[ALL CAPS]

CORY'S
Main: BBQ Ribs
Main: Jumbo Slice Pizza
Side: Au Gratin Potatoes
Drink: Gravy
Dessert: $25,000 Frozen Haute Chocolate

vs

BRAD'S
Red Robin's Banzai Burger (main)
Bacon Log (side)
Maryland Crab Soup (side)
Vergina (drink)
Chocolate and Peanut Butter Chip covered Oreos (dessert)

[Batman]

Gravy and the pineapple burger both advanced?

This is waht happens when there isn't any good method of determining seeding of a tournament in advance.

Abstain.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Still going with the Bacon Log.

[The Canadian Content]

Now that I'm out of it, I'm voting bacon log through the finals.

[Lucky]

Now that I know that's a pineapple burger I have no choice but to vote for Cory's Frat Boy Special. The bacon log scares me anyway.

[Mikey]

I can't exactly drink gravy, but I'll take the ribs and pizza over the bacon log and pineapple burger.

[Deadly]

I like the bacon log, but I gotta go with the ribs and pizza.

[salmonjunkie]

Pineapple burgers are good. But ribs and pizza are even better. However, a beer would wash it down much better than gravy would. The burger is paired with beer.

hmmm...

[Batman]

Vergina is a beer? I thought that was carbonated OJ?

[ALL CAPS]

Damn right it's a beer.

Jun 22, 2009 10:38:03 GMT -5 Lucky said:

The bacon log scares me anyway.

That's because you're fat.

[salmonjunkie]

Yeah. You must be thinking of Orangina.

[creepy]

Burger/Bacon/Beer with the added awesomeness of Crab Soup.

[ALL CAPS]

For more on Vergina, see below...


7. BACON LOG






26. Chocolate and Peanut Butter Chip covered Oreos



39. Red Robin's Banzai Burger

Cooked medium, marinated in teriyaki and topped with grilled pineapple, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo.



58. Vergina



Some buddies of mine went out to the store last night and got some Vergina. We figured it would be cheaper if we all chipped in for one BIG Vergina and tapped it all night. Unfortunately the little nubby thing that you pump to get the Vergina to froth-up broke off. I don't think we're gonna get our deposit back.

I can, without hesitation, suggest that you NEVER try Vergina Ice, or God forbid, Vergina Dry. Vergina Lite might be good, but I'll never try it because I don't wanna go to jail.

Sometimes the top of the Vergina is too "fuzzy" and it tickles my nose.

You definitely don't wanna get your hands on some skunky Vergina. That happened to me at a party once. I was throwing up all night. Then again, that was also the party where I got to see a group of girls sucking on a bunch of Verginas, so it was well worth it.

What I find upsetting is that there are actually bars that'll let you in but won't let you touch a single Vergina. The Vergina is displayed openly all over the place but if you even try to get close to one you'll get tossed out. How are they even gonna compete with the other bars that allow someone of legal age to sit right down and grab a nice 22 ounce Vergina any time they want to?

Oh and also let me just say that i think it's a good thing that there is a "legal age" for pounding a Vergina. If you're pounding too many Verginas at a very young age there's a good chance that you can screw your life up unexpectedly. All those different Verginas could really end up giving you serious medical problems to boot! You've got to know how to handle a Vergina responsibly!

Now with that said, I also think that it's kinda screwed up that someone can be old enough to serve in the military, but not old enough to relax with a nice Vergina. Personally I think that if you're old enough to die for your country you should be able to slurp a Vergina while doing it! Who's with me!?!?!

71. Maryland Crab Soup

Steamed and picked Maryland Blue Crab in a beef-stock broth with a vegetable medley of green beans, carrots, peas, lima beans, onions and corn, stewed tomatoes, potatoes, seasoned with black pepper and Old Bay. My mouth is watering just typing this up.

[creepy]

That just looks like lump crab meat added to some vegetable soup or something. That's a fail on the soup.

[ALL CAPS]

Steamed and picked Maryland Blue Crab in a beef-stock broth with a vegetable medley of green beans, carrots, peas, lima beans, onions and corn, stewed tomatoes, potatoes, seasoned with black pepper and Old Bay.

That particular presentation was chosen to show off the crab. It more typically looks like this:



Which still looks more like vegetable soup, but trust me, doesn't taste a whole lot like it with the crab and spices thrown in.

[Tommy]

Crab Soup is pretty tasty.

It boils down to Bacon Log vs. Drinking Gravy.

Both will eventually kill me, but I'll enjoy dying via Bacon Log much more.

[Sportsguy]

Ribs and Pizza

[Eric O'Mac]

Good gracious, that bacon log looks awesome.

[Batman]

Jun 22, 2009 13:52:59 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Yeah. You must be thinking of Orangina.

Yea, yes I was. Thank you.

[Chris Eco]

I'm not man enough for the bacon log. Ribs and Pizza.

[OpTard]

the only log in this matchup comes from cory's butt and lands on brad's chest