (11:15:06 PM): INDEEEEEEEEEEED!
TarheelMike82 (11:15:16 PM): I am drunk as shit
MightyDerf86 (11:14:59 PM): the CF has a better arm than Damon
TarheelMike82 (11:15:25 PM): PWNED!
TarheelMike82 (11:15:35 PM): It was only like 100 feet though
TarheelMike82 (11:15:46 PM): I wantr to fuck her
MightyDerf86 (11:15:40 PM): that's like two football fields to Damon
TarheelMike82 (11:16:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!!!
TarheelMike82 (11:16:29 PM): This game rules
TarheelMike82 (11:16:33 PM): And I hate softball
MightyDerf86 (11:16:24 PM): hell yes
TarheelMike82 (11:16:59 PM): Litle roller up along second
MightyDerf86 (11:16:57 PM): THE BITCH BOOTS IT!
TarheelMike82 (11:17:25 PM): Fuck Tennessee
TarheelMike82 (11:17:31 PM): HAHAHAHA!
MightyDerf86 (11:17:30 PM): they're all wearing bows
MightyDerf86 (11:17:31 PM): I love it
TarheelMike82 (11:17:59 PM): Okay, I just did the Scully call... I'm too runk to do it rigfht
MightyDerf86 (11:18:11 PM): HAHAHA
TarheelMike82 (11:18:56 PM): 9 is HHHHHOOOOTTTTT
TarheelMike82 (11:19:08 PM): Dirt on the Uni!!!
TarheelMike82 (11:19:26 PM): I am in love
TarheelMike82 (11:19:33 PM): I hate you Solly
MightyDerf86 (11:19:18 PM): that's gritty
MightyDerf86 (11:19:19 PM): I know.
MightyDerf86 (11:19:34 PM): stay with me Mikey - 3 more outs.
MightyDerf86 (11:24:35 PM): GIRL DOWN