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We open with a shot of Vince McMahon:

VKM: “Welcome everyone to a new birth for W.A.R. I am personally over seeing the construction of our roster to provide the best in sports entertainment. There will NOT be traditional good guys and bad guys. If person A wants to fight person B they will. Now let’s see what’s going on with the existing WAR roster.”

(A camera cuts to Brock Lesnar’s farm while he F-5’s a deer and prepares to eat it)

(Another camera cuts to Ronda Rousey training.)

(Dalton Castle is oiling himself up while looking at pictures of Lex Luger.)

(We cut back to McMahon on his phone)
VKM: “Are you sure? Well ok if you think you can put together a stable like that go right ahead. I’ll see you next week)

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Jinder Mahal is in his India castle

JM: “As the modern day Maraha, I am going to resurect a group and give it the class it deserves. Joining me is a man who was unjustly force out of his position of power in another company, Mohamed Hassan, and the heaviest hitters in WAR’s Tag division, The Authors Of Pain!!! Together we are the New Modern Day FOUR HORSEMEN!!!!”


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Dalton Castle (he might be Gay?) is oiling himself up in a provocative manner, starring at a picture of Lex Luger.

DC: “Mmmmmmm yes Mr Luger I do hope you accept my invitation and us Boys can be boys. We’ll see you soon sweetie” <blows kiss into camera>


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A 10 year boys room is the scene. Nicholas is FaceTiming an unknown person.

Nic: “yep they will all be with us it’s gonna be great. But “she” didn’t give me a picture when I was backstage at that event we will have to deal with her. I will execute your plan and no one will stop us.”

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<the view is from the back of dalton Castle>

Now Rico is now oiling up Dalton Castle while he holds a picture of Lex Luger. Castle is moaning and appears to be moving one of his arms up and down. Castle let’s out a peacock scream.

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<Kevin Sullivan, Jim Mitchell, Evil, are in a dark room talking to someone off screen>

KS: “But master, he is sooooo evil and cruel even for me”

JM: “I’ve seen vindictive and darkness but this one takes it beyond”

Evil: “something in Japanese”

<Hiromu enters and offers the unseen figure a cup with a dark red liquid inside and a picture that is face down>

HT: “Master says he is our new leader and he is coming to bring darkness and distruction”

<a short dark figure enters dressed in all black with a hood. Once he gets into focus the figure removes the hood to reveal GOTH NICHOLAS as the evil leader of the Dark Circus.>

Nicholas:” Master I will bring your vision of carnage, pain, and distruction to WAR!!!!”

<the camera pans out and DARYL is revealed as the Dark Master!!!”

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<Vince McMahon at the WAR Event Center desk>

VM: “Ladies and Grntlemen, the following matches are being announced for WAR Anniliation:

WAR Woman’s Championship Tournament:
Ronda Rousey vs. Carmella
Stephanie McMahon vs. Sienna
Chyna vs. Deanna Perrazzo
Shayna Baszler vs. Bianca BelAir

Pose off:
Chris Masters vs. Lex Luger
Dalton Castle w/RICO as Special Guest Judge

WAR Tag Title Fatal 5 Way
Dudley Boys vs. Authors of Pain vs. The Young Bucks vs. The Dark Circus (Evil & Hiromu) vs. The Revival

Matt Riddle vs. Hangman Page

WAR Intercontential Championship:
Naito vs. Eli Drake vs. Marty Scrull vs. Cien Almas

WAR Heavyweight Championship King Of The Mountain:
Moose vs. Suzuki vs. Bruno Sammartino vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Dan Severn vs. Nicholas”

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Brock Lesnar and the P cup will be on hand to officially challenge the winner of the World Heavyweight Championship

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WAR Anniliation

Live From The Barclays Center
Michale Cole and Rob Gronkowski on commentary

The show opens with Brock Lesnar coming to the ring.

