Bo_Knows and FF Pontificate on Porn
Feb 20, 2008 0:42:27 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Feb 20, 2008 0:42:27 GMT -5
...here's a quote from an AIM I had with Bo_Knows. Everyone else feel free to add their own here so we can make a thread out of this deal.
On my recent addition of Azureus to my computer and introduction to torrents.
[20:45] Bo: Download any porn yet?
[20:46] FF: No. I decided to stick with my youporn. I never need more then 5-10 minutes of porn at a time
[20:47] FF: Plus, the stuff I'm in to doesn't need to be sitting around on my computer waiting for my girlfriend or someone to find.
[20:48] FF: "Is this what you're in to?! Ew! I'm breaking up with you." "No! I just like watching it! But....sometime would you mind blowing a horse?"
[20:49] Bo: "You can start small. Like with maybe a dog."
[20:52] FF: Or your little brother
[20:52] Bo: "Listen, you turn me on perfectly fine. But sometimes I want to see something that's dead, a baby, an animal, or choking and gagging."
[20:53] FF: "I know you give me a boner, but I get a much larger one when there's children involved."
[21:02] Bo: "You think maybe you could sit in this tub of ice for awhile first?"
[21:02] FF: And lay really still.
[21:03] Bo: "Once I can put this cleaver into your thigh without you screaming we can start."
[21:04] Bo: "Now if you excuse me, I need to watch Hostel and beat off. I'm going to save my spooge in this pimp chalice. Be prepared to drink it mixed with vomit."
[21:05] FF: Are you terribly opposed to consuming your own miscarriage?
[21:06] Bo: Call your sister up and get the clear plastic tubing out of the basement.
[21:21] FF: Her sister is 16 by the way. There could be a joke there
[21:22] Bo: How good does she look in vacuumed out rubber?
[21:22] FF: I'll run down to the basement and try that out!
[21:22] FF: Wait...does it work if she's already in pieces?
[21:22] Bo: As long as they're all under the same tarp.
On my recent addition of Azureus to my computer and introduction to torrents.
[20:45] Bo: Download any porn yet?
[20:46] FF: No. I decided to stick with my youporn. I never need more then 5-10 minutes of porn at a time
[20:47] FF: Plus, the stuff I'm in to doesn't need to be sitting around on my computer waiting for my girlfriend or someone to find.
[20:48] FF: "Is this what you're in to?! Ew! I'm breaking up with you." "No! I just like watching it! But....sometime would you mind blowing a horse?"
[20:49] Bo: "You can start small. Like with maybe a dog."
[20:52] FF: Or your little brother
[20:52] Bo: "Listen, you turn me on perfectly fine. But sometimes I want to see something that's dead, a baby, an animal, or choking and gagging."
[20:53] FF: "I know you give me a boner, but I get a much larger one when there's children involved."
[21:02] Bo: "You think maybe you could sit in this tub of ice for awhile first?"
[21:02] FF: And lay really still.
[21:03] Bo: "Once I can put this cleaver into your thigh without you screaming we can start."
[21:04] Bo: "Now if you excuse me, I need to watch Hostel and beat off. I'm going to save my spooge in this pimp chalice. Be prepared to drink it mixed with vomit."
[21:05] FF: Are you terribly opposed to consuming your own miscarriage?
[21:06] Bo: Call your sister up and get the clear plastic tubing out of the basement.
[21:21] FF: Her sister is 16 by the way. There could be a joke there
[21:22] Bo: How good does she look in vacuumed out rubber?
[21:22] FF: I'll run down to the basement and try that out!
[21:22] FF: Wait...does it work if she's already in pieces?
[21:22] Bo: As long as they're all under the same tarp.
