[creepy]

This was close, but:

MIKE'S
Entree: Hibachi Chicken & Shrimp
Side: Mikey's Homemade Korean Egg Rolls
Dessert: Yin Yang Chocolate Fondue served with rice krispy treats, marshmallows, graham crackers, strawberries, shortbread, etc. for dipping


vs

PUN'S
Main Dish: Bern's Steakhouse Strip Sirloin (Medium Rare)
Side Dish: Ruby Tuesday's Onion Straws
Side Dish: Loaded Baked Potato (butter, sour cream, cheddar cheese, bacon, chives)
Dessert: Creme Brulee



are awesome. LITs, Chocolate Martinis and Italian Surfer are all horrible, or sound horrible, so I just went with steak.






When faced with one of life's conundrums, always go with steak.

[Pun]

OK, so all the drinks are "girly". (Yes, regardless of what you think, Mike, Long Island Iced Tea is a pretty feminine drink.) So, while we're on the subject of things being girly.....fondue, Mikey? Really? I mean, I'll eat it, but not unless I'm dragged to it by my wife. I mean I might get it if you were dipping hunks of meat into broth or cheese, but dipping strawberries into hot chocolate? You might as well cut off your balls and give them to the dishwasher, because you won't be needing them anymore.

I have steak. You can't get much more manly than a medium rare steak. Is this really what you think of with a manly meal?

[Mikey]

That's a baked potato? No, that's a pile of shit.

[Pun]

My baked potato says nothing about chili or corn, both of which are clearly on that potato.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 9, 2009 7:11:38 GMT -5 Pun said:

Is this really what you think of with a manly meal?

[Pun]

Still more manly than dipping strawberries in chocolate. That's the epitome of femininity.

[Lou]

I don't want a LIT with my dinner any more than I want whatever that other drink is. I'd probably just end up sneaking something to drink in. And I don't really care about dessert. Also, you can throw just about whatever you want on my baked potato, I'd probably eat it. I'll eat onion straws, too. I've also been known to enjoy egg rolls.

So, I ask myself, "Do I want steak, or do I want chicken and shrimp?" Steak will come up the winner just about every time.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 9, 2009 7:11:38 GMT -5 Pun said:

You might as well cut off your balls and give them to the dishwasher, because you won't be needing them anymore.

A great line but it would have been funnier if, you know, you didn't draft an Italian Fucking Surfer.

[Jack Quinn]

but if we are scoring things, Mikey is up 2-1 in the girly elements of the meal.
Long Island Ice Tea & Fondue to Italian surfer

[salmonjunkie]

In both cases, I'd substitute the drink for a glass of wine, a glass of beer, or a glass of water. At this point, it doesn't matter whose meal is more girly then the other.

Between the two, I'd rather have Pun's meal. However, if I was bringing a girl over for dinner for the first time, I'd make Mikey's meal.

[Mikey]

Jul 9, 2009 10:38:51 GMT -5 Jack Quinn said:

but if we are scoring things, Mikey is up 2-1 in the girly elements of the meal.
Long Island Ice Tea & Fondue to Italian surfer

Okay, Moose... because the Marlins have 2 World Series titles in the last 12 years, they're obviously a better baseball franchise than the Phillies.

[Jack Quinn]

hey I am not saying I believe the girly shit, I think the debate over girly drinks is stupid. I am just saying, if thats how people want to look at it, thats how it stands at the moment.

[Byrntrigan]

See to me fondue says "I want some sex after this", but I'd end up eating something more hearty after the sex.

Steak wins.

Egg rolls are mighty good as well though.

[salmonjunkie]

Exactly Byrne. I'm willing to bet that Mikey has made that exact meal before, with those results.

[Mikey]

Jul 9, 2009 13:35:07 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Exactly Byrne. I'm willing to bet that Mikey has made that exact meal before, with those results.

BINGO! We have a winner!

[Byrntrigan]

Power of fondue.

Fondue = pussy

[Deleted]

fondue = runny diarrhea (when oil-based)

fondue = inability to shit for 4 days (when cheese-based)

[Pun]

Jul 9, 2009 13:36:00 GMT -5 Mikey said:

Jul 9, 2009 13:35:07 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Exactly Byrne. I'm willing to bet that Mikey has made that exact meal before, with those results.

BINGO! We have a winner!

But look at all the trouble you went through. All you really needed to do was wash the dishes.

[salmonjunkie]

Jul 9, 2009 13:46:27 GMT -5 Pun said:

Jul 9, 2009 13:36:00 GMT -5 Mikey said:

BINGO! We have a winner!

But look at all the trouble you went through. All you really needed to do was wash the dishes.

That's her job.

[Pun]

Well, Mikey obviously wasn't getting the job done.

[Byrntrigan]

Jul 9, 2009 13:46:27 GMT -5 Pun said:

Jul 9, 2009 13:36:00 GMT -5 Mikey said:

BINGO! We have a winner!

But look at all the trouble you went through. All you really needed to do was wash the dishes.

[creepy]

Jul 9, 2009 13:46:27 GMT -5 Pun said:

Jul 9, 2009 13:36:00 GMT -5 Mikey said:

BINGO! We have a winner!

But look at all the trouble you went through. All you really needed to do was wash the dishes.

Well, it looks like Pun wins twice this round.

[Lucky]

Can we make a new rule that says Gator can't talk about his poo anymore? This is becoming a disturbing trend.

[salmonjunkie]

Jul 9, 2009 13:50:11 GMT -5 Pun said:

Well, Mikey obviously wasn't getting the job done.

'

oops. I didn't get the joke the first time I read it.

Now that I did,

LOLZ!

[Byrntrigan]

Jul 9, 2009 16:17:35 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Can we make a new rule that says Gator can't talk about his poo anymore? This is becoming a disturbing trend.

This.

next time he gets a new AV forced on him.