BL: “I usually don’t talk for myself but here goes, this will be quick and simple, I am P Cup winner and I am using my P Cup to officially Challenge the winner of the King Of The Mountain Match for the WAR Heavyweight Championship!!!!”
<Brock Leaves>

Opening Match
Round 1 Woman’s Championship
Ronda Rousey vs. Carmella
Rousey wins via submission

Round 1 Woman’s Championship
Stephanie McMahon vs. Sienna
Before the match officially starts Stephanie McMahon grabs the mic
SM: “Sienna, I have a proposition for you, all you have to do is let me lay down, have you pin me, then we can go in the back and discuss business”
<Sienna smiles>
Sienna defeats Stephie McMahon by pinfall

Round 1 Woman’s Championship
Chyna vs. Deanna Perrazzo
Chyna wins via pinfall

Round 1 Woman’s Championship
Shayna Baszler vs Brianca BelAir
Baszler barely defeats BelAir via submission


The Posedown between Lex Luger and Chris Masters

Dalton Castle makes his way to the ring with Rico. Rico is still rubbing oil all over Castle as they take a seat to judge the contest. Masters comes out followed by Luger. They do multiple poses until Castle let’s put a giant peacock yell and tells them to stop as he is panting to catch his breath. Castles enters the ring.

DC: “Oh my boys what a display. Mr Luger mmmmm you’re so magnificent and there’s no doubt in my mind you are who I think you are. So why don’t we just be boys being you know boys?” (Rico is licking his lips and clapping)

LL: “Mr Castle, I’m sorry but OWWW!!!”
(Chris Masters levels Luger in the head and begins to beat him down while Castle and Rico gyrate and grind in a look of extreme pleasure.)

Masters, Rico, and Castle leave together with Rico oiling both. (They might be gay?)

Matt Riddle vs Hangman Page
A fantastic one on one match ends when Marty Scrull hits Riddle with the umbrella letting Page get the win.

Up next is the 4 way Intercontential Title Match.

Marty Scrull vs. Eli Drake vs. Cien Almas vs. Naito.

As all 4 competitors come to the ring, The 4 Horsemen Of Jinder Mahal, Mohammed Hassan, and the Authors Of Pain attack all 4 competitors. As all 4 are left laying, Jinder grabs the mic and says the blood of these men are on WAR’s hands since Hassan was not included in the match. They leave and it appears the match will be rescheduled.

WAR Tag Team Championship Gauntlet match.

The Dark Circus (Evil and Hiromu) are our first with Kevin Sullivan and Daryl.

Followed by The Authors Of Pain. AOP is jumped and destroyed by the combatants in the ladder match. They are rolled in the ring and pinned by Evil.

AOP is eliminated.

Out next are the Dudley Boys.

After a hard hitting battle the Dudley’s defeat the Dark Circus. Daryl is then given a 3D.
The Dark Circus is eliminated.

The Young Bucks are out next.

28 minutes and 25 super kicks later, the Bucks fall on DVon and score the pin.

The Dudley’s are eliminated.

The Revival is the final team out.

After a valiant fight by a tired and beaten Bucks team, the Revival hit the shatter machine on Nick and win the WAR Tag Team Championship.

It is announced that Mohammed Hassan will be added to the eventual 5 way Intercontential Title Match.

WAR World Heavyweight Championship King Of The Mountain Match

Moose vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Bruno Sammartino vs. Dan Severn vs. Suzuki vs Nicholas

Right off the bat, Jinder is also jumped by the Intercontential Title Match contenders and carried out. AOP and Hassan come out and destroy Suzuki. As Moose is about to put the title on the hook, Kevin Sullivan shows up with Daryl and Daryl spews white mist (not racist) into Moose’s face. He drops the title. Goth Nicholas comes out from hiding, grabs the title, hooks it and WINS!!!!!
Nicholas is the WAR Heavyweight Champion!!! As the Dark Circus is celebrating, Brock Lesnar’s music hits and the show goes off the air with Brock laughing and pointing at Nicholas.

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WAR Stories.......

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<Matt Riddle is at the beach>
Yoooo dudes Marty is in that title match right? After I send Jinder back to India, I’m gonna smoke Marty Scrull’s ass”

<Stephanie McMahon is with Sienna>

SM: “ I hope u stop Rousey. I am giving you or whoever does 1 Million Dollars. Rousey must go down”

SNA: “That bitch is as good as DEAD!!!!”

<Cut to Boys Will Be Boys, Rico is rubbing Dalton Castle’s chest while Chris Masters works out>

DC: “Mmmmmmmm Mr Masters you are delicious. Mr Luger is nothing compared to you”

CM: “Lex Luger and Moose have nothing on me. Oh hey you guys know I’m not into THAT right?

Castle and Rico giggle



<Nicholas is with the Dark Circus>

NIch: “ Master how do we stop the beast?”

Kevin Sullivan: “Child he won’t touch you if he can’t get to you!!”

Evil: “Something in Japanese”

Hiromu: “Also something in Japanese”

Jim Mitchell: “We will make the beast go through the entire Circus and he will never get to you”

NIch: “Thank you and if he goes get past you, I will spill the blood of the beast for MASTER DARYL!!!”

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Lex Luger and Moose are talking about their NFL history. Luger says he would never kneel for the anthem. Moose looks less than thrilled. Luger says that BWBB are the real issue. Moose says he knows Castle looks at him

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WAR Presents:
Capital Combat
Live From Met Life Stadium
Michael Cole & Rob Gronkowski on commentary

Hangman Page vs. Bruno Sammartino
Page small packages Sammartino for the upset win

Jinder Mahal vs. Matt Riddle
Marty Scrull again hits Riddle with the umbrella allowing Mahal to pick up the win.

Bianca BelAir vs. Carmella vs. Deanna Perrazzo
BelAir uses her hair to belt whip ‘Mella and Perrazzo for the win.

Lex Luger & Moose vs. “Boys Will Be Boys” Dalton Castle & Chris Masters w/Rico
Moose walks out on Luger (difference in anthem beliefs?) and Luger has oil thrown in his face and Castle lays on top of him (very grayish) for the pin. Chris Masters swears he’s not into “that”.

Shoot Fight
Dan Severn vs. Suzuki
Suzuki knocks out Severn

#1 Contenders Texas Bullrope Match:
The Young Bucks vs The Dudley Boys
The Young Bucks superkick their way to victory in a bloody war

WAR Tag Team Championship:
The Revival (c) vs. Authors of Pain
The Revival Retain when Dawson uses Brass Knuckles to pin Rezar

WAR Woman’s Championship Senifinals:
Rounds Rousey vs. Sienna w/Stephanie McMahon
Rousey makes Sienna tap to the arm bar, Stephanie leaves PISSeD

Shayna Baszler vs. Chyna
The Match never starts as Stephanie comes out and says she needs both ladies in the back as per Mr McMahon

5 Way Intercontential Championship Match:
Mohammed Hassan vs. Cien Almas vs. Eli Drake vs. Marty Scrull vs. Naito
As Hassan and Drake brawl to the back, Marty Scrull is about to grab the title, Matt Riddle comes out and blasts Marty with a chair, Cien Almas covers Marty and is the WAR Intercontinental Champion!!!

Main Event:
If Brock Leanar defeats the entire Dark Circus, then Brock Lesnar gets 5 Minutes Alone with Nicholas for the WAR Heavyweight Championship.
Brock Lesnar vs. Evil, Hiroumu, Kevin Sullivan, with Jim Mitchell & Daryl.

Brock survives the Dark Circus and now has 5 minutes alone with Nicholas. As Brock is about to grab Nicholas, SUZUKI comes out and lays waste to Lesnar. Nicholas covers Brock 1-2-3!!!! Nicholas retains!!! As the Dark Circus celebrates, Naito comes out and stares at EVIL and Hiromu. They look bath and now both seem conflicted. Naito points to Nicholas and gestures for the title. The show ends with Nicholas, Kevin Sullivan and Jim Mitchell yelling at both Naito and EVIL and Hiromu